Behind every nonsense, there is sense.

GEKE:

Badore

Is your number on whatsapp? I'll message you.

GEKE:
Any school job at Ajah, sangotedo axis? Being in the house now close to 1year, have two little one to take care of....studied Office Technology & Management, 1 year teaching experience, 07034247614, help a mother please

where in ajah do u stay?

theButterfly:
Interesting write-up. Type 5's description is hilarious.

There are actually more types. But those are the most common.

Today I'm going to analyze the ranking of the kind of men that can bring happiness to you in marriage.
There is no doubt about the fact that many marriages today are not peaceful. Hapiness has no place in the home while peace of mind has long ago packed its loads.
I've heard people say money is not love but trust me, it is part of love. Money cannot buy peace and joy but it is one of the key catalyst in the modern world where everyone wants sweet and beautiful inventions.
Enjoy as I do my analysis based on reality and not hallucination.

TYPE ONE
Specs: rich, caring, hardworking and God fearing.
Rating 95%
Availability: 0.4%
Note: when I say caring, I mean a man who would respect, cherish, and treat you like a small god. Some ladies who have been treated assuch would understand what I'm saying.
A man who treats you as the most important personality in the world and also has a lot of money to take care of you. He fears God and would never cheat. Some people believe there is no such man in this country but believe me, there are all kinds of people everywhere in the world. You can hardly find them and when you eventually do, they can rarely be single. If as a woman, this is what you are looking for, I'll advice you quickly wake up out of your slumber and reshuffle your specification.


TYPE TWO
Specs: poor, caring, smart, hardworking and God fearing.
Rating: 90%
Availability: 12%
This is the type of men I usually advise most ladies to marry. Though they might be poor, yet they are scarce. They are bright and never worried of what tomorrow would look like because they are too loaded to be stranded. Forget about his pocket and concentrate on his ability. The bible talks about a man who is diligent in his work, with time he'll stand before kings and not mere men. He only needs your prayer. You also have to be careful in picking one. Many guys are not what they seem to be. Money can change human and you later know the real person in them. Pray for God's guidance before making your final decision.

TYPE THREE
Specs: poor and harworking.
Rating: 20%
Availability: 70%.
This is the most common set of men. They are everywhere. You can pick one whenever you want. Poverty is bad enough but when he's not caring makes it worse. It becomes worst when he's not smart. Hardwork alone is not good enough to bring riches. All riches belong to God. It is not of him that runneth or willeth but of God that showeth mercy. Marrying this kind of man may make you unhappy for the most part of your life... Yet they are the mostly available... � If you need to wait, please do. It is worth it.


TYPE FOUR
Specs: rich.
Rating: 10%
Availability: 4%
Like I said earlier, money makes life sweet. But what is money without love and affection? He may cheat, beat you and treat you as he likes cos he believes he bought you and didn't marry you for love. Love has always been when money never existed. But money can never survive without love cos the world would be isolated. Never alllow anything to compromise your happiness. It is too expensive. Don't join the group that says "it is better to cry inside jeep than to smile inside maruwa". What are you living for when your emotion and self respect has been shattered by the way your husband sees you as something irrelevant. Be wise.


TYPE FIVE
Spec: just poor. Rating 2%
Availability: 25%
Ko lowo, ko care, ko send, koni anything. Physically, financially, spiritually, morally and emotionally bankrupt. When you see a man like this, people of God, RUN! I repeat RUN!! If you don't want to live the rest of your life in regret. These kind of men are usually the best in bed. Sit down there, shey oko lo waye wa do? They most times move with swags. Some of them smoke and drink like no tomorrow. They are lazy, jobless and useless. They are famously called NFA. No future and ambition. Yet they beat and cheat at any slightest opportunity. The funniest thing is, a lot of women usually fall for these type of guys. They lie a lot to lay with any woman they want.
Be careful and choose to marry.
Marriage is an everlasting decision. God help us.Ire o!

iyke926:


I didn't return it because it was on a Saturday and I was to travel that morning.

baddo

iyke926:

"Computers ain't that smart...whatever man built can be taken apart" -Nas

I have been overpaid before from an ATM. It was a lucky day.

