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Career / Re: CFA Candidates In The House by bechex(m): 5:51pm On Apr 28, 2011 |
Lol Tolu, Just printed my Ticket also, Wish u all the best. |
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by bechex(m): 3:09pm On Apr 18, 2011 |
Quote from: bechex on April 14, 2011, 09:22 AM Hello, I have verified the VIN. Please assist with a the VIN Check. The correct VIN is JHLRD78822C074653 Thank You Report Summary Class: CUV - Entry Level Engine: 2.4L I4 MPI Country of Assembly: Japan Vehicle Age: 9 year(s) Calculated Owners: 2 VIN: JHLRD78822C074653 Year : 2002 Make : Honda Model: CR-V EX Style/Body: SUV 4D Event Date Event Location Odometer Reading Data Source Event Detail 07/22/2002 RAYMONDVILLE, NY Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL 08/26/2002 NY 4 Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Lien Reported) 01/06/2004 RAYMONDVILLE, NY Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL 04/17/2004 POTSDAM, NY 29,242 Dealer Record VEHICLE IN DEALER INVENTORY 07/28/2004 CANTON, NY Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL 09/02/2004 CANTON, NY 29,329 Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE 01/30/2005 CANTON, NY Accident Source MINOR ACCIDENT OR VEHICLE DAMAGE REPORTED 08/02/2005 NY 46,073 State Agency PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION PASSED SAFETY INSPECTION 06/07/2006 CANTON, NY Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL 08/02/2006 NY 60,766 State Agency PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION PASSED SAFETY INSPECTION 06/11/2008 CANTON, NY Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL 06/24/2009 ST. LAWRENCE COUNTY, NY State Agency COLLISION WITH ANOTHER VEHICLE (Case #:33112625) 06/15/2010 CANTON, NY Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL 11/29/2010 NY 130,119 Auto Auction REPORTED AT AUTO AUCTION AS DEALER VEHICLE 11/30/2010 NY 130,119 Auto Auction REPORTED AT AUTO AUCTION 01/18/2011 NEW YORK, NY Independent Source VEHICLE EXPORTED TO BENIN Thanks a lot for the report above, kindly asist with professional advice on the reported collision with other vehicle above, is there any way the facts of the stated case (#:33112625) can be obtained |
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by bechex(m): 9:22am On Apr 14, 2011 |
bechex: Hello, I have verified the VIN. Please assist with a the VIN Check. The correct VIN is JHLRD78822C074653 Thank You |
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by bechex(m): 10:24am On Apr 13, 2011 |
BizBooks: Thank you very much, I will check and get back to you. |
Autos / Re: Free Vin Checks And Reports by bechex(m): 3:07pm On Apr 12, 2011 |
Hello all, Kindly assist with this VIN check. JHLRD78822CD074653 Thanks |
Career / Re: CFA Candidates In The House by bechex(m): 11:37pm On Apr 09, 2011 |
Hello Guys, Guess the 8week countdown starts tomorrow, there's little time left with plenty stuff to review, I wish us all d best. One advice for those of us writing in Ghana, u may want to buy ur ticket in advance to avoid paying higher fares as the month of June approaches. The difference in fares between buying now and buying in May could sometimes be as high as 100%. |
Politics / Re: Petrol Scarcity Hits Lagos And Abuja by bechex(m): 2:58pm On Mar 20, 2011 |
mr.official: Yea its been resolved, if there is still any que anywhere it should be due to ignorance of the resolution and panic buying |
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Union Demands 'immediate' Halt To Libya Attacks by bechex(m): 2:47pm On Mar 20, 2011 |
Well, I believe everyone has his own opinion on what is happening in Libya, but some facts need to be ironed out, 1. The Libyan People held peacefull protest againt their President 2. Ghadaffi initiated attacks on his people, killing a lot of them using Millitary means including airstrikes against peacefull protesters. 3. The People started an armed revolt against him and he threatened to punish them. He said he will 'have no mercy' The question we should ask ourseleves is that what would we do if we were in the shoes of the UN. After pleading with someone to implement a ceasefire, and he promises to ceasefire but ample evidence shows that he is still shelling his people.With the imminent slaughter of innocent people, what do you expect the UN to do, what would u do if you were in the shoes of the UN. The issue of Bosnia, Zimbabwe or Rwanda should not be an issue here. if you can convince yourself that you would sit and do nothing in this case then u can criticize the UN. I rest my case |
