branhampaul:
In Terms Of Security And Beauty..

Asaba is a fairly beautiful, quite and safe city. There is nothing to be bothered about when going there. Cost of living is the least (I think so) among all SS cities, maybe due to its proximity with Onitsha.

branhampaul:
Is Asaba A Fine Place To Live In? Please.

What factors are you considering here?

You won't believe this hilarious billboard I saw at a place in Asaba today. Which way Nigeria?

I'm sorry but I didn't get the joke in this post but let me just laugh since the queen is laughing.

mimzy:

No way you are a certified boo

You're the Queen, have your say.

mimzy:

Le boo. I see you

I'm not your boo, I'm your scapegoat

nwaanambra1:

ode! na ur type de thank a girl for accepting your facebook request!
and na your type dey wash your girlfriend opante!

As long as it's Mimzy then I got no problems.

DickDastardly:

U don go finish o bros .... your own matter dey united nation table

It's called the scapegoat kind of love.

FengChui:


I bin dey vex for ur signature, but when I see this one, I just believe say u be mad man.
Which one be say e go enter ur CV

Can't stop laughing....

You never see anything. I dey craze for Queen Mimzy though not lustfully. If she go employ Me make I use my tongue dey. clean her shoe, I go like am.

Sexkillz.

Nothing concern me.

STFUareyouG0d:
•••Eavesdropping•••

Ashawo, na your type dey like peep women wey dey baff.

mimzy:
funny
All hail the boss

Jesus. You quoted my post. This will surely enter my CV.

Only in my village compound, we have 17 Ngozis. So what are you talking about? So the man belongs to every Ngozi that sees the back of his car.

Your Royal Highness, Mimzy. Na you I dey follow o.

Airforce1, pls I'm my village's masquerade chief singer. Come and sign me o.

Chai, front-page with my moniker in it. God I've seen enough for this year. Queen Mimzy has brought me another good luck. How can I thank her enough? Just follow her bumper to bumper and you'll see yourself in front page just like me.

GOD BLESS THE QUEEN!
QUEEN MIMZY FOR MISS NAIRALAND 2016!
#TRENDMIMZY

bestestgirl:
bad guy

mimzy:
ha. lolz. i was confused for few seconds ,then i saw her

I didn't get confused, maybe it's because the first place my eyes went to was the nyash.

SmellingAnus:
hahaha not even everyone agrees that Jesus is the Son of God so it's normal if you disagree...

Hmmm

EzePromoe:
You can vote more than one contestant until you get to the finals. But MYSTICGAL should be your first choice. Why? Because she's got an impressive character. She's got a fine mix of Beauty and Brains.

These nine traits of Mysticgal will make you like her as a person:

1. MATURITY: Most of you may not know Mysticgal but from my encounter with her, you can confide in me when I tell you that she's matured and sensible. She knows what she wants in life and she holds on to it like a life support but from my encounter with her, she's not willing to risk her reputation of all things. There was this thread about analyzing the MissNL contestants where she was set aside for character defamation, she of all contestants was rated the lowest. I would have pummeled the OP if not for her calling me to order. #TeamMimzy and #TeamLanicky will agree with me that it is difficult to let that kind of insult slide, but Mysticgal 's maturity comes to the rescue of the OP. She's the kind of person who love kids and still has the passion to get an institute for catering for them.

2. YOUTHFUL: You would want to think that I'm mistaken somewhere placing youthfulness and maturity, two distinct words as one person's attribute. Think no further, love. Now, you'll agree with me that on this forum, we have childish adults as many as matured youngsters. The mystic lady belongs to the latter. As I've talked about her maturity, perhaps you may have thought of a lady who is about to clock thirty. Far from that, sweety. You'll be amazed that she's very young yet a very composed lady. Just like any young person, she has potentials of becoming a worthwhile queen if voted for. You'll agree with me that the queen has to be young and Mysticgal is the perfect match.

3. STYLISH: Few days ago, one of the mystic lady's critics threw a jibe at her that she was someone who's always applying make -up to complement her looks. Then I asked him this simple question, "what's beauty without style?", and he couldn't speak further. People should know how to contrast and fine-tune beauty from fineface (you know what I mean ). Mysticgal is beautiful from the crown of her head to the sole of her feet, which is complemented by her amazing dress sense. Despise the noise currently going on, you'll see beyond what others see. That is the meaning of "mystical"

4. TOLERANT: Now let's get a bit personal. I took my time to ask her to what extent she could go in tolerating jerks, and from the reply she gave, she pretty looks like someone who'll serve her boyfriend's side chick dinner without hard feeling (I don't know if she has one ). Jokes aside, I can attest to this traits because I know that 90% of NL ladies will fail the test I gave her. Despite the insults thrown at her by misogynists, who've taken over the forum, she remains calm and reserved. You'll never see her engage in e-war or gender battles. Her silence is her gold

5. INTELLIGENT: This attribute is not so common amongst many ladies but Mysticgal stands out here. You can check her records and see for yourselves, she has made a lot of contribution to the literature section, then to the Romance, Celebrity and Fashion sections. She's not the type of female Nairalander who wants to achieve e-popularity by any means possible thereby churning useless posts and threads. She's got a high IQ, many chaps from the literature session can attest to this fact. She played a major role in guiding me when I was writing my first story on Nairaland. Hers will definitely be a blockbuster if she finally releases hers. I know that you can't wait to see the stuff she's made of. Just vote her to get to the finals, then you'll be happy you did so.

