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ademega: Before "we PDP" start celebrating in futility , let us ask this question , is that the end of the tribunal or what ?
I kn fayemi will never win at anywhere, even if the election was full of irregularities . Jonathan want a landslide victory come 2015 . If you are available for impeachment ,u get impeacheded . If you are due for raw cash u ve not seen before , the £20b is somewhere to share . If na to rig u out like osun state election will be next month ,then u are go as gone . 2015 is for Jonathan , like it or hate it .

[size=25pt]devil is laffing at ur matter[/size] any form of rigging in osun state.... We bind nd cast dem into osun river in jesus name Aregbe is our man jhareey

justi4jesu: Are people like these still existing...cow sef dem dey cornerside

#bringbackourgirls not COWS!

lwkm na cows we want make em return abi our gals? defence hq shld be serious atleast for once na play I dey play weldone boys

moyarhtohbadt: Everybody had access to d kitchen in my house,so not much thiefing happened,but i can remember some incidents dat happened there.About 9 yrs ago,my elda sis and i jez finished watching a yoruba movie and we saw dat d corpse had white stuff in his nostrils and ears,,it lukd fascinating den,,so we dcyded to try it.My sister being d smart one deceived me dat i was mor talented so i cld play d role,,na so she carry me on top kitchen table i lie flat dey look lyk didirin,,she take tissue paper roll am put am for my nose...wen we finished sha,,laffin and excited i remove d first paper in my left nose,,,e con remain d one for right,,,i blow nose titi,,,paper no com out oo,,,na so she carry me go meet mummy,,as she see me,mama jump up,see slap from different angles i no cry sef,,fear dat i wld die conquered all d abara she was giving me,,whether i had to sniff it heavily in,,nd let it pass thru my throat to my mouf or dey used ishana stick to remove it i cant remeber,,,c beating dat day if not for one house help we had den,Aunty Bose dat begged my mum for me,,,i wldnt av bin here by now.

ur mama's igbati no hot Com taste ma own mama's lefty walai d tissue paper go fly commot enter dustbin ni God bless our mothers sha

#1 Porsche Spyder https://coolpix.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/DigitalTrends-918PorscheSpyder.jpg
Porsche is billing their car as a “new look at the supercar” and says its “Pure. Energy.” It’s a plug-in hybrid sports car (yes, seriously) and is a limited edition model. You’ll pay around $845,000 for this vehicle, but look at everything you get. The car was the first street-legal production automobile to break a record by a 12.8 mile course in 6:57, beating the previous record of 7 minutes. chai money good oo

#3 bugatti veyron
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You can get this grand touring car for only $1 million. Boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. owns three. The car was designed by VW, and features an 8.0 litre W16 cylinder engine. It’s been featured on BBC’s Top Gear, and was recorded at reaching speeds of 254.81 mph. Several special custom edition models of the car exist, including one built for an Ukranian in Dubai.
#2 McLaren 650s
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The McLaren 650S will cost you around $318,000 but compared to other cars on our list, it’s a steal. The company recently announced they’ll also produce a GT edition of the 650S. The car hits 60 mph in less than 3 seconds. You’ll find faux suede and a polished carbon fiber in the interior, but if it’s the feel you’re wondering about, you’re in luck. Car and Driver said you feel everything, everywhere. They especially like the rear spoiler, which “shoots upright to serve as a high-speed air brake.”

#5 saleen7 https://coolpix.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Wikimedia-Saleen7.jpg
This limited production sports car was simply made for racing. The pretax base price is quoted as $375,000 so anticipate paying over $400,000 for this beauty.  This is a supercar,  one that Car and Driver called “ridiculously fast.” Believe it or not, it’s also an American car. New, it could get you 750 horsepower, but a group of Russians known as Total Race got hold of it, and rocketed it to over 2,000 horsepower. More than you need for a trip to the store, but amazing to see.
#4 Maybach
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This car will cost you a cool $8 million dollars. It’s currently the world’s most expensive car. It was built on request for Fulda Tires. It was built in 2005 and has been featured in rapper Jay-Z’s music video, “Lost One.” Fulda wanted to use it to test their tires on the road, and the car’s top speed is 218 mph.

[size=13pt]#7 i8 BMW[/size]
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BMW bills this vehicle as the most “most progressive sportscar,” but at a cost. It’ll cost you around $136,500 for the base price. The i8 is a plug-in hybrid that’s a “sports car with the emission values and consumption of a compact car.” The sleek design is something to marvel at, and it’s truly like the car of your imagination. CNN notes it “looks like a car made from pieces that aren’t quite touching, held in place by some invisible force.” The three cylinder engine will deliver 228 horsepower by itself, and you’ll also find an electric motor with two transmission. The combo delivers 357 horsepower.

[size=13pt]#6 Rolls Royce Phantom[/size]
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The 2014 Phantom will cost you over $400,000 but it’s certainly an amazing car. The sedan is described as “ultra-luxury” and features the classic design of Rolls Royce. Inside you’ll find exquisite interior detailing with full-grain woods, hand-stitched leather and more. Spec information puts the Phantom holding 450 pieces of leather in its interior, so if you’re looking for plush, you found it. An 8.8 inch display screen with navigation system helps you get where you want to go, and includes 3D maps. The engine features 453 horsepower at 5350 RPM, plus goes from zero t 60 mph in six seconds. Zoom, zoom.

Ko kan aye

Dygeasy: I have a friend who when he sees a pretty girl starts misbehaving.

He starts noticing the kind of clothes or shoes his other male friends are wearing.

He wan dey spoil dia package bad Poi

dammytosh: What is the German doing in Adamawa after winning World Cup ?



