₦airaland Forum

kikuyu2:
SALT!? Ohhh, Naij, what the actual fcvk!?

hello.
could you kindly piss off if you have nothing sensible to type?

we're tired of your regular 'oh Naij this Oh naij that '.

it shows how obsessed you are.

And lastly delusional Historian, it's 'NAIJA' and not 'naij' .

obaaderemi:
You don't know that idiot. He lost it long ago.

OBVIOUSLY.

rvp2018:
South Africa for all-purpose and intent is not your typical African economy. It's has a very well developed capital and debt market. Which is why most of it's debt is domestic.

Are you Nigerians daft by nature? or by choice.

If South Africa debt is mostly domestic - it can nationalize it - by simplifying printing rand - and getting out of it.

but you were the one advocating this as a way out of debt. just PRINT MONEY you said. PRINT ALL THE FÜCKIN NOTES!

there was no clause to your ' surefire debt solution '.

rvp2018:
So the story has changed to it can be done if inflation is 1.2%? It very funny when an obtuse Obabaon refer to his teacher in less than flattering terms. Where is your manners?

QE is a tool that exists in the toolbox of South Africans to deal with domestic debt. I really doubt RSA have inflation of 6% - that would kenya.

so you missed his post on the previous page?

Nigga he quoted you when he posted it!

you're hopeless.

rvp2018:
Yet another ignorant Nigeria,

Quick Google Search - Just this week New Zeland as we speak is printing money to pay off debt. Countries nationalize their debt if it's domestic. That one way to ensure the economy doesn't sink

ANZ expects the Reserve Bank will increase the cap on quantitative easing to $90 billion in August, by earmarking up to another $30b for bond purchases.

The Reserve Bank increased the size of its quantitative easing (QE) programme from $33b to $60b last week in an effort to sooth financial markets.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/121546567/anz-tips-reserve-bank-to-lift-cap-on-quantitative-easing-to-90-billion

but bro where Tf did you see an African economy mentioned?

does Africa have an economy as flexible as developed ones?

you're losing bro.

obaaderemi:
Dangote did not disable anybody. He is a big employer of labour and a big producer of locally made products. Is he a capitalist? Yes. He maximizes profit and this makes him look like the bad guy.
But he is far better than your Indians who import all kinds of junks into Kenya and give you trade deficits.

Kenyans haven't seen wealth of that magnitude before.

It continues to beat their imagination.
You have to understand that.

rvp2018:
And he has basically disabled 200M Nigerians. If you think one person can do what 200m Nigerian could do - then you're a moro.n. Countries that prosper empower their citizens. They don't work to create a monopoly where someone is selling sugar, salt, and cement very expensively.

It the reason why Nigeria is poor despite all the oil and the population.

Where do you get this monopoly info you've littered the whole thread with?

Cement? Sugar? Salt?
Do you know how much salt in Nigeria is?

vaxx:
Will Kenya's on this forum shut up their crap?

Every thing about your country is dysfunctional even your jubilee house( the ruling party ) seems not to be doing fine at the moment .


As at today , your airways industry has join the loss making venture ...why don't you form a confederation with Rwanda since that look like the only progressive country in east Africa.

"Kenyan airways is the next best after Ethiad airways"

They'll start screaming that soon.
Give them time.

obaaderemi:
Is this not better than Kenyans stealing foreign aid and stashing it abroad?

Foreign aid?
Monies meant for starved lots are stashed too?
Oh Kenya

obaaderemi:
Dumbo, the two kinds of debts are very risky. Any kind of debt is risky. Even an illiterate drunkard like you should be familiar with the saying: he who goes a borrowing goes a sorrowing.

SOuth Africa's external debt is huge! But their domestic debt is also big . If their external debt is about $100bn, how are they going to print rands to escape a default, you idiot? The printing of local currency to pay debt can only be done in case of domestic debt. And if they try that at their current rate of 6% inflation, then their country would fall into bigger trouble as inflation would spiral up and make many poor. In that case it is wiser to default than to print money like Idi Amin.
You know zilch about international finance! You proved it again. Quantitative Easing is used to increase inflation in countries where the inflation is already too low. This is going to reenergize the economy and make people spend more, especially locally produced goods. Europe and America can risk this, not South Africa which imports more than it exports like Kenya!
Inflation rate in EU at the time was less than 1%. South Africa's is 6%, idiot. You are comparing apples and bananas.

If South Africa's debt is mainly domestic, then you are talking of over $100bn. If they print that much, they'll sink. Nigeria doesn't do that and won't. That may be an option for Kenya. But not Nigeria.
I don't even want to talk about Kenya's debt. Nigeria and South Africa are big economies that can somehow find a way round their debt problems, but Kenya can not. With a debt at 100% of your $6Obn GDP, you are finished. As in Kaput.

