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FamilyRe: My Mother Is Trying To Break My Home by beau49: 12:09am On Jul 23, 2014
Kanwulia: That is not my business.
I deserve from normalcy in my own life.
She will not be allowed to propagate such curses in MY OWN LINEAGE I have created with my husband.
Guaranteed!

She will have to seek that help somewhere else. . . FAR AWAY FROM ME.
She has other children. Let her face them o. kiss
I will choose to be her MINUS ONE till death do her part! kiss
I really will not care! kiss

Those who want love, respect and consideration MUST first practice them!
She will not be missed.
My mama nor go fit try am. SHE KNOW MY OWN KRASE nor get end! kiss
My whole family know WELL-WELL! Go and ask them if you fit.
Nor be dis wan we we sidon dey type for NL o. . . .Hmmmm!
I will not need ANY GOD OR ALLAH to teach her the gravest lessons of her life.
She go CRY GO GRAVE. . . and I will NOT EVEN SPIT ON IT WHEN SHE DIES! kiss
kiss

I go show am if she mess with moi o!
This na WOMAN TO WOMAN O. . . I will not even remember we are related by 'bloodz' when that time comes o.
I DON'T PLAY THAT! kiss
I am not boasting. . .you fit go ask my own mama wetin I fit take her eye and nose see ke! grin
She nor dey krase near my husband o. kiss
IF SHE TRY AM. . . .

TELL IT NOT IN GATH. . . AND PUBLISH IT NOT ON THE STREETS OF ASKELON!

EBENEBE!!!!

Una wey dey read BIBLE. . .Go and read Micah 1:10-16! kiss
cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin This woman no go kill person....#hilarious
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Standard Chartered Bank Graduate Recruitment by beau49: 10:48pm On Jul 22, 2014
JstBrave: I will do mine tomorrow. what was the test like please?.......... the type of questions and the difficulty level
Numerical reasoning and abstract reasoning which is about identifying shapes and patterns. It's really not that hard,just time. There are 8 sections each for both the Numerical and the other part. Each section has four questions to be answered in two minutes for the abstract and 3mins for the numerical.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Standard Chartered Bank Graduate Recruitment by beau49: 3:06pm On Jul 22, 2014
JstBrave: I got the mail to. I am yet to write the test though. Have you written yours?



Use this link
https://www.sc.com/en/careers/graduates/index.html
Register and fill in the required details. They will send the link for the online test to your mail.
Mannylex: No. Planning on writing mine this evening though.
Got the mail just finished writing mine,although I was not shown my score. After the test you will be asked to provide futher information and upload your CV.
FamilyRe: What Will Be Your Reaction If by beau49: 7:24pm On Jul 19, 2014
Witty07: Why must you say the wife does not trust the huaband. What if she is a wayward wife or the greedy one or a feminist. I beg
That's why I gave two instances, what you mentioned falls into the second one.
FamilyRe: What Will Be Your Reaction If by beau49: 5:49pm On Jul 17, 2014
ChrisChino: As the husband, i will collect the house keys, original documents and sell the house.
akraym: Collect the original doc, Do change of ownership asap
And you both think a woman that built a house behind your back would foolishly hand over the documents to you?keep dreaming. If a lady builds a house without you knowing then know that 1)you have been giving her reasons not to trust you with such information 2)the wife does not care what your opinion is.
FamilyRe: What Thread Did You Miss The Most After The Nairaland Tsunami? by beau49: 12:03am On Jul 14, 2014
I mostly miss the 'achieving your dream career' by Xfire. I posted a question there before the wipe out,only for me to try opening NL the next day I could not thinking it was a mild issue. After it was sorted out I checked it only to see 3pages out of 30something pages.....chei!!!Person no fit cry, atleast I saved some things. And oh I also miss the 'Boys Night Out discussion thread' can't remember the OP's name,although I had never commented just love to read and laugh.
FamilyRe: Will you be my Friend ????[Nairaland home of friends] by beau49: 10:54pm On Jul 13, 2014
Doclight: we are progressing
Oh alright....
FamilyRe: Will you be my Friend ????[Nairaland home of friends] by beau49: 10:26pm On Jul 13, 2014
Doclight: hmmmmm

