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Small girls no dey fear again dese dayz,fear no dey 4 una eyes kpatakpata! Let me ask u,if dis man no get money,no get mansion,u go love him? Not only dat d man is old,he has family wit kids and he wants 2 marry u and u said u luv him,comot here jare! Next thread! If say u bi my sister,i for beat u well well nah!

So u want 2 abandon ur girlfrnd cuz of dat OGBANJE in dat pic dat doesnt exist,u animal!

So onstelly u no fit thank me,upon say i buy 2 gifts 4u. I want my gifts back o!

ladygaga:
what has my loving 190 done oh?

Are u d only person on nairaland who dosnt knw 190 and his tricks here?

stevetboy9:
^^I have a feeling that you're either mr cork or that bisex called 190! @iyatrus, you called that rebranding? Hell, no!

This is one of d reasons why i hate 190 in d first place,pls am nt dat womanizer abeg. As for me being mr cork,i must tel u d truth,i like mr cork atimes bt atimes i hate him bt dat dosnt make me mr cork. Mr cork is funy,am irritating!

Dyt:
Com battery wat d 4k is wrong wt u?
R u sick or smth?

Hmm 4k? 4k is nt wrong wit me o! As for me being sick or sometin,am neither d two,am only over charged 2day!
U hv suddenly startd sayin 4k 4k so dat d ADM (d oyibo) wil start liking u.

So Dyt,u are now a goddes,ok let me carry d news waka 4 nairaland.
@Oyibo
(onyeocha).
Pls be careful,dont receive or send mails to these girls,they will dry u up. Make sure u hide ur email. Meanwhile,my name is Battery,Original Nokia Battery,d mouthpiece of nairaland. U are welcome.

Mygoldie:
where is battery ??i guess he's looking for his thread Nokia your thread dey 'general'

Yes i knw its here,i went 2 buy anod gift 4 onstelly 4 her birthday cuz she dosnt seem to like my first gift,i was actualy fightin wit d moderators inside d admnistrative room 4 movin d thread here.

k-money £:
[size=25pt]Battery you be real bad boy so Timaya dey do notice me [/size]***

Hmm K Money,yes nah. Its like u dnt knw Timaya very well.
Abeg where 190 dey sef?

stevetboy9:
Happy birthday Onstelly. How old are you now?

She is 50yrs,she is celebratin wit nigeria.
@onstelly
Dnt u like dat gift? Ok sory,wat of dis one?. Hope u like this one?,she is now happy!,hey u girls,una too beta tin well well.

toba:
And did u know this? from experince?

It seems this is d only grammer u knw how 2 speak?

@K Money
Dnt tempt me o! I get pictures enough 4 my lappy. Meanwhile,i dnt hate 190,i hate his ways and attitude and his show off nature and notice me attitude like Timaya.
@Mygoldie
Did u kul dose letters nonsense? They are nt mine,they are 4rm 190's mama.
@190
Shld i read it not,dats wat i want 2 knw or nlders shld i read it or not?

s.ohiemi:
Abeg guy shut up.u're dry!@ least if u were funny it'll have bin interestin.u're juhz too fuggin dry!

Who is this person? First of all,go and edit dat "dry" and change it to "dried",dats d correct word dat shld b there u animal! And who told u dat am here to make fun wit u or wit anybody? U dnt knw me,if u knw me,u wld hv known dat i dnt make pple cuz am nt mr cork rather i make pple vex 4rm their actions and ways. Do i look like am joking or wat? If i were u,i wld jst leave dis thread and go 2 entertainment section where u can hv all d fun u want.

Mygoldie:
[size=8pt]190 and Battery, thats ok now,taking it too far already, oya you both should put your differences behind and shake hands like gentle men,  [/size]

I heard u,no problem. I was abt readin those letters 190 mama came wit 4rm d village bt its like i wil leave it next time.

190:
[color=deeppink]^^^

mscheww i dont even know if someone is talking to me!!

where better people dey!![/color]

Just ask me 2 read d letters and i will read them here and now!

If u people ask me to read d letter here,am goin 2 read it sharp sharp. D letter dey 3. One 4rm his mother,one 4rm their traditional ruler and one 4rm d police to nigeria embasy in UK

Yes 190,b4 i 4get. I saw one woman yesterday in d street am leavin,she came 4rm ur villa,cryin and holdin a letter in her hand. She said dat one village girl came 2 u people's hse cryin,to report u dat u got her pregnant and ran away. I suspected dat shld be ur mother,am stil havin d letter and goin 2 read it here if u dnt take ur time.

So u finaly showed up u animal! I hv been waiting 4u o! U 190 is talkin 2 me,u who already hv e-HIV is talkin 2 me. U keep sayin povert povert,why is dat word always in ur mouth sef?,its like ur family is so poor dats why u are so used to dat word,no wonder. Abeg hustle there o!,so dat u wil come back 2 alleviate ur family 4rm poverty,if u like carry all d money wey u go make there give ash.awos there or carryam dey send 2 naija babe while ur poor parents wil be dyin of hunger. They wil simply report u 2 d village shrine,try ur people.

mediatrix8:
Battery is full charged lol,surely he can stay up late on line

U are very right,very very correct.

Mygoldie:
Nokia 3310 battery, that una family picture wen you post for there so,una dey go christmas for village? just curious,

Noo,no bi me,na 190.

toba:
how did u know the bolded? from personal experience i guess?

It seems this is one of his usernames o!