Politics / Re: Describe The Term "job Security" In Your Own Words by bechex(m): 10:36am On Mar 20, 2011 |
9ijaMan: Well said, I am laughing at all other responses, Goodluck no go kill person oh. |
Politics / Re: Presidential Debate on NN24 by bechex(m): 10:24am On Mar 20, 2011 |
Yea, Vote BB for change come April, We cant continue with this 'backward improvement' lol |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man Utd Vs Bolton [1 - 0] On Saturday 19th March 2011 by bechex(m): 5:53pm On Mar 19, 2011 |
yea at last, |
Education / How Can I Get A Form For The 'national Common Entrance Examination by bechex(m): 6:50pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
Hello all can someone help with information on how to obtain National common entrance examination form in Lagos. Thanks |
Education / How Can I Get A Form For The 'national Common Entrance Examination by bechex(m): 6:50pm On Mar 17, 2011 |
Hello all can someone help with information on how to obtain common entrance examination form in Lagos. Thanks |
Jokes Etc / Re: Baba & Bode: In ' Bode Tibi Nko ' by bechex(m): 8:02am On Mar 17, 2011 |
yinkalink:Thanks, but i actually got it from a friend. iyatrustee: Yea i quite agree with you, |
Jokes Etc / Re: Baba & Bode: In ' Bode Tibi Nko ' by bechex(m): 7:58am On Mar 17, 2011 |
@ BABE, why cant u read, you can ignore the Yoruba aspect of the joke, u will still get a good grasp of the whole stuff. Its quite lengthy but I believe it will be worth your while. |
Romance / Re: Long Lost Love/ The One That Got Away by bechex(m): 8:09pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
Lovely stories , |
Music/Radio / Re: R.I.P Nate Dogg by bechex(m): 7:03pm On Mar 16, 2011 |
Oh Nate Dogg, rest in Peace i love that song ' Music and me' not sure thats the title though |
Jokes Etc / Baba & Bode: In ' Bode Tibi Nko ' by bechex(m): 10:44am On Mar 15, 2011 |
Bode, tibi nko? Laff abegiii!!! Especially the latter part of this Joke (In the compound of a sprawling mansion in Lagos . Riotous singing and drumming by aso ebi-clad supporters) A ti nreti re, ka'abo se dada lo de A ti nreti re, ka'abo se dada lo de Winner o o o winner Winner o o o winner Lagos Boy you don win o winner Patapata you go win forever Winner Odale se se se oju ti won o eh O ma se oju t'elegan o L'oju a mo koko bi kile o d'amo O ma se oju t'elegan o "Madam Roli, Madam Roli, can you tell our people outside to reduce the noise? I am trying to have a word with Bode on behalf of the elders' caucus of the PDP. We need to debrief your husband." "Ok, Baba, I will tell them. I hope your people are fine in Otta sir" "O kare iyawo wa. Well done, our dear wife. Ku afoju ba once again. Your husband is looking younger even after the enemies have done their worst." "Em, Baba, Roli is my wife o. Not our wife. I'm still alive abeg. I only went to jail. Anyway, Roli, se awon supporters won yen ti jeun? They've eaten? Good. Tell them to reduce the noise like Baba said. Tell them we are expecting twelve more trailers of cows tomorrow for distribution to each ward. The remaining five trailers of aso ebi should be reserved for the women's delegation coming from Abuja ." "Bode, once again, ka'abo. You are welcome. We thank God. Where are the traitors behind your travails today? Awon da loni? One languished in a hospital in Saudi Arabia before returning home to meet his maker. The rest of that rude and power drunk cabal is history. They did all this to you just to get at me. Awon afore su ni se buruku." "Baba, e ku ile once again. I am so happy to be back with you and I am moved to tears by all the support from our people. Our convoy could hardly move through the crowd of supporters. We even performed better than when Alamsco returned from London to the warm of embrace of his people in Akwa Ibom. God has really honoured us. But where are Gbenga and Ayo? They came to the church and should have followed us home in the convoy." (Baba laughs) "Why? Am I missing something?" "Ah, Bode, see what prison has done to you. God soda Yar'Adua's mouth wherever he is. I thought they allowed you to read newspapers and watch TV in the presidential wing of kirikiri that we arranged for you?" "I still don't understand what I am missing here." "Well, all lizards lie prostrate. How to tell the one with a bellyache?" "Meaning?" "Haba, Bode, you no longer know the meaning of all lizards lie prostrate? A ni gbogbo alangba lo danu de le. Just because you saw Gbenga Daniel and Ayo Fayose in church does not mean that they are still with us." "O ti o. Those are our boys