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kingsamosy:
Merry Christmas op. no mind buhari and his goons of looters. 2020 another loot recovering will kick off and zombies will be wowed on how much was looted by their saint.

Merry Christmas brother!!

But may your prayer not be answered.. Buhari must rule till 2023..So zombies can enjoy their emptiness in full..

I am tired of Buhari... I will just sit and watch those with hope like mansions/mountian before Buhari became President cry this one out till 2023..




Some of them in OSUN be like now....

THE ALTERNATIVE
with Reno Omokri

In a week, the Nigerian Bureau of Statistics released unprecedented unemployment (13.9%) , inflation (18.49%) and poverty figures; Nigeria was treated to both a wedding and a birthday of unprecedented proportions.

A man who had to borrow money to buy his presidential nomination form is now so well off that he could throw a lavish wedding for his daughter and a regal birthday party for himself while his citizens who could afford to throw lavish weddings for their children and grand birthday parties for themselves can no longer do so.

It seems Buhari traded places with Nigerians. Buhari could not afford many things until he became our President. Nigerians could afford many things until Buhari became our President! What a reversal of fortunes! And all this is playing out against the backdrop of the unprecedented corruption allegations coming from the very heart of the Buhari administration.
Even in Abacha’s kleptocracy, nobody in government was so brazen as to allegedly award a contract to clear grass (or invasive plant species if you want to mystify the contract) to the tune of N272,524,356.02! This life! Audu Ogbeh wants to import grass from Brazil with billions of naira.

Meanwhile, the Secretary to the Government of the Federation allegedly cleared grass from Nigeria with millions! One man’s grass is another man’s grace!

Now you have a president who stole (or was it plagiarised?) another President’s speech to launch a #ChangeBeginsWithMe initiative that was allegedly stolen by his minister of information from one Akin Fadeyi, asking his Attorney General of the Federation who was accused by a Federal High Court Judge, Justice Adeniyi Ademola of professional misconduct, to probe his Secretary to the Government of the Federation using an Economic and Financial Crimes Commission whose Chairman has been accused of corruption by the Department of State Security whose head was appointed by the same President who nominated the accused Chairman. If by now your head is spinning, I will not blame you! The web of lies, deceit, corruption and cover-ups will bamboozle even the great Houdini! But the shocking thing is that those who shouted crucify Sambo Dasuki, Femi Fani Kayode and Reuben Abati are suddenly chanting ‘innocent until proven guilty’ for Magu and Babachir!
How convenient! Suddenly, a government that does not respect court orders and judges now wants to follow due process before it does the needful, yet the same President sub judicially convicts accused persons from the Jonathan administration in his public comments at home and abroad.

And it is not that someone allegedly stole. It is that they allegedly stole from Internally Displaced Persons. A person that can do that can do anything, and I mean anything. President Jonathan was the one who set up the Presidential Initiative for the North-East, otherwise known as PINE. He was the one that set up the Victims Support Fund which raised N58.79 billion for IDPs, yet this very same Buhari appointed Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Babachir Lawal, and others in this administration publicly go about accusing ex-President Jonathan of not loving the North-East.

Now President Buhari’s government that has not given any kind of financial assistance to the Borno State government (as stated by the Borno State governor in his testimony to the Senate ad hoc Committee on the Humanitarian Crisis in the North-East when they visited Maidugurj) is alleging stealing from the PINE that Jonathan created. Yet they say it is Buhari that loves the North-East. May double standard not destroy Nigeria. And when we thought we had seen enough drama from Magu and Babachir, Buhari’s educationally-challenged minister of sports unleashed his own personal telenovela on an already politically shell-shocked nation. Not content with murdering the Nigerian sports industry, Solomon Dalung proceeded to murder the English language stating inter alia in his testimony before theHouse of Representatives Committee on Sports that the funds ‘spended were properly spended’. I am telling you that you cannot make up the things that happen in the Buhari administration.

