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anybdy here that can help with oau hotlines?? |
Rachie97:this is serious o o o ...that am not d only affected is a kind of relieve sha...lets hope all is well |
eh eh o o..oau never confirm me since yesterday o o o...i used d first bank in ife...anybdy aving d same prob?? |
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ugo13:so like what product do u think wil be marketable with ease among students |
lord i say thank u,cos even in my unfaithfulness u av been so faithful.... many are dead dis week but am stil alive,not dat am more righteous than them but by your grace o lord as i go about today,let d words of my mouth and d meditation of my soul be acceptable before u o lord... |
wait,let it happen first... then i wil comment |
sucobaba:a yellow card equals to 10 points ryt? |
[quote author=prickly post=31344225][/quote]make i no carry last...08082517247 |
eleyi gidi gan o o o this one na die o o o |
mine was 'who'....primary school though |
THE TRAVAILS OF THE FEMALE bosoms. By Tosin Akindele Starting out as an inconsequential pair of innocent buds in the frontal section of the thoracic cavity, the prepubertal female bosoms undergo a most amazing transformation during puberty and thereafter! I would not bore you with medical jargon associated with such staged metamorphosis and the hormonal impartations associated with such. Suffice it however to say that the female gender appears readier to have these wonderful organs serve cosmetic cum sexual functions than the God- mandated nutritional duties they are predestined for...for her offsprings! She somehow believes that suckling her neonate would more likely hasten the flattening process than suckling a full-grown man! So she feeds the unfortunate infant on cows milk! But the advantages of human milk over cows milk are countless! Bonding! Antibodies to fight off infections! Clean! Right temperate! Easy digestion! But our dear ladies would rather opt for the cosmetic option! Cosmetic....to give "shape" to the blouse as its juttingly-provocative allure and pinpoint apex acts in concert with a pair of well-rounded buttocks to synergistically perform a most Intimate miracle on the unwary male! As he mis-spends, miscues, mis- jives...and generally misbehaves! But my regret lies in the bitter fact that this "bosom and buttcok shakara" can only last a short while. I feel pained each time I tilt up my huge head to see the fruits of a pawpaw tree in my backyard as they dangle soullesly on their stalks. This only serves as a stark reminder of the ominous fate that awaits the female bosoms in their intermediate stages of life....on their way to yet end up as a pair of pancakes.... ....or slippers.... |
typing..... |
krall:lol ...today bloody o o o |
temitemi1:and your own mates dy wia o o ![]() |
*singing HAPPY RED DAY TO ME.... HAPPY RED DAY TO ME E E HAPPY RED DAY TO ME ******* HAPPY RED DAY TO ME CHEERS!!!! |
chisos!!!!!!blood of God wetin b dis.... so my femi stil get hope |
am doing something i hate but i cant just stop |
Gej supporters are fryin stones out of fustration right now....shame on you all sai buahri |
you were making sense till you got to the ending part where your brain seems to be resting at that time nice one,a mysterious life indeed |
The unquestionable God....I hail thee o o o,what else can man do?? |
edenhazard:alabi no won agree open corner market o |
I would rather remain single o o o.....no bread is better than half bread did time around o buahri kinda sexy sha.... |
dis is pathetic i must say.... |
me sef dey wonder o o ....because i even noticed dat most light skinned nigerian also have dark buttocks |
and a bad boy like u spotted her... |
i can see our president is getting ready to move to otuoke..... |
op...na u snap them bah?? |
Cutehector:eh eh...Have u forgotten u couldnt even recite d alphabets den |
edenhazard:wat again o o o |
