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Sijo01: Are these for human consumption or for interior decor.

yesso...they r 4 human consumption

[quote author=Dolly-Parton]Why I go chop this kain thing... when no be say famine dey!!!

So gross and ewww looking thing



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braxjay: badt mind for creator of the last cake

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Shop worker, 22, has 50 orgasms a day and is even turned on by her mobile phone

Amanda Gryce, 22, suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome
Condition means she can have up to 10 orgasms an hour
Triggers include ringing mobile phones, car journeys and loud music
Florida native Gryce describes living with the condition as ‘torture’
She says it has affected her relationships and intimidates men
Living in a state of permanent sexual arousal might not sound like such a bad deal for many of us, but for Amanda Gryce, 22, it’s no laughing matter.
The 22-year-old says her life is being ruined by constant multiple orgasms which can be triggered by just about anything imaginable, including loud music, car journeys and even ringing mobile phones.
And it can happen absolutely anywhere – when she’s with her friends and even while she’s at work as a sales associate in a baby products shop.
Embarrassing: For Amanda Gryce, 22, having 50 orgasms a day is no laughing matterEmbarrassing: For Amanda Gryce, 22, having 50 orgasms a day is no laughing matter
Torture: Amanda has suffered from the condition since she was eight and says it has ruined her life
Torture: Amanda has suffered from the condition since she was eight and says it has ruined her life
Torture: Amanda has suffered from the condition since she was eight and says it has ruined her life
The reason for the daily onslaught of orgasms is a rare condition known as Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome or PSAS, which first manifested when Gryce was just eight years old.
And although PSAS is rare, it can have a devastating effect on the handful of people who suffer from the condition
Last year, 39-year-old Gretchen Molannen, from Florida, committed suicide after battling the condition for 16 years.
The news was particularly difficult to take for Amanda, also from Florida, who sometimes has to masturbate up to 15 times in one day to get relief.
She said: ‘It is not pleasurable: you could say it has become a torture. This condition controls your life completely and it is like living a nightmare.’
Something kinda ooh: Amanda has to adopt special positions to control her orgasmsSomething kinda ooh: Amanda has to adopt special positions to control her many orgasms
Passion killer: According to Amanda, her condition intimidates would-be boyfriendsPassion killer: According to Amanda, her condition intimidates would-be boyfriends
Young: Amanda was just eight years old when the condition first began to manifest itself
Young: Amanda was just eight years old when the condition first began to manifest itself
Young: Amanda was just eight years old when the condition first began to manifest itself
‘I can have 50 orgasms in one day and five or ten within an hour of each other. It happens when I’m with my friends or out in public and it’s very embarrassing.
‘It kills me inside. I just have to put on a smile and pretend that nothing’s wrong.
‘Orgasms are supposed to be a good feeling but I’ve had them every day for so long now that I’m living with constant fear and shame.’
She added: ‘At my lowest points, I have thought about suicide but I had to reassure myself that I would never resort to something like that and that it wasn’t going to happen to me.’
Amanda first began suffering from the condition when she was just eight and by the age of 13 she was battling the intense feelings as she sat in her classroom during lessons.
But, raised Catholic and told in Sunday school that sexual thoughts and masturbation was a sin, she was too scared to confide in anyone.
Tough: Almost anything can give Amanda an orgasm including car or plane travel and ringing mobile phonesTough: Almost anything can give Amanda an orgasm including car or plane travel and ringing mobile phones
Cry for help: The condition can take a terrible toll on sufferers with some even committing suicide to escape Cry for help: The condition can take a terrible toll on sufferers with some even committing suicide to escape
She said: ‘As a child I had no idea what was happening to me – I thought I was just sex-obsessed. I had to masturbate to relieve my condition and I felt guilty every time I did it.’
It wasn’t until 2008 that she heard about PSAS while listening to the radio but despite contacting four different doctors for help, found that none had ever heard of the condition.
Since then she has tried to move on with her life and, at 20, even lost her virginity after years of fearing sex would make her condition worse.
But she admits she has not been able to have a steady relationship – because men either take advantage or are intimidated.
She said: ‘When I lost my virginity I was left emotional and disappointed. It didn’t make me feel better. The guy that I was with seemed sympathetic at first but then used my condition to get more sex.
‘I’ve been with a few guys since but it’s difficult- I’ve found some guys are even intimidated.
‘Thankfully I’ve had the courage to tell my family and they have all been very understand and supportive.’
She added: ‘I get people say I’m making it up and that I’m really a nymphomaniac but I don’t let it faze me.
‘I just now hope that there will one day be more understanding of this condition and my story will give just one other person the courage to get support.’