As Fela once sang of this very same Buhari’s military administration, ‘na craze world be that’. Solomon Dalung is a summary of the Muhammadu Buhari administration.
Professing to have a degree yet unable to act in a manner consistent with someone who earned the degree he claims to have received. I mean this man allegedly read law and even went beyond that to lecture at the Law Department of the University of Jos. If their lecturer is a man who appropriately ‘spended’ Nigeria’s money, what are we to expect from his students? President Buhari’s cabinet and Fuji House of Commotion certainly have more than a few things in common. It is no surprise that Nigeria is so broke and suffering from recession under this educationally-challenged government.

How can a nation earn money when we have a government that refuses to learn? It is not a coincidence that KNOWLEDGE and IGNORANCE both have nine letters each and RICH and POOR both have four letters each. We are poor not because the price of oil has fallen. No. We are poor because the intelligence of our leaders has fallen! The rule for earning money is simple. First LEARN, and after learning, simply remove the letter L and you will start to EARN. The Buhari administration is against learning. It prefers to BLAME and after you BLAME, simply remove the letter B and you become LAME.

Last week the National Economic Council held at Aso Rock Presidential Villa and the communiqué from the meeting centred not around solutions to the multifarious challenges Nigeria is confronting but on a one liner – ‘Buhari Is not to be blamed for economic woes!’ In the history of statecraft the world over, it is doubtful if there has ever existed an administration so fixated on the word blame as the Buhari government.

And Nigerians have lost all hope in this regime and invested all their hope in the Mavrodi Mondial Movement. Even when MMM suspended subscribers accounts for a month, Nigerians still continued to believe in the pyramid scheme. They refuse to believe that Mavrodi has made off with their money. Even in churches and mosques, it is hard to see the same level of faith that Nigerians have for the resurrection of MMM come January 2017. The funniest thing is that Nigerians had this same level of faith in Buhari when he was sworn in on May 29, 2015, but after seeing the value of the Naira crash from N220 when President Buhari took over to N485 to the dollar as I write this, after seeing the price of rice increase from N8,000 under Goodluck to N24,000 under this administration, after seeing an increase in killings by herdsmen all over Nigeria to the extent that in November 2015, the Global Terrorism Index listed them as the fourth deadliest terrorist group in the world (according to the Global Terrorism Index, herdsmen which killed 80 Nigerians in 2013 had killed thousands annually since Buhari became President), they have enough sense to know that President Buhari’s credibility died on March 24, 1999 and his name was Tunde Idiagbon. And back to the naira.

What is the true value of naira? Is it Budget N305/$ Interbank N315/$ BDC N389/$ Parallel Market N450/$ or Black Market N485/$ How can one question have five answers? Only in Buhari’s Nigeria. I am sure if you ask the Buhari administration to explain this anomaly, the response you will get back is that the value of the naira to the dollar has been adequately ‘explaineded.’

God save Nigeria!

Observation; all the women in that group picture non of them looked hungry..

Who can take care of their mothers/wives more than an Igbos man?

Yes rice and chicken is good and thank you very much for remembering them, they really need nothing more in this chain era orchestrated single handedly by the most dull retard of the century with his gang of grass cutting and well 'spended spenders' criminals...

Please, lets think of ways out of perpetual poverty for Nigerian woman so she could always afford her own rice and chicken during festive periods, and most especially during election times...

DaBullIT:
lol


I know this is not true ,

Soldiers have shifts too , and they have exorbitantly overpaid vacations


this is copy and paste and it is not true

Oh and nice job bloggers , una do well

Each time I see you comments on this board, I began to imagine what your brain is built of..

Your reasoning is so awkward and you are one of the worst when it comes to situation analysis...

Ben Murray Bruce, Ekweremadu, Dino Melaye, Saraki and Shehu Sani are like the only senators in the green chambers..

Others are LEGISLOOTERS...

Nigerians are too unreasonably emotional..

The man is old, weak and injured but not dead..

We can't because of some lousy sentiments ask the policeman not to do his job if the old man was suspected of committing an offence..

