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another sign of cluelessness and incompetency, you cannot just say sorry to the bad thing you have done and expect people to forgive you, if want us to forgive you tell us.
where is our $20b.
who are the sponsors of boko haram.
declare your assets and if there is any public fund you have stolen bring it back and expose your associates.
tell us where chibok girls are.

then we may consider your apology.

akhis:
This is a powerful Photoshop. If you look at the surroundings, the people standing by aren't looking at the accident. They were focused on another main event happening that made them gathered. Again, you can only have a very clear picture of a motion like this without any blur with a very powerful camera with high aperture. And again, the point of focus of the camera could only be the bike and not the whole screen been focused. And mind you, such cameras are not those cameras on phones and not camera you can see in a place like that except its a movie shot for fast moving objects

cooluc:
Buh Wats rilly happening in dat pic? Is it an accident dats abt to happen or a bike race

it is a picture, not photoshop or video clip, the guy was just lucky to have captured the scene. And it was during the celebration of buhari's victory, no one was expecting the accident,that is why you see the attention of people standing by the road side is not on the accident scene.

Macmilla:
Sorry boss. Comment edited.

good

Macmilla:
My father can't be a fool if he has a smart son like me. But I'm afraid I can't say the same for you and your father.

am impress with this mature response

agarawu23:
nothing is romantic here

are you sure u read the first point?( may be u are single thats why)

Macmilla:
Dumbest fool ever liveth.

A rally or something was going on and people were taking pictures, and accident happened and the guy coincidentally captured it.
For the person who said it was several pictures pieced together, did you look at the picture at all? Did you look at the two guys on the bike? Is that photoshoped too?

This is pure coincidence, not a big deal.
The only big deal here is his camera.

i would have rated your reply 50% if not for your first sentence.

Helkayklassic:
None..The man who makes money is a powerful man.

i like this, plus title

agarawu23:
I don't think you should post this here

why?

i cant

1.that moment when your wifee is lying on your chest,you are playing with her hair and discussingg sweet things.(only married couple will understand).

2.that moment when you,your siblings and parent are sitting in parlour,having family conversation and laughing(only those that grow up with their parent will understand).

3.that moment when you are r......zing.(only adult will understand).

4.that moment when you write test and you score the highest mark in your class.(only brilliant student will understand).

5.that moment when your teacher/lecturer ask question in your class nd you are the only one that get up and tell the correct answer.(same as no.4 above).

6.that moment after rain and you come out of your home,the cool breath,normal weather and everything looks green and natural.(only those who do this will understand).

7.that moment when you graduate from university/polytechnic.(only those without spill over and carry over will understand).

8.that moment when get to the top of the highest building in your town,such that you can see almost everywhere.(only this who live in a storey building will understand).

iamrealdeji:
but some would tell you to stay committed,op,does destiny exist?

yes there is destiny, but you can reshape it so that it comes in a better way.or if its hardship, you can also ease it. its all on you, do you want to relax and accept your destiny as it comes, or you ready to reshape it?

iamrealdeji:
but some would tell you to stay committed,op,does destiny exist?

yes there is destiny, but you can reshape it so that it comes in a better way.or if its hardship, you can also ease it.

codedmax:
99.99
amazing stuff
the remaining 0.001 is for the flying spider man

yeah and i think the guy should be employed bt TVC,ALJAZEERA OR BBC

sunnyshayne:
E don tay wey kwankwaso stubborn. See the guy like samanja.

true talk

phyllosilicate:
Lamido cap don tey am o

and his look hasnt changed

Two guys, a yoruba and hausa went to steal in a house, when they reach infront of the house, they start to argue on who to enter and steal first. You know yoruba with fear, he insisted that hausa must enter first and he agreed. He entered and successfuly steal what he want,while coming out of the house,the residents of the house hear a sound,they asked, who is there? he made a cat sound, and they concluded that its a cat. he came out without being caught.
the yoruba guy entered and steal what he wanted too,while coming out of the house, the resident hear that sound again and asked who is there?. the yoruba guy said:AM A CAT ALSO.

on the scale of 0 to100,how do u rate the guy that take this picture

when they were nobody

kennynelcon:
Hahahahaha
Op u have something in common with etcetera

hmmmmmm how

Idrismusty97:
Yes. The sun didn't rise today, yesterday and every bleeping day. You will know what i meant if you study simple geography. And have you ever heard of polar night? Besides life isn't about working hard all the times, sometimes all you need is just to work smart!

