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Anacondaprick:
You Bleep olosho

rara o, na all dis adugbo girls way like fine boy o. Den no dey collect money now

spinna:
You shouldn't even be fhuking if 500 will be a problem..

na everytime u dey get money ni?

Every December first is world HIV day and I have made it compulsory for myself to go for check up on that day.
This year world HIV day falls on a Sunday and I could not go for check up on that day and decided to go on Monday which is a day after the world HIV day.
I had a series of unprotected sexual intercourse some weeks ago and my mind has been unrest since then but was totally disappointed when I got to A GOVERNMENT OWNED CENTER here in Ijebu ode to get myself tested and was asked to pay #500, I was like 'WTF!!!.
I had just #500 left in cash and in bank and was asked to pay such huge amount just to get a result that might end up being positive!!!! HEAL NO, I said.
I deliberately refuse to mention the name of the health facility I consulted because I know the same thing is what is happening in other center also but no one has exposed them.
I asked her 'why should I have to pay such huge amount' and she said 'they don't supply us kits'.
I went back to my work feeling dissapointed without being tested. � I wonder how many people would have gone through such discouraging situation which could have lead to the spreed of this deadly virus. I vowed not to pay more than #100 to know my HIV status. I can not pay money and commit suicide at the same time....impossible.

HEseesall:
Thanks, i am thinking of telling our pastor, i dont want to tell my family cos they may antagonise him, thanks for your imput

people are just too judgemental, u re not telling us the whole truth and u know it. u said he's a good man which means he's always considerate. if he can ask u out of d house, it's means he has more than 60% input during and after construction. Now, d question is what Av u done to get a good man this angry? am sure if we are to hear from d man, we might b raining courses on u because for him to seek transfer to another state, u've really done worse. My advice to u is that just believe ur marriage is never gonna be dsame again even if u change ownership, so just keep begging, praying and seek a lawyers advise cos am sure that where u'll get d best from in cases like this. REMEMBER, he will throw u out again if u repeat that thing u did even after u change ownership.

It is only those people who God wants to save that he gives d ability reason beyond physical in issues like dis. Even ants as brainless as they are still praise Allah, I don't know why some people can not meet up with the brain level of a common ant...

..... idiota Nig limited

Bayo took a prostitute to the
hotel. While in hot sex in the dead
of
the night, the lady suddenly went
limp
and lifeless.
While the confused bayo was still
trying to understand what's
happening,
the girl's phone rang and he
picked it up. Here's the
conversation
between bayo and a male voice
from the
other end of the line:
Voice: guy, you're in trouble! That
girl
you just rapped to death is the
IG's daughter.
Bayo: but I didn't rape her. I paid
her for
service rendered.
Voice: tell that to the police.
Bayo: so what do u want me to
do. I
can't afford to go to prison.
Voice: pay me 50k and I will
handle the
rest. We could go to the nearest
AtM
machine if u don'thave d cash on
u. I'm
a patient businessman.
Bayo: look, I'm a businessman
too. I
know a ritualist who will pay
5million naira for a
fresh corpse like this one. We
can share it 50/50.
Give me a minute to
call him.
The prostitute suddenly jumped
up
from the bed shouting - "na your
mama
dem go take do ritual, oloshi
oloriburuku", as she ran out of
the
hotel stark naked......

BAKAM1: Hausa man foolish pass o

funny, to u d yoruba man wise small abi?

Abeg who foolish pass 4 dis 3 men?
Yoruba man watering his farm under heavy rain..
Igbo man see ripe mango on d tree,he climed d
tree 2 confirm d ripeness, den he came dwn 2pick
stone to pluk it
Hausa man walking on a bush path, he saw smtin
dat luks lyk shit, so he bent down nd tasted it and
said "heey na shit o, tank God say i no match am"
lolzzz

ekenedegreat: is it a joke or a true life story? I no believe am oo.

unbelievable but true and its happened d day b4 yesterday "friday night" around 11;30pm.

e mandman: "Take it as a joke"
you deserve to b in cell more than your landlord,y u go faint in d first place?,u c money u faint wot if u pass d night in a vault? Na die bdat...lolz

if na u nko? I don hear of 1 person who die immediately he saw money...

My landlord returned from abuja yesterday night and I saw a cooler in his car, he said the cooler fall from a lorry of some people coming from a party and when he picked it, it was heavy so he though it should be full of rice so he didn't bother informing the owners in the lorry because he was very hungry. He tried to open it but it was so Steve that it can not be opened so he brought it home. After many attempt, I discovered it has been glued and then, I decide to break it. I smashed it on the floor and after I saw its content, I fainted. what I saw was bounded gold and cool hard currency$$$... I woke up two hours latter and found police in every conner of my house and I was told my landlord invited them and told them he saw the cooler on his way from ABJ... He has been arrested by the same police he invited for harmed rubbery....I visited him in his cell this morning and I told him not to return or else, I will use his head for ritual...

Gentle Naaz: OP, u hv bn bannd 4m coming 2 joke section for 7 years

watin happen now, se rape ni abi rub bank

RexioKlasik: Wat is happening.......




Dis section is nw a place wer anybody jx cumz in and drop crap.....Ben wer r u......r u seeing dis

[quote author=RexioKlasik]Wat is happening......y u no comot am yourself na ¿

bashy_demy: WHat rubbish thread is this

ii sure say ur teeth big pass this

ITbomb: I hereby recommend u for a ban

ITbomb: I hereby recommend u for a ban

c if i cash u eh!!!

Jonathan met wit d Queen of England. He asked her, "how do u run such an efficient govt? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria" "well, said the Queen, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know
the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen replied; Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. The Queen pushed a button on her intercom." Please send David Cameron in here, would you?" David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your majesty?" The Queen
smiled and said,"Answer me this please.
David, your mother and father have a
child, it is not your brother and it is not your
sister. Who is it? "without pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,"that
would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his
Vice President Sambo, answer this for me, your mother and your father have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister, who is it?" I'm not sure said Sambo." Let me get back to you. He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora Akunyili. Sambo asked," Dora, Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or sister,who is it?" Dora answered sharply,"That's easy, its me! Sambo then rush back to d president and said delightly 'sir i now know the answer to your question its Dora Akunyili... the president was so angry and said ' you fool, am surrounded by nonentity, no wonder Nigeria is not moving foward, the right answer is David Cameron!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't ignore because i know u yourself can not answer.

ur case is very simple compaired to mine when my girlfriends mother says she want 2 com nd spend a night in my area while my parent is arround nd she xpect me 2host er in dsame house where my parent is....

don't know y people don't understand very simple english, wot iwant is a girl\lady dat is not too demanding, she might be demanding but on a average level cos can't give everything i'av 2 a lady, so try and get me right,

Na waoooo. So person no fit find a reliable lady on top nairaland too. Thats very bad, anyway thank u all for ur concern. And if any, pls text or cal me on 08051079700

I need a lady that is between 18 to 23 years, beautiful, averagely tall, slim, understanding, caring and less demanding for a very serious relationship. I promise u wouldnt regret knowing me.

Na waooooo, anyway ur problem pass physical. The bible says its only bastards dat gets angery so see mummy. And 2 remind u, Dis is a romance section so cary ur problem comot.

My broda no mind al dis people jare, na tru u talk cos na so som girls be o , No just chase her comot nd jst dey Bleep her.stupid he nd she-goats.

All liers shall go to hell. Padi me, u get mouth, lol