Really... and the guy didn't return the change to the bank?

Omnig:
It has never. I don't know about others

I never noticed it too. I'm just curious to know if it ever happened to anyone.

People use to see anyone who counts money at ATM as dumb. I used to do that but this mentality has made me change from doing so. Whenever I withdraw, I just put the money in my wallet and walk away.
Could it mean that ATM machines can never make mistake due to rough or torn notes...?
Please share your experience. Has ATM ever paid you wrongly before?

Buhari in Dubai, Osinbajo in Kenya, Saraki in Qatar. Please who did you guys handover nigeria to...
Before before, we no kuku get leader. All of us just dey misbehave anyhow...

BLUEJAYY:
Well, I have to say, some of us derive our only happiness from gorgeous women with heavy, soft ass.es.

Banging a fat as,s is irresistible especially in the pronebone position.
The pronebone allows me to penetrate from behind while having my thighs smash against her bubble butt.

Also reaching across with one hand under her, spreading my fingers to make a Y sign, I can pinch her clitoris with it and rub it in a back and forth motion while pumping away from behind.
I could also reach over and work on her nipples, adding extra stimulation.

I don't even want to talk about how the women react when I do these things to them. From getting totally subdued and drunk in pleasure, to mumbling words, to grabbing the sheets, to biting the sheets to burying their heads in it? I've seen it all.


One thing though, if you're gonna try this position with a fat as.s woman, better have a long dong.

It's one crazy, short life guys, do the things that make you happy and fulfilled, as long as you don't hurt anyone.

ati sorire e yio pe die..

RUGGEDMAN: no artist can reign forever.

KING SUNNY ADE: hold my beer.

Despite being almost 80 years of age, baba still get invited for big events almost every week.
He also has many deals with many big coys. He's still making his money as ever.

EsteemedB:
Good afternoon. Please for those whose got jobs in Lagos, especially those living in mainland who got jobs in island. Please how was the experience like?and how were you able to get the job(s).The interview questions based on accomodation and distance. Particularly those in teaching line. Am about to embark on applying for teaching jobs on the island and I reside in mainland axis. Thanks will be reading the comments and suggestions

few schools will give you accommodation in island. the best thing is to ensure you have where you can lay your head before embarking on such journey. you may not be very lucky to get a school which offers accommodation

cuteyguy:
Guys,I heard a lot of opportunities based in Lagos Island,
I want to relocate to that area,
How much can I get a room self contained in that area?
And how do I go about it ?

300k 400k

ILuvMerije:

Please where exactly is Lagos island, are you referring to V.I, Lekki Ajah axis or lagos island gagan

VI, lekki and ajah are good mentions.

olaide1260:

Dou have a place for me, am interested

You can dm me

Lynette2cute:


Please can you help me with teaching vacancies that comes with accommodation?

Connecting you with teaching vacancies is not the problem, coming with accommodation is the problem. Except if you can squat for just a few months.

Zamar44:
I've been following this thread for sometime now, I really do not have anyone in Lagos but I'd love to relocate in search of greener pastures. I'm very hardworking and I promise not to bother anyone. I just need a place to lay my head n hustle.. Plz somebody, Anybody help me.

Pm me, I can connect you with a female friend who is not always using her room in ajah. Pls only if you are a peaceful person.

porchbaby:
what of Ogun state, sagamu precisely any teaching vacancy ?

The high paying schools I know around that area are Thames Valley and christ the reddemer. I've been there for an interview before. I'll advice you relocate to lagos island if possible.

FemiHKE:
Please do you know any school on the island that needs a PHE teacher?

I recently posted one vacancy on PHE. you applied and also came for the interview with others.

chikk:


Not yet. Do you have any please?