"I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it." - Bill Gates

am not saying that you work hard all the time. have u read this part of my article?(if you have been trying for long but no breakthrough, step back,look around, there are always loopholes, find them and use them to your favor.)

here are some other lessons we can learn from mosquitos,
DETAILED EXPLANATION:
1. Never Give Up
What a cliché. Never give up. It is one of those life tips that we find in almost everylife guide. Far from being useless, it is surely a must. Mosquitoes get this idea pretty well. They can simply pass all night trying to get into our ear, or trying to suck all of our blood. Ifa pea-sized creature can give its maximum effort, why can’t we? We should at least be able to put up with a mosquito. We can alwaysgo farther, and when it comes to our dreams and passions, never giving up is the key to achieving these.Never forget that refusing to give up is a way of seeing life. It is about learning that, even though life is supposed to flow, part of this beautiful experience is building the momentum and goingfor it!.
2. Don’t Underestimate
We tend to underestimate things for their appearance. Size, for example, is one of those misleading qualities. We might think that because something or someone is small, it is powerless and inferior, like an ant or a mosquito. Did you know that an ant can hold more than 100 times its own weight? Or that mosquitoes are the deadliest animals on the planet?Underestimating someone’s abilities because of their appearance is just insanely misleading and counter productive.Like the example of the ant and the mosquito, we find countless instances of underestimation in life, such as underestimating the ability of your mom to help you with your love problems. If we want toflow in life, we should acknowledge people for their inner qualities and not for their exterior appearance or the first impressionthey give. Just as Toba Beta said: “Don’t belittle anyone who you don’t recognize. Don’t be fooled by anybody who underrates you”.
3. Accept Ultimately,
there will be times when we can´t beat the mosquitoes. Sometimes they are just too fast and somehow too powerful. It is a fight between the mosquito and our will for sleeping.It is then we have to learn to accept, which is one of the only ways to really win over mosquitoes, or to manage life’s casualties without painful attachments.
Accepting is one of Buddha´s life lessons, which certainly give us the key for flowing in life and managing life’s craziness. It is easier to flow with the water current than to resist it. Acceptingis learning tolet go, to be with the experience and don’t fight it. Sometimes in life we find something we call Reverse effort. As Alan Watts once wrote: “When you try to stay on the surface of the water, you sink; but when you try to sink you float. Whosoever would save his soul shall lose it”.
4. Don’t Fear Taking Risks
Mosquitoes take this too far, yet they teach us that taking a risk is worth it. For them, taking a risk is ultimately necessary, for it is one of their ways to get their food. Mosquitoes take the risk of fighting with an animal which is enormously much bigger than them. They don’t even try too hard to go all in, they just do it, and even try to get into our brains! How courageous is that?Risk-taking is one of those much-feared things. It is totally natural, for breaking out of our comfort zoneis hard and takes boldness. Yet risk-taking is certainly the best way to learn, experience, and do the undone. We humans are instinctively adventurous and committed, just like any other being. This is what has led us to thrive, evolve, and advance. Let’s go with our intuition and instinct and use our abilities to fulfill our dreams and passions. Just as Albert Einstein said: “A ship is always safe at the shore—but that is NOT what it is built for”.
5. Share
We are part of this universe, this world, this reality. This is something we have forgotten. We are part of it, rather than,owners of it,which is what we usually think. Even though we might thinkthat the former is not true, our actions say the contrary. The way we abuse the natural world, other beings, and even our own species, proves that we want to conquer rather than share and live asa whole. Mosquitoes teach us that sharing is necessary for living, for space and resources are a need of all. Mosquitoes have equal right to live and be here. They been here longer than us, for about170 million years already! If we learn to share not only space and resources, but love, kindness, help, food, time, and attention, our social life skills will get a boost.Everyone loves to share with a gentle, sharing, and respectful person. And not only that, the well-being and satisfaction you feel from living interconnected with all beings and sharing with others is priceless and nameless. Just as Snoop Dogg said: “It ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none”.
6. Be Humble
Yes, we are advanced; yes, we have a lot of money; yes, we have big houses, cars, buildings, and guns. Yes, we have complex minds,prodigy pianists, violinists… Yes, amosquito drives us insane. Yes, wecan´t control the weather. Yes, weare powerless in front of an angry volcano, a furious tornado, a violent tsunami.
We are not the most powerful, nor invincible, nor infinite. We are mortal just as any other being. We are in a continuous process of evolution and thriving. Life is beautiful. We are here tocoexist rather than to oppress or repress. Mosquitoes teach us this simply and easily by demonstrating to us that in a room, in the forest, or anywhere, we are almost powerless in front of them, and if we have insect repellent, we are powerful for a couple of hours justto return to our normal, ordinary, human state.Life is much more enjoyable when we live together and share together.
There is no need to show superiority over others. If weever have the idea that we are superior and invincible, certainly life will take the task of showing us the contrary. Just as Thomas Henry Huxley said: “Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every preconceived notion, follow humbly wherever and to whatever abysses nature leads, or you shall learn nothing. I have only begun tolearn content and peace of mind since I have resolved at all risks to do this. ”Good things come when we are open to live! Go out and live life! Listen to the mosquitoes and their wise bzzzzzzz!
source: http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/6-life-lessons-mosquito-can-teach-you.html