a beaking development
Biko meaning....? huh
FamilyRe: Will you be my Friend ????[Nairaland home of friends] by beau49: 10:00pm On Jul 13, 2014
Most of the people I have met here always want one thing or the other but there is one I met recently,we talk about almost everything and anything. Although we have not seen each other physically,but we have both sent each other pictures. Let's just hope it won't ruined with the usual demand and proffessing of love wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: State Your Job Interview Experiences Here by beau49: 2:23pm On Jul 07, 2014
mezebel: u really deserve to b given online military slap... What was d questions they asked u and ur reply...olodo
Na you won give me the slap? tongue ********Well questions like 1.Tell me about yourself? 2.My family background,that is how many kids? 3. What can you do for us? 4. Are you through with NYSC? And a few others I can't remember.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: State Your Job Interview Experiences Here by beau49: 11:32pm On Jul 05, 2014
Well I guess I should share mine. A friend asked me to send my CV to him so he can help me forward it to the HR, I did but did not think about it much. Then a few weeks later I got a mail asking me to come for an interview that same week,then was I still doing my youth service and the day of the interview is the same day I was to do my monthly clearance(that is monday). So I had to call and re-schedule for another week,only for me to get another mail to come for the interview the friday of the same week. Well I had to prepare since I had already concluded my clearance but one mistake I made was not acknowledging the interview mail I received*********On the day of the interview I entered the reception and I told the lady I met I was invited for an interview at so so and so time and she asked me to have my sit and wait. Few minutes later I was feeling cold cause of the air from the Ac,coupled with the fact that I was very nervous. Long story short I was called in and I met the HR lady and she asked me 'if whenever I receive a mail I don't acknowledge them?'.....well I can't remember what my reply was but I apologised and she asked me to sit and the interview began. To say the least I did not do that well atleast but I guess I impressed her enough to get invited for the second stage of the interview which comprised of the same lady and another man.****details later***But one thing I would emphasis on is prepare very well before going for any interview.
CareerRe: Achieving The Dream Career: My Story, My Lessons by beau49: 4:05pm On Jul 01, 2014
shocked shocked shocked Someone please hold me! Page 1!!!!out of more than 30pages?ewoooooo!!!....The people who did this no try at all. What are we going to do now?
FamilyRe: How Did You Come Across Naira Land For The First Time by beau49: 10:33pm On Jun 28, 2014
Got to know about it through a friend...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls Hrindexx Banking Recruitment Update Here by beau49: 10:01pm On Jun 28, 2014
Same here still waiting....
HealthRe: My Husband’s Manhood Is So Small by beau49: 11:22am On Jan 10, 2014
Y dnt u try discussin d issue wit ur hubby n see if u guyz can cum up with a suitable solution....there r many solutions out there dat u guys can try out#cheers
RomanceRe: A Thread for Single Ladies :) by beau49: 10:55pm On Jan 07, 2014
RedBenson: But am sure of medical/science proof. Mayb ur teacher in sec. wasnt well educated. No offence sha!

Which state are u serving and how is service?
Well mayb u need 2 read recent medical reports cus I read sumtin on dat also....

Imo state n service iz goin smooth tank u
FamilyRe: Girls night out discussions by beau49: 12:07pm On Jan 07, 2014
Choi!!! M lovin dis thread jawe.....**deep sigh**u guyz make one wish dey were married.

@RedBenson which one b ur own na?so na only women fit wait 4 1yr or more buh men no fit wait ba?Even u urself cannot even wait....kettle callin d pot black#smh....Abeg leave lorretta n dem babes/mamas alone joor!
RomanceRe: A Thread for Single Ladies :) by beau49: 7:03am On Jan 06, 2014
Well m nt sure abt d part dat if there iz no blood she is nt one....even in secondary skul dey told us dat straineous excercise can break d hymen

N m nt shy tank u....still won't say anytin n yea m a corper.
RomanceRe: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by beau49: 5:46pm On Jan 05, 2014
Wishin u a blessed married life....cute pix,luv dem all

