For conceiving that and saying it out, he should be burnt first.

It takes a wizard to know a witch.

He should be burnt for he is a wizard.

Stupid boys.

These same people that patronize prostitutes are the first to talk down on same people they patronize.

Nice one from Obaseki, way to curb debauchery and promote marriage.

Jesus christ

Whoever did this will never hear the cry of babies in his/ her household.

If It’s a polygamous setting, getting the culprit won’t be a difficult task.

See them peaceful and beautiful in death.

Rip beautiful angels.

They should castrate him and solder his yansh.

See his face like an Egyptian mummy.

Cheating in marriage has no advantage.

Rip to him

Is he an alien?

Why so much mysteries around and about him.

Have precedes past participle, hence they’ve sung the national anthem is correct.

You either say they sang the anthem or they’ve sung the anthem.

Do you say they’ve ate or they’ve eaten?

Ghen ghen

Looking at them you will know they are not bishops.

A whole country under construction, if Nigeria happens to be under construction we all will go for holidays in Kenya until it’s done.

The ones we produce here is definitely one of the best in the world.

Where can I buy one that is made in china?

Concoction

She never recovered from the loss of her only child.

I doubt if the Johnsons can get a replacement for her.
Her acting was top notch.

Rest In Peace ma.

It’s a pity you didn’t witness the better Nigeria you were praying for.

Rip to her.

Sanwo Olu actually approved the 100 naira increase for BRT, this is not bad based on the price of diesel.

This is fair enough.

Scammers trying to cash out with government work.

I can never pay money to get a job in Nigeria, if I must pay then I must’ve gotten the Job with my employment letter, started work already before paying. All these will be in agreement with the agent.

These scammers know people are desperate for government work and devise means to scam the public.

SAMBARRY:
15 year old boy!!!!

Women if U cannot train a child close your laps or use pills

What are you saying?
Is it only a woman that trains a child?

I believe this is a skit to pass a message across.

They are just deceiving themselves.

What is female transgender when all male organs and hormones are intact.

Foolish people deceiving themselves, let him go over to the male prisons and be bent over.

The dancing senator should go lose some weight because as a governor he will be more relaxed and may gain excessive weight.

Opportunity to dance.

Congratulations again sir and do your people and state well, pay outstanding salaries because they believe you will be their savior.

This is a case of not appreciating what you have until you lose it.

Halcyon123:
Brekie
Pap and Akara

Bucket of pap, everyone must drink to their satisfaction.

I’m coming with my bowls.

As far as the pupils can write the projects without disturbing their parents and wards then I’m good with it.

Congratulations to osun people and Pdp.

This election is an eye opener.

2023 elections will be crazy and full of surprises.

Congratulations to the dancing senator.

Mintum:
Adeleke wins Egbedore LGA

PDP 13,230
APC 9228

It’s a wrap.

Congratulations to Osun people and pdp.

With this result, 2023 elections will be crazy

….the dancing sickness will not resurrect again.

I can imagine the pains they were going through as their bodies were twisting.

He is already addicted to betting and needs rehabilitation.

Of all days, at his wedding and in a church. He needs smacking and then rehabilitation

The second (purple) gown is not bad, the first gown is a disaster waiting to happen,

If someone mistakenly steps on that gown, everything spills.

Getting high while driving is a recipe for disaster.

See sane people hailing them.

Confirmation of the robbery is not what is expected from them but apprehending the robbers.

Justice served.

Jail all rapists

Funny,

It doesn’t work that way aunty Funke, I pray you win.

It was already expected.

The loud and foul mouthe portable should enjoy his money (politics) and transient fame in peace and quit bickering over everything.

It’s a good thing they aren’t on strike.

Congratulations to the matriculants.