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Where is Uduaghan? This guy no get respect abi?

frankben1: evening to y'all

Can someone just ban this guy already?
Why are you making yourself a nuisance? Your kids would be really disappointed

fabiano09: ya gudnyt,sleep tyt

Hey, whats up? How was your night?

CoCoLav: I use either the green or the white one but I peel off the skin after boiling. Tastes better that way.

I also do not remove the seeds, I pound it for a long time so the seeds become mashed.

Thanks.

fabiano09: awww its alryt if u wana go to bed,i knw am kipin u up late,ndo o. uv nt bin in a good mood sinc saturday? dts lyk last week shebi u knw,pretty long tym to stay unhapi,u dnt wana ruin dt fine face wit wrinkles,wateva d problem is,it wont last,i assure u,jst dnt let it weigh u down,if u wana talk abt it,am very open,if its private to share,just hold on,sunshine's coming yr way!

fabiano09: awww its alryt if u wana go to bed,i knw am kipin u up late,ndo o. uv nt bin in a good mood sinc saturday? dts lyk last week shebi u knw,pretty long tym to stay unhapi,u dnt wana ruin dt fine face wit wrinkles,wateva d problem is,it wont last,i assure u,jst dnt let it weigh u down,if u wana talk abt it,am very open,if its private to share,just hold on,sunshine's coming yr way!

that got me smiling, I'll be fine though cos I'm a happy person by default, lol.
So goodnight and make sure you grab some sleep. Thanks for the company.
Oh and btw, the thread is officially dead *wink*.

fabiano09: learn hw to ride? am too old for dt,an ibo proverb says "dem no dey learn left hand for old age",for kipin fit i do spot joggin evryday. I wud gladly teach u hw to play. i'v always being a nitecrawler lol,i luv stayn up late,wen evry1 is asleep n am alone wit my thoughts,sometyms i watch a movie,or read,or write,or just surf d net. so y do u stay up late too?

i dont stay up late, you are making me stay up coupled with the fact that I haven't been in a good mood since Saturday.
Anyway, I'm going to try and get some sleep, i took a nap in d afternoon so its gonna be a bit hard but then i need to sleep.

fabiano09: jeez dis feels uncanny,we hv almost same hobbies,xcept riding bicylcles,even as a child i hated it,but i've bin playin lawn tennis since i was a child,my dad plays alot so i picked it,we used to play in sports complex bk den,me n books na match made in heaven,n i luv true stories,memoirs etc. You sound very intelligent,its hard to hv an intelligent convo nowadays,but in u i'v seen sumtin great,cnt help but feel duuumb chatn wit u lol

give me a break jor, you are a lot of things and dumb is definitely not one of them, so will u teach me how to play?
Btw, you should really learn how to ride, its really fun and then it keeps you fit.
Btw, why do u stay up late like this? Its almost midnight.

This MrCock never disappoints, chai! Very funny human being, seems you've caught another victim.
Mr. lover, can you cook egg? No 'ooffense'

Double post.

Unibenstudent: Do u need god to tell u thats not the op

as in eh, i no understand o, people will believe anything.
Btw, why some guys who bear the name 'john' dey misbehave sef? I said some o, not all.

fabiano09: ok i get,at least u dey try. wat r ur hobbies apart from nairalanDING lol

i like lawn tennis though i never learnt to play, so i play it on my phone but i can play table tennis a little.
I like books (not fiction) ranging from crime, law, romance etc, i love nature, riding bicycles (its fun) and i like to dream big...lol

@OP, please I'm saying this with all sentiments removed.
The thing is she knows you have a right to be angry no matter what her reasons are, hence her reaction but trust me, she knows she Bleep.ed up.
She isnt cheating, that you should know but all the same you need to ask her to explain and leave a stern warning afterwards.
Like i said i'm not being bias because I'm female. Dont listen to these guys saying bad stuff.

blakky97: For real, I'll take you out, to marcopolo in lekki to eat chinese rice and fish. (But only only one plate oh! And bottle water)
I'll take you to shop rite where we can look at things ( but not touch),
We'll go and see the title of a movie showing in cinema, then go to market to buy the dvd or download it.
I'll pay toll gate fee when we are going, but not when returning (na ur turn be that)
But as time goes on, when I become a perfect spender, aahhhh! I'll tell you my atm pin, teach you my signature, and even save all my money in your account.
Please baby, just have one date with me. Plssssss
On a serious note- I checked ur profile pic. I like you. Can we chat on bbm? (In a polite way)

chisos! LMAO, dont let me die from laughing so hard! Are u a comedian? Your own tight hand no get part two o, aka. Aka gum.
Well, i dunno about that, and btw I'm not in lagos and that's why this hook-up stuff is somehow.

