₦airaland Forum

but why coffins now?
Buring your own state or your own people?

when you get to yaba,turn left

how these men happen to speak so well and how they are so heart-warming is what i just can't ascertain.
I mean, criminals just got the words.

if only she never reach menopause

hmmmm! The way information comes in this country is something to work on...
This people just play with this country anyway they want.
Well,i stopped following them sha

asking a government employed to shun partisanship is like asking him not to obey his boss..
And you know,it doesnt work in Nigeria.

why retreat?
Not as if assignment is completed and retreating is the way?

ok.....:..........Nigeria don enter one chance.
Watching in 5D

Emmyxclusive:
buhari should pls imprison this guy for me, he kept decivin the good people of idoma (Benue zone c) I went home recently and I almost wepted.

common English is not common at all.
Trust Idoma boys and their Phobia for English

PentiumPro:
Pledge of allegiance.
GEJ is now gradually becoming OYO

do you say GEJ OYO because GEJ is still goin to be next president or what?
This is the Man,accept it or not is still goin to be part of Buhari's Government, so?
Somettimes we realy should think outside the box and see things more clearly

Naijasinglegirl:
chubbier

correct. 5marks for you.
Clap for yourself

so you now have to broadcast it to get ur cash or what?
Lousy fûcking Nigerians.

Igbos don d be like Yoruba sef.
Fucking Noise makers

those guys pay 50-50 naira the watch that match oo.
match Week two......
FT. .GEJ.0-1.Buhari. Agg.1-1

See this jobless man
meet to do what?

it's more like Boko Haram's number is Higher than that of any other Islamic group in the world.
Imagin this man still talkin about 5hundreds.

Acekidc4:
What goes around Comes Around!!

it didnt go around,Buddy.
Serves her well though

where my torch-light?
Ma find the person

Abia people go gree vote?
Nna go d find way to enter im shop.
After you go hear total registered voters-70,000 from a whole state.
Ma hear word

the Government itself should be held accountable as well or why have they been so quiet about it?
Where are the law enforcement agencies?

Islamic Gorrilaz.
See as them worwor.
Devil wei no want person progress,i wonder why e no go just kill all these things.

really, this are things to know.
Well,glad am in the generation.
@ OP, Nice one

and Who is this Toyin again?
Abi Yoruba dei for Togo?

No be GEJ I d see for door so?

VickyRotex:
I see!!!

Go for speed cuffs then, it's a firm holder.

Btw, let's stop derailing...

okie dokie.........you have it

i spent my time in decent schools, so no room for funny things/moments in exam halls.

Nairaland has become so poor that threads such as this will keep hitting front page

VickyRotex:


Handcuff is too small.
What happened to speed cuffs or round ropes?

nah!
tot of them,but won't be strong enough for tieing of knots, why i'd go for cuffs.
I want something lasting.

after-all, i give it to the Efiks and Igbos.
yoruba's just go to try harder.

nd who is Tonto Dike?

Bants:
Im in Manchester we dont know her too...but she can be our own

dat's it but i got the card,so no coming back.

VickyRotex:
Nope

dat's cool..........
Gimme time....lemme get hand-cuffs.