You can dm me. Let's see how it pans out

anochuko01:

just like that

I'm just saying in case he has someone there to stay with. lagos island is the best place in nigeria for teachers. We make more money than bankers.

ambient:
Good afternoon family
I am a graduate of microbiology- biochemistry ,very good in teaching all science subjects.
I need a teaching job at lekki or ajah ,awoyaya axis .preferably a secondary school because i relate more with teens.
I have 4years teaching experience in a government school.just relocated.
Gmail ugojanny@gmail.com.

Why don't you contact home lesson agents. You'll keep making money from that till you get a placement.

justaus:
I am a graduate of English language and literature and In need of a reputable school where they have regards for teachers in Ibadan or Lagos. Thanks

Come to lagos island, you'll definitely market well with what you studied.

If you need an accommodation within lekki and ajah axis, you can dm me. I'm not an agent but i can connect you with trust worthy agents. They also helped me when I needed one.

olaide1260:
Am in need of a place to stay around lekki, Ajah or around VI axis. Just got a job at Ajah and I need a place to b waking n sleeping.. I would b so grateful if there is any lady here in need of Roommate. Very urgent please, thanks. U can get me on 07064396499

Have you gotten one?

chikk:


Please do you have or know of anyone with or any good self contain available for rent In Ajah axis? I recently got a job here as well but I want to rent now. Agents are killing me with price

Have you gotten one?

A professional part time PHE teacher is needed in an indian school at Ajah. If you are interested pls whatsapp me on

Kayusonline:
May God bless your wisdom

Amen... thank you.

Blakjewelry:
yeah never look down on someone except you are admiring their shoe

That is it...

Sometimes you see people who ain't doing fine like you, all you can think of is "they ain't smart like you, they ain't intelligent enough, they are bunch of lazy entities, they are this, they are that"
I've gotten to a stage in life where I'm trying so hard to live above blaming people.
I took my time to study the world properly and I discovered that the major difference between wealthy people and the poor is opportunity and greed.
When I say wealthy, I believe you understand what I mean. If you live in a comfy 3 bedroom apartment with your family, owns a car and can afford to feed your family on that 3-spuare meal. You're only averagely OK not wealthy. That is, you're only big enough to live above poverty.
Wealth comes massively by opportunity and greed. Let me explain.
If you study the life of most billionaires who were once broke, you'll discover that at a point in their life, they had the opportunity to be great and they took the chance. That is settled.
But let's come back home to Nigeria. If you check the source of wealth of 85% of wealthy men here, it is massively traced to greed and discontentment. Most of them cover their faces with legit businesses and companies, pretending as if that is the drive behind their wealth... That is a massive lie. Majority of these people are drug Barrons, money ritualists, harmed robbers, Internet fraudsters, political thieves and so on... Only few rose to stardom on a platter of hardwork and favour.
So when you see someone you're better of, do not look down on them. You might be fortunate to have what they never possess. You may think, but he was physically stronger that me. If only that riches come by the measure of strenght, the abokis would be the richest tribe in the world.
You may think, I'm better than him becuase I'm smarter and more intelligent back in school days. Look, there are still loads of your mates who are miles smarter and more intelligent than you, yet they're not doing well like you. If you think I'm lying, reflect back on the lives of some of your very intelligent school mates and check what they are doing now.
If you're in that big office taking millions as wages, be humble, it is by opportunity.
If you're the owner of that multi-million business, be humble, it is by opportunity.
Never look down on those who ain't digging it like you. Everyone with their own time. They may rise above you tomorrow when their opportunities come.
To brothers and sisters hustling hard to live the life they desire. Never give up, keep pushing in hardwork and prayers. God never forgets you, He never gets tired of answering prayers. Do not aspire to be the next Dangote or Otedola, aspire to be the next YOU. Little is needed in life to be satisfied.
Remember this, WHERE THERE IS A WILL, THERE IS A WAY.
Good morning...