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jornwhite:
The smaller his circle the easier the elimination process

Exactly. All women want to keep a lot of friends but want their men to keep little or no friends so they can manipulate the men easily.

pocohantas:
Oluwaburna

I’ve liked him from the days of Like To Party and Tonight. Tonight remains one of my favourite Burna’s track.

I also love(d) the fact that he isn’t unnecessarily sociable. There is something very hot about men with small circles. They are exclusive and they make more rational and informed decisions- devoid of external influence.

People say he is arrogant, he is perfect. He should remain like that for me.

Meaning: If a man like this is my man, I can have him to my self listening to only one directive: mine.

The scheming Poco.

[color=darkgreen] Just the right thread. Heartbroken, beardless misogynistic boys would sure have a field day on this thread. Food is ready; knock yourselves out, sexists. [/color]

AfricanApple:
if he tries, he will receive the slap he has never been given. same mouth he will use to kiss....
the toes can never be that clean for licking. Again eeeewwww!

[color=darkgreen] I take it you're the conservative type who'd only have sex in the missionary position with the lights off or dimmed?











Borrrrinnnnnngggggggggg... [/color]

Smellymouth:
Congratulations Chuddy.

Chai,i remember that your Hit track in 2012=

"..Go gaga going crazy /
O yes she’s going crazy/
As we dey dance dey go dey dance dirty/
As you dey whine dey go my eyes dirty/
Plenty chicks dem dey dem dey plenty/
Dem dey plenty o/

Sugarcane no be bamboo/
Chuddy k no dey fumble.."

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Dance-Azonto.gif

[color=darkgreen] Dude, you're a whole new level of crazy...and refreshingly so.


This cracked me up. [/color]

yemoxyl:
7.Yemoxyl And Seu.n

[color=darkgreen] You're only a 'celebrity' on your Facebook page...known only by 246 people who click 'like' on your updates even though they aren't interesting or informative. [/color]

AfricanApple:
hope you know this is aproko... why are you describing your sexual adventure?
my point is you can't compare the thigh to the toes where all the species of germs are located... eeewwww!

[color=darkgreen] What we have isn't rigid. Fresh out the shower, body wrapped in a towel, she's as close to clean as possible. If I can give her head (which should contain more bacteria), why can't I kiss her toes or ankles when she's just cleaned up in the shower?


Your boyfriend has a lot to do. He's underperforming. That he doesn't adore every inch of your Nubian skin means you both haven't reached or approach your sexual/romantic potential.[/color]

mizzbouqui:
My guy has his own beard
So no one can still me away from him because of beard

[color=darkgreen]We heavily, well groomed members of the beardgang are a brotherhood. We don't steal each other's girls. We snatch the girls of our less bearded bros and the beardless men.


Take good care of our brother else you'd have us to answer to. [/color]

[color=darkgreen] Caught in the throes of sexual passion, we'd cross the line between crazy and normal. I've kissed my girl from her ankles to her inner thighs, slipped passed it to her bellybutton, spent a few minutes caressing her nlpples then headed straight to her soft lips. We're wild when we have sex and we know it. [/color]

mizzbouqui:
Your friends are supposed to be by your side and help you through your relationship highs and lows and give you advice. But if that is not the case, what do you do?

We can steal your girl.

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Caprigal:
Let me be frank here and say its different if he is genuinely trying to come up and still does what he can to make you feel special but some dudes are just perpetual failures and try to make it seem like you are asking too much.

Beard is the answer to everything

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obiorathesubtle:
That's my boy.


Reminds me of that adam sandler movie

[color=darkgreen] "That's My Boy. " -2013 [/color]

[color=darkgreen] The question begging to be answered is, why hasn't the gay been arrested? Why the hyypocrisy? Put the freak behind bars! [/color]

[color=darkgreen] The question begging to be answered is, why hasn't the gay been arrested? Why the hypocrisy? Put the freak behind bars! [/color]

[color=darkgreen] Bearded men putting balded chin boys in their place since creation.

Keep representing the beardgang!

Bearded for her pleasure


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NairalandEFCC1:
stop saying what you don't know biko, when you wear those ugly cheap tights, you strain your skin and over time it will react and tire, do research and stop deceiving your deceived boyfriend that your mistake is natures mistake, wonder how you feel carrying those lines about

[color=darkgreen] She's getting way too emotional about the topic. Obviously she has stretchmarks. She should seek remedy for it instead of getting angry at us. The truth hurts. [/color]

Aderola15:
Come up with better idea abeg

[color=darkgreen] Ibadan girl. Not surprised. [/color]

Fabulocity:
This shows you know NOTHING at all! Most girls that develop stretch marks are not due to bleaching or whatever, occurs mostly naturally. Bottom line, it's not their fault. It can't be prevented.
Now, that allusion you made is very senseless. As a baby, did you have beards? As a baby, did you have pimples? But eventually you did. That shows that all is not normal in you. Pfft.

[color=darkgreen] Woman, beards and pimples are the onset of puberty! They are the physical signs to be observed.

Stretchmarks isn't a sign of puberty. It is an abnormality. All females who have stretchmarks are either bleaching, fat, adding and losing weight non uniformly, or use skincare products that don't suit them.


Have you not seen women with flawless skin get stretchmarks when they get pregnant? It's because they added weight. That's just one reason.



Stop comparing beards and pimples with stretchmarks . They represent different things. [/color]

[color=darkgreen]Don't marry him. I repeat, don't marry him.

He has NO beard!

Sweetheart, think about your future sons? Do you want them to grow up and be discriminated against because they can't grow beards? Save them the agony, don't marry this man.

Get a bearded man. [/color]

UndisputedBosom:
They're not the God that created 'emselves so why the discrimination

[color=darkgreen]God didn't create anyone with those disgusting stretchmarks. Nature provides solutions to these problems with corrective skincare products.

Women should take better care of their bodies. At least, the beardgangstars deserve more. [/color]

kabrud:
These christians are always out looking for problem with the muslims. May be that one thinks he is on nairaland. For God's sake, what is the meaning of this rubbish? U will see them insulting muslims everywhere for no reason only to turn around and start forming the victim. After creating the storm, they will be asking why the rain. Has any muslim ever insulted Jesus Christ? This thing is getting too much. And they know very well that a muslim will never take that from u except if u hide behind the laptop to do that. We shall see the end of this problem they looking for upandan.

[color=darkgreen] Shameless religious fanatic! Seun , Lalasticlala, why do always protect these terrorists? The dude I quoted is threatening to unleash mayhem and you didn't hide his comment or ban him? Why do you give special privileges to these people? [/color]

cheenway:
Chigurl

[color=darkgreen]Hot mama.[/color]

axortedbabe:
The wife's face is so cute

[color=darkgreen]Pretty girls like bearded guys. [/color]

[color=darkgreen]
FFM! Thrëesome!

Falz has nothing on you. ClintTheBadtGuy! [/color]

[color=darkgreen]Simple advise, Reekado Banks:


Grow some beards, people would love you more! You doubt me, ask Banky W![/color]

[color=darkgreen] Pretty woman.

Thank you Adaeze for helping us raise future members of the beard gang.

Love live the beardgang![/color]