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RomanceRe: Why Did U Break Up With Your Ex? by Battery1(m): 7:54pm On Nov 28, 2010
Chai,oga rymzo,u bi brain man,u wan knw why onstelly broke up wit her ex or whether she is with someone abi?
PoliticsRe: Is Prostitution A Crime Under The Nigerian Constitution ? by Battery1(m): 7:13pm On Nov 28, 2010
No,its a hobby in naija,u animal!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Most Annoying Nairalander And An Advise To Him Or Her by Battery1(m): 6:42pm On Nov 28, 2010
onstelly:
Potency or watever he calls himself that guy is simply annoying, my advice to him is simple get a life, also visit his doc and again he should stop stalking people
Are u not the one stalkin on me? Why calling me potency wen u knw i hv been baptised to Battery? It seems u love me?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Most Annoying Nairalander And An Advise To Him Or Her by Battery1(m): 6:30pm On Nov 28, 2010
U people shld please stop calling my name anyhw. My name is Battery (Nokia Battery),there is nothing like charger in my name. Charger is wat charges me and makes me fit 4 nairalanders. Yes am very very annoyin and porknoser,i talk sometin dat doesnt concern me at all.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 1:20pm On Nov 28, 2010
Latest report:
Onstelly don change her profile pic to where rymzo dey nyansh her.,chai oga rymzo u lucky o!
@190
Wat kind of womanizer are u? Why do u like women like dis?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 1:09pm On Nov 28, 2010
@Mygoldie
Pls flash me!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 11:57am On Nov 28, 2010
Hahahahahahahahaha @190 and Mygoldie.
RomanceRe: 190 Y U D Vex With Virgin, Omo Nah Virgin Oo by Battery1(m): 8:55am On Nov 28, 2010
@poster
How do u knw omo na virgin. Me and omo don nyansh severaly o!
Let me list down d non-virgin series we hav here on romance section
Ms Eve>rokiatu>Dyt>omolola>mygoldie>onstelly>ujujoan>mzdarkskin>etc
(>means greater than)
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Appreciate Dyt by Battery1(m): 8:49am On Nov 28, 2010
no1madman:
u wan chop alone. . .allow others 2 wack.
Ok,oya come do ur turn,na turn by turn. Chai,no1madman,u sabi beta tin o!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Wen I Meet Omolola! by Battery1(m): 8:46am On Nov 28, 2010
no1madman:
If na me nack her,she go scream "dis thing dey touch my brain. . .dis your d.i.c.k dey sweet me nor be small. . ."
No1madman,u bi my man o,abeg shake me.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 8:17am On Nov 28, 2010
Cuz i dey support u and that silly rymzo. I have told u that my name is now Battery.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 6:48am On Nov 28, 2010
190:
[color=deeppink]^^

which kind love don knock rhymzo brain so!! angry angry[/color]
Why nt ask rymzo? Na gentle luv,no bi ur type of luv.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Need A Sugar Mum . by Battery1(m): 12:55am On Nov 28, 2010
@mzdarkskin
U dnt want 2 slip?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 12:32am On Nov 28, 2010
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha @190,Mygoldie,kay etc.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 10:46pm On Nov 27, 2010
Ofido:
every sleep don leave ma eye,
I never wanted to comment,was like let me jst be reading and laughing,