The crowd refused to help the dying old man in a means to blame the policeman..

That picture you arrogantly displayed there is a very big embarrassment to the world of research, innovation and invention. ..

Nigeria will start producing pencils by 2020

Nigeria can't even produce a proper budget

Nigeria can't even yarn on its own

Nigeria is a hell hole

Lathering in Sudan is better than Nigeria..

bayelsaowei:
and the monies to be ceased is it the UKs money

Isn't it ibori/ nigerias money

Abeg the uk wants money joor ..let them cut to the chase with all these rubbish proceedings...

Of course they want money, who doesn't want money
..
Do you know what the prosecutors would gain if they succeeds in confiscating such amount?

This to them is a landmark achievement and to them might even be a life time recognizing achievement..

The funds they are after is already comfortably lodged in one or multiples of Ibori's/relatives understandably PND(pay no debt) accounts(common term: frozen accounts) .

And these guy will leave no stone untouched till they grab a chunck of it..

Even the Dubai that repatriated him will get a share..

nextprince:
Thanks for ur explanation but u could have done that without being insultive.
Thanks though.

Forgive a brother, I guess it's becoming NL 'addicveness'

castrokins:
You Could Still Have Made This Point Without Insulting People. I Read Where Someone Said He's Looking At It As Layman. Did Anyone Of Them Feign Expert?

Forgive me, sometimes NL pass as a fertile ground for incautious vents..

Edited...layman's understandIng of the common term, 'proceeds of crime'..

Now let me hint you: he was convicted based on funds he transferred to UK...what the prosecutors are praying is that the court should also cease some of those funds..

It does not mean someone is expected to pay the proceeds of crime before he could be released..

The proceeds of crime is already on ground, the UK govt just want legal backing to finally make it officially their's..

Segobe!!

The SATAN OF SOKOTO, the foolish criminal thinks he was speaking to his illiterate followers..

Let him prepare, the story is still fresh..

Criminals that have ruined this country.. shameless man with 100bags of rice in his store room yet hundreds of homeless hungry kids roam around his palace in the name of Almajuri..

Suprnov3r:
2017 will be a funny one to watch

Trump vs China

Russia vs Isis

EU vs UK

Buhari + Zombies vs Nigerians

Ipob + shiite + EU vs fulani + buhari + saudi arabia

Zambia vs Zambia (Outgoing President)

MMM + me vs Naysayers + banks + cbn + me

Muslim terrorists vs West

Shite vs Sunni

Merckel vs Far right

Democrats vs Trump

Reccession + Militants vs Nigeria economy

Boko haram(jihad) vs boko haram(buhari)

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Me vs Any girl that wants to waste my time

The girl + recession vs you with us like....

tsdarkside:
guy..dont insult me...i dont have time for you too..

Please, don't poke anything around me..

That poo under ur bald can't withstand the pressure..

Rad1cal:
Yes, there is something fishy about the video. The video was made by the Liepods who impersonated the soldiers in an Arid region to implicate your god Buhari.

Nnamdi Kanu must die in prison for intentionally starving our soldiers in the battle theatre.

This is what your brain is saying to you now.

It's almost shameful to attribute the word 'brain' to that dude.. The guy has non!!..

He only harbours beans and Ogi under his itchy scalp..

Abandon the scalawag and move unto important things..

I wish someone could play this trick on Bubu..


Headline: Nigeria's dullard has been relieved of his dullness..

I will give you unclad to compare..

When innocent IDP are dying of hunger under brainless Buhari.. Who gives a damn about those in the prison..

Soon they would clear all the grass around the prison with N1b...

Waste of government...

The super vengeful silly old gworo crunching clueless 'general' the lover of little children's 'puńe'..

Who knows how many of those girls he wants to teach lessons after rejection his proposal to destroy their youth in za oza room..


This is another Reno's power punch with hope for a better Nigeria without a monstrous Buhari..

On Friday the 9th of December 2016, a bewildered nation woke up to read the news that the Nigerian government did not expect its own team, the Super Falcons, to win the African Women’s Cup of Nations.

