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Jokes EtcRe: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(op): 3:52pm On Nov 25, 2014
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ronald4lif:
I was believing until I came across marieolae's name, everyone on this platform knows she and naijaboiy are an item.

Bia Battery do you need small or big pin charger, e be like say low battery dey disrupt your network ni
I had already dumped her b4 they started, she was not good for me.
Jokes EtcRe: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(op): 3:48pm On Nov 25, 2014
passionate88:
Congrats
Tank u my dear.
Merlissa:
loooooooooooooooool
My Ex, why u dey laugh? Do u miss me and want me back? Its unfortunat am nw in love with anoda person.
olexjay:
Bro I guess u wanna write "few girls I do notice their post on NL"
Wake up from bed bro its time for lunch!
That one na ur statement, I said ppl I have dated.
Cholls:
my brother u mean u did rokiatu cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin
Haa Rokiatu was d 2nd.
Jokes EtcRe: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(op): 3:32pm On Nov 25, 2014
Am charging myself, am coming
Jokes EtcRe: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(op): 3:09pm On Nov 25, 2014
KMTee:
u no dey fear?
Fear who?
Jokes EtcRe: Few Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(op): 3:08pm On Nov 25, 2014
Cholls:
My brother are you serious? cheesy
Am very serious o!
Jokes EtcFew Girls I Have Dated On Nairaland!! by Battery1(op): 2:59pm On Nov 25, 2014
Below are just the few nairaland girls I have dated..just few I can remember.
Ireneony
Omolola
Mizzkeji44
Rokiatu
EroticAngelina
FLAWLESS
VickyB
Medunah
Prettythicksme
Merlissa
Marieolae
I dont expect them to admit cus its normal.
Now, am after Miss Nairaland - December 2014 and I pray she wil accept me. If she does, I wil now marry her!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men Hardly Give Their Fellow Men A Lift...why?? by Battery1(op): 2:48pm On Nov 25, 2014
Veralaw:
NA YOUR TYPE DEY GET 5 CAR CHARGERS
Cus I dey usa am dey charge dat ur smellin pu..ssy!
EducationRe: Apply For SEOF Scholarship For Secondary, Undergraduate & Postgraduates Students by Battery1(m): 10:40am On Nov 25, 2014
If someone doesn't apply for this scholarship, can d person stil win?? Just asking o!
SportsRe: Pictures From The 2014 Nigeria Federation Cup Final Enyimba Fc 2 Vs Dolphin Fc 1 by Battery1(m): 10:29am On Nov 25, 2014
I didn't see okocha there in enyimba team, he doesn't play with them anymore?
PoliticsRe: 1,700 Voter Cards Found In A Forest In Lagos (PHOTO) by Battery1(m): 8:57am On Nov 25, 2014
Wat is wrong in riggin elections again if I may ask?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men Hardly Give Their Fellow Men A Lift...why?? by Battery1(op): 8:51am On Nov 25, 2014
madmadu:
lol, y u no go buy ur own carhuh
I neva expected a reasonable comment frm someone like u.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Men Hardly Give Their Fellow Men A Lift...why?? by Battery1(op): 8:49am On Nov 25, 2014
Bisjosh:
As if u would stop for men if you have your own car.

Don't judge people yet until you are in that situation (driving the car yourself)