For me, my first question is 'how old are you'?
Not all of them o, I'm just hearing this for the 1st time.
Yes and what kind of girls do even approach? According to urhoboman there.

MrCork: ..bro...u didn't escape by mistake from somewhere by any chance...did u?

why are you wicked?
@OP...maybe next time u see anybody staring, you can call the person and ask why? Cos i dont see how nlders should know.

blakky97: Please I'm very bush and shy but I need a fine girl to ask me out. I recently learned how to spend money but I'm not perfect yet.

this dude is funny o, how does one learn how to spend money?
You dey Find story abi?
But is this meeting for real abi na e-hookup??

fabiano09: lyk sinc morning? me i dnt joke wit food atall,my stomach is my best friend lol,bin watchn a match sinc tho,its halftime. U join d anti-football gals?

not since morning, i eat twice daily.
I'm not anti-football per se, I'm a manU fan but my days of watching are over, i only watch when i happen to be there at that particular point in time.

fabiano09: funi kwa,dnt knw abt dt,u look fit tho,hope u rememb'd to eat sleepy sleepy

dont feel like eating but i will anyway, what about you?

fabiano09: i no dey o if dey cum. i wish i had dt luxury today of sleepn all day,but bedsore go catch u o,tell me u meant dt literarily,i cnt imagine any1 being in bed all day,abeg jump up from dt bed quick quick!,or i'l cum n drag u maself

lol! I meant it but dont worry, I'm fit and there's no bedsore. You're funny.

fabiano09: dead ke,its still on fp!! we get luck say one oversabi neva notice us insult us haha. my day was hectic,its monday na,had alotta stuff to run,all d same tho twas alryyt,hw was urs?

they should bring it on, mine was boring, its the usual anyway, i was lying down all day and still am.
Dont have anything else to do.

fabiano09: dead ke,its still on fp!! we get luck say one oversabi neva notice us insult us haha. my day was hectic,its monday na,had alotta stuff to run,all d same tho twas alryyt,hw was urs?

that's good, mine was boring, its the usual anyway, i was lying down all day and still am.
Dont have anything else to do.

fabiano09: ok if u say so...i lyk hw we'v hijacked dis topic lol

I thought the thread was dead already, so how was your day?

fabiano09: Jeez am so soriii,didnt mean to,neva knew twas a touchy subject for u. i just ruined dis 9ice convo. hope u'l accept my apology,cant imagine hw it feels.

Lol! No need for that. I'm 100% fine, trust me.

fabiano09: shebi u want to kill a green goat,na titled man u wan beat,if i catshhh u. i tot u guys hv resumed alredy,y did you xtend ur hols,ar u a daddy's gal

I just wanted to, i'm tired of always being the 1st to resume.
I'm not a daddy's girl, it's reserved for those who have daddies.

fabiano09: stil on ur bed by dis tym? ur papa na king? tank God for d icewaterbucket challenge,i dey cum shock u

lemme o, let me have all the rest i can get cos as soon as i go back to Benin now, no rest again.
I dey beat person sha so dont misbehave.

teflonwhizz: shut up bastard gal

i dont exchange words with stark idiots. So I'll pass.
P.S. You can scroll upwards and look at sensible people posting sensible things.

fabiano09: ehen nw yr talkn,my nyt was splendid,n urs? so u dnt stay in benin,y am i nw looking for ur trouble sef,i tot u were my sista. wel hws delta dis morning? u don take sapele water dis mornin so?

my night was fine. Delta state? I dont know right now cos I'm still on my bed.
Lol @ sapele water, that one na suffer head drink jor.

fabiano09: ehm no u dnt hv d right,so u no fit even greet me goodmornin n ask hw was my nyt,na so una dey do for ekosodin?

eya! I didnt know u were awake, not after the vigil you had. My bad, goodmorning sir, how was your night? Its delta state actually.

fabiano09: for my mind am nt cute o,dnt even knw wat dt means,i live a bohemian lifestyle,so i dnt acknowledge it,but wait o,y are u smiling wildly on ur dp,abi na grinning sef,u win lottery recently? abi persin propose to you?

cmon give me a break, btw, i can smile anyhow i want abi i no get right?

fabiano09: wetin do my face? is it too ugly,abeg blame my papa n mama. trouble madam,u've won dis one. congratz

Hmmm...now that u mentioned it, I just had to look. for your mind, you are cute .

fabiano09: Awww,nice 1 doll,i'l giv u dis,u smart smalllll..

See ur face, anyway you might want to check your time again, it's one hour late. Thank me later

fabiano09: lol,u be case i swear. its pass 10,wonda y ur still awake,kids worldwide r dozing

I guess that makes the two of us.