Said the Minister of Youth and Sports, Solomon Dalung, “don’t forget that nobody even knew the team will emerge victorious. If we were confident they will emerge victorious, all the federation would have done is to plan for the process of participation and entitlement.”

Nigerians have already come to expect such pedestrian speech from a minister who once said our footballers were too hungry to go for the World Cup, but we never expected the beret wearing minister to go so low to prove to us that he is bereft of ideas. We already knew that!

Going into the AWCON, the Super Falcons were the defending champions and even beyond that they had won seven of the last AWCONs consecutively.
Now it beats my imagination that the minister would say that he and his ministry did not expect a team that had already won the seven previous editions to win the eighth!

That would be like saying you did not expect your eight-month pregnant wife to deliver even though she had lived with you for seven unbroken months of pregnancy prior to the eighth month.

I began pondering about the statement from the Minister of Youth and Sports and I cannot believe that a member of the Executive Council of the Federation can operate from such a low mentality.

The more I thought of his words, the more I believed that the minister was not speaking literally. I am beginning to suspect he was speaking in parables.

In my opinion, Dalung’s speech is a classic case of what is called projection in psychology. The federal government is projecting itself onto the Falcons. The Buhari administration never expected to win in 2015 and so they never prepared to govern. That is why it took the President eight months after his victory to pick ministers like Solomon Dalung.

Even more annoying is the threat to ban the girls for life for complaining about their unpaid allowances. Thank God that the public backlash to this information caused the Nigerian Football Federation to quickly deny such madness!

And do you know the funny thing? Around the period Mr. Dalung was making his callous statement, President Paul Biya of Cameroon was hosting the Indomitable Lionesses, Cameroon’s team to the AWCON, whom the Super Falcons beat, to emerge victorious. President Paul Biya’s office released photos of him taking selfies with the girls and celebrating them.

The Indomitable Lionesses were celebrated, wined and dined and paid all their dues, while the Super Falcons were denigrated, used and dumped and owed all their dues!

And an even funnier thing is that a Nigerian state governor allegedly admitted on tape that he paid killer herdsmen not to kill his own citizens again yet the Nigerian state has no money to pay the victorious Super Falcons! Obviously, the Falcons are in the wrong business!

Some of them may now cast their mind back to the President’s statement that his wife belongs to his ‘other rooms’. Maybe he is punishing the Super Falcons for having the audacity not to be confined to the ‘other rooms’!

Again, let me remind the All Progressives Congress-led federal government that propaganda can get you to power, but only proper agenda can make you a success while in power!

Beyond the sloganeering and mouthing of the word ‘change’, what is the agenda of this government? What is their policy?

What has happened to the Super Falcons is merely one in a series of behaviours that betray the fact that a government which spent its electioneering period painting its predecessor as clueless is itself beyond clueless.

A government that says it wants to attract foreign investment and yet dilly-dallies on its economic policy. In a dizzying roller coaster ride of unpredictability, the government first pegged, then floated then acted as if it did not float the currency. Next it began arresting Bureau de Change operators, then it bans what it had unbanned and unbanned what it had banned and all the while foreign investors are watching Nigeria with amazement!

If anybody is telling the President that foreign investors are going to come to Nigeria under this present system of policy uncertainty, that person is his worst enemy.

The fact that the President is using the very same policies that failed him so woefully in 1984 in 2016 is proof positive that some people grow old but they do not grow up!

Look at former President Olusegun Obasanjo, a former military dictator like President Buhari, who also found his way back to power as a civilian leader.
The same Obasanjo who as a military president nationalised British Petroleum in 1979, is the same President Obasanjo who privatised it and sold it off as African Petroleum to Femi Otedola in his second coming.

Why did President Obasanjo make a 360 degree turn from nationalisation to privatisation? Because, as an intellectual, he knows that times change and people must change with the times. President Buhari badly needs a tutorial on this principle!