Let me finish dis egberi.
190 is a kid,a word alone 4rm a girl to him makes him 2 hv an erection,if a girl shld respond formerly 2 wateva he says,he wil start havin an erection,it wil enter his brains,causin him 2 loose control and start misbehavin,atimes he mustarbates simply cuz girls talk 2 him. He is carryin UK 4 head,carryin his shoulders up cuz he went there under his village scholarship. He has e-dated millions of girls here witout being serious wit any of dem,he wil bring u out,use u 2 gain popularity,misuse u,abuse u and finaly leads u 2 mockery,drags your name 2 d mud,reduce u 2 nobody and notin and move. He fakes himself wit different usernames jst 2 gain popularity,atimes he wil try 2 imitate mr cork.
Bro 190 abeg grow up!

190:
[color=deeppink]no i cant!

cos im not ready 2 recharge it every month

on top of top ups and her general up keep[/color]

Hv come here 2 start talkin rubbish and spoil dis thread? Do u tink every girl depends on guys? Na me and u 4 dis nairaland until u start being reasonin and mature.

Where is dat egberi papa?

190:
[color=deeppink]No wonder Nigeria isnt getting any better

Because of Riff rats like this

My name is original nokia battery charge!!

Goosh, what a rip off~[/color]

Do u knw ur problem? Mayb i wil help u. Once u talk 2 any girl here and she eventualy or mistakingly responds,u wil start havin an erection,loose control and start misbehavin. Its abt time u held dis ur pr.ic.k and hv respect 4 urself,be reasonable and mature,if nt u wil get arrest there very soon 4 ra.pin.g.

Mygoldie:
Lmao see description.

Am i nt right mygoldie?
@Mediatrix8
See dis girl o! Do i luk like a gay 2u? My name is Original Nokia Battery a.k.a Battery d mouthpiece of romance section. How can i be a victim 2 190? Its like u dnt take or listen 2 advice or are u fallin 4 him cuz of yankee? Dnt say i didnt warn u. Lemme comot here sef.
@190
Are u even sure u dey UK sef?,u knw u too fake. Even if u dey there,i dey suspect say na your kindred send u go there under your village annual scholarship. See wen they were seein u off as u were wavin at your village pple,brodas and sisters.

21. Wit ur money u can get or bleep any girl u want.
22. U can talk anyhw,it doesnt matter.
23. U can leave d hse anytime and come back 2morow.
24. U dnt cook or sweep.
25. U can break girls' hrts anyhow.
26. No matter hw u bleep or how often,u stil dey chin chin.
27. U can marry anytime,no expirin date.
28. U can beat ur senior sister or ur girlfrnd sef if she messes up.
29. Older girls greet u gudmonin,gudaftanoon,gudevenin.
30. Once u make money,all ur problem do kpai.

@Mediatrx
Wont u leave 190 alone and run 4 your life. D guy wil misuse u here on nairaland,abuse u,castrate u,embarrass u,disgrace u,make u a laughin stock,drag your name to d mud here and hook up wit anoda person,dats wat he does.

Sharraap 190,wen wat transpired. Just luk at hw u dey drag ur name 4 mud anyhw. 190 is 170,160,180,alex babe etc. U act lyk a child,premature,unreasonable,fake,infact u bi mumu. Na so u drag omolola name 4 mud here,stil luk 4 others wey u wan disgrace. Atimes i wonder if u dnt hv any other job apart 4rm bein on nairaland cuz 4rm monin til nite,saturday to saturday 190 is always online as either 190 or 170 or 180 or 160 and some other usernames we dnt knw. No allow me slap u nah!

Chai chai chai chai chai see wetin i dey mis o! Oga rymzo u do wel,u do try for dis chick,me i no fit do reach like dis 4 any chick here see. Wat if afta all dese tins,dis chick no con luv u,wetin u go do?,u go jump enta river naija abi.
As for u K Money,na me and u 4 nairaland 2day and forever. But before then,let me present my own birthday gift 2 dis chick first,hope she go likam sef!

Why do women always proof 2 be difficult even wen they wil be dyin 4u inside?

Wat do u hv in mind or think while givin him money,mayb that 2morow tins wil turn out well 4 him,at d age of 37?,who wil be a fool in 3yrs time?

@poster
NO! dnt stop! Keep givin God luvs a cheerful giver. D guy is stil testin u 2 knw if u are a wife material,so keep givin

Where are my wives? Am very hungry dis mornin and none of u has prepared anytin 4 me 2 eat.

Mygoldie:
Battery wetin be this??na so them take dey marry for ya village??

My 1st and most senior wife,abeg no vex,remind me dat una village again,i wan come dis saturday wit my kindred and all my village people abeg,i go dey do d tin line by line and after d other,i belv b4 easter wit God by my side i must finish 4 all of una.

freecocoa:
Battery,e be like say you no get respect for your aunties abi?focus well o.

No vex me o! See persn wey i even wan help sef. No bi my late uncle's wife u bi? Na cuz say i wan help u take kia of my nephews and nieces,dats why u get mouth 2 talk.

D-sense:
OP,
U be international sociopath . . . .Oya erase Annwhite outa your sinful list now now . . . .  , U low brain-charged BATTERY  indeed

Anna nwamma na my 7th wife o!

Spikes C, :
op,
hope you can cater for there needs,these girls go suck you dry. even your GM no go stand up for 8 months

Sharraap! Who asked u 4 your sympathy? See me and my 1st wife mygoldie wit jst few of our kids. Mygoldie,u are 2 fertile,dats why i luv u.

onstelly:
As someone always say, another patient don escape from yaba, @potency keep on dreaming (SILLY BOY)

My name na Battery,i dnt knw how many times i wil tel u dis tin,my name is no longer potency,na Battery bi my name,onstelly my name is battery.

Idowuogbo:
me animal   , at least am a living tin
stupendous intete

No bi u kul me wetin i no understand? U bi i dnt knw,infact u bi pot.

Mrs. Eve:
Whew!  Thank God my name is not on the list!

U no see etc wey dey there?