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2277430/Being-permanently-aroused-TORTURE-Shop-worker-22-50-orgasms-day-turned-mobile-phone.html

Rocktation: So many horror stories, emanating from that Edo/Benin of a place, these times. Don't understand why.

hmm..

Kafilat Lateef was a young woman of 36 years.
Widowed five years ago and left with three children,
she must have felt the absence of a companion which
made her yield to the love overtures of Gbenga Taiwo,
then a plank seller at Bodija market, Ibadan. Their paths
had crossed over two years ago, as she was also a
trader in foodstuffs at the same market.
Happy that she had found love again, Kafilat put in all
she had into the relationship. Her family members were
also happy that she was looking bright again. Putting
her trust in the man she had had intimacy with several
times since their relationship started, Kafilat did not
think twice when Taiwo called her on January 19 ,
inviting her to Oyo town, where he had relocated since
2012. She returned to Ibadan on January 20 and went
back to Oyo on January 21. He reportedly told her to
come for the N50,000 he promised her.
Happy that she would be seeing her lover again, she
went to Oyo, and when her sister called her later, she
told her that she was with Taiwo at Idi Ope area of
Oyo. She was given food and drinks, which she took
with happiness, not knowing that she was drinking to
her own death. Unknown to her, her drink had been
laced with drug, which sent her to sleep, from where
she slipped to death.
Information gathered from her lover, Taiwo, who had
been arrested along with four others in connection with
Kafilat’s death, revealed that immediately she became
unconscious, the loverboy and his friends, Afeez
Kareem and Lukman Ganiyu, who had already planned
her death, clubbed her on the head with a dagger, after
which they put a kolanut in her mouth and buried her
in a shallow grave already dug for the purpose.
The act was carried out in a house where Ganiyu was
working as a security guard.
Source learnt that Taiwo was hellbent on becoming
wealthy, not minding the means through which that
would be achieved. He had reportedly approached an
Islamic cleric, Mohammed Saheed, that he was
interested in money ritual. Saheed claimed that he told
Gbenga that he could not do such but gave him an
alternative which could also yield money if done.
Saheed reportedly told him to put a kolanut in the
mouth of the corpse of an elderly man or woman and
bring it the following day after the kolanut must have
dropped from the corpse’s mouth. To quicken the
process, Gbenga decided to employ the services of
prostitutes which he would kill to achieve his aim.
“However, when I approached prostitutes, I could not
afford what they said I would pay if they should sleep in
my house overnight. That was why I decided to make
use of one of my numerous female friends,” Taiwo said.
He further confessed that he tried two other lovers. He
gave the names of his other lovers as Mama Iroko who
came to him from Iroko, a surburb of Oyo town, and
Mama Dada, a trader at Gbagi market whom he invited
from Ibadan.
He disclosed that while Mama Iroko did not sleep after
her drink was laced with drug, Mama Dada suspected
his motive, especially when she noticed the shallow
grave that was dug. According to him, “she did not
sleep throughout the night and when it was daytime,
she asked me whether it was good for me to think evil
towards her. She left thereafter.”
Unfortunately, Kafilat became the victim, as she fell
asleep after her drink was laced with drug. The
following morning after she was buried, her suspected
killers went to the graveside to take the kolanut as
