₦airaland Forum

Touchforfree:
So U still never believe up till now ?.
Don't worry 2023 election go sooon b next week make e come back again and still hear am again.

E be like say na AfricaMagic U dey always watch abi

nah!
Am in Yemen, we dnt always have time for fûcked up countries like Nigeria

examophobia---fear of Exams

TheMascot:
My babe found out I voted for ambode nd gave me guilt free pass, a brand new iphone6...2 weeks of uninterrupted samba supply..nd now my JJ thompson is now 11 inches...there is truly CHANGE going on!..sai APC

you must be Femi Fani-Kayode's associate

una say this man win Agbaje?

nothin.
Normal

i'd rada wear those made from tubes

Jennifer4christ:
Good day Nairalanders...

My name is Jennifer and I reside in Owerri, Imo state.
I am a school certificate holder with little hope of tertiary education.
Someone advised me to open a Nairaland account and ask for help, so I'm new here.
With the assurance I was given, I promise to testify here, if I get my breakthrough from Nairaland.

Why I came writing this now is because I lost my job as a cleaner at one of First Bank branches in Owerri.
The area manager came to our branch 2 weeks ago and after a series of complaints about almost everything that day, I was relieved of my job.
It still beats my imagination why I was singled out to be sacked.
Why me?
Why just me?
I still can't bear it up till now, since I fend for myself.
The money I have with me is fast running out and I desperately need a job from a good samaritan reading this now.

Please, if anyone can help me get a good paying job or connect me with someone who can give me a good job, I will forever be grateful.

I know this is risky, but I need help desperately, hence, I am putting up my number for possible contact and help.
I am not a sex-worker please and I will never be one, I only need a decent job.
So please, I pray no one misunderstands my intentions.

May God almighty reward those who will run to my aid at this frustrating moment of my life, Amen!

My number is 08172982883.
God bless you.

go marry nau

astana1:
GEJ administration marginalized AND SACKED PEOPLE TO SET OUT HIS TRIBALISTIC AGENDA

Igbo man Ike Nkeremandu, Deputy Senate President

Igbo man Emeka Ihedioha, Deputy Speaker

(Imagine that in a country with 6 geopolitical zones, one occupies the two of the 4 major National Assemby leadership positions!!)

Igbo man Pius Ayim, Secretary to the Federal Government

igbo man Godwin Emefiele is the governor of the central bank of Nigeria

Igbo woman, Finance Minister and Co-ordinating Minister for the Economy

Igbo woman petroluem Minister

Igbo man Nebo, Power Minister

Igbo man Minister of aviation

Printing and Minting - Igbo

HEAD OF DSS -Igbo

MINISTER OF Health - Igbo

Jonathan removed other tribes from head of parastatals and put Igbos there but that would be addressed now. Bureau of statistics was filled up with Igbos.

Even the Hausas/Fulanis in military have never done this above show of shame and pure tribalism. And Igbos were quiet all through that administration cos others were marginalised.

wetin u take pass ordinary weed

may they never recover the money.
Stewpid Naija banks.

wrong place at this time.

but why this man decide go wear all this gbuhu in d name of Emirship?

sophtaf:
Abegiii!make I c road...28 indeed!

the 28 d block ur view ni?

Mikel get fans?
I'd rather go beg Maria to take me back

preparing for the change.
#5000 monthly

VickyRotex:
Nice one Op.

But where is Ikogosi, where is Erin Ijesha (I can visit that fall 100 times), and where is Olumo
(Mayo mayo mayo o, lori Olumo mayo mayo mayo o, Lori Olumo )

place's still 1000km away from National recognition. Love it though. Only state's bin ignorin it.

Man up to US standard.
Only Nigerians dnt see it

the more you listen to two political parties speak, the more you admit none is better than the other

no reason not to.

okay,expense paid research.

abeg make e end with those wei die o. I pray for the rest of us

videos always released after incidence.
Well,make i stop here.

ritababe:
you are the one that should shutup!!

easy!
So be so you go carry go Heaven

kings09:
I tot u ddnt wn2 see d military side of him...biko he z a converted democrat who would deal decisively wit d situation

that's His weapon,nd like a hunter,He just can'a afford to leave it behind,Bro

and it will land on them like Vladimir's punch

all this story never finish?
Wot difference is it goin to make right now?

Nice move.
.
But Nigeria always playing the patient dog moves.
Hope Buhari does not forget to come with His millitary traits.

bimbor:
Please report to Apple Inc. California 8am on Monday April 20. You just got a job from Apple

na so.

Nasri228:
xo non of u cn ansa any of dis question

no1 question x logical n simple

dey knw vry wel nobdy can say de exact number of babies born daily..xo dey only wnt u to use ur logical sense

no1 ansa is two babies(i.e boy n girl)....tke me to anywere

you are goin nowhere

well, MissTechy
hope you laff out ur ribs.
As for me,i'd be back lata for answers if there be any.

why all the lousy eediots in 2015 be Yorubas....
Sorry,this shit hurt...............and might as well ignite an engine.
Crucify me.

we don't do dia here in Yemen.
We donLt even do interviews.
We pick up guns and start a war.
Nice though.

Na Jega ref did match too
free.......fair...........