Rather than focus his attention on the challenges he is facing, the President is hell bent on coming up with new and creative ways to blame his predecessors especially former President Jonathan.

Real leaders do not blame. They correct what went wrong and prevent it from reoccurring. Blaming signifies helplessness. As the late Maya Angelou once said ‘if you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.’
President Buhari can take charge or make blame but he cannot do both! The more he blames his predecessors, the more he surrenders his authority to them. Jonathan must be very influential if 18 months after leaving office he is still the talk on the lips of President Buhari.

In America meanwhile, Donald Trump has not even been sworn-in but he has already turned his attention away from Hillary. Eighteen months after President Buhari is still on Jonathan!

If President Muhammadu Buhari and anyone else thinks what Dr. Goodluck Jonathan did by conceding when votes had not yet been fully tallied was not remarkable, they only have to look to The Gambia. There were grounds for the man fondly known as GEJ to contest the result. The margin by which he lost was not much (15 million to 13 million). Yet he loved his country enough to chose to concede! And while I am at this, let me say to Mr. Yahya Jammeh: please take a cue from Dr. Jonathan and spare your nation bloodshed and turmoil. Do not be like those who believe that elections are only fair if they win.

The interesting thing about the Jammeh episode is that President Buhari is, as I write this, in The Gambia to urge Jammeh to accept defeat. Does President Buhari himself know how to accept defeat? Three times he was defeated and three times he refused to concede. What will he tell Jammeh when Jammeh reminds him of his history? What moral authority does he have to preach to Jammeh? Even if he says 2003 and 2007 were rigged, what about 2011 which was one of our most transparent elections? Did he concede? By going to The Gambia, President Buhari only strengthens Yahya Jammeh’s argument.

As I conclude, let me remind Nigerians of the Law of Attraction. A leader attracts subordinates who are like him. Look at the people that President Obasanjo attracted around him, look at the people President Jonathan attracted and now look at those around President Buhari.

Do you feel confident that Nigerian sports will thrive under Solomon Dalung? Let me ask you an honest question, if you had a poultry, would you hire Solomon Dalung as your poultry manager? Yet this is the best hand that President Muhammadu could find to run our Youth and Sports Ministry after eight months of searching! Alas!
I could say the same thing about finance, agriculture, science and technology, heck all of them. But the truth is that the buck stops at the table of the President!...

Omokri is the founder of the Mind of Christ Christian Centre in California

http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/12/16/super-falcons-loser-government/

I have always maintained that it's not all that shouts, 'I'm igbo' that are actually Igbo..

Op go and recheck the meaning of Efulefu..

If actually you are Igbo, then you are certainly an Efulefu and so ur opinion is as good as the opinion of every damned son of all these godforsaken Afonjas..

Try the rope, make sure it properly strand the ceiling hook..

May I understand this please. .

There is nothing like, 'King of Nigeria'...we only have political servants and 'local legal crowned criminals' LLCC...

Pls op I need more light on this slowpoke..

You certainly didn't miss the presidiot ear infection saga..

I am still mourning his return from London...by now we would have been long free from all this stupidity..

Corrinthians:
Why must these people insult everyone who tends to do anything against their doctrine of hate? They display way too mhch ductatorial tendencies for their struggle to appeal to moderates and intellectuals.

Speak grammar from today till eternity.. Your hate won't make a difference..

Go and sleep..

I'm not understanding...

DropShot:
Please check yourself into a rehabilitation centre.

@ topic, Just like their fellow brainwashed counterparts in the Christianity fold, these guys are brainwashed and have surely gone astray. This has no place in Islam. As such, they're on their own.

These are the type their Shehu will ask to kill people and they will.

I hate Islam, but you are correct today..

This happens with every faith.. People are being brainwashed daily in every religion. ..

I support that this bill be passed into law as soon as possible before and that the house should stop deceiving us and themselves. .

Buhari is already a tyrant and the earliest they grant him his tyrannical powers the better, to see if he could scuffle the remaining big wigs feathers to achieve even if it's just one out of his numerous campaign promises..