But i want do my own interview, Nokia Charger sorry battery,,, wher are u from? :::. ++++
Rymzo i hate your reply on Franca, Plz drop a soft a.p.o.l.o.g.y 2 her
@ofido
Neva make a mistake wit my name next time.
I am 4rm Delta,delta ibo.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 9:56pm On Nov 27, 2010
Or are u jealous?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 9:21pm On Nov 27, 2010
Very soon,am going to create a thread for two of u like nimex did 4 omo and 190.
Onstelly,i hope am permitted 2 do that? Offcourse i am.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 9:13pm On Nov 27, 2010
Just ans d question jare!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 9:06pm On Nov 27, 2010
kay177:
Goldie== why that cant you trust my instinct shocked sad
Mygoldie,abeg no trust anybody o! Na so omo trust 190 and 190 carry d chick dey play. Even rymzo sef,i no trust am,oga rymzo no offense o!
Rymzo:
Yes,i can nw say sometin cuz ma baby has surfaced.
@battery,so u hv decided nt 2 change?
@onstelly
Baby,where hv u bn?
@Rymzo
Welcome. Pls i hv a small interview 2 make wit u. Franca is makin advances on u via d support of rokiatu,pls wat do u hv 2 say?,dnt pretend o!
Again.cld u pls tell us ur plans with onstelly d shakara chick?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 8:49pm On Nov 27, 2010
@Kay177
Franca no fit like u,u are our big broda. D chick don dey die 4 rymzo but d ugly tin is dat oga rymzo no fit fall 4 her.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 8:42pm On Nov 27, 2010
onstelly:
@potency get d hell out of my thread cos u piss me off
I hv told u people dat my name is now Battery (Nokia Battery) 4 dat matter. @onstelly,is dat all u hv 2 say? Are u back 4rm d outin?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 8:27pm On Nov 27, 2010
rokiatu:
Why has onstelly not yet posted? Girlfriend are you playing hard to get? grin
U dnt know dat girl at all,i told u people dat she went out wit her bf while rymzo dey hear dey write poem.
Mygoldie:
no mind am Kay,i know his game, i go throw am put for hot water grin grin grin grin
Abeg why nt do mi dat tin wey dey 4 ur profile pic?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 8:03pm On Nov 27, 2010
Mygoldie:
what about a hot slap? will that help? grin grin
Yes abeg slap me!
RomanceRe: Urgent Advice Needed. Am In. . .soup by Battery1(m): 8:00pm On Nov 27, 2010
U are an animal!
Wen u were f.u.ckn d 2,u no tel us,nw u don enta soup,u dey tel us. This story even luks FAKE
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 7:53pm On Nov 27, 2010
Mygoldie:
sharrap battery, we wait for onstelly she no dey come,then we start to entertain ourselves, be like say you over charge oh.i go put u for water naw.


abi ooh Kay grin grin grin grin
I over charged myself and its affectin me,it seems am goin 2 explode.
@mygoldie,abeg u fit do anytin 2 calm me down? Like,u knw!
Franca2:
Hmmmm,wat a luvly poem. Rymzo kudos. Since onstelly wont come,mayb i shld take her place.
Anty franca,i tink say u be lesbian?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 7:41pm On Nov 27, 2010
This thread is made 4u people 2 appreciate d luv oga rymzo has 4 onstelly d shakara girl and u people are talkin abt nepa come,light go.
Where dat onstelly chick sef?,i bi lyk say she go out wit her bf while rymzo dey here dey write poem.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 7:34pm On Nov 27, 2010
kay177:
@ BATTERY CHARGER Ohhhh=== Am very sorry for defending you from being crushed by Dyt=== I have forgotten my age== thanks for reminding me angry shocked shocked


Goldie I dont know for him oo angry
Brother,Am not battery charger,my name na Nokia Battery!
U are supposed 2 defend d little ones like us.
rokiatu:
comedians full here I swear
Am nt a comedian,am a trouble maker.
Coolabbie:
Nokia battery i can see u r fully charged.
Thank u 4 callin my name very well. Yes,i hv bn chargin myself since mornin,so am fully charged and ready 2 deliver.
Mygoldie:
^^ dont mind  battery Kay,i will soon ask NEPA or PHCN to cut out the light now.
Generators dey stand by.
RomanceRe: Going To Your Ex' Wedding by Battery1(m): 7:20pm On Nov 27, 2010
@190
Soon u wil attend omo's weddin.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 7:16pm On Nov 27, 2010
@Kay177
Brother,u are too old 2 be here o! I tot dis section is 4 young boiz and gals.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Simple Poem 4 Onstelly! by Battery1(m): 6:48pm On Nov 27, 2010
Pls wat is idad? I luv u.

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