₦airaland Forum

This is good...lookin yansh...killin goat; d more u look d longer u live. I no go dey do anytin again for road apart frm lookin yansh..dis is good. Bad tin turns good. I hope Abraham, moses, methusela, etc did dis?

Round of applause!!

The best way to stop boko haram is by giving them round of applause whenever they attack.

Round of applause!!
D bst way to stop bokoharam is by givin dem round of applause anytime dey attack!

Why is he lookin so happy, I tot d father jst died? Do u go to see ur wife in d hospital wit camera men? W dnt do dis in slovakia.
Congrats to d poster, I mean oooopppss!! Watis d name of d baby sef?

Who is Pope Francis pls? Is he contestin for Nigeria president?

They should feel previleged that Goodluck came to thir school.

I was arrested yesterday,e other day it was a kidnap all because I declare my intention of marrying Mrs nairaland. I wil surely marry her.

Its getting late already. Is it in dn ite dey want to do d tin? Am askin cus in my country, we don't so launchin in d nite!

laykorn:
Its Evina. You promised a Rap Battle with me. Are you ready
Ayamlaykorn

What is ur father's name? If u can get it correct, I wil give u something...let's start frm there.

Am cryin now...if u see d seconday skool wey I attend durin my secondary, u fit follow me follow me cry.

prettythicksme:
lmao you tin too small for me i swear

Ok, that's why u didn't feel bad about d break-up? But u once complained that d tin was very big and dat it pains u weeneva we are doin d tin.

prettythicksme:
Battery this your dream big ooo no b small tin,you really want to marry miss nairaland dont worry dey create thread very well on her behalf,lots of pm and do mention her wella she go gree.#thank me later

Thank u. I hope our break-up didn't hit much on u...am realy sorry bt u hv to understand.

Na who carry dis my thread go Jokes section, una tink say na joke I dey joke? Wen marriage and love don turn into a joke?

chibwike:
Battery..may man...wats up nw

Chibwike, I dey o! Happy xmas

VickyyB:
You didn't hear it from me.

Vickky my love, pls kiss me mua mua mua!!

ggrin:
go check ur post goat

Put d blame on d person dat first mentioned ur name, he was d one dat made me knw d name "ggrin"

Ladycloud:
...who wants to marry a goat...no offence... Cox dats wat I saw on ur dp

Breeze don carry anoda loser come, lookin at ur pic u look like someone dat wil marry her cousin brother.

ggrin:
now I know ur type,silly attention seeker

I dey on my own. I no call ur name, I no no where harmattan breeze from carry u come here. So Na who who be attention seeker here na?

Exjoker:
I was not advocating them for you bro...

Its like u nid to put me in ur brain and reformat ur brain.

ggrin:
,hope u get big

Yes I get d type u dey like...

ggrin:
u need slap
Market ko,supermarket ni

Oya ggrin, no vex again u hear. Let me think and know if I can consider ur request tho am already in love wit someone bt I wil see wat I can do.

iceberylin:
Lol..y are you hating

She is not hating, she displaying anger because I didn't include her name in the list..she dragged me with one of the girls but I didn't go for her, she expected me to mention her name but she was disappointed..u knw girls!

Exjoker:
Calling their names won't be a bad idea

1. Ggrin
2. .....
But am not interested!

Gooci:
no be Market i de find for you

I no wan dis kin market abeg.

ggrin:
ur nothing but a clot pole
Get a life u low life

Open hatred..secret love

ggrin:
see this one,after I ignored ur pm's,ur here claiming classic guy

Na jst now weey I dey "ggrin"
U tink say if I send u pm, I no talk am here? If u get any pm in ur mail fom me, u no say na for dream. I was actually tryin to consider u bt hw can I do sometin wit a liar, ur type can fake pregancy well if u can fodge dis kind of lie.

ggrin:

I don see u, I no like u...na vir.gins wey I dey like.

PAINGAIN:
lmao. Make u kukuma go find iron pant o. Gay alert!

Na slap dey hungry me make I give u na so dat ur face go dey back cus u reason backward!

will1am:
Another yabaleft escapee

Will1am, breeze don carry u come here, na jst small air I nid to blow frm my mouth and u wil land in desert.
Where is evian abi eviana?

VickyyB:
Are you ok? Who did u date

Are u denyin now? U forgot all we shared so soon?

Take dis to homepage.
Meanwhile, happy birthday Mama!

passionate88:
I am not your "dear"... I'm a guy

Is dis how low ur brain is dat wen ur fellow guy calls u dear which is normal, ur di.ck starts to rise?

bennygreat1:
Mehn... If this is true(which I don't believe),that means U na badt guy..
A bad sniper...
And a social prostitute too...

Is dis a compliment or an insult?

Gooci:
why is ggrin not on dat list

I deal wit people dat are classic.

VickyyB:

My Ex, stop cryin u hear, God wil give u anoda person. U knw wat happened wasn't my fault!

chimerase2:
at bolded remove ma pikin for der before I provoke nw

Don't be scared, she is all urs now. U are lucky I dumped her if not, dis tin u are sayin here would hv been a joke.

Cholls:
my brother did she cry like a baby when u DO her

I don't discuss wat I did wit my ex in public or how good/bad she is. I wld have married her bt...

nickz:
op please your dp......are you in any way related to SPACEGOAT

What is SPACEGOAT? U should know better as a goat rearer dat u are.