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My elder sister don finish university,do masters,wen she dey primary and sec skool,she dey carry 1st,abeg u go marry her? See her pic here.

Everybody show face abeg

I dnt knw.

@poster
U are hereby banned,u animal!

D subject of ur topic no rhyme wit body of d topic,so u bi ANIMAL!

Oga rymzo,no vex nah haa,ok i no go talk 2u again but i go dey talk 2 dat chick onstelly,warn her 2 stop stalkin on me abeg. Meanwhile,no bi tel d chick make she go luv 170 con leave u,u dnt knw dat 170 na 190 series and chicks dey like guys wey dey yankee bt onstelly u wicked o!

Rymzo bro,u go dey here dey do gentle gentle while 170 dey busy wit onstelly. I too dey gossip dey talk wetin no concern me,i dnt knw if na stupid wey i dey abi na madnes dey wory me sef.

Onstelly,who asked u wen is your badday abi u wan take indirect way tell us?

Iice
Gudmornin abi gudafternoon,how are u? How is everytin? How is work? I hope everybody is fine? How abt ur parents,hope there is no problem? How is life? My regards 2 ur brothers and sisters? Bye bye.

onstelly:
Hehehehe serves u right

Serves who rite? Wont u leave me alone onstelly? I knw u love me bt u dont want 2 admit it.

@Moderator
U hv d rite 2 ban people YES!
U hv d rite 2 delete unwantd threads YES!
U hv d rite 2 correct spellings YES!
U hv d rite 2 move threads YES!
U hv d rite 2 lock threads YES!
U hv d rite 2 warn people YES!
But u dnt hv d rite 2 re-write wat somebody writes,its an intimidation. I gues dis thread is no more my own cuz u hv re-editted and modified d topic 2 suit u and nt me d poster cuz i hv bn searching 4 my thread since 8pm. I think i shld leave dis thread 4u bt its nt fair,its nt fair o!

@D sense
U no say i no notice u,bt u wan make i notice u,ok i don notice u. U are hereby banned 4 doin notice me on my thread and 4 registerin on september 13, 2010

With d power bestowed on me as d new MODERATOR of d romance section,i hereby list d following names am goin 2 ban by 2morow wit reasons attatched 2 their names.
1. Battery (Me): for nt mindin his busines & talk anyhw.
2. Mr cork: for being so annoyin & atimes funny.
3. 190: for puttin omo in a coma & stil busy messin wit other girls & callin me Battery,d trouble maker.
4. Omolola: for being so blindded & stil dyin 4 190 cuz of yankee.
5. Rokiatu: for sellin N100 recharge cards on nairaland.
6. MzDarkSkin: for showin her nyansh 4 her profile pic thereby seducin innocent nlders esp K money.
7. K Money: for showin back after being banned & also failin 2 thank me 4 unbanning him.
8. Onstelly: for playin wit rymzo and fallin in luv with me.
9. Dyt: for fallin in luv wit seun after breakin Madukaele's hrt & being shuned by Seun.
10. Odunnu: for claimin 2 be a saint which she is nt.
11. Annawhite: for laughin anyhow in her profile pic.
12. Rymzo: for fallin in luv wit a girl he wil neva see & for bein too gentle 2 my liking dat he doesnt return insults.
13. Annia: for attackin Mr Cork anyhw.
14. Mamaken: for denyin his son Kenedy.
15. *666*: for introducin evil spirits on nairaland.
16. Googles: for jumpin 4rm one man 2 d oda & 4 sellin ganja on nairaland.
17. Seun: for rejectin Dyt.
18. Jay bee: for being overthrowned by common Battery (myself).

Am busy listing d names of people am goin 2 ban here. Meanwhile,Mzdarkskin,u tink say u fine? U fine pass dis my chick?

Mr cork,e bi like say na oga rymzo fit u,as u dey talk,dey vomit,d dude no even follow u talk,u go see gentleness run. Bt bro rymzo,u mean o! Na cuz say d chick no gree give u punny like cork said abi na ur nature? U belv u go everly see dat girl? She fit dey sokoto while u dey enugu or lag,so how una go see sef? Me i go luv persn wey i fit see very easily.

@onstelly
Which one wey u choose? How is your lover boy sef,e no dey show face again.

onstelly:
Must u mention me name, if u lyk me y dont u say so.

And if i say i like or want u,wil u leave rymzo and become mine?

@googles my yori yori,pls i hv been waitin 4u in d bedroom.

Ok,i hv heard u people,am goin to unban him 2morow but he wil only b permitted to post and reply on matured men and women section cuz he is too old 2 be in other sections.

Nairaland Democratic Party(NDP),wen all d nairalanders wil vote 4 me,wont i win?

Dyt:
Cos we tend 2 4give easily
n smytms cos we act lyk mumus

Which u people are

freecocoa:
Battery don't be so sure o cos i can run you down in less than 1 min and no amount of power whether Nepa or gen will be able to charge u again,so watch it o lol.

Chai i dey like dis kind tin well well,abeg i don bathe finish,brush,apply deodarant dey wait 4u on d bed,abeg freecocoa abeg com run me down,chinekemuo!

Omolola has left nairaland 4 now becos of useless and annoyin people eg myself.

Ofido:
Nokia charging battery dont jst go there, Not even near,, Not Dyt at all

First of all,there is no charging attatched 2 my name,hw many times hav i said this?
Now let me tel u,Dyt is my own cuz wen i become d next naija president come 2011 she wil be d first lady.

Chai freecocoa,are u serious u dnt hv a boyfrnd? Chai thank God,i knew it,i knew it u are a God sent 4rm above 4 me. Am so hapy nw,i hv changed!

I broke up wit my exssssesss cuz of Dyt.

A simple poem for onstelly:
I luv u i luv u i luv u i luv uuu!
My personal person 4 mi,
Hey i ga egbumo,chai anwulanumo! Oh efulamo!
I luv u i luv u i luv u i luv u i luv uuu,hey i luv uu yeh!

Dyt:
Cos we were no more compatible

Oh poor Madukaele,take hrt my broda.

Mygoldie:
cos i travelled abroad

Why not specify it very well,u left him cuz u travelled abroad and found a better man and found ur ex less a man. Girls sef.

googles:
He can play ball very well

U mean he can play "BALL" nt d type they play in d field bt on d bed.