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misscastle:
Sooo untrue.. I'm unanimously accepted to be brainy

hmmmm we can testify that u are beautifull but the......

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”This is called “Being Professional” Focusonly on what you are trained to do!When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to callthe police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”
This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.

The next day, the TV news reported that$100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank managertook $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”

This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.

This is called “Seizing the opportunity.”
Daring to take risks!So who are the real robbers here?

most of the beautiful ones are dull not brilliant in academic activities.

most of the brilliant ones are ugly

parrotibaba:
To answer your question, No!


and don't try it at home or anywhere else na die u dey

i didny say wretling, and what about those learning taekwando?

I am not good i fighting,in fact i cant remember the last time i fight with someone. The one i can still remember is when i was in JSS3.

so when i see those films where the actor is made to fight say five or more people, i use to wonder and ask question, like is it possible to fight more than one person in real life?

olamigbemi:
Ermmm I dunno who to pick o well since am new here its really no biggie

hi young sweet lady, that your smile fit put man for big wahala oo

Princecalm:
when the OP never attended an average boarding school, this happens

i attended boarding school but our bathroom then was separated by walls just like normal bathroom no one can see you.

Juxtified:
lol. common thing in my school days

how old were u then?

i have never seen such bathroom in reality but i use to see them in films. And i dont think if i ever find myself in a place where they use it i can bath.

what about you?

Be sincere in your response. you dont have to tell us the names of the accounts, but just how many.

what are they afraid of? is it that the female child are more sympathetic to their parent than the male child?

i will save the friendship, cos the girl may at any point in time disappoint me,so even if i am already dating her i will just allow them to continue with the relationship.

i ill go for ladyF

This is a research to find out about how people use their phones,how much money they use to buy data,the time they use to spend online and how did that affect their life. So the following are the set of questions you are expected to answer:

1. how old are you.

2. how much money do you spend on data in a month, and what percentage did that money constitute out of your monthly earning?

3. what categories of websites do you visits?

4. Are you comfortable with the spending of money and time that you do online? or you wish to change.

pls endeavour to participate.

How many times do you refresh nairaland aday?

i do it alot that i cant count

some unintentionally become players

Ese00:
How does this spell Smartness? This caption can make somebody's i.q drop o

i was thinkin i would see the complete list of 20 things mentioned after your first paragraph.Then i might believed u

powerfulsettingz:
I simply ask them why ain't they rich yet

how is being rich has anything to do with knowing everything?

jaymejate:
Singing. When happy, we sing and also sing when things get bad

not bad

lets start it this way. List 20 things that people do when they are happy and still do them when they are agry.

let me give you a clue, laughter, people laugh to show happiness and at the same time laugh as a sign of wickedness.

so who will give it a try?

Among your friends there are those that have answer to everthing that is said to them during a conversation,or arguement,even if they dont know about the topic of discussion,or they know they are wrong.

so how do you handle them do you tell them they are lying and embarrass them or you just keep quite?

if you happen to be the first son in your family and your parent are like rat and cat, they argue alot,they dont seem to agree on anything together.

should one ignore them since they know what they are doing,they are not kids, or should one try to settle them, especially if one of them does nt take you serious at all?

ladyF:
Lol na to buy new one na. How would u even take such risk. Person wet get mind tif fone fit kidnap

what about your contact,pics,messages and important documents?

if your phone was stolen,you dropped it and when you call the number someone tell u that if you need your phone you have to pay double the price of the phone, would u pay?

looking for passport when you don't have one and detaching one from your previous documents/files in order to use it. be precise haven't you done this in the past?

stupidity:
Ruuubbish. How e take concern u @ op? All those celebrity wey dey park the latest expensive cars full dem garage, are you saying dey shoulda included one tortoise car? Or peugeot 504.
It is choice. Flaunt it.

did just mention celebrities? dont follow their life style ooo,especially nigerian type,they do everything to impres people.

i see it as unreasonable and just a show up to hold more than two phones especially two expensive phones like, samsung S6 and iphone 7. it would have been normal and understandable if it were a big and small phone as africans, what do you think.

if you have interest of becoming a politician you have to act and be like one.the following are the ways which could lead you to your dream.

BE EDUCATED AND CURRENT: this is the first step in your journey, you need to be well educated in any of your choosen field,because you will meet with alot of people out there that would want to know the level of your intellect as a politician. know what is happening right now in your locality,country and the world at large,you also need to know the history of your country in terms of economy and politics.

ENGAGE IN COMMUNITY SERVICES/BE A PHILANTHROPIST: you must not be excessively rich to become a successful politician,but you need money so is either you have it or you have someone that can sponsor you financially, politicians never do something for free they put their effort and resources where they expect something in return,so give out your money wisely. Show that you care about peoples life,the way they live try to look into areas of important that they have overlooked,tell them you can do it and prove it.

START FROM YOUR LOCALITY AND HAVE A MENTOR: Are you still in school, contest for one of your student union leadership. Are u a graduate,employed or not, start it as a counsilor,chairman or even become the member of your area council of elders. Always start from the people that already know you. Have a mentor,a successful politician get involve in his campaign activities, that will give you alot of insight into how politics is being played.

Try and prticipate in politics dont always be an unknown critic do your criticism where it will be heared and noted.

Gurgle:
The same way Africans pronounce "sheet" as.. you know

It used to surprise me a little but im used to it now

OP im thinking, let me get back to you

Anyway as long as the pronunciation is in tune with the rest of her accent, don't see why he needs to correct her

Its clear which one she means

what if she say it infront of people,in public that has always been his fear,what the reaction of such people would be