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Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by bauer00: 1:00am On Apr 09, 2015
anybdy here that can help with oau hotlines??
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by bauer00: 12:08am On Apr 09, 2015
Rachie97:


The same thing here o. I paid at First bank in Minna since yesterday and not yet confirmed till now. O su mi oooo
this is serious o o o ...that am not d only affected is a kind of relieve sha...lets hope all is well
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by bauer00: 11:15pm On Apr 08, 2015
eh eh o o..oau never confirm me since yesterday o o o...i used d first bank in ife...anybdy aving d same prob??
Politics / ..... by bauer00: 7:32pm On Mar 31, 2015
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Business / Re: What Kind Of Small Trade Can A Student Start Up?? by bauer00: 10:56am On Mar 27, 2015
ugo13:
The easiest business a students can do in school is retailing. I will say order from China but again it can be pretty stressful. I will advice you to order stuffs from website like www.bayaboss.com and retail. They sell stuffs in wholesale. It's quite profitable for a student. Dats Wat I do.
so like what product do u think wil be marketable with ease among students
Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by bauer00: 12:46am On Mar 20, 2015
lord i say thank u,cos even in my unfaithfulness u av been so faithful....
many are dead dis week but am stil alive,not dat am more righteous than them but by your grace o lord

as i go about today,let d words of my mouth and d meditation of my soul be acceptable before u o lord...

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Romance / Re: What Will Be Your Favourite Sin;d by bauer00: 1:49pm On Mar 10, 2015
wait,let it happen first...
then i wil comment
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 2:40pm On Mar 09, 2015
sucobaba:
1. 09.03.15 19:00
Lazio Roma - AC Fiorentina(Under/Over 55 booking points)
Customer type: Over 55 booking points @ 1.75
Result:

Btw anything...just about anything can happen.GL
a yellow card equals to 10 points ryt?
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 11:48pm On Mar 05, 2015
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make i no carry last...08082517247
Agriculture / Re: How Well Can You Explain This Carrots? by bauer00: 11:42pm On Mar 02, 2015
eleyi gidi gan o o o
this one na die o o o

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Education / Re: ::: Which Word Have You Ever Forgetten In An Examination Hall::: by bauer00: 7:23pm On Mar 02, 2015
mine was 'who'....primary school though
Family / Re: How Can I Revive My Fallen Bosoms After Nursing Two Children? by bauer00: 6:51pm On Mar 02, 2015
THE TRAVAILS OF THE FEMALE bosoms.
By Tosin Akindele
Starting out as an inconsequential pair of
innocent
buds in the frontal section of the thoracic cavity,
the prepubertal female bosoms undergo a most
amazing transformation during puberty and
thereafter!
I would not bore you with medical jargon
associated with such staged metamorphosis and
the hormonal impartations associated with such.
Suffice it however to say that the female gender
appears readier to have these wonderful organs
serve cosmetic cum sexual functions than the
God-
mandated nutritional duties they are predestined
for...for her offsprings!
She somehow believes that suckling her neonate
would more likely hasten the flattening process
than suckling a full-grown man! So she feeds the
unfortunate infant on cows milk! But the
advantages of human milk over cows milk are
countless! Bonding! Antibodies to fight off
infections! Clean! Right temperate! Easy
digestion!
But our dear ladies would rather opt for the
cosmetic option!
Cosmetic....to give "shape" to the blouse as its
juttingly-provocative allure and pinpoint apex acts
in concert with a pair of well-rounded buttocks to
synergistically perform a most Intimate miracle
on
the unwary male! As he mis-spends, miscues,
mis-
jives...and generally misbehaves!
But my regret lies in the bitter fact that this
"bosom
and buttcok shakara" can only last a short while.
I feel pained each time I tilt up my huge head to
see the fruits of a pawpaw tree in my backyard as
they dangle soullesly on their stalks. This only
serves as a stark reminder of the ominous fate
that awaits the female bosoms in their
intermediate
stages of life....on their way to yet end up as a
pair of pancakes....
....or slippers....
Forum Games / Re: Wonders Of Nairaland by bauer00: 1:08am On Mar 02, 2015
typing.....
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 7:44pm On Feb 28, 2015
krall:
taa, waiting for his subscribers to come and lament.
lol ...today bloody o o o
Romance / Re: Is This The Fastest Way Ladies Use To Attract Men? (pic) by bauer00: 7:16pm On Feb 28, 2015
temitemi1:
Ur mate dey inside private jet nah grin grin grin
and your own mates dy wia o o

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Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 5:51pm On Feb 28, 2015
*singing


HAPPY RED DAY TO ME....
HAPPY RED DAY TO ME E E
HAPPY RED DAY TO ME *******
HAPPY RED DAY TO ME

CHEERS!!!!

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Jokes Etc / Re: Meet The Sexiest Man With A Sexy Make-up by bauer00: 10:26pm On Feb 27, 2015
chisos!!!!!!blood of God

wetin b dis....

so my femi stil get hope
Religion / Re: Healing And Deliverance On Nairaland By The Power Of God In The Name Of Jesus by bauer00: 3:07pm On Feb 26, 2015
am doing something i hate but i cant just stop
Politics / Re: Buhari Delivering His Speech At Chatham House Now. Pics & Statements by bauer00: 11:34am On Feb 26, 2015
Gej supporters are fryin stones out of fustration right now....shame on you all

sai buahri

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Literature / Re: Life Is A Mystery by bauer00: 11:28am On Feb 26, 2015
you were making sense till you got to the ending part where your brain seems to be resting at that time

nice one,a mysterious life indeed
Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth To Baby Without Arms In Ogun (the Baby Pictured) by bauer00: 8:50am On Feb 26, 2015
The unquestionable God....I hail thee o o o,what else can man do??
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 12:42am On Feb 26, 2015
edenhazard:
Increasing small small
13000
alabi no won agree open corner market o
Politics / Re: Choose Your Election Bride...... by bauer00: 11:54pm On Feb 25, 2015
I would rather remain single o o o.....no bread is better than half bread did time around o

buahri kinda sexy sha....
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Find Out That Ur Spouse Can Never Have A Child by bauer00: 2:02pm On Feb 25, 2015
dis is pathetic i must say....
Family / Re: Why Is The Buttocks Black.? by bauer00: 1:53pm On Feb 25, 2015
me sef dey wonder o o ....because i even noticed dat most light skinned nigerian also have dark buttocks

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Religion / Re: How To Spot A Bad Girl In Church (photo) by bauer00: 1:50pm On Feb 25, 2015
and a bad boy like u spotted her...

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Politics / Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture? by bauer00: 11:33am On Feb 25, 2015
i can see our president is getting ready to move to otuoke.....
Politics / Re: Photos From Sambisa Forest: Viewers Discretion Strictly Advised! by bauer00: 4:17pm On Feb 24, 2015
op...na u snap them bah??

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Education / Re: 10yr Old Nigerian Girl Accepted On University Course In The UK To Study Maths by bauer00: 11:34pm On Feb 23, 2015
Cutehector:
Chai. Wen I dey ten years old, I stil dey primary school. Nigeria can kill sombody eh.
eh eh...Have u forgotten u couldnt even recite d alphabets den
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by bauer00: 7:19pm On Feb 23, 2015
edenhazard:
just discovered something now sha wink wink wink
wat again o o o

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