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wordbank:
@op thunder wry go fire dey do push up if 2014 finish n u no marry her

So u stil belv in thunder at dis modrn time? U must be a village man.

Evina:
LolZ... Thank God you weren't taken to sambisa

I was taken to chad....it was Miss nairaland that gingered and worked for my release cus she she said she wil not be happy living without me. My love for her jst trippled and our traditional marriage is coming up soon here on nairaland. Jenny my lovee!!

Evina:
Meanwhile, where is Laykorn and Battery1

I was kidnapped by Nas4q but am out now. They said I shld denounce my intention of marrying Miss nairaland but I rfused. Thank God IG personally intervend on time and rescued me.

What about dis?

Pls how can I get her to bee my sugar mummy?

If these people were looking like this then, I wonder how their parents would be lookin..."Shrine"

OBJ, OBJ, OBJ...how many times did I call u nah?

What is house of representative pls?

Some are virgin but the "gin" don comot via romance, fing*ering, suckin and lickin. Wat is remainin is "Vir"

[quote author=Dannyblac post=28204369][/quote]U quoted quote

Atleast pple like us that wil never date her wil hv an excuse to give "I wld have dated her if not cus of her samll breast"

nas4q:
I am sure u must be one fugly modafoker who hides behind mobile keyboard to talk to ladies that will not even consider buying a satchet of pure water from u in d street. Why not take a time out and develop yourself, make money and then come back a new person. For now; I am enjoying ur show of shame!

Let me put my radio on so dat u wil be talkin to d radio and d radio wil be replyin u.

laykorn:
Did your girlfriend just dump you and run away with your money too,abi wetin na. Wetin do you? We fit help you. NLers are good people.
Ayamlaykorn

Laykorn, do u want to cuddle somebody dis nite? U won't leave dat boy, there is a way u wil talk to him now he wil start cryin, I dnt hv any strength to carry anybody and cuddle dis nite.

nas4q:
What are u feeling like now? Is she a goddess to be worshipped the way that foooool is making us believe. No offense intended.

Come dis boy,u neva sleep? Can somebody pls find me a cane there? Taaa! Taaa!! for ur yansh, oya go and sleep.

nas4q:
You are the dumbest clown I hav ever known on nairaland. Just trying to steal from other people's fame instead of being creative in a certain way. Same u wrote about marrying Chigirl and dyt until the trash was moved to the jokes section. Now that Aint enough; u are capitalizing on the fact that jennimma just won miss nairaland to bring ur sorry self back to rekoning. I am here because am enjoying d way u are displaying ur pitiful self. You claim to be an elder, but u are engaging in the affairs of the children. Get busy bro!

Go and wear ur napkin and make sure u pee b4 u sleep.

Evina:
Sleepy eyes...

Battery1, sleep well make sure you marry Jbaby in your dream

Laykorn don't hate on me n my bonbons ever again

Will1am eyes on you

Thank u my dear, sleep tite too but pls take dat Nas4q to d children's parlour and put cartoon for him to watch..dnt forget to wear him some napkin pls. Thanks!

Evina:
Like seriously dude! Was this necessary? You are dissapointing the male folk

D guy was actually learning how to write a poem!

Evina:


We are having fun here, please don't send us to the desert

Imagine smal boy....wen I came to nairaland..he would probably be in primary school.

Dannyblac:
Funny thread, this battery dude is insane(in a good way)....[code][/code]

I wil forgive u cus u are an amarture on nairaland...ysyday made it 2 weeeks u joined nairaland and u dnt hv respect.

nas4q:
He's a senseless clown

Where breeze from carry dis one come?
None of ur post has ever had more than 22 comments cus they are always out of point...who is now a clown??
U pple can check his post!

Evina:
Battery1, Jenninma is here oh. Berra beg mes bonbon will1am to borrow you some lines

Pls where is she? Lookin front and back!!!

Evina:
Hahahaha

You mean you will take her pix to that your fetish priest?

Evina! Evina!! Evina!!!, d next time I wil cal ur name, I wil tel u d meanin of ur name.

kenex4ever:
@OP, E clear say u no get time 4 d "queen" when make u open dis thread, she came n left and u could nt say anything reasonable. U clearly need attention(not necessarily frm jennimma) n u've got it.

Am tryin to understand u but its hard...write it in arabic pls.

Moderator pls give me, laykorn and will1am like 2 mins let's wrestle small abeg! Thank u.
Evina shift small.

laykorn:
Dude's gonna make me confess/
I ain't no emcee,but so I professesd/
Guy you far from stale,I call you the bomb/
But I'm sorry my votes ain't for kulboy/
Cos I'm loyal like dog,don't betray my boss/
He knows the anthem, says the pledge/
I call him naijaboiy/
Ayamlaykorn

U don't have rappin sense!

will1am:
I am the one on my dp.
Why do you want to know?

U no get understanding sense..I was askin abt d ebola man not ur dp..

If by tomorrow, jennimma never marry me, I wil take her pic to d church and get married to her picture.

Will1am, pls dat man in dat pic...is he ur uncle? Am askin cus I want to knw.

laykorn:
I am here. I don't fight with hands I fight in rhymes. You know,Rap. Let's make it a Rap Battle. Will1am
Ayamlaykorn

Imagine!!!!!!!! Wetin be rap pls?

Laykorn and Will1am, pls can u guys do a small wrestling here let me watch pls?

OP: All ur posts are usually nonsense!