6. CHARISMATIC: She is naturally likable, and exerts positive influence on her admirers without any word or action, and you wonder why she is called mystical? She is the kind of person that will mutter a wish, and many miles away will hear it, and battle themselves to grant the wish. She is naturally born a leader. Leader? How? I'll tell you. Do you know that she is a course rep in her school and simultaneously presiding a campus fellowship? That's who a queen should be, a leader! She isn't giving up her aspiration into the SUG. A tall dream, you may think but for someone who has foresight, it's a goal to meet.

7. GORGEOUS: Phew....... What haven't I said already? Mysticgal is very beautiful from head to toe, on any hairstyle, cut or plait. She's not just a fineface, amazing skin color, charming smile, elegant in every sense of it. You're welcome to ask for evidence!

8. ASTUTE: She has a good sense of judgement but not judgemental in her approach. Check her out in the literature section where she gives constructive criticism. In the fashion section, she proffers helpful recommendations and advices. It's not a coincidence, that's what she is accustomed to.

9. LEARNED: She is learned. A student of law she is and you'll agree with me that there's hardly a moment you'll come across an unlearned law student. At least if not for anything, they've got that intimidating wide knowledge, and they're the most valued and paid professionals after doctors. My opinion. Mysticgal's knowledge of the world will blow your mind, just vote her to get to the grand finale and watch how she'll tackle the teasers.

Dear Nairalanders, we know that convincing you with this article is hardly enough to sway you from your favourite contestants. But the good news here is that you don't have to do all that for Mysticgal. You can still vote her through to the grand finale alongside your favourite contestants. You'll be grateful you did so.

VOTE MYSTICGAL FOR MISS NAIRALAND 2016!

You don come again with this your crazy epistle. I twale for that person wey go get time to read am.

SmellingAnus:
Happy birthday Bro... Wishing you many more fruitful years...

I don't agree with that meme.

Happy Birthday, Iykekelvins. Do have a blast.

MUVA:


Oh, nice.. I'm yet to get the notification tho.. Will notify you soon as I do.

Just found out that my Google account was suspended. But I've resent you a message through my Yahoo. Check again.

DiAmOnDrUbY:
mystic or whatever is not my contestant. i'll pm you

No problem.

MUVA:

You've got quite a temper

Drink some water, you'll feel better.

I feel better now, and I've sheathed my sword.
I replied your PM.

DiAmOnDrUbY:
and i just rooted for mimzy. you see... calm down

Yes we want an alliance.. pm??

Wow, that's good. I withdraw my last statement concerning you, and I'm sorry for the jibe taken at your contestant. My PM is there for you.

MUVA:

Bro, this is totally unnecessary.

Did you get my mail?

I'm sorry for that. He/She called me bedbug, hence my reaction.

DiAmOnDrUbY:
tell the e warriors in your midst to tone it down. i like the babe a lot but the way some of your crew are going about it . saw one insulting another contestant yesterday or so,, bedbug or whatever

Oh, But you've just drawn the first blood by insulting me. Later you wonder why I return favour? See, team Mimzy is already far gone to have time for maggots like you but you guys are always playing games by riding on her popularity to get attention for your contestants. That is why we always but them in their places. Why not simply come and appeal if you want an alliance, though there is no need again to enter such agreement with you lots because it's obvious you have sinister plans. But you all can work together for all I care to fight Mimzy but have it in mind that you guys are failures already. Obike, as muva said it, was the first to call our contestant ugly, that's if you need to be reminded.

Mediapace:
Lanicky isn't contesting next year bro,she's already been crowned miss NL 2016 by seun your one and only boss .

But i think Mim.zy will campaign,she told me that ,She is even thinking of supporting Lanicky this year so that Lanicky can support her next year when she want to re-contest.

Dreamer. Lanicky may not even make it to the finals. She is one of the, if not the ugliest on the bloc.

EzePromoe:
From a Mystical point of view, it is very possible for you to keep your favourite contestant afloat the roll while you vote other contestants along. At least, prior to the final stage, you're allowed to vote more than one contestant.

Vote Mysticgal cus she got all it takes to be at least, a finalist in the competition. Talk of someone who's got a fine mix of Beauty, Intelligence, Style and Exuberance.

VOTE MYSTICGAL!

She looks like a vulture. If this, offends you, you should stop riding on Mimzy's fame to advertise your contestant. Please stop derailing our thread.

Be Mimzified!

Yes o. I'm right here. All for my queen Mimzy!

MUVA:


Your point is well noted bro but please tone down a little on the harsh words so it doesn't seem like we're as savage as our detractors.



Does your pm work?

I'll try my best. My PM is active.

yamandegg:


That's your opinion. In my opinion, They are all prettier than mimzy. I remember you used to crush on sweetlemon.

Yes, not just that. I created my moniker in honour of her phantom boyfriend but since she joined Politics, she has been oozing idiocy.

But the main thing is that Mimzy has taken over.

Obike10:


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I think you should direct your speech to your team.

That was for that ugly looking contestant, La something something, whose team is giving her unnecessary hype. She looks like a popular akara seller in my neighborhood. But for your Ivyy, you know she isn't getting to the finals, I can bet it. We're not even sure if she has anything upstairs asides carrying that her heavily pancaked face.