expected but to their consternation, there was none.
They scrapped the earth off the remains and saw the
kolanut still in the mouth of the corpse.
When the trio saw that their plan had not worked, they
reportedly decided to dismember her remains after
severing the head. They allegedly burnt the pieces and
buried them in another shallow grave by a dumpsite
behind the house where the dastardly act was
committed. Taiwo confessed to the police that he took
the head to a herbalist, one Adeyemi Adedokun a.k.a.
Baba Agbadu to use it for money ritual for him.
Adedokun, however, denied being given the head,
though he admitted that Taiwo brought the head to his
house.
Also, Mohammed Saheed from Ilesa-Baruba in Kwara
State, whom Taiwo alleged to have asked him to bring
kolanut, denied telling him to kill someone, saying he
was only tring to help. Saheed, who said he was a
Quranic teacher, told Source , that Taiwo came to him
for money ritual but claimed that he told him he was not
into such things.
Saheed added that Taiwo also brought his friends Afeez
and Lukman, who also wanted to do charms for
authority and favour respectively.
According to Saheed, “I told him what our forefathers
used to do with kolanut from the mouth of an elderly
dead person, saying that if this is done, it would be
found by the graveside by the following day.
“ I also told him that the deceased’s spirit would try to
resist the kolanut being taken but if it could be forcefully
taken, it would be used for a charm that would be
bringing any fortune from wherever one may want.
“Three days after, he came back with the kolanut but
told me that he did not find the kolanut by the
graveside, so he had to exhume the corpse to take it.
“I sent him away that I would not be involved in such a
thing because I had already told him that the kolanut
should not be used on exhumed corpse, an accident
victim or someone deliberately murdered.”
Sunday Tribune further gathered that Taiwo was a
wanted suspect in Oyo State Police Command in
relation with cases of robbery in which he was
involved. He was said to have abandoned his wife and
only child, relocating to Oyo from Ibadan immediately
he knew there was a manhunt for him.
Police sources also told Tribune that Taiwo’s father had
already disowned him as a result of the robbery cases
he was allegedly involved in, unknown to him that he
would still commit another crime. The father, Mr Joseph
Taiwo, is said to be the pastor of God’s Foundation
Church at Jakan area of Agbowo, Ibadan.
The Assistant Commissioner of Police in charge of the
State Criminal Investigation Department, Iyaganku who
is currently investigating the case, Mrs Janet Agbede,
told Sunday Tribune that policemen comprising of Oyo
SARS operatives, detectives from CID and Durbar
Division set to work when Kafilat’s family reported the
case of their missing relation, after efforts to locate
Kafilat proved abortive. The family members had told
the police that two days after Kafilat left for her lover’s
place in Oyo, her line was not going through.
They added that they later received a call from Kafilat’s
line telling them that she had an accident in Lagos and
was hospitalised in a general hospital but was
disappointed when all efforts to locate Kafilat in any
Lagos hospital proved abortive.
Describing the act of the suspects as callous and
despicable, Mrs Agbede, advised women to be wary of
men they regard as lovers so that they would not fall
victim to evil-minded persons. Tribune gathered that a
pathologist has told police that the charred remains of
the deceased would have to be taken abroad for
autopsy and DNA. The cost was put at N1 million.
Culled from Tribune