I luv ur make-up n d fact dat u did it urself is unbelievable....I really hate it wen make up iz 2 much on d brides face n wen she starts 2 sweat everytin will look sticky n unappealin. Btw HML

Nl guys shud pls leave us alone nau,even if u tink we r feelin bad(which m(or most of us) nt grin by d ways)must u rob salt on it? embarassed....bad Nl guyz**flips hair n walks away after leavin a kiss 4 op**
HealthRe: Here Is The True Story Of A Man With Two Dicks by beau49: 6:07pm On Jan 03, 2014
shocked 4 real?....well atleast he is owk with his 'gift'...buh seriously I wud definately freak out @ first if I cum accross such.
CelebritiesRe: Darlene Zschech Diagnosed With Breast Cancer by beau49: 5:49pm On Jan 03, 2014
May The Lord see her tru dis tryin time.....Healings 2 u by HIS GRACE.
RomanceRe: A Thread for Single Ladies :) by beau49: 3:59pm On Jan 03, 2014
RedBenson: Lol at wider pussy. Of course i wont have any problem marrying a lady with a wide or perhaps, a wider pussy in as much as i didnt meet her a virgin. Didnt i fucck her befor i married her, so why would i complain? Better than one unpredictable girl emerging from nowhere cajoling me in the name of being a virgin and at wedding night, shockingly, the hole is wider than lagos-ibandan expressway. grin I wont be able to stand such, God forbid.

Btw, u didnt answer my question. Are you a virgin?
Lol....vry funny n pls drop d virgin question cus I won't ansa dat,I guess I understand d point u r cumin 4rm(I still dnt support sex b4 marriage)....a fwend of mine who iz a virgin says she wud nt tell d bf wether or not she iz one n won't av sex with him eida nt cus she shy or does nt trust d guy buh dat most gals av abused d word 'virginity' 2 extent of it nw bin baseless n meaningless even guyz don't blieve girls wen dey say dey r one.

N hw do u knw a gals is a Virgin is it wen there is blood after having sex or wat?Cus take note dat der r sum exercise dat gals involve demselves in dat breaks d hymen even b4 sex?
CelebritiesRe: Actress Bimbo Akintola Stuns In New Pictures (photos) by beau49: 7:35pm On Jan 02, 2014
Osahon7: societal norm u said...marriage is for procreation...her mates are tired of giving birth and have even don family planning.she should at least be a single mother even if she's not into the marriage tin..Pls don't say dat again...u don't get married to satified society...marriage is part of life
R u 4 real?'Procreation' u say....wat if she gives birth 2 d child n does nt av time 4 it,u pple will still be d ones 2 cry bull.....N d onez dat av been 'procreated' nko? Dey still lookin 4 meanz u survive u sayin she shud go n 'procreate'....procreate niko ko N btw marriage is nt a do or die affair neither is it a prequisite 4 enterin Heaven#Iranu
RomanceRe: A Thread for Single Ladies :) by beau49: 12:54pm On Jan 02, 2014
RedBenson: You are entitled to ur opinions. I really hope you will be able to handle men when they begin to ask and be aggresive for sex. As for me, it can never work btwn me and u cos i must have sex wit you before we talk abt marriage. Wouldn't want disappointment after wedding.

Btw, what are ur motives for abstaining from sex till marriage? Is it for moral reasons or what? Lastly, are you a virgin?
My motives r best knwn 2 me n trust me wen my future hubby sleeps wit he won't b disapointed tank u....n dis disappointment u tlk abt is it dat d lady's pussy wud b wide or wat, cus remember guyz lyk u r d ones who made it wide by sleepin wit her outside wedlock in d first place....so wat r we sayin?U can't eat ur cake n still av it u knw.
RomanceRe: A Thread for Single Ladies :) by beau49: 6:04pm On Dec 29, 2013
RedBenson: You seem to have forgotten the part i said sexually and 'otherwise'. The
otherwise as said includes other things that could make the
relationship a memorable one whilst it last and even after crashing(if
destined so). Like i told you, you will be shocked at the kind of
disappointment u will have if u structure ur mindset in such a way that a
rlatnshp must lead u to the altar before u go into one cos 99.9% of
guys would want to date a girl who is also a friend 1st before thinking
of taking her to d altar. During the dating(sex inclusive), if she is
found good enough and marriageable and destiny also decides so, then
altar is inevitable. To repeat myself, No guy who hasnt dated you will
want to swerve ur feets off to the altar straight and mind you, sex is
not the only thing that could be found worthwhile in a relationship as i
earlier said.

