₦airaland Forum

Am using this medium to invite all nairalanders, friends, enemies, well-wishers, bad-wishers, jealous ones, school mates, jonsing-mates, fellow trouble makers, class mates, people from my village, people from outside Nigeria, Barrack Obama, All APC and PDP memebers, All the Governors in Nigeria, Dangote, all yaba left, school dropouts, graduates, all nollywood stars, all the December Miss and Mr Nairaland contestants, all the moderators on nairaland including Seun, all my facebook friends, twitter friends, whatsapp and BBM friends to my one and only WEDDING ceremony with Miss Nairaland - December 2014 schedules to take place as follows:

DATE: 5TH APRIL, 2015 (Ester Sunday)
VENUE: Nairaland Romance Section Hall.
TIME: 9 am Prompt, Nairaland Time (No african Time).

GUESTS:
FATHER OF THE DAY:
Whoever wins this year's presidential election.

CHAIRMAN:
Seun (CEO, Nairaland Website)

WEDDING PLANNERS:
- Rocktation (Moderator, romance section and - Ijebabe (Moderator, entertainment section)

CAKE DESIGNER:
MissyB3 (Moderator, Food section)

DJ:
Arimark (Moderator, Music/Radio section)

CAMERAMAN:
Prof800 (Moderator, Radio/Video section)

THE FLOWER GIRLS:
- Ireneony
- FLAWLESS
- Farano
- AriDsexy
- Lilimax
- Onstelly
- Faithugo64
- Franca2
- Merlissa
- Remsonik
- EroticAngelina
- VickyB
- Prettythicksme

MEN IN SUIT:
Sorry, no men in suit..I dont trust nairaland guys at all.

MODE OF DRESSING:
White-Green-White with your girl friend or wife.

GATE FEE:
N1000 for commoners
N5000 for VIPs

starlingleanets:
O boy see JAMB question. OP u dey work for JAMB?

Is OP's questions upto 50 or 100? So why callin it jamb question?

Is dis post for both male and female or jst one?

ireneony:
who wants to marry a guy that smoke weed
Smh...

InZA..do u smoke weed?

Please I wish to knw how to be one of them.

Richard6:
Nairaland is full wit different awkward pple with awkward brains and ideas

So am indirectly an awkward person abi? Let me see hw u wil find love here among all these sheep in wolve's clothings.



By the way,
InZA and electraceey, why are pple chattin here? Is dis how u want to start ur own love, pls go private.

.

Wat if d gal dey jos, u dey calabar, how una go connect to nyashh abi na fon cal love?

Wat if d gal dey jos, u dey calabar, how una go connect to nyashh?

Bootybuttchic:
g

g for goat!

ShakurM:
Fp!

2nded!

Harry3:
Come meet me for no. 7..dats me.

Na ur type dey look people hand to steal their pin...olodo!

Richard6:
I won't be surprised anyways.

Meaning

softysparky:
I am among the silent ones.

Are u sure or u want to form?

I dey for NO. 1.
Front page abeg!!!

I tot girls don't poooo!!!
Anyways...I use stone and its nice..u nid to try it.

My wish is that nairaland shld add friend request option and not via email come 2015.

Interessting...

A for Apple
B for belle
C for christmas
D for DEAD
E for Enugu
F for Foolish
G for Grave
H for hammer
I for indommie
J for Jos
K for knock
L for lagos
M for Madness
N for Nonsense
O for Ode
P for problem
Q for question
R for Rice
S for Slap
T for torch
U for Ugene
V for Vex
W for woe
X for xray
Y for You
Z is for Zero


Nonsense Post.

Hoeisatool:
If u have a decent, loving caring babe! Buy her things dat other girls sell their body to acquire, all dem brazilian, peruvian, indian, mongolia hair, d iphone and d Q10.....

Can she do indecent tins?

Hmmm

Alright:
1. God, my neighbour is becomin a pain in my ass, let him pack out.
2. There is one girl I dey eye for long, make she pack in.
3. Extend dis xmas to March cus am not prepared yet.
4. I want to bet match with N100 today to win N800,000, pls make it possible.
5. Let Man u win southwapton tomorrow and let chelsea lose their next 4 matchess straight.
6. Finally, I want to be a moderator here.

menix:
OP.. U mst b jobless cous if u go job 2day u no go snap dis pic frm dat movie wey african magic show 2day...

Buh anybody wey dey vex say we spray monii wella shuld go amputate his hands, so u won't copy us.

I tink u are d jobless one....u tink OP wil respond to u, he wil disappoint u!!

EroticAngelina:
so what exactly is ur point now?

Y u dey attack bro Richard dis girl?

So una neva carry dis post go for FP moderator?

He wld hv started a restuarant business instead, its beta.

My sexy hair

When bokoharam attacks, we see pictures but wen they (bokoharam) are killed, we don't see pictures. LIARS!!

Today is postin of ur hair day

Moderator, take dis to front page let's hear from them.

carefreewannabe:
I don't live in a third world country so don't worry about me.

Shut up WOMAN!

carefreewannabe:
I am sure Coogar and Crackhaus can give you the answers. They are experts at doing it.

Cat walking out.

This is one of d reasons why u are bein marginalised. Reasonin frm d nose!