₦airaland Forum

doyinofficial:
Emenike must score.......

Who is emenike? Is he d goal-keeper?

Dannyblac:
Hahahahahaha! try yaba left

Where is Yaba, is it in enugu pls?

chibwike:
Alas! A new troll is born.

U are scared cus my mission is also same mission u hv in mind for contestin for Mr Nairaland

[quote author=ToyozzieTohBad post=28160813]wait till ur battery weak [/uote]
I dey use power bank.

Am stil single cus am troublesome!

ladenz:
Pls dont close the thread o. they actually played it yesterday. These are old pictures. Go and sleep now, ok.

What was d score pls?

Merlissa:
No sir!! Not a football fan

Am not "sir", am battery..Original Nokia Battery.
Can I stil make it today from kogi to dat under bridge to watch d match? Am stil in kogi.

adekoonlay:
Heyaaa, and I swear I no know say I dey find ur trouble ooo. Anyway thanks for telling me.

Congratulations!

dunkem21:
Man up guy. Its not a tall dream and its achievable.

What to do?

You have started right by declaring your love publicly. Follow her. Send pms to her She is likely to ignore them(You know ladies with their shakara) . Check for her posts and agree with her comments that you like and say your mind politely if you don't agree. Always mention her without stalking so tay she go ask herself "who be this battery sef? Is it phone battery or car battery?"

If you think it, Act it. You deserve a queen.

I have eyes for that incorruptible judge; her lordship, Mizmycoli

I wish us Goodluck.

Apology accepted! Do u knw her house address?

adekoonlay:
simply because u are a threat to the well being of good citizens of this nation

U don dey find my trouble small small nah!

raziboi:
OBOTOH

Wat is OBOTOH? I ask cus am from sloslovakiaa.

AfricanApple:
drink otapiapia
na u ask for suggestion o

Dis is not d first or 2nd times I hv taken otapiapia.

sexymoma:
1yard husband material you nor gree get o my brother...shey naso u go dey yarb miss Nl for house... if u lucky marry am...Smh for u.. Obonjo

U are not my wife...Miss nl is my wife!

mizzkeji44:
You guys will start in private before announcing it to the public

Apology accepted!

natureblack:
nope,its not.



But it's easier said than done.

Is it today dey are playin d match? Ans me b4 I close dis thread!!

Merlissa:
Just go unclad and do wiggle dance..

Your welcome

Wil u unclad with me?

adekoonlay:
Nigeria security is really going from bad to worse, with people like op on the loose, boko na child play oo.

Wetin concern naija security with dis post?

carlmerz:
Bro if you are serious about it, try and PM her, start from being her friend before the proposal, all these fussy/bossy way of wooing doesn't work for this generation. All the best in your quest.

Apology accepted!

adanduka:
Did you vote for her?

I wasn't in nigeria then, I was in kogi.

sexymoma:
Of what o ... Otondo

Amusu!! See ur eyes like hawk own.

draypyper:
6 pm

Is it today?

Dannyblac:
Abeg who get pin-mouth BB charger.

U no fit buy charger?

mizzkeji44:
A pm would do the trick.

No, I want her to accept me in public...

sexymoma:
Bros you Bleep up... u nor sabi pm person ni.
The babe go come hia now come dey wash you

Wetin u want make we do now... make we helep you beg am ni abi wetin cos i nor understand why u dey embarrass yasef
you fall ma hand... seriously.

U are jealous

Merlissa:
No o.... Its naked match they are playing

I don't knw wat I would hv done without u. Can I watch d match without buyin ticket and hw long wil d match last? U are a darling!

losprince:
chai op goats marry goats not humans

U wil be surprised wen I wil get her!

nas4q:
Jump in front of a moving train; that way, I will take u seriously!

Trains don't pass the area I live..do u hv any oda suggestion pls??

rawpadgin:
so

What is d meaning of "so" pls

zoeee:
Ok

Do u hv her no?

I am here to tel u people dat I want to marry that lady dat won Miss Nairaland - December 2014...what's her name again? Ehhhhmmmm....Jennimma!
If she refuses, I wil do something stupid to myself.

Am sleepin, u pple shld stop disturbin me.

Pls what is NYSC, can someone who finishes frm secondary school do it? Am askin cus I dnt knw.