now" "Ah, Bode, things happened while you were away! Iya je mi! You won't believe that Gbenga became so power drunk and arrogant that he started pointing in the direction of Otta with his left hand!" "Haba, Baba, Gbenga cannot do that to you. He cannot do that to us! Mo j'eri e. Gbenga is a river that came into being before our very eyes. How can its currents sweep one away?" "That's what my eyes saw o, Bode, but I still dey kampe sha." "So Gbenga is truly misbehaving? What happened? We were around when that boy was born. Oju wa na se bi. We even watched him grow up. Awa la wo d'agba. How can he turn against you, Baba?" "That is life for you, Bode. Osoba won that election but we did our usual do and gave Gbenga egusi soup but he has now drenched his chest with palm oil. But Gbenga's own is even small o. The arifin I have been receiving from Fayose is worse" "Ehn, Ayo Fayose too?" "Yes o, I don't even know the mouth with which to tell that one's story. That bastard saw me in Okuku and called me a father of bastards." "Eewo! Abomination! Fayose said that to you?" "Look, Bode, today is not the day to talk about all these useless boys that we picked up from the gutter and made governors. We have work to do. We have so much lost territory to reconquer. We lost most of the southwest in your absence. And Fashola has been behaving here in Lagos like the rat that became a landlord in the absence of the cat." "This is all so depressing, Baba. How did we lose Ekiti, Ondo, and Osun? Where was Goodluck Jonathan?" "Jonathan? Bode, please don't mention tails in the presence of frogs. I have been trying hard to use patience in my dealings with that man." "And it's not working? Didn't they say that she controls the man?" "Who is talking about his wife? I mean one needs patience to deal with Goodluck because of his perpetual sme sme. He has been misbehaving on the do-or-die front. He is not delivering at all. For instance, he was supposed to have announced a presidential pardon for you as part of a process of national healing before our convoy arrived here from church. That is what we instructed him to do. We also asked him to upgrade your national honour to GCON. Once your rehabilitation is complete, I am thinking of retiring and handling over the mantle of Founder of Modern Nigeria to you." "That is true o. I am surprised that he hasn't announced my presidential pardon yet. Maybe he wants to announce it when I join him for breakfast in the Villa next week." "He has surrounded himself with too many drunken fishermen sailors who are talking nonsense and making him wobble and fumble through every assignment we give him. Just imagine what he did with our winning formula for the April elections." "What's the formula, Baba?" "As you know, we are going to win the election the usual way and we expect Buhari, Ribadu, and Utomi to go to court as usual after addressing press conferences with my friend, Jimmy Carter. We know what will happen when they get to the Supreme Court because the judgement to be read by Katisna-Alu and supported by Ogebe will be written by some of my boys in Otta. In fact, we already have anticipatory drafts and Katsina-Alu will be in Otta to practice judgement delivery next week. Our only problem is the Court of Appeal where Justice Ayo Salami has refused to play ball so far. We asked Goodluck to take care of that problem." "That's a small problem now." "That's what we thought. Jonathan outsourced the assignment to Katsina-Alu and they somehow bungled it. The whole thing exploded in our faces, causing untold embarrassment. Now, the man is still there as President of the Appeal Court and that could cause a lot of problems for us in April." "That's true Baba. That is one problem we need to solve immediately. Why didn't they just use the Esa Oke protocol? Didn't anyone think of that?" "Of course we thought of the Esa Oke protocol. One of my boys even mentioned it to me again recently during Oyinlola's birthday thanksgiving in Okuku but after careful consideration we decided to just leave that option on the table for now." "That's good, Baba but I hope that Anenih, Andy Uba, Ahmadu Ali, Babangida, and all our other people are aware that we may need to put that option to good use after April, " "Yes, our people are fully aware of that. Let's talk serious business jare. Bode, tibi nko? "Tibi?" "Yes, Bode, what about tibi? Where is tibi?" "Baba, I don't understand the tibi that you are talking about o." "Bode, you just love to joke with serious matters. Abeg, talk better jare. The day is far spent. A o r'ojo mu so l'okun. I