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as for me, the first thing i will miss is my family,followed by friends, the quality time we use to spend together.
interms of food i will miss.cool water,chicken and youghourt, i will also miss the fresh air,the way i use to see people on the street walking different ways.
drop yours.

toyeoye:
Nigeria will flourish!
Buhari will not go for second term
We shall soon get bored of olamides comedy rap style
A Muslim will never rule Isreal
Prince William will become king
Mayweather will not retire unbeaten
I will buy the latest Aston Martin

hmmmm gud predictions except for buharis presidency and muslims ruling

let me start:
Buhari will not disappoint us,
Nigeria will be among the world super powers,
the display of nudity by celebrities will increase and become a thing of competition among them,
America will lose its title as world no.1 super power,
ISIL may increase its territory,
we ill never have a clueless president like GEJ again,
Hillary Clinton may win US presidential election,
Nigeria may never divide,
we will have flying cars,
we will have self driving cars everywhere,
I will become the next world richest.

Add yours.

mkpakanaodogwu:
take the lead and i will follow

no me i will stay in maiduguri town and be telling you if there is any threat coming your way through my microscopic camera, just like will smith did to his boy in the film after earth

mkpakanaodogwu:
Depends on the tresure involved

the treasure is the girls location.

Xslaze3xd:
Am In for it guys....... Let's look for the Treasure (the gals)

are u sure u can confront shecaw and his boys?

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I hate "change"

change what?

suppose there is a treasure hunt that requires the most brilliant people to look for the location of chibok girls in sambisa forest,u are not to rescue them,just to find the location and inform the military.
you will be given anything you ask,guns,body shield, and anything necessary for you to succeed, but no soldiers will follow you.
20 participants, you will be taken there and left to figure it out by yourselves.
REWARD:
on the succesful completion of the mission, each will be given, manson in abuja,$1m, and a tour to five countries of your choice.

Colospor:
You can avoid beating by running as fast as your legs could carry you, and if you get tired in the leg, run with your hands cos the beatings you're gonna receive will be more than that of Judas.

cant stop laughing

lets assume the two of you are in a room,office or car and u start having misunderstanding,she then start screaming loud and asking for help,tearing her clothes,telling people that, he want to rape me.
how are you going to handle the situation, can u escape?

Hundreds of decomposed bodies including those of women and children were discovered by a government committee in Damasak, northern Borno State weekend.
The committee was set up by Governor Kashim Shettima to assess the level of destruction in towns and villages recovered from the insurgents.It has the responsibility to rebuild, fumigate and provide essential services tomake the settlememnts safe for displacedresidents to return.The victims were suspected to have been killed by Boko Haram insurgents as they fled the town following an onslaught by Chadian forces to recapture the town.Credible sources said decomposed bodies littered the streets while many others were discovered inside houses, shallow graves and rivers that have dried up on the onset of the dry season.The committee spent the weekend recovering and burying remains of the victims under the watchful eyes of Chadian troops who sacked the insurgents from Damasak some weeks ago.
Witnesses and government officials told Daily Trust that the insurgents carried outthe massacre during their reign of terror that lasted several months in the fishing community.Senator-elect Borno North Senatorial District, Alhaji Abukakar Kyari, said there was “large scale atrocity” committed by the insurgents in Damasak and other towns and villages in northern part of Borno State.However, Kyari denied suggestions that among the victims were some of the 500 children abducted by the militants a few months ago.It was said that the children were locked up in an Arabic school in Damasak and that they died of suffocation and hunger.Kyari said: “I have full knowledge of what the committee did in Damasak and the fact is that there was nowhere that bodiesof over 500 children was discovered.“Of course, many people have been killed but nobody or group brought all the dead bodies to one place.“ What really happened was that followingthe liberation of Damasak by Chadian and Nigerien forces and a visit by a committeethat we set up, we again sent our people there on Saturday (25th April) and they worked assiduously in recovering many dead bodies.“I cannot tell you the precise number of dead bodies but they are many. The people that went to Damasak divided themselves into various groups, recoveredthe bodies and buried them in various graves,” he said.Kyari said some bodies were recovered in Kareto and others in Damasak.He said preliminary investigations suggested that some of the fresh corpseswere those of insurgents killed by Chadianand Niger Republic troops.
Speaking in the same vein, the Principal Information Officer of the local government, Babagana Mustapha, said they had made videos and taken pictures of the atrocities committed by the insurgents in Damasak.“Based on the mandate given to us, we went to Damasak on Thursday after passing through parts of Yobe State and Diffa in Niger Republic.“We were ushered into the town by Chadian forces led by a General who has a Nigerien officer as his second in command.“Some troops escorted us to various places and we saw the level at which human beings were massacred. We saw corpses in Dutse, in Gashigar and in Damasak…they were many,” he said.“We were also informed that hundreds of decomposed bodies of Boko Haram insurgents were in the bushes. But the troops from the neighbouring countries said they had nothing to do with them; they said it was the responsibility of Nigerian government to bury the bodies.“But they assured us that we could feel free and go back to our dwellings whenever we wanted,” Mustapha said.On the discovery of 500 children in a school, Mustapha said, “I only heard of that story after we returned from our findings but honestly speaking, we didn’t see anything like that.”It would be recalled that in the past two months, more than 60 towns and villages that were hitherto occupied by the Boko Haram were liberated in at least 20 of the 27 local government areas of Borno State.
Damasak was liberated by Nigerien and Chadian forces in the second week of March.Few days after the liberation, the Chadian military high command took some journalists to Damasak to see things for themselves and interviewed some of the survivors.At the time, an unnamed military source told the international media that over 70 mostly beheaded bodies were found in a shallow grave near a bridge on the outskirts of the town.Similarly, the BBC Hausa Service and Reuters news agency reported that surviving residents of Damasak said about500 children had been kidnapped by the Boko Haram.Some of the parents said the children were abducted when the Boko Haram tookover the town during their territorial conquest in parts of the state.However, both the Nigerian and Chadian forces refuted the stories.A resident of Damasak who is now in Maiduguri but does not want his name mentioned called for elaborate investigation into the story about the missing children.“We strongly believe that the nearly 500 children found in the school in Damasak were those abducted by the Boko Haram during their occupation of the town and adjoining villages.“They must be the ones killed when troops from the neighbouring countries were approaching to reclaim the town. Remember that both the Chadian and Nigerian military denied the report of the kidnap after they liberated the town.“But look at what happened now…all the children were found dead in a school and though we are not experts, it is evident that they died because of suffocation, thirst and hunger. There was no ventilation in the classes, nothing, no medication,” he said.

