₦airaland Forum

its a trend,
never seen anything like delta here

abi we nor dey nairaland, my delta people.
only pigin na we want here,

and how you take use pigin take approach babe

just file the line in; i done try hem not i non fit get hem correct.

great deltans
great pigin language

novermber 1st

you know a guy that a lady by:
*the way he talks to her, just cool, during off periods. barks at her, when something is wrong
and say sorry ae quick as possible.

*buy her he tut is nice to her
*talks about his family to her (exception to very important family issues)
*always on the listening side when with her
*show a little of possessiveness,
*a little of jealousy
*call her any time of the day (must not necessarily be bedtime)
*talks about her to his family
*takes her to see his family (especially his mother-for her contest)
*takes her out to fun-related places
*takes her to restaurants

****anything a man can do for himself, same he applies to his lady***
both becoming fans of a particular football club

great chelsea fans



above all
those things listed above
can still be done by a lady that love her man
very much.

edible worm

visible panty lines(VPL)- that is why we have g-strings or seamless paties

visible bra lines

underskirt longer than dress or skirt

"tights" peeking from underneath the clothe.

dirty fingernails and toenails

dirty teeth





VISIBLE V-SHAPE OF GALS FROM THEIR JEANS

bags under the eyes

@ poster
did u hear
did u hear
did u hear
and nobody is talking


the Bible says, once have you spoken, twice have i heard
that power belongs to God.

that is what i heard

did u hear
did u hear
did u hear
i have heard

in case of next time, think twice before you gals give out ur fone number to guys.
n do not amke ur fone number a public number.


anyway, since you ve decide to give him (the particular guy) ur number,
take ur time to call at least once.

start a phone-friendship
dont wait for the guys only to start it.

embark on a nite walk to visit a girl to be chase by a dog, men i almost lost my life in that journey

fought in campus becus of a girl

lied because of love

still lying

in it

endless for love


two thumbs up for love

i love cooking beans

m thirsty
m hungry
m huhuhuh



somebody should pls come to my aid
with a plate of



eba and egusi soup

baptist

this pic, i downloaded it lovecards.com
it simply shows how men will or rahter
always go down for ladies.

i want to know when this will change
maybe the other way round.

Answering questions with questions is what makes you a Nigerian


also, it make the questioner to rethink his/her question.
and time for the answernaier to think of his/her answer.


it us nigerian

I think we changed Nairaland, Nairaland didn't change us, If not for people that post their minds and quoatas it will probably be in its shadow, To me I have fun especially when am bored while on nairaland.

it is a gossip centre,
turn me into a gossip
gossipper
gossippest.

m the last

good

talk ur own

who de deceive u

bt u try

isoko myin
mi yere omai kobi


from emewo town.

ya

abeg she too warwar.
she go need 4 hands b4 she go receive hug

my guy abeg relax make the girl do the spinning

two thumbs up for naija movies

check this out!
:owhen one :owakes
:oup in the morning happy,
dont u :oknow that
it is a :obad omen

knowig each others past helps
one to understand certain situations, such when a boy/girl friend from the past wants to mess up one's present relationship.

by knowing b4 hand, situation will b put under check becos of
knowledge of the past.

also, it helps one to make corrections

to my best view of this madness
it is as result of the media
all the little girls een our advanced big girls still want to be seen as such
because when a girl does not dress in that maadness
tells that she far behimd updates in the society.

in our present nigeria of today,
it makes the market of our girls to sell.
ladies, sure u girls understand.

since the end of the warri crisis,
people in the now peaceful city of warri now find
the house of the Lord a place of refuge and solace.

pls let us faithful nairalanders not listen to the wide
mouth of the entertainment who have decided that warri
is their centre of mockering.

i beg u all to come and ve spenldid holiday in warri and see for urselves.

pls someone should attest to what i ve written.

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from those who taught us the use of english. the man is to kneel down and ask the lady
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but in Africa, Nigeria to be precise it is the lady that ask the man the question.

pls men, let sit back and wait for the proposal from ladies.
it is either we accept or decline.