Residents of Ogida quarters in Benin City were shocked last Saturday when they woke to see a house wife (names withheld) shouting and pleading for help.

They rushed to the house only to discover that the woman was raped by three young men who stormed the house at about 3am. They further discovered the victim’s husband who was tied by the robbers and pushed under the bed.

The suspects Peter Anigboro (25 years old), Lucky Williams (22) and Olise Friday, forced the door of the residence of the victim open with an impoverished gun and a dagger.


The suspects immediately went for the husband, whom they tied his legs and hands after which he was pushed under the bed.

After taking care of the husband, they went for the wife whom Saturday Vanguard learnt was their original target. It was gathered that the robbers have been monitoring her movement for some days before they struck last Saturday.

It was learnt that they requested her to declare the money she sold that day from her recharge card which she quickly obliged.

The robbers further requested for recharge cards, hand sets and other valuables. While they were threatening, the victim pleaded that they should not kill her. But to her greatest shock, they pounced on her and started undressing her warning that she will be killed if she tried to resist them.
The leader of the gang, Peter Anikoro was the first to rape her and while he was doing that, his mask pulled off and that was when the victim saw the face of her attacker.

Peter is a neighour who resides in the opposite building. However, after taking his turn, others followed suit.

As if the suspects were destined to meet their waterloo that same day, they attacked another house around that same Ogida quarters where they met a 60 year-old woman and attempted to rape her too. The woman pleaded with them, and though she was not raped, they fiddled with her private part and carted away hand sets and cash from the house.

Luck ran out with the rampaging robbers when Peter took other members of the gang to his uncle’s house at Siluko road to rob. Unfortunately for them, they could not gain access to the house due to the protector.

But through the window, they were able to cart away a hand set. But some body spotted them and raised an alarm which attracted the attention of members of the vigilante group in the area. They gave the robbers a hot chase and with the arrival of policemen on patrol, they were apprehended.
The Assistant Public Relations Officer of the state Command, ASP Ahwara Ejiroro, who paraded the suspects last Monday, said they confessed to have been involved in several robbery operations and have raped several other women in the past.

According to him, “they operate with impoverish guns and daggers and their victims will think they have a real gun while they also threaten with the daggers.

As if what they did that same night was not enough, Peter who is the leader of the gang took them to his uncle’s house to rob and that was where they were apprehended. They will be charged to court for rape and armed robbery”.
Leader of the gang Peter, confessed to Saturday Vanguard: “I don’t have a job so what I did that day was to call two of my friends and told them that we are going to operate that night. We met around 9pm in a palmwine joint close to the house.

We moved to the place around 3am when everybody had gone to bed. We were monitoring her movement from the wine bar”.

Asked why they decided to rape the victim, Peter said “it was devil’s work. We did not know when we did it”.

When asked why they could not rape the 60- year woman, their second victim, he explained that “she was crying and begging us. So we felt sorry for her. We only fingered her and left the house”.

This is so pathetic, i wonder the kind of trauma the said woman is passing through now....and the memory the incident will leave the husband with.

Culled from Vanguard

Here is a run down of the 10 youngest mums…

1. Lina Medina, from Ticrapo in Peru, gave birth to a baby
boy named Gerardo by caesarean section aged five years
and seven months old in May 1939. Her parents thought
she had a tumour but when she was taken to hospital, she
was found to be seven months pregnant.
2. Yelizaveta “Liza” Gryshchenko had just turned six
when she gave birth to a stillborn baby girl in the Soviet
Union in August 1934. The infant’s father was Liza’s 69-
year-old maternal grandfather. The family emigrated after
the scandal.
3. A six-year-old girl, known only as ‘H’ gave birth to a
daughter by caesarean section in June 1972 in Delhi,
India. She was initially admitted to hospital with what was
thought to be an abdominal tumour.
4. An unidentified Indian girl died during childbirth, along
with her baby, in August 1933. She was just eight years
old.
5. Griseldina Acuña, from Colombia, reportedly began
menstruating at three and gave birth to a baby boy in
September 1936, aged eight years and two months. The
father is thought to have been a family friend.
6. Mum-Zi, from the island of Calabar in Nigeria, became
a mother aged eight years and four months in August
1884. Her daughter also gave birth at a very young age,
making Mum-Zi a grandmother aged 17. Both were part
of Chief Akkiri’s harem.
7. A Colombian girl was found to be pregnant after a
policeman spotted the girl’s swollen abdomen and
suspected she was smuggling drugs. A scan revealed the
girl was 32 weeks pregnant and she gave birth aged eight
years and five months old in September 2004.
8. ‘Anna’ gave birth to her 13-year-old neighbour’s baby
aged eight years and seven months old. The Muslim
Chechen, from Russia, was the youngest mother in Eastern
Europe for six decades after daughter Dasha was born in
April 2000.
9. Hilda Trujillo, from Peru, welcomed daughter Maria del
Rosario in December 1957 when she was eight years and
seven months old. The baby’s father was a 22-year-iold
cousin who raped her and was later arrested.
10. Zi, daughter of Mum-Zi (see number 6) gave birth
aged eight years and eight months old in August 1893.
Her child’s father was also Chief Akkiri.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/worlds-
youngest-mum-top-10-1589383

Hmm....dats quite understandable.

chucky101: @OP. So many reason e.g, The issue of disciplining the child would be tricky, the step-father cant go hard cause the child ain't his and the mother would be protective. This might bring about an unruly adolescent and put a big strain on the union later.
The ex husband might still have some sort of hold over the woman, this could bring all sorts of issues and he just might seduce her to bed again just to spite the new husband.
There are several reasons, the new man would be vulnerable in so many ways.

Hmm...dos r selected few. On a scale of 1-10, u'll only get 2 for "happily married single mums" Datz d truth

amtheone: @op, ur assertion/assumption is wrong. I've seen many single mums happily married.

If a guy/man runs away from a lady with issue, I don't think its solely because of her child, there is more to it.

I can marry a single mum provided she has what I want and am satisfied with the circumstances surrounding her child bearing.

In conclusion, having issue is not a red card in d field of play. What matters is ur character. And for ladies, if u are bless with a child, be 100%+ proud of her/him. Always let any guy dat is interested in u know u have a child. If he doesn't want child/children, let him park well.

[quote author=baby_123]Dont worry, there is someone for everyone. Your child does not make you a left over. Just take your time and dont be desperate. Get to know people and tell them you have a child FIRST, then study them. If they dont want, let them go. If they do, take your time to make sure they are not there because they feel you are desperate. Always put your child first when making the decision of a new spouse. He must be willing to love and accept your child. And your child must like him too. Also BEWARE of child molesters. They see single mothers as good targets for their crazy activities. Take your time and prepare yourself for who you want to attract. Goodluck. [/quote]Well said

dick hardener: well it depends on what society you find urself. Personally I wouldn't do that; settle for a leftover. No pun intended. It's just the reality of the matter

Wow!!! A leftover

Arkhin: Most guys don't want to clean up someone else's shit. When u still find it hard to commit to a lady that has no issue, why will u in ur right senses go for someone else's vomit?

but d guy wud expect a lady 2 care for his if he was d one in da shoe..abi?

I really can't understand why a guy would find it so hard to settle down with a lady dat has a kid b4 they met....but if d guy happens 2 b d one wearing d shoe he'd expect nothing less dan total commitment to him nd d kid frm d lady... Why shud dis be?

Safe delivery dearie

Hi guys, I av sm1 dat needs a touch 2..........wanna swap curve 4 for touch 2 any interested person shud pls send email to bbeckky@yahoo.com. Tnx

tnx dude, i'm grateful

ademos32: Am a student Of ibadanpoly we paid 27000 for first sems indigen 30000 for non indigen and 2nd sems 18000

10q so much, @olatunji, I'm so grateful. Do they do English pls?[quote author=olatunji_n]I finished from Yaba College of Technology and the school fee is not much,Full ND pays like 35k for fresher while returning student pay like 20k or 25k. They don't do Mass communication on part time in Yabatech.Fee free to call for any info concerning yabatech alone they are the best Polytechnic in the Country.08038565632[/quote]

Please how much is your school fees for ND? I have a cousin dat wants to study mass comm nd he is looking into getting admission into any of these schools but his parents are nt financially buoyant, if u get what i mean. Any student from the above named institutions shud kindly help us out with the school fees for both part-time and full-time. Hoping to hear from u soon ooooo...........plssssssss

Thank God her face wasn't showing[quote author=Stella_Bella]Why she nor close door

Her yansh is now famous.[/quote]

fankasibe: Naija girls fit snap picture inside mortuary or grave yard.

@ least they saw d lady in d toilet half stripped, y did they post d photo online? they could still crop her out now..........thank God her face wasn't showing[quote author=mizzocho.cinco]Why?[/quote]

Thank God d oda lady's face is not showing. D picture was sent 2 a blogger.

Pls house, is it true dat actress Bisi Komolafe is dead? I heard from a source now dat she passed away this morning.. Heard she had a miscarriage nd couldn't survive it.......if dis is true....oh God I pray it's not ooo

My exact thought

johnwizey: ds one no ft see husband o[color=#006600][/color]