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Crime / Re: Police Arraign Lecturer For Raping 18 Year Old Admission Seeker (pics) by beckyjj(f): 9:24am On Aug 07, 2015
MaleoPearls:
Heeeii, oya swear!
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new
ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs
instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw.
Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am
sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt
knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is
actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***
you are funny, its make me to remember my child hood. Tanks for making me lagh dis morning

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Religion / Re: Who Says God Can Not Change Your Story (photo) by beckyjj(f): 2:23pm On Jul 23, 2015
That is why he is called the All surficient GOD
Religion / Re: South African Preacher Who Fed His Congregation Snakes Arrested – Reports by beckyjj(f): 7:40pm On Jul 19, 2015
End time pastor, people should becareful of the kind of church they go to.
Travel / Re: BVN: Central Bank Sets Up Centre In South Africa by beckyjj(f): 7:33pm On Jul 19, 2015
Is a wellcome development
Celebrities / Re: PHOTO: Omawumi Welcomes Baby Boy by beckyjj(f): 11:04am On Jul 18, 2015
Congratulations my dear,and thank GOD for these great blessing.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Grassroot Politician,tony Nwulu Pays Hospital Bills Of 200 Patients (pics) by beckyjj(f): 4:10pm On Jul 16, 2015
GOD bless him, his pocket will never run dry in JESUS name (Amen)

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Crime / Re: Soldier Strips Female Workers Unclad & Tie Them To A Tree For Stealing (Photos) by beckyjj(f): 2:31pm On Jul 16, 2015
GOD will surely judge that evil man and his wife for treating a woman like her that way. I pity thos girls
Politics / Re: SHOCKING PHOTOS: Trailer Crushes Car In Ogun State This Morning by beckyjj(f): 10:08am On Jul 16, 2015
Lord pls help your children on the road
Politics / Re: Pictured : When Amaechi Realise Only Northerners Are Getting Appointments by beckyjj(f): 9:47pm On Jul 15, 2015
Funny
Entertainment / Re: Top Ten Most Popular Nigerian Dance Styles And The Originator. by beckyjj(f): 9:34pm On Jul 15, 2015
I love kukere dance :so much
Entertainment / Re: Top Ten Most Popular Nigerian Dance Styles And The Originator. by beckyjj(f): 9:33pm On Jul 15, 2015
I love kukere so dance :

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