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TEACHER:What is a clark



Student:A clark is a type/specie of human being that are prone to talk too much even when he's not making sense..

Infact, I ran out of comment the moment I opened & read this thread..

Dis thread dey smell FP FP, so makai just acquire sit because future fit get reference..


As a mata of fakt, I am keenly & patiently waiting 4d day a lady will walk up 2me wit a ring & ask me, BeeBeeOoh will you marry or marry me BeeBeeOoh. She'll come 2my father's house & pay my groom price, she go be d 1 spending all d spending. And I'll be d 1 sharing invitation cards 2my guys, choose my chief groom's maid, planning on which of my guy who's gonna be on my groomal's train, invites a lot of my guys, showing my dancing skill in d wedding hall dat day & smiling sheepishly because I didn't spend or borrow a dime 4d ceremony.. Kai! Women I hail o, una 2 much..









Just keenly & patiently waiting 4dat day, no even doubt me becos bible talk am..

Good for him. Fat envelop things.

God bless the women..

No b 2day tin nah, e tey wey e start.. Besides, PDP will be so glad 2 welcome all of them back home comes Failbuhari 14th after grand pa must have being sent back 2 kastina state..










GEJ till GMB becomes an obese..

No b 2day tin nah, e tey e start..

He's will be called partial yaradua & Osibanjo will find space and attach goodluck to his name..

Isn't it obvious that this man needs yaba...













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I think a text message of "HAPPY ELECTION DAY, NO MOVEMENT" will do..

I think a "HAPPY ELECTION DAY, NO MOVEMENT" will do..

I never believed dis story but, I'm starting 2 believe it now.. Still remembering "Across The Boarder" ur 1st movie I ever watched..










R.I.P Ejike

Rest In Perfect Peace Muna Obiekwe..

Chai! Oga Amos na so ur heart strong rish














No let God bigin rizin ur mata..

Monkey no fine, monkey no fine but; hin mama likam..














GEJ till GMB becomes an obese..

Ok nah.. But d way atak dey look d army man, u sure sey dat Peace Pact go work.. That tin still dey run inside his veins, don't ask me which "Tin" I mean.. Atak gawd begew..

U don talk finish??..























GEJ till GMB becomes an Obesse..

When did NAN started dictating what should be done Nigeria's Politics??..I thought they should mind what concerns schools & education in general.. Dis pepul sef, ataya..

mumu9gerian:
where were u guys when Obasanjo came back 20yrs after

obasanjo did dat wen democracy in Nigeria is stil lack-tating, even devul knows dat such tin can't hapun again. D general shuld go & rest wit his family, dis is d tym dey need him most..

feeekey:
And what do we call GEJ's brain 'stealing is not kworrrupshion

ain't saying GEJ is a saint either, but dat oga brain don lose it vital components finish..

Orikinla:
I can actually arrange Tinubu's face to used as BBM shocked smiley.

dat means u must a genius. Abeg d face finish jare..

I want to enlighten some folks here::....



Backwardness: is a state where you cast ur precious & lovely vote for ur ancestor to come and rule your young brain..


Act Of Being Stagnant: is defined as a situation a man that ruled your mother probably when she was still in secondary school & that same man have also ruled your father when he was stil single trying to make ends meet or better stil d man that ruled your parents when u've not yet born..


Stupidity/Act Of Being Stupid: is when u allow a grand-father & great grand-father to come a rule an able bodied person like you..


Act Of Possesing A Questionable Character/Not Being Truthful: can be seen as a situation where a man who has made u 2 understand that "Youths Are The Leaders Of Tomorrow, a man who has ruled over 30years ago. But, unfortunately d same man is back again 2day still wanting 2 rule. Tonda faya devul


Being Observant: Is when u notice that a man forgot d name of his running mate at a campaign. Abeg can't see u dat d man's brain is outdated because, he might forget his name 1 day in a conference or forgets d name of d country he's ruling. BUT,


Act of Being Wise: is when u say NO to great grand-father because his grand & great grand-children needs him 2b telling stories at night's..


I know u hate backwardness, dislikes being stagnant wit passion, spits on stupidity. Then act WISE by voting GEJ, any change apart from GEJ's Change Is Counter-feit..


GEJ till GMB becomes an OBESSE..

Oga Mwafreeka abeg chop stone, if stone no dey una area. Go look bush, if bush no dey una area. Abiliv sey u get electric iron 4 house, wetin u go do b sey just plug am 4 light wait 4 like 5mins, race d face up 2ur face & kiss it. If u lie sey u no get iron, abiliv sey una get transformer 4 una street. So just go down 2 una street wia d transformer dey & hugam.. Gawd help u if u no hug dat transformer, becos na wondaful & pawaful tonda dey wait u..



Thank u..

Now wey u don givam 9 reasons not 2 marry her boyfriend.. Oya cum givha 9 reasons 2 marry her manfriend..

OLADD:
GMB to stop whaaaaat? How can a master rigger stop his heinous act? Has Nigerians forgotten the story of underage voters who were fostered on the late youth corper by Buhari's CPC during the presidential polls of 2011? How will a party that has a rigging kingpin (Tinubu) curb rigging in Nigeria? It's just impossicant!

I know padi mi, I said that becos I know sum peeps here in Nland wil think in such manner..

missamanda:
pls go and sit down on d floor! U're nt making sense!

I've grown pass d age of E-bashing. Meanwhile thank God there is still "Sense in ur sentence..

Future fit get reference so, make it dey hiya..

Chai! It's quite unfortunate for her because, her pix on Angel Michael's laptop will not match her recent appearance. So, she's finished like finish..

coolestca:
thanks

u most welcomed padi mi

ozoigbondu:
Bris where is d rally holding make i come

come for Basilica of the most holy trinity field onitsha. After that he'll be heading 2c Obi Of Onitsha(Agbogidi) as well..