₦airaland Forum

victorioushands:
Please, ensure you have bought a land and a coffin for your burial and also make sure yu have kept enough money for drinks and shayo. Do not put the living into debt and turmoil with your stupidity. Happy suicide.

That i told you I want to die did I tell you that I want to die immediately??

madridguy:
Luck fall on her.
Hope my comment here on NL will one day attract Sai Baba and baba will ask Madam Kemi to credit my first bank account with 30 billion naira

May the lord be your strength while you await for your baba

I'm sure NPF's uniform is really affecting their actions, black never signifies anything good, if we can change those people's uniform to baby pink or purple who knows they might change.





Eye yam just tayad

brainpulse:
Cough..... vanity upon vanity. It will come and go like the likes of 504, 505, passat, 190E etc. Nothing is to die for in this world.

But u want to die for Buhari

pocohantas:
When oyibo man wan marry Nigerian woman. They'll come to our land, wear our dress, respect our culture, dobale for us, buy drinks...do whatever we want.

...but when lefulefu brothers want to marry oyibo granny, they'll be hiding in Ikoyi registry.

That's why our forefathers said that If You No See As You Go Do, You Do As You Go See.. Thanks

lilmax:
worn out oyinbo.. that's the best she can do? crap

You that is "Worn In" are you married??

Something is telling me to stand in front of a soldier and call him a soldier ant

I'm only interested in what will happen to that "Henkel Rosé and Andre Rosé

biacan:
So what if you lost yours at 28......what about me wey never loss waiting I go come do

See this auntie wey don dualized her road tey-tey dey talk sey, #wondashalnevaend

McBrooklyn:
You probably taught me well, Boss...

McBrooklyn:
Badt guy, you too like "cunt"... Your keyboard dey recognize am sef...

badBOI! cunt too dey tOtOri u 4 body

McBrooklyn:
LOL... You know say man shall not live by bread alone na...

hahahahahahahaha! Funny dude, just CUNTinew

McBrooklyn:
LOL... Na your own legacy me just dey follow ooo, Oga mi Sir...

u no serious I swear

McBrooklyn:

u haf craze kpata-kpata I swear....lols

Mcowubaba:
Are we talking about Sar..kii here?

Abeg oh, I no call anybody name oh

sarrki:
High chief wailer

Been a while

Oba of Zombies e don tey oh, why u no come dey login with your main account again nah?

Ovamboland:
Which recovered loot? The one you are happy Patience Jonathan is still sitting on or the one Diezani and her boyfriends spent on international oloshos?

So I am the buhari that told Nigerians that he and his goons has recovered trillions or abii billions of naira??




Mpi a gi okpo na-anya kitaa eeeeh

sirBLUNT:
a dog in another country is even employed in my country a 40yrs old man is jobless

And that man will log in on NL and be shouting "Sai Baba upandan

What happened to the recovered loot?

What happened to the meaning money gotten subsidy removal?

What happened to the TSAs?




Sarrki your Lord don use your future and that of your unborn kids play Lotto

This man is just an old thief who has no atom of shame on his face or any conscience

APC and Buhari came only to loot Nigeria dry, Kill Nigerians and Destroy Nigeria dazzol..




Tonda faya somebody

dingbang:
we brought it upon ourselves.

Mehn! It's really sad and very very unfortunate

Lordave:
Sahara Reporters

Saha wetin? Just grease Sowore's palm and watch him dance to your tune

dingbang:
Lovely... They should increase the salaries of their staff!! Its not monkeys that achieved this feat but humans.

The oga's at the top won't do that all, what they are good is sitting in their well air conditioned offices and fart as they like




Working as an out-source staff in a bank these days is nothing but a modern day slavery

andreweb:
Which big Nigerian Blog Or website is unbiased that will post the complete truth about a particular issue without anyform of centiments? am asking because i have a ground breaking revealation to make about Nigerian

There's none bro. What we have here are all Brown Envelope Media Houses'/Outlets

Op don't misunderstood the pastor, that thing inside the green bottle is a deliverance oil that grease your inside body and engineer your spirit to ensure proper deliverance without any hitch

Me wey village people dey follow upandan during secondary school, I no even like make our maths teacher enter class because if he does, brothers and sisters on NL, na another round of gallivanting be that oh but las-las I come get am B2 for SSCE . Even me shock self (I asked myself, "Bello! Is it is your WAEC result be this, akant bilivit ) and I believe the result kept my village people bewildered.






Oreofe, may ogbonge knowledge fall on you

AuroraB:
Hate speech
Kikikikikikikikikikikikiiiiii

Please don't draw the attention of burantashi, I no get strength to dance Pythonly nor strength to run for monkey pox Marathon 2017

mofeoluwadassah:
abeg who get visafone charger

I'm at your service

AuroraB:
But why? No chill at all

I sold my chill to Buhari to give it to Nigerians

AuroraB:
AY makeup come resemble 'buusu' .

E be like sey u sell your chill before me sef

Prices range from as high as 150 Million Naira to more modest rates of 15 million Naira.

If to sey I follow corner that $25b kai

Hello everybody!




By 09:25pm, start cooking water wherever you are