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1. Those who will come to chyk girls
2. those that will come with all differents sounds and rounds of banger
3. Those dat will come with their girlfriend or boyfriend asif say na date
4.those dat will come to sleep
5.those dat will come in order to av what to update on facebook



Happy newyear

Cant remember the name of the Nlander or the name of the thread so am going to give a brief summary and recap to refresh our memories....



The funniest thread so far should be given to that guy and his friends who went to enugu shoprite from onitsha dressed like wizkid and davido...lmao... I could recall dat during all dia selfies a man putting on yellow agbada was behind dem and d worst be say na only ribena #50 dem fit buy...


For the funniest comments i feel everybody on that thread dat made fp is freakingly funny



Happy new year in advance

I never believed that a person's name affects that person's destiny, character and personality not until i met LIE MOHAMMED. Atleast now av changed that orientation

Una no go ever get sense for this nation.... How ,many times we go tell una dat peaceful protest is no longer tolerated in this administration...
Make una look well o cos i hear say Burutai convoy dey head towards Benuea

Ben Murray Bruce is now my role model..




All these children of hate that are venting their frustration on everybody dat speaks or stand for the truth I pity una, instead of being angry at ur self for voting the so called change una go dey kill unaself with hate...
In all dis corruption fight the only thing Buhari has achieved together with the DSS is to jail Nnamdi Kanu and El ZakZakky and the corrupt officials are eating nd dining with him..
In Senator Ben's voice....issorai

Its Gej's fault... He gave the funds meant for Ogun to Dasuki!!!


Rubbish!!!

[quote author=Freiden post=41286523]Buhari is working, Nigeria is moving forward. SAI BUHARI[/quote



When will dis stupidity stop? The last adiministration made it clear dat refineries will commence production come Jan 2016..
Body odour came in and performed his magic and it worked for some hours and broke down and yet zombies are screaming sai baba giving blind eyes to the fact that Gej's administration said the truth by predicting Jan 2016.

Op d only thing u want us to see for vix pics na braless...moreover when last did u hear from Audu's family

We don rest for Mercy Aigbe maybe its Emma Nyra's turn

For that 6th pic Amaechi belike "bubu if u no leave dis dasuki matter alone and the man implicate me.. I no go pity for u oo"

Since dis administration started all we see or hear about is political killings religious clashes kidnap protests armed robbery high cost of living, dwindling economy..
When shall we reap the benefit of "CHANGE"

Nobody wanna surety for Dasuki to avoid dem being probed also...
Pertaining to oga Bubu's suv case I hope IBB and OBJ also got theirs too?
Apc won't get to work.. They will keep on distracting us with #Dasukigate or one irrelevant trash.last week was shittes now d shittes issue has reduced den don carry Dasuki come back... Na wa oo

I don't tolerate meaningless mentions just likes...

My able Presido Dr Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan please disassociate urself from local honors cos u are bound for international glories.. Tinubu's name appearing on the list gives u more reason to heed my advice...


I don't tolerate meaningless mentions just likes..

We all knew Ngige is a better performer dan Obiano during the time of the last gubernatorial election but we voted APGA cos Ngige was the best man but in a wrong party.. I see dat happenoing to Dakuku

joburiel:
Honestly,it wasnt a funny event because i live in zaria close to the scene....even his son was a neighbour of mine.....its not the armys fault,they broought it upon themselves

I am tired of all dese dey brought it upon demselves shit.. They blocked the road quite alryt u begged em dey refused and u applied minimum force and massacred em.. Congrats
What prompted the burning of zakzakky's haus and the midnight attacks?
The sunni's dat are killing and kidnapping soldiers av u applied such minimum force on dem?




Back to the topic.. I implore all dose dat called GEJ clueless to av a rethink and tell me what clueless really means now

If u see what my gf wore to church today and even the one she wore to adorn our harvest/bazaar poster u'd know dat dis aint news...

Ok.. What should we do @op?
So if a celeb sees his fellow celeb its now news eh.. Nawa oo

Lemme tell u.. Nigeria under Buhari is just like dis present chelsea under Mourinho. Chelsea kept losing and falling yet we their fans go shawt "after rain come sun" and we were sinking desperately until Roman made the right call.. Now I urge Nigerians to make the right call or else

Please am sorry for calling Buhari a dullard and a dunce please Apc forgive me av come to see that Buhari deserves better dan all dese names I call him please av pity on me I never realised I was mistaken for not adding


Hopeless,useless,clueless,visionless,pathetic, old man

Am not used to criticising what I see on NL frontpage but I feel dis bashing of a thing making frontpage is now too much and irrelevant.. U won't disturb our peace by uploading comments from people who are jobless and av nothing else to do with their time.. I don't know what u want us to do if dey bash celebs here on NL.. Dunno if we are soposed to beg em to stop or join the bashing.. Cos am sure say for one day all ouir comments here on NL don't trend on twitter but theirs keep disturbing us

It it were to be a PDP governor now dey'd nullify the election fix a date for the election and in the end it becomes inconclusive..

Buhari God is watching u in 73d...

What are they pacifying? I thought buhari's supporters says he doesn't asslick anyone except Bokoharam how come they are pacifying..
I was expecting to see news how the NA ends dis with their usual minimum force..
Shey una want change.. Nekwa unu nekwa change

Where is Davido? Or is he still pushing for the social media bil..


Shout out to Phyno Baba Obago

Odi egwu.. No tell me say body odour don dey ooze again eh..

Make dis december do pass na everything dey get december deadline.. Please we are no longer going to let ourself be deceived again

This can't happen in naija

Wow!!
Where is those blood sucking NA? Make una come oo see better challenge no be shiites or unarmed civillians wey una dey use do peppersoup..
North killing north so I fear north, it doesn't concern me..
Lemme drop advice here sha.. Buhari should ask Gej how he maimed dis peeps under 6weeks.. Oh I don forget buhari is bokoharam and boko haram is buhari..el rufai

Apc!!!! change!!!!

If only men will stop doing random girls all dese events no go dey happen.. #onemanonewoman

K

Madam av fun jare.. We no even know say buhari enjoyed from #Dasukigate and the lying fulani man said he has only 1mil God don catch am..he must explain with facts oo.. Dis one no be certificate matter wey im forget for barracks..

If one finger touches oil every finger shall get soiled too... Let the probe begin Amaechi's name is nxt on the list den Lai Mohammed

It just got more interesting so am gonna watch in 7d..


Shey bubu wanna fight kwaraption eheheheh dem do n implicate am so if he is really serious wid dis he should be questioned by the EFCC too cos APC and lies are brothers...


I see dis Dasuki matter ending sooner dan expected since our Mr integrity noble holy incorruptible General has started playing the denial game.


Lemme ask oo. we av been waiting for bubu to say something about the epileptic state of our nation how come he reacted to dis immediately?

Buhari doesn't mean well for dis nation...