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Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by bauer00: 1:00am On Apr 09, 2015 |
anybdy here that can help with oau hotlines?? |
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by bauer00: 12:08am On Apr 09, 2015 |
Rachie97:this is serious o o o ...that am not d only affected is a kind of relieve sha...lets hope all is well |
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by bauer00: 11:15pm On Apr 08, 2015 |
eh eh o o..oau never confirm me since yesterday o o o...i used d first bank in ife...anybdy aving d same prob?? |
Politics / ..... by bauer00: 7:32pm On Mar 31, 2015 |
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Business / Re: What Kind Of Small Trade Can A Student Start Up?? by bauer00: 10:56am On Mar 27, 2015 |
ugo13:so like what product do u think wil be marketable with ease among students |
Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by bauer00: 12:46am On Mar 20, 2015 |
lord i say thank u,cos even in my unfaithfulness u av been so faithful.... many are dead dis week but am stil alive,not dat am more righteous than them but by your grace o lord as i go about today,let d words of my mouth and d meditation of my soul be acceptable before u o lord... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Favourite Sin;d by bauer00: 1:49pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
wait,let it happen first... then i wil comment |
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 2:40pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
sucobaba:a yellow card equals to 10 points ryt? |
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 11:48pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
[quote author=prickly post=31344225][/quote] make i no carry last...08082517247 |
Agriculture / Re: How Well Can You Explain This Carrots? by bauer00: 11:42pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
eleyi gidi gan o o o this one na die o o o 1 Like |
Education / Re: ::: Which Word Have You Ever Forgetten In An Examination Hall::: by bauer00: 7:23pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
mine was 'who'....primary school though |
Family / Re: How Can I Revive My Fallen Bosoms After Nursing Two Children? by bauer00: 6:51pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
THE TRAVAILS OF THE FEMALE bosoms. By Tosin Akindele Starting out as an inconsequential pair of innocent buds in the frontal section of the thoracic cavity, the prepubertal female bosoms undergo a most amazing transformation during puberty and thereafter! I would not bore you with medical jargon associated with such staged metamorphosis and the hormonal impartations associated with such. Suffice it however to say that the female gender appears readier to have these wonderful organs serve cosmetic cum sexual functions than the God- mandated nutritional duties they are predestined for...for her offsprings! She somehow believes that suckling her neonate would more likely hasten the flattening process than suckling a full-grown man! So she feeds the unfortunate infant on cows milk! But the advantages of human milk over cows milk are countless! Bonding! Antibodies to fight off infections! Clean! Right temperate! Easy digestion! But our dear ladies would rather opt for the cosmetic option! Cosmetic....to give "shape" to the blouse as its juttingly-provocative allure and pinpoint apex acts in concert with a pair of well-rounded buttocks to synergistically perform a most Intimate miracle on the unwary male! As he mis-spends, miscues, mis- jives...and generally misbehaves! But my regret lies in the bitter fact that this "bosom and buttcok shakara" can only last a short while. I feel pained each time I tilt up my huge head to see the fruits of a pawpaw tree in my backyard as they dangle soullesly on their stalks. This only serves as a stark reminder of the ominous fate that awaits the female bosoms in their intermediate stages of life....on their way to yet end up as a pair of pancakes.... ....or slippers.... |
Forum Games / Re: Wonders Of Nairaland by bauer00: 1:08am On Mar 02, 2015 |
typing..... |
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 7:44pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
krall:lol ...today bloody o o o |
Romance / Re: Is This The Fastest Way Ladies Use To Attract Men? (pic) by bauer00: 7:16pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
temitemi1:and your own mates dy wia o o 1 Like |
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 5:51pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
*singing HAPPY RED DAY TO ME.... HAPPY RED DAY TO ME E E HAPPY RED DAY TO ME ******* HAPPY RED DAY TO ME CHEERS!!!! 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Meet The Sexiest Man With A Sexy Make-up by bauer00: 10:26pm On Feb 27, 2015 |
chisos!!!!!!blood of God wetin b dis.... so my femi stil get hope |
Religion / Re: Healing And Deliverance On Nairaland By The Power Of God In The Name Of Jesus by bauer00: 3:07pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
am doing something i hate but i cant just stop |
Politics / Re: Buhari Delivering His Speech At Chatham House Now. Pics & Statements by bauer00: 11:34am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Gej supporters are fryin stones out of fustration right now....shame on you all sai buahri 290 Likes 14 Shares |
Literature / Re: Life Is A Mystery by bauer00: 11:28am On Feb 26, 2015 |
you were making sense till you got to the ending part where your brain seems to be resting at that time nice one,a mysterious life indeed |
Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Baby Without Arms In Ogun (the Baby Pictured) by bauer00: 8:50am On Feb 26, 2015 |
The unquestionable God....I hail thee o o o,what else can man do?? |
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 12:42am On Feb 26, 2015 |
edenhazard:alabi no won agree open corner market o |
Politics / Re: Choose Your Election Bride...... by bauer00: 11:54pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
I would rather remain single o o o.....no bread is better than half bread did time around o buahri kinda sexy sha.... |
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out That Ur Spouse Can Never Have A Child by bauer00: 2:02pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
dis is pathetic i must say.... |
Family / Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by bauer00: 1:53pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
me sef dey wonder o o ....because i even noticed dat most light skinned nigerian also have dark buttocks 1 Like 1 Share |
Religion / Re: How To Spot A Bad Girl In Church (photo) by bauer00: 1:50pm On Feb 25, 2015 |
and a bad boy like u spotted her... 297 Likes 8 Shares |
Politics / Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture? by bauer00: 11:33am On Feb 25, 2015 |
i can see our president is getting ready to move to otuoke..... |
Politics / Re: Photos From Sambisa Forest: Viewers Discretion Strictly Advised! by bauer00: 4:17pm On Feb 24, 2015 |
op...na u snap them bah?? 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Education / Re: 10yr Old Nigerian Girl Accepted On University Course In The UK To Study Maths by bauer00: 11:34pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
Cutehector:eh eh...Have u forgotten u couldnt even recite d alphabets den |
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 7:19pm On Feb 23, 2015 |
edenhazard:wat again o o o |
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