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it will continue to get worse, why? because we are copying the western world lifestyle.But i use to ask myself this question: if i didnt show my culture, exhibit and reserve its values who is going to do it for me?, in fact who will know that it exist? this a big question for you and I, i mean the youth.

missdebs:
and how does this help the abobaku's dilenma

And who is that? by the way that your shiny lips

Good call:but take note there will be no appointment for you in this admistration.Loser

i prefer closed, cos thats when the pleasure is deep and more enjoyable

PMB is this true? i know there is good and convincing explanation for this because you are known to be man of due process

The first pic above, buhari be like woow! whats this woman giving me? let me just collect it before this moment become the most broadcasted in nigerian history,surpassing 'my oga at the top' and 'there is god ooo'

just saying

change is here

zadok60:
abeg who be isis

you need to visit i raq far north to get your answer.

guys lets do this, why is everyone just viewing and passing? you need to participate.Start with mentioning the ingredients and tell us how u use each of them in the cooking process and of course how u serve it will earn you a few more likes or mentions. So come on guys who is going to be our first contestant?

The contest has been open for more than 12hrs now, are there no cooks,bachelors and ladies than can cook in nairaland? i know even a married man can cook indomie, lets see who cook it the best.

Hello guys this a thread that i opened for us to describe how best we can cook a particular food and nairalanders will read, the one with the most likes or mentions wins.

without wasting much of your time lets start with our first meal of the day and i think its the most common and simples one:

Describe the way you cook INDOMIES.

if you think this is a good i dea, i cannot do it alone i need two more people to help me moderate the thread.lets have fun

I know that a good haircut make guys to look more handsome but i dont know from the girls side,how do u feel about our haircut?

when you turn and suddenly hit the boob of a stranger.

that moment when you sneez and it suddenly come out with fart.

Saying goodbye to someone then realizing they’re going the same way as you.


Walking on a crowded sidewalk and inadvertently swinging your hand into someone’s crotch.

Telling someone a hilarious story and realizing that they were the one who told it to you.

Thinking there’s one more step to walk down and tripping over the unexpectedly flat ground.

when you walk up to your friends, and they all stop talking.

u can aurs

I was with my friend when he was called and told that his dad has died, but he didnt cry, i even asked him but he didnt answer me he just smiled. i had it in my mind that he is not normal.

what d u think?

To the guys: alot of times you will see us looking at a girl through the car window,it could be because the girl dress slutty or that she just looks pretty, whatever the reason is we should stop it. If you see a girl you like while driving just park, although it depends on who you are with inside the car,your wife,sibling,or mum, but if you cant park dont look.

To the girls: pls we beg u to stop following or standing by the road side when you know that you are pretty or you dress slutty.

comment appropriately no insult pls

Is it true there is love at first sight? ofcourse there are girls that i see for the first time and happen to like and admire them but in my own opinion love develops over a period of time that you spent with your partner.

Alot of people are afraid of leadership i dont know why

In a situation where you need to make a choice between your spouse and your children who would you put first?

misscastle:
Sooo untrue.. I'm unanimously accepted to be brainy

hmmmm we can testify that u are beautifull but the......

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”This is called “Being Professional” Focusonly on what you are trained to do!When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to callthe police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”
This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that$100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank managertook $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”

This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!So who are the real robbers here?

most of the beautiful ones are dull not brilliant in academic activities.

most of the brilliant ones are ugly

parrotibaba:
To answer your question, No!


and don't try it at home or anywhere else na die u dey

i didny say wretling, and what about those learning taekwando?

I am not good i fighting,in fact i cant remember the last time i fight with someone. The one i can still remember is when i was in JSS3.

so when i see those films where the actor is made to fight say five or more people, i use to wonder and ask question, like is it possible to fight more than one person in real life?

olamigbemi:
Ermmm I dunno who to pick o well since am new here its really no biggie

hi young sweet lady, that your smile fit put man for big wahala oo

Princecalm:
when the OP never attended an average boarding school, this happens

i attended boarding school but our bathroom then was separated by walls just like normal bathroom no one can see you.

Juxtified:
lol. common thing in my school days

how old were u then?

i have never seen such bathroom in reality but i use to see them in films. And i dont think if i ever find myself in a place where they use it i can bath.

what about you?

Be sincere in your response. you dont have to tell us the names of the accounts, but just how many.

what are they afraid of? is it that the female child are more sympathetic to their parent than the male child?

i will save the friendship, cos the girl may at any point in time disappoint me,so even if i am already dating her i will just allow them to continue with the relationship.

i ill go for ladyF

This is a research to find out about how people use their phones,how much money they use to buy data,the time they use to spend online and how did that affect their life. So the following are the set of questions you are expected to answer:

1. how old are you.

2. how much money do you spend on data in a month, and what percentage did that money constitute out of your monthly earning?

3. what categories of websites do you visits?

4. Are you comfortable with the spending of money and time that you do online? or you wish to change.

pls endeavour to participate.