In addition to this, read the post below. #love
Alrite point taken....I guess u r rite abt sumtinz buh i still stand on my no sex b4 my marriage rule....nt everybody can treat sex casually u lyk u seem 2#Cheers
RomanceRe: A Thread for Single Ladies :) by beau49: 7:08pm On Dec 27, 2013
RedBenson: You obviously dont understand how relationships work. You dont go into a relationship most times with the mindset that it will lead to the altar. U just go into one to mingle and push away loneliness. During the period u catch fun and enjoy urself sexually and otherwise while it lasts. U dont expect every rlatnship to head to the altar. If it's destined that way, nature would take its course. Did u understand me?
Mingle n push away lonliness?catch fun n enjoy urself sexually?....sweet mother of heaven av mercy!!!Did u write dis while sleeping or ur fingerz wrote dis out of der own will.....So wat u wrote above is ur motivatn 4 goin in2 a relationship?I shiver jes readin it,tlkless of even imagining myself in dat kind of relationship.

I tink u shud read wat u wrote aloud n see hw it sounds 2 u....na wa 4 sum pple o....well 4 ur info nt everybody see relationships d way u do n sum pple want more dan sex in relationships cus after d sex if there iz nottin more 2 it,dey wud end up feeling d same lonliness dey were pushing away in d first place.

N I knw nt all relationships leads 2 d alter buh if a relationship has more dan sex 2 it,wen it ends both parties wud tk sumtin worthwhile out of it n nt jes d memory of hw gud or bad d sex was.....
RomanceRe: A Thread for Single Ladies :) by beau49: 6:37pm On Dec 27, 2013
temi4fash: Nobody wants u to date some one u dont lik.. Av gat sisters too and i wont wish them dat.. I just want you to know that its not everyone dat will get that luxury of getting attracted to their partner at first glance but as they procede in the course of friendship they might get attracted to each other.. as have said its might work and mayb not work for u.. i just want u to keep an open mind that all.. and remember to always pray..

N.B: the path you av chosen is a very strong one and its against the status quo i just want u to knw their b alot of thorns on the way, a lot of pressure , lot of mockings and so on.. but dont do anything u will look back and regret doing.. i wish the very Best of luck and I pray the lord grants u and all of us the desires of our heart...

Sowi for the sermon...

takia
I understand wat u mean......I guess u r rite tannx a bunch n I dnt mind d sermon @ all.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: mr olodo finally shares nakèd photos 18+ by beau49: 10:20am On Dec 27, 2013
Andyblaze: oh baby. I'll go out with you to yaba left for checkup angry angry
Ok great......wen iz ur appointment?N dnt worry I stand by u cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: mr olodo finally shares nakèd photos 18+ by beau49: 8:36pm On Dec 26, 2013
Andyblaze: here is a picture of me not frowning. I hear I and mr olodo look alike angry angry
**falls 4rm chair**
Uhm...em..u luk...er..dashing lipsrsealed ,m shrt of wrds.....wud u go out with me,pls?**cutie face**
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: mr olodo finally shares nakèd photos 18+ by beau49: 2:26pm On Dec 26, 2013
Andyblaze: angryangry
Hw cum u r alwayz frowning?.....

@Mr olodo luv ur pishures it has dis sexiness 2 it lipsrsealed n dat head mmmm....
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: mr olodo finally shares nakèd photos 18+ by beau49: 2:05am On Dec 26, 2013
Lmao.....u guys r so funny grin

Btw Mr olodo u r fug-lee-ishly handsome
LiteratureRe: My Encounter With Mami-wata Spirit by beau49: 9:06pm On Dec 25, 2013
Following.....u r doin gud bro,aldoh u av 2 take note of spellings there r sum few typos....anyways thumbs up!
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