Iamoilprince:
Nice one op! #dusting my cv...i MUST get that oil n gas job before 2nd quarter of the year!!!

yes my man go get it, am happy knowing that my article inspired you

Syphax:
Wonderful piece,I'm sure it won't make frontpage.


OP,please kindly include a Lion and other members of the Cat Family there because they spend time stalking the would be prey.

thank you for the observation

jummygo:
About to start cooking.

can i join u after the food is done?

this is what is in front of ne now:
tea and bread.
fura.
tuwo(double fire).

share yours:

the following are some signs of nature that tell you never to give up on your dream. what you need are,realistic target,consult expert in the field,good steps,don't think you cannot make it,because you are not from rich family.success is there to be claim by those who work for it, you are not too small and start now. and it doesnt have to be money that you are pursueing.this is applicable the achievement of anything.
MOSQUITOR:
mosquitor never give up,if they try to suck your blood,and you did not allow it they can wait patiently till you fall asleep.they also think that there is no amount of sacrifice that is too much to make in order to get what they want,they take alot of risk,sometime they dont go away,is either you kill it or they suck your blood.
this small but smart creature dont want us to be happy at night,they do all they can to make sure you did not sleep comfortably, if they did not bit you,they will disturb you with their buzzzzzzzzzz sound. And all that is in the process of getting what they want.
WATER:
Water is an amazing disruptor, materializing from thin air, it can torrent and push aside mountains, or it can patiently work at opening up tiny cracks in solid stone, freezing and expanding, thawing and flowing.
Water will always find its way, it will find the unseen cracks, and find ways through obstacles and even tear them down, as a tiny leak can bring down a mighty dam.
SUN:
have you ever heard of a day that sun didnt rise. sun is always there to produce,not only light but also,alot of things that we know and the ones that we dont. And it will continue to rise till end of time.

so:
work hard:
take risk:
when you are knocked down get up again and take the challenge,with a different strategy:
if you have been trying for long but no breakthrough, step back,look around, there are always loopholes, find them and use them to your favor.
you can add your:

$1b is okay for me

if given the power to change one thing,including the impossible, what are you going to change about past or the future?
i will change the future and make nigeria to be the most admired country in the world.

folamog:
Yeah right! Cos you have gone and come back, or you know someone who has?

i know you will either be a muslim or christian and its written in the bible and qur'an that there will be resurrection and judgement day.so you better be prepared.

MzNelly:
I suck my lollipop till it's completely gone.

A friend told me I was practicing for the future, whatever that means.

hahahaha
pls how old are you?

i just think that crunching sweet is a lack of patience. it is very hard to find someone that can suck sweet until it is completely gone.
do you suck or crunch sweet?

folamog:
This is the dumbest one today. Op you'd be dead nah, so how you go fit miss anything?

dont u know that there is lonely life after death and eventually resurrection?