Wow! Nice write up, i'm impressed, especially 1,2&6.

SeverusSnape:
Though I've never done it before, But I know this as a fact, The female condom is not fun to use, The male latex condom is better, More preferable and gives more excitement.

Imagine a guy inserting a condom and a woman doing the same, That sex will be so boring.

You're not advised to use the two at the same time, when the woman is using one then the man should not and the other way round.
But why should the female condom be more expensive than the male condom when it's obviously less effective?

yemicoal:
lol... Easy dear

Lol!

One way or the other, you'll still find them doing one or the other but suicide? No, that's the height, you mean of all the problems in this life(naija life), a girl will take her life because of a man?
That's really funny

basisop:
I screamed when I saw the kiss picture. I again wondered why I screamed. The man was handsome but now has an ugly mouth.

I almost had a stroke
Chei!

Viewers: 500,000 members and 100,00 guests.
Hhmmm, they're just bluffing anyway aand trust me, I counted.

Unibenstudent:
of course,since on Wednesday..so u r entering straight to ekosodin abi nah.

Yes na, Abi you wan way-lay me?

Unibenstudent:
have u resume

Not yet, I was suppose to go back today but i'll do so tomorrow morning.
I know say you don resume since.

mayorall:



Hi beckyomas . Mayor source T1 12000mah full capacity power bank will charge your phone at least 4 times from 0 to 100%.

Contact Dr in Benin city : 07061136949

Thank you.

SoPappyjay:
Wats the latest on the Delta state bursary?? I been put my hope on am ooo

the year is just beginning, so we have to wait. Did you apply last year?

M4gunners:
Emm Aunty we used to buy ice blocks from NNPC housing estate back then in Portharcout not with NEPA!

me when use nepa wetin u say make i talk? Abi everybody for Nigeria dey stay near housing estate?
For the records, we aren't even discussing ice block here.

You won't blame the children of 'now-adays', where is the light to freeze the thing? Abi no be light go power the freezer?

I want to know if you have a dealer in Benin already and if not, how much will be the total cost to get one from you?
Thanks.
Modified: battery capacity 2100mAH, how many times will it charge my phone?[quote author=mayorall post=30025988]much more available

starlingbawa:
Someone should come here and say if I possess all of the above mentioned qualities. I know I do but that'll sound like me blowing my trumpet.

@: you know yourself. Oya, come and talk ooo

lol! Of course you possess all of those qualities.
Btw, the guy after you said number one is wrong, what do you think?
I think the list is not comprehensive, maybe there should be more.

MhizVee:
huh,u ve gotten to that stage wia ur hrt can't b broken

I don't know if there's a stage, it's what I know. Just play ur cards right, don't wear your heart on your sleeves, okay?
Its pure psychology because at the end of the day, you don't feel physical pain. You can only be heart broken when you allow yourself to be heartbroken, trust me.

MhizVee:
ar u hard hearted?

I just know it can never be broken.

obongtunji:
Your friend is still a small boy, please let him grow up first before he can have a lady as his friend.

You would be surprised to know how many so called 'big boys' reason like that, so fvcking annoying, the girl is something else though but the guy eh!

A lesson well learnt, he who has ears...
Anyway, that's for soft-hearted people.

Mehn! This is some fvcked up sh!t. She should take heart. They say it's for better or worse, right?

lilmax:
crab

Yup!

adanduka:


She didn't say they should cut the crab. She told only him to cut it.
I was going to ask you if she bought a crab

Oya op should come and answer. They should cut it together o.

Then you both should cut the 'crab' na. You need a cutlas for that or chain saw?

Please does 'regulate' means 'reduction'?
I'm confused now,this one some nairalanders are saying it's just election stunt?

Happy birthday oga! Sorry it's coming late .

starlingbawa:


Sweetheart, I'm done with 'Coke Zero' too! You can trust me on this one

much changes this year, hmmm. Ok sweety.

starlingbawa:
Now this is thought provoking and scary at the same time!

@ OP: thanks a million for this wonderful piece of information. Thank Goodness I made the decision never to touch the Coca-Cola brand anymore...

babe! Not even coke zero? Hmmm..you know what I'm talking about.

And those ones who are always threatening to delete their contacts 'contact check' .
I'm not in any category sha.

Wow! I actually answered 1 to 5(the best I could imagine) and It really got me thinking.
Well, I was enjoying it until I got to the interpretations. Some added up but others didnt.
Twas nice anyway
I agree to some extent with the poster above me.

Happy anniversary @ cococandy.

babyosisi:



Randele Kama shanda!!!
Father in heaven,why won't you give me this problem ?
lord take out a few pounds from my thighs,my butt,my aka ndi Christian mother and belly,distribute it evenly plus beautifully to bless this young girl .

Hahaha. Amen.
But wait, no christian mother or belly o.

ped007:
slowly behind yours. . .

Means you know book small. Lol