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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Celebrates His Grammy Nomination With His Mother And Team by BeardGangSTAR: 8:24pm On Nov 26, 2020
jornwhite:





The smaller his circle the easier the elimination process grin grin

Exactly. All women want to keep a lot of friends but want their men to keep little or no friends so they can manipulate the men easily.
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Celebrates His Grammy Nomination With His Mother And Team by BeardGangSTAR: 10:19am On Nov 26, 2020
pocohantas:
Oluwaburna

I’ve liked him from the days of Like To Party and Tonight. Tonight remains one of my favourite Burna’s track.

I also love(d) the fact that he isn’t unnecessarily sociable. There is something very hot about men with small circles. They are exclusive and they make more rational and informed decisions- devoid of external influence.

People say he is arrogant, he is perfect. He should remain like that for me. grin grin

Meaning: If a man like this is my man, I can have him to my self listening to only one directive: mine.

The scheming Poco.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 24th September 2016 by BeardGangSTAR: 7:09pm On Sep 24, 2016

Metro Police: Freeze! You're under arrest.


Wenger: What crime have I committed?


Metro Police: You're under arrest for masterminding the mass rape of Chelsea players.

Wenger: But... I'd gladly go to jail.



London bridge is no more... grin

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Romance / Re: Advice Me: I Am Dating Three Guys And I Don’t Know Which Really Likes Me by BeardGangSTAR: 10:49am On Aug 25, 2016
Just the right thread. Heartbroken, beardless misogynistic boys would sure have a field day on this thread. Food is ready; knock yourselves out, sexists.

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Literature / Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by BeardGangSTAR: 10:42am On Aug 25, 2016
petiteee:
To think this story enter FP after how many years wey ishilove don abandon am shocked Saw it on fp and thought she has completed it sad Dissapointed i became....

Disappointed, you are; curious, I am...about your moniker,that is.

Petiteee... Now that conjures images.
Literature / Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by BeardGangSTAR: 10:37am On Aug 25, 2016
osarenmwienda:
interesting
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thank God not that late.
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that Prince of a guy is such a Prevert

I suppose it is.

I could write a story about your smoky eyes and the nearly formed smile on your glistening lips and still not end it.
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Do This(photo)? by BeardGangSTAR: 10:26am On Aug 25, 2016
AfricanApple:
if he tries, he will receive the slap he has never been given. same mouth he will use to kiss.... shocked
the toes can never be that clean for licking. Again eeeewwww!

I take it you're the conservative type who'd only have sex in the missionary position with the lights off or dimmed?











Borrrrinnnnnngggggggggg...
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Singer Chuddyk And Wife Welcome Daughter by BeardGangSTAR: 9:51am On Aug 25, 2016
Smellymouth:
Congratulations Chuddy.

Chai,i remember that your Hit track in 2012=

"..Go gaga going crazy /
O yes she’s going crazy/
As we dey dance dey go dey dance dirty/
As you dey whine dey go my eyes dirty/
Plenty chicks dem dey dem dey plenty/
Dem dey plenty o/

Sugarcane no be bamboo/
Chuddy k no dey fumble
.."




Dude, you're a whole new level of crazy...and refreshingly so. cheesy


This cracked me up.

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Celebrities / Re: 6 Unforgettable Celebrity Fights In Nigeria by BeardGangSTAR: 9:49am On Aug 25, 2016
yemoxyl:
7.Yemoxyl And Seu.n

You're only a 'celebrity' on your Facebook page...known only by 246 people who click 'like' on your updates even though they aren't interesting or informative.
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Do This(photo)? by BeardGangSTAR: 9:20am On Aug 25, 2016
AfricanApple:
hope you know this is aproko... why are you describing your sexual adventure? undecided
my point is you can't compare the thigh to the toes where all the species of germs are located... eeewwww!

What we have isn't rigid. Fresh out the shower, body wrapped in a towel, she's as close to clean as possible. If I can give her head (which should contain more bacteria), why can't I kiss her toes or ankles when she's just cleaned up in the shower?


Your boyfriend has a lot to do. He's underperforming. That he doesn't adore every inch of your Nubian skin means you both haven't reached or approach your sexual/romantic potential.wink
Romance / Re: Can You Trust Your Friend Around Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend? by BeardGangSTAR: 9:14am On Aug 25, 2016
mizzbouqui:

My guy has his own beard
So no one can still me away from him because of beard smiley

We heavily, well groomed members of the beardgang are a brotherhood. We don't steal each other's girls. We snatch the girls of our less bearded bros and the beardless men.


Take good care of our brother else you'd have us to answer to.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Do This(photo)? by BeardGangSTAR: 9:06am On Aug 25, 2016
Caught in the throes of sexual passion, we'd cross the line between crazy and normal. I've kissed my girl from her ankles to her inner thighs, slipped passed it to her bellybutton, spent a few minutes caressing her nlpples then headed straight to her soft lips. wink We're wild when we have sex and we know it. smiley
Romance / Re: Can You Trust Your Friend Around Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend? by BeardGangSTAR: 8:59am On Aug 25, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Your friends are supposed to be by your side and help you through your relationship highs and lows and give you advice. But if that is not the case, what do you do?

We can steal your girl.

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Romance / Re: Dark Side Of Dating Broke Dudes by BeardGangSTAR: 8:57am On Aug 25, 2016
Caprigal:
Let me be frank here and say its different if he is genuinely trying to come up and still does what he can to make you feel special but some dudes are just perpetual failures and try to make it seem like you are asking too much.

Beard is the answer to everything

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Romance / Re: Student Who Got Sex-crazed Teacher Pregnant Given £4.5MILLION Compensation by BeardGangSTAR: 10:37am On Aug 24, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
grin That's my boy.