On a lighter note, some men might harm them hence the preference for women grin
I knw ur type.
Nairaland GeneralMen Hardly Give Their Fellow Men A Lift...why?? by Battery1(op):
Yesterday, I was along the road under this hot sun waiting for a shuttle or any means of going to the main plain place where I can board a bus to where I wanted to go. Its a kind of place where we normally stand and wait for a lift or something like that. We notice that men never stop to help any guy unless if you are girl, even when the girl is standing with a guy, they stil will not stop unless the girl stands alone. A help rendered to your fellow guy wil forever be remembered but what ever you do for a girl lasts only that moment in their brains...why havent men realised this?
CelebritiesRe: PSquare's Dad Dies After Fall by Battery1(m): 7:10am On Nov 25, 2014
RIP Sir Okoye,may ur soul rest in peace.
Na now wey original dispute and crisis don land for d family..Everybody on ur own now, no more comin home...to se who?
PoliticsRe: Covert Operation Or Mission Might Work Against Boko Haram by Battery1(op): 2:26pm On Nov 24, 2014
bengunsman:
Bros do you think we are advanced up to that level? First of all our troops @ the front line are paid 30k and there is delay in benefit after death in battle, cash dat is not even reasonable. How much do you think the Govt will pay such under cover, if caught and beheaded be d dreaded BHT. Morover who will bell the cat because they have moles in all security Org, the insiders will foil d Ops. that idea might not work in nigeria.
Faints!
CelebritiesRe: How Denrele Edun Was Robbed In Festac Area by Battery1(m): 1:02pm On Nov 24, 2014
Are u d first??
PoliticsCovert Operation Or Mission Might Work Against Boko Haram by Battery1(op): 12:44pm On Nov 24, 2014
I think its a good idea to put it into considertaion. Let some of these military men join boko haram under covert operation and mission as Jack Bauer always did in 24hr thereby getting close and betray them, maybe it wil help. If it doesnt work, we will see it as a scarifice. Just saying!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills 48 Fish Vendors Near Chad by Battery1(m): 12:41pm On Nov 24, 2014
Is there no way someone can join this Boko haram by covert mission like Jack Bauer always did in 24hr?
HealthRe: Johesu Strike: Why The Public Silence? by Battery1(m): 10:52am On Nov 24, 2014
NMA = ASUU
JOHESU = NASUU
Odimma!
EducationRe: Amaechi Pays N800 Million Per Term To Indians To Train 750 Secondary School Kids by Battery1(m): 10:49am On Nov 24, 2014
Pls is it Amaechi Muonagor?
BusinessRe: Muslim Body Alleges Jewish Symbol On New N100 Note by Battery1(m): 10:38am On Nov 24, 2014
Battery1:
My coomment:
OP, SHUT UP!
You people are fightin dis country and against Goodluck physically and with guns and bombs...Goodluck is ffighting you people emotionally.
I thought I have asked you to shut up before?
BusinessRe: Muslim Body Alleges Jewish Symbol On New N100 Note by Battery1(m):
My coomment:
OP, SHUT UP!
You people are fightin dis country and against Goodluck physically and with guns and bombs...Goodluck is ffighting you people emotionally.
Nairaland GeneralNo Weather Section On Nairaland. by Battery1(op): 9:10pm On Nov 23, 2014
Please is there a section for weather or climate in nairaland sections?
RomanceRe: Guys, What Do Girls Do That Make Your Knees Weak? by Battery1(m): 1:30pm On Nov 23, 2014
EroticAngelina:
I wanna know..it can be sexual something or love something. what are the little or big things girls do that make your knees weak, in other words, that make you fall in love or become interested in her? cheesy
U want to knw so dat u wil start doin it for me to fall for u abi?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Won The The Best Social Forum Award by Battery1(m): 1:26pm On Nov 23, 2014
AmberQueen:
Etisalat deserves it.
I deserve it too.
RomanceRe: D’banj A.K.A MR X Just Propose To Tonto Dikeh by Battery1(m): 1:04pm On Nov 23, 2014
I pity for them. Tonto is supposed to marry a Prophet who has power of deliverance while D'banj is supposed to marry a girl from Jehova witness church.
RomanceRe: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by Battery1(m): 12:54pm On Nov 23, 2014
Zakkyoz:
baby, just because of that little misunderstanding. please do not look else where, i am always available.
Are we goin to drag her now? Am her Mr Right!
RomanceRe: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by Battery1(m): 12:52pm On Nov 23, 2014
zika1:
lol... Yh I get
U look like born-again..are u born-again?
RomanceRe: I Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by Battery1(m): 12:48pm On Nov 23, 2014
Can u come to my place tomorrow let's talk? Pls come wit some money. I love u

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