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/top-stories/53157-hundreds-of-decomposed-bodies-found-in-borno

sonikstargirl:
if I hear

have u ever seen a grown man crying in public

agarawu23:
though nothing romantic here



but we shld pray we don't face challenges that will make us shed tears.

what type of challenge will make u shed tears?

real men dont cry:
it will look strange for a grown man to cry, especially in public, there were instances where tears were about to roll down my cheek, but i had to hold it. cos some will look at you as a weak somebody nd some will even abuse you. so i think i agree with the phrase. what d u think?

counting .......33days to go may 29, the judgement day for corrupt nigerian politicians

NEPA is the worst reasons below:
when want to iron my clothes, no light,

when there is free browsing cheat,no light to surf the net,

during hot season,no light,

when i wake up in the middle of the night to pee,no light and i dont remember where i keep my torch.

when i want to read,especially during exam,no light

when i want to watch a tv program. no light.
men is theworst

The Boko Haram insurgents seem to have regrouped and are fighting to regain towns they lost to the militaryrecently.A member of the youth vigilante group, Luqman Indi told our correspondent in Maiduguri that two towns, Marte and Mafa, were attacked by the insurgents between Thursday and Friday.He said that over 2,000 Boko Haram insurgents who were armed with sophisticated weapons on Thursday laid siege to Marte.Marte, is a border town between Nigeria and Cameroon in the northern part of Borno State. It is located in the western coast of the Lake Chad, and this will be the third time the insurgents are taking over Marte, first in 2012 but were chased out by Nigerian troops shortly after the declaration of State of Emergency in 2013.They also launched a major attack onthe town in 2014 when they captured it until they were pushed back before the last elections.Indi said some members of the local vigilante group in Kirenowa, the major town in Marte, reported to them in Maiduguri that the insurgents invaded the town from various locations and succeeded in dislodging Nigerian troops stationed in the area.He said scores of people were killed in the attack and some structures destroyed.He said: "We were told the insurgents wreaked havoc in Kirenowa and environs this time around, it was unfortunate that this came when the residents that fled the area were beginning to go back."He said: "We were told the fighting continued till early Friday when the soldiers retreated. The town has fallen and insurgents are fully in charge, they are more than 2000 in number."The fall of Marte, a military source said, was not true, insisting that there was still ongoing battle between the troops and the insurgents.He said: "It is true the military and the insurgents were drawn in battle at Marte, but I can tell you that the operation is ongoing, we would not allow any part of this country to be held hostage by any hoodlums."On the attack on Mafa, Indi said the insurgents came in large number at about 6pm but met a stiff battle from the military.He added that when they were not making any headway they retreated.
boko haram never get discouraged they are still strong and deadly.
source:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/boko-haram-attacks-two-borno-towns/207735/

hahaha thats charlie for u they respect no religion,tribe or country.

hmmmmmmm this kind pic fit put man for big wahala, i dey look with one eye

Do you think president jonathan and president_elect buhari can take this type of picture again?

there have never been and will never be disadvantage of being a man or woman,if you say there is, then you are just being ingrateful to god. be happy with who you are thats how god wants to see you,
and pls admin stop approving this type of thread it useless.

celebrity of the year, i like your style

ladies what would you do,should your ex send your sex pics to your family as chrismas gift?

that is governance for u, mean while we cross our hands waiting for baba to enter office first,we have good expectation for you that whatever it takes you will not fail us.

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] roughly cooked beans [/size]

dirty mind

what d u see at first glance

is this necessary? pls allow baba to discharge his duty to nigerians all that is rubbish

searching4lovee:
[size=28pt]Buhari should marginalize the south east for voting PDP THEY MUST SUFFER IT FOR PUTTING THERE EGGS IN ONE BASKET. NONSENSE [/size]

that cannot happen cos he is nigerian president regardless of who u vote, and a true leader treat everybody equally including his enemies

ramdris:
Confiscation of all properties and at least 50 years imprisonment. That way, they can never enjoy their loot.

isnt it a bit harsh, how about the former punishment only