₦airaland Forum

Lipscomb:
There is a crime in the land no wonder the country was backwardness in every aspect. From stupid police officers to immigration officers even customs officers not left out .

Ishilove:
Wait, Are crown weighs 100kg or 10kg? Is that a typo or something because 100kg is equivalent to two bags of rice...

Oizarammy:
Seun Egbegbe in an official statement has denied that he had no intention of stealing the iPhones he was caught with yesterday morning at Computer Village.

Encomium.ng deduced that the embarrassment which led to his being battered and bloodied, and paraded as a common thief would have been avoided if:

1. He specifically told the sales boy that he was getting money from his car.

2. If he had left the phones in the store while he got the money.

3. If he had told the sales boy to accompany him to the car as he got the money.

4. If he had begged those beating him, and showed them the money that he intended to pay with.

justino57:
https://www.naij.com/1047424-6-things-never-cv.html

missioner:
must you juxtapose everything?

abuayman:
This the 2nd warning coming from CBN

Wadeoye:
All these people that follow Obas here and there, what is their work and how are they feeding their families?
Do they all depend on tax payers money for survival? Collecting money from local, state and federal governments doing nothing other than wearing agbada?

No wonder when you travel from Lagos to Abuja by road, you don't see any plantation on the road. Everybody waiting for someone else to the work.
I tamaya for all of them ooooooo

KissChris:
Omo Oodua

Ishilove:
Wait, Are crown weighs 100kg or 10kg? Is that a typo or something because 100kg is equivalent to two bags of rice...

yeyeboi:
I no fit allow this kind woman self-service my prikk make e nor go break


But inbtwn good job ladies

ChangeIsCostant:
Senator Dino Melaye who is known for his flashy and classy lifestyle -has continued with his "intimidation" in Abuja. Two Mercedes vintage cars belonging to the Kogi lawmaker, were spotted today in the Federal Capital Territory. See photos below;

http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/senator-dino-melayes-mercedes-vintage.html

divinehand2003:
Good customer care move by innoson motors. My next Car must be your brand dear innoson.

Nice one.

oluwaVaz:
I see

MACMOUNTAIN:
NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2015/2016 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 45 Mins
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

Your Time Starts Now!!!
Good day

kingcity:
only one bundle can change somebody life

Smellymouth:
Illbliss, Oga Boss..
Nwannemus, you are carried!!

Smellymouth:
Illbliss, Oga Boss..
Nwannemus, you are carried!!

Smellymouth:
Illbliss, Oga Boss..
Nwannemus, you are carried!!

letsbet:
He don try sef, every year him dey write waec back to back

ojun50:
yea