still need to get to Otta today." "Baba, I'm serious o. I don't understand the tibi that you are talking about. Unbind me. E tu mi nle." "Bode, are you serious?" "Baba, I'm not joking o." "Bode, you are starting to annoy me. Must I speak with the full complement of my mouth?" "Baba, I honestly don't understand what you are talking about." "I am talking about the eighty billion naira." "Eighty billion?" "Bode, you are misbehaving o. Did the judge who sent you to prison ask you to refund kobo? Look at what happened to Tafa Balogun, Lucky Igbinedion, and Cecilia Ibru who all went through the injustice of having to refund a small part of their jibiti to the Nigerian state. You think your head is different from theirs? When did monkeys start boasting of a better destiny than gorillas?" "Baba, " "Don't baba me at all Bode. Did Balogun, Igbinedion, and Ibru offend God? No. But they were asked to refund various sums of money. Who do you think worked the miracle that allowed you to keep all of your own tibi and to return to it and all the interest accumulated after thirty months in prison?" "Baba, " "I am still talking, Bode. Who do you think worked that miracle for you? Enoch Adeboye? David Oyedepo? Chris Oyakhilome? No, my friend. Some of us pulled a lot of strings during your trial. The judge didn't wake up and allowed you to keep eighty billion naira just like that." "But Baba, " "No need to argue any further, Bode. Here is what you will do. You will do omoluwabi to me with five billion naira; you will do omoluwabi to the Jonathan/Sambo campaign with five billion naira; you will do omoluwabi to the PDP national secretariat with five billion naira; you will earmark another five billion naira for omoluwabi to other deserving stakeholders, elder statesmen, and chieftains of the PDP. That still leaves you sixty billion naira and interest accrued. Go and sin no more with that one." "Haba, Baba, you won't even let me rest before, " "Bode, Bode, Bode, how many times have I called you? Farida Waziri has been a very good girl since Ribadu was booted out of the EFCC. She has been a very useful girl. If you now need outsiders to explain omoluwabi to you, I can get Jonathan to activate Waziri." "Baba, all I am trying to say is that the money is, " "O-r-d-e-r-l-y!!!!!!" "Sah!!!!!!" "Tell the driver to get ready. We are leaving for Otta right now." |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures Of The Damage Caused By The Japanese Tsunami by bechex(m): 8:47am On Mar 15, 2011 |
My Prayers are with the people of Japan, |
Food / Re: The Best Buka You Ever Ate In? by bechex(m): 8:42pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Yakoyo at Ilupeju, Lovely White house Sabo Yaba Hmm Yummy Inastrate Poly Junction Ibadan. The Best. I had a couple of friends who drove from Lagos to Ibadan to eat Inastrate Amala, its dat crazy, Lol |
Romance / Re: Who Recovers Faster After A Breakup Men Or Women? by bechex(m): 7:43pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
I agree with quite a lot of us here that he or she who invests the most emotion and finances into a relationship will take longer to recover. I also agree that sometimes, a rebound relationship helps one to get over a break-up in an easier way but the other party in d rebound get it rough , I am talking from a recent experience. |
Celebrities / Re: Jeta Amata Flees Nigeria For His Life by bechex(m): 7:18pm On Mar 14, 2011 |
Lovely cast, should be a nice movie. I will def be at the Cinema's when it comes out. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Re:nnpc 2010 Experience Hire by bechex(m): 12:32pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
@ ben68, confirm dat ur documents are in d right format, PDF or microsoft word, and also confirm dat the are not heavier than specified on d website. Once u have access to d website and ur documents are in line with their specifications, u should not have any problem uploading them. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking News: Massive Quake Unleashes Tsunami On Japan by bechex(m): 12:12pm On Mar 13, 2011 |
Its a really Sad situation out there |
Business / Re: 2011 Forbes Rating: Aliko Dangote Ups Wealth To 14 Billion Dollars by bechex(m): 3:04pm On Mar 10, 2011 |
I am inspired by his achievements, |
Politics / Re: Wikileaks: Sss Coordinates Payment Of Ransom To Kidnappers by bechex(m): 8:05pm On Mar 09, 2011 |
I did not need wikileaks to know this, its so simple if they were not paying then the industry would not have boomed, Shikena |
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