Bro I'm laughing hard at that man's analysis.
Print money in 2020.
We see new things on nairaland everyday!

rvp2018:
Good. Milk is so damn expensive in Nigeria - and yet the North supposedly is teaming with Fulani cows with more rights than humans.

Look like Nigeria governors learnt something in Kenya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfztoXKc9G8

You need to change your 'special naija info plug' cos it provides more false info for you everyday.

Naija milk isn't expensive at all!.. 14g Milk is 0.077 USD and that is standard price.

Enlighten your 'smart ass' and stop posting false hood.

samorobo:
Bocos I can

bro what development is this?

samorobo:
It's a lucrative business down there...thanks to corona the business as been on a downturn becayof dwindling visitors/customers which bring almost zero return..

The govt can revive that sector by importing cute gigolo from Nigeria ..we fvck the demonic bitches a ndstill get paid by the govt whilst the bitches depend on. Our after sex stipend to promote the industry..what do you have to say about that?

I don't wanna be no 'sexual export' to Kenya bro.

But Aswear Kenya is defo on my bucket list for next year.

I Swear!

I hear Ugandan chic's have quite the behind too.... Any knowledge?

samorobo:
Then be prepared to bang as many bitches as possible...

It's seems you are new here..let me gist you a bit...
Do you know Kenya girls view us and put us on the same pedestal as their white foreigners...
For instance in the so called city of mombassa, tourism doesn't thrive cos there is simply no infastructure to back it ... tourists fllock to mombassa not becos of the ugly, slummish city but becos of the bubbling prostitution business that goes on along the coast.....
Foreigners most especially whites go there so they be spoilt with choice of either fvcking a 8 year old girl whose parent must have send to hustle and bring back to the family at the expense of her underdeveloped pvssy or a full fledged married woman who is sent by her husband to spread her legs like wifi so foreigners can connect with just $1...yes I said it $1, and a married man will let go off his wife syi her cheap cockpit can be served to foreigners whilst he sit at home and wait for return in investment


You doubt what I am saying then ask anybody here let the show you multiple report online..or you can even google it up..

I rocked my Sherlock Holmes Glasses immediately I saw this and ran down Google boulevard and must I say I'm awed bro!
Lol... Kenya sure as hell tapping the booming 'Puss-eyy Business'.

samorobo:
The bolded can never happen..
Most Nigerian girls that marry outside Nigeria, let's say white are mostly seen as prostitutes in the society even though they are not...our society doesn't naturally accept this except it's been done by a man..that why when naija girls relocate to Europe they must still come back home to marry... thoughtless of marrying a Kenyan man which the few populace of Nigeria that have heard that word Kenya relates it to ugliness,poverty and animal....she will be disowned immediately if she ever tried that...

Lol.
I know for a fact that most Nigerian girls don't crave other African men.... Might be a thing of pride...anyone with a different opinion can provide solid ass points or I'm not buying.

On the Yoruba men's thread on that Africa facts zone twitter page the comments on Nigerian men by African ladies were just too much.

You know how Nigerian men roll.

samorobo:
No she craves what every other Kenyan girls craves which is a good looking ,handsime Nigerian prince...
Kenyan girls are prostitute by nature and very ugly Ines for that matter...you need to come to terms with that..

You forgot their sweet Nigerian D cravings.

Don't forget that man.

TayserMahri:
Yea you'll notice most of those are the cheap ugly village folk. Classy Kenyan women know better. No trippin...MAGA my NAGGUH!!

You know what bro?
Just type 'why Kenyan women love Nigerian men' in the search YouTube bar.

If 50% of the ladies you see look like ugly whores... I'll rescind my position.

TayserMahri:
This topic was exhaustively dealt with long time ago and the following was established.

1. Only whores are after Nigerian men.

The ladies I saw in about 5 videos (yes I watched that much to prove my point beyond reasonable doubt) didn't look like whores in any sense... Except ofcourse most Kenyan ladies are opportunistic whores.

TayserMahri:
2. Kenyan men dont feel naija women because they do have the Semenya vibe.

Semenya vibes you say?... You must be tripping my Nigga... Big time! Haha.
Most Kenyan ladies I watched were all for the Nigerian experience and they weren't pretty at all. You should watch the video samorobo posted... You'll know what 'Semenya vibe' looks like.

samorobo:
Lol you think you've seen anything..just head to quora,Twitter YouTube, Facebook and see them whoring themselves about...one the other day told me she will kill herself if I don't travel to Kenya to marry her and I was