Asking clueless question in GEJ's advisers' voice..

dat question is for ifa olokun

sambisa5: lwkmfh..............
I tire for myself jare......NL rejected all d good names i intended to use.......suddenly i remembered those shaking Nigeria r hiding in sambisa forest........i entered it and NL accepted it.....

devil is a liar...

Blockus: How can I be mad at her?!

When I graduated, the school I graduated from, the course I graduated in and the grades I graduated with, Cant let me be mad at her.

But, let her take her pussy off of that pedestal like everyone wants to hit that snatch.

I have seen prettier dropouts with premium grade snatch that nobody has ever hit. Biitch needs to take away the glory from her pussiie and place it in her head.

it av Do do na play I dey play bros

alienvirus: Africa shall rule the world soon.

for more jokes... Send afrijokes to 7755

Sijo01:

this 1 nko

OohMpa: [color=#808000]Her brain......to sabi the thing

Her mouth......to blow the thing

Her tongue.....to taste the thing

Her voice....to moan the thing

Her böobs, nyash and pünny......to allow the thing

#Sai [/color]

bad pikin

Blockus: MODS: Please change the Topic title to: NO MAN AGREED TO FHUCK ME - Says 21yr old graduating student.


Uglyass Girl. Making it sound like she was offered too many diicks all through school.

Dat was 2 hash..... Neva get mad at anoda man's success bad belle pikin

abdulkayus: It seem both the OP and most commentators here have comprehension problem. If u are nt all blind, where in d article did she said she is a virgin or has never has sex wit a male? She only said boys do chase her and she don't have tym for dem cos its distraction to her. But d gullible OP change d headin so dat d gullible followers too will be spewin hatred.
What is wrong wit being a virgin? They shld be praise nt condemn. Just cos u hav lost ever since do nt mean others are like u. Virginity is nt overrated.

[size=25pt]fire of abdulkayus[/size] welldone the lord is ur strength

abdulkayus: It seem both the OP and most commentators here have comprehension problem. If u are nt all blind, where in d article did she said she is a virgin or has never has sex wit a male? She only said boys do chase her and she don't have tym for dem cos its distraction to her. But d gullible OP change d headin so dat d gullible followers too will be spewin hatred.
What is wrong wit being a virgin? They shld be praise nt condemn. Just cos u hav lost ever since do nt mean others are like u. Virginity is nt overrated.

[size=25pt]fire of abdulkayus[/size] welldone the lord is ur streng

s3nn2x: So what's the big deal....she is just 21.......

sTory for d gods

mynameisjade: VMT@correction..
Lols abi ooo wud explain beTter wen nxt I see him lols
Tot he was joking ,cus Davido's Aye was blasting @full volume,I told him what it was you could actually see the comprehension in his eyes b4 he continued singing lols.....

chei dia ris god ooo

generaliy07: My brov no be so jare, if you see the way those devils murder their fellow humans, you won't pity them a bit!

My brov no be so jare, if you see the way those devils murder their fellow humans, you won't pity them a bit!

lwkmdh

sholasholala: Oh my world!
Nelson Mandela's wow!
I feel talentless right now

Lwkm ;Dkpele

wonda26: Damn! I need comot this country Baba God, I know say you don sign am. I nor fit live one full life I nor go see all this wonders with my korokoro eye na.... Baba, u sef check am

bad pikin

patience jonathan "so do I av 2 signature dis [size=20pt]cerfiticate[/size] lack of exposure
2 parents come for ya children...d 1st lady is calling yu..wil ya keep queit? Nooooo... Chei dia ris god o on air
illiteracy

mynameisjade: To me they are both the same thing....
I recently had someone ask me what a Ferrari mean/was same dude has an IPAD,DSTV n lots of gadjects

tell him ferrari is a new type of biscuit manufactured by [size=25pt]YALE FOOD[/size]

generaliy07: Can you bring him to the public square, tie him on all four, pronounce allahu akbar on him and then EVISCERATE the goat little by little, till he cries aloud so much that the 21 dumb.as*s 'Virgin' demons waiting for him in hell hears his cry and laugh hysterically as he approaches, cut him by pieces, to the tongue, and then when you're done, 'rinse' his 'martyred' carcass with holy acid.

Until then, I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS!!!

u nid recruitment 2 boko camp u wicked sha bad pikin

sambisa5: Cos sambisa forest is the last place to be shamefully destroyed by fire!

God will launch the attack in sambisa forest Himself.

bad pikin ur faith can dry sea up . abi u don forget ur nick? [size=20pt]sambisa5[/size] beta remove it b4 u re included,God no dey look face...na name he dey look

ibrahym47: wake me when u arrest bh sponsor

biblical jonah... Keep sleeping THe lord is ur [size=15pt]strength[/size]

kobonaire: Interrogate him, get all the info and intel on BH, then put a tyre round his neck ...

bad pikin

Sallychizzl3: Nawa o... . [size=25pt]ASHANTIKING[/size] no dey tire

I have a question though, do we have [size=25pt]GHANALAND[/size] or something close
'Cos if Nigeria is as bad as you're painting it, it ought to be us in your forum and not the other way round.
#Just_Thinking_Aloud.... no need for banter please.

[size=19pt]ashantiking[/size] answer him biko

Ashantiking: Forking Eba eater

" forking Eba eater" eleyi gidi gan

Ashantiking: Trust me no Ghanaian will renounce their nationality for Nigeria, not when u your president is even more useless than our president and you can't be any more clueless than the Ghanaian president.

see pot callig kettle black,I really can't fathom why ghanians are renouncing their nationalty if your president aint clueless even in a hyper rate than our president