Reminds me of that adam sandler movie

"That's My Boy. " -2013 grin

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Male Barbie Idris Okuneye Exposed As Liar, Accused Of Attempted Rape by BeardGangSTAR: 9:43am On Aug 24, 2016
The question begging to be answered is, why hasn't the gay been arrested? Why the hyypocrisy? Put the freak behind bars!
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Male Barbie Idris Okuneye Exposed As Liar, Accused Of Attempted Rape by BeardGangSTAR: 9:41am On Aug 24, 2016
The question begging to be answered is, why hasn't the gay been arrested? Why the hypocrisy? Put the freak behind bars!
Celebrities / Re: OMG! See What Drake Did To Meekmill At The OVO Festival [video+photos] by BeardGangSTAR: 9:25am On Aug 24, 2016
Bearded men putting balded chin boys in their place since creation. grin

Keep representing the beardgang!

Bearded for her pleasure


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Romance / Re: I Love Women But STRETCHMARKS!!! by BeardGangSTAR: 11:52pm On Aug 22, 2016
NairalandEFCC1:

stop saying what you don't know biko, when you wear those ugly cheap tights, you strain your skin and over time it will react and tire, do research and stop deceiving your deceived boyfriend that your mistake is natures mistake, wonder how you feel carrying those lines about embarassed

She's getting way too emotional about the topic. Obviously she has stretchmarks. She should seek remedy for it instead of getting angry at us. The truth hurts.

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Romance / Re: I Love Women But STRETCHMARKS!!! by BeardGangSTAR: 11:50pm On Aug 22, 2016
Aderola15:

Come up with better idea abeg

Ibadan girl. Not surprised.

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Romance / Re: I Love Women But STRETCHMARKS!!! by BeardGangSTAR: 11:49pm On Aug 22, 2016
Fabulocity:
This shows you know NOTHING at all! Most girls that develop stretch marks are not due to bleaching or whatever, occurs mostly naturally. Bottom line, it's not their fault. It can't be prevented.
Now, that allusion you made is very senseless. As a baby, did you have beards? As a baby, did you have pimples? But eventually you did. That shows that all is not normal in you. Pfft.

Woman, beards and pimples are the onset of puberty! They are the physical signs to be observed.

Stretchmarks isn't a sign of puberty. It is an abnormality. All females who have stretchmarks are either bleaching, fat, adding and losing weight non uniformly, or use skincare products that don't suit them.


Have you not seen women with flawless skin get stretchmarks when they get pregnant? It's because they added weight. That's just one reason.



Stop comparing beards and pimples with stretchmarks . They represent different things.

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Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of A Nairaland. by BeardGangSTAR: 11:39pm On Aug 22, 2016
Don't marry him. I repeat, don't marry him.

He has NO beard! sad

Sweetheart, think about your future sons? Do you want them to grow up and be discriminated against because they can't grow beards? Save them the agony, don't marry this man.

Get a bearded man.

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Romance / Re: I Love Women But STRETCHMARKS!!! by BeardGangSTAR: 11:32pm On Aug 22, 2016

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Romance / Re: I Love Women But STRETCHMARKS!!! by BeardGangSTAR: 11:16pm On Aug 22, 2016

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Romance / Re: I Love Women But STRETCHMARKS!!! by BeardGangSTAR: 11:10pm On Aug 22, 2016
UndisputedBosom:
They're not the God that created 'emselves so why the discrimination angry

God didn't create anyone with those disgusting stretchmarks. Nature provides solutions to these problems with corrective skincare products.

Women should take better care of their bodies. At least, the beardgangstars deserve more.

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Education / Re: Students Of Abdu Gusau Polytechnic Fight Over "Insult On Prophet Muhammad" by BeardGangSTAR: 10:41pm On Aug 22, 2016
kabrud:
These christians are always out looking for problem with the muslims. May be that one thinks he is on nairaland. For God's sake, what is the meaning of this rubbish? U will see them insulting muslims everywhere for no reason only to turn around and start forming the victim. After creating the storm, they will be asking why the rain. Has any muslim ever insulted Jesus Christ? This thing is getting too much. And they know very well that a muslim will never take that from u except if u hide behind the laptop to do that. We shall see the end of this problem they looking for upandan.

Shameless religious fanatic! Seun , Lalasticlala, why do always protect these terrorists? The dude I quoted is threatening to unleash mayhem and you didn't hide his comment or ban him? Why do you give special privileges to these people?

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Celebrities / Re: Guess The Lady's Butt Klint Da Drunk And Wife Are Resting On (photo) by BeardGangSTAR: 10:33pm On Aug 22, 2016
cheenway:
Chigurl

Hot mama.wink
Celebrities / Re: Guess The Lady's Butt Klint Da Drunk And Wife Are Resting On (photo) by BeardGangSTAR: 10:29pm On Aug 22, 2016
axortedbabe:
The wife's face is so cute

Pretty girls like bearded guys. smiley

Celebrities / Re: Guess The Lady's Butt Klint Da Drunk And Wife Are Resting On (photo) by BeardGangSTAR: 10:26pm On Aug 22, 2016

FFM! Thrëesome!

Falz has nothing on you. ClintTheBadtGuy! grin
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Clapsback @ Hater. "Now You Have Something To Do With your Life" by BeardGangSTAR: 10:08pm On Aug 22, 2016
Simple advise, Reekado Banks:


Grow some beards, people would love you more! You doubt me, ask Banky W!

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Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo And Her Kids At A Beach In Mauritius Having Fun (Photos) by BeardGangSTAR: 10:04pm On Aug 22, 2016
Pretty woman.

Thank you Adaeze for helping us raise future members of the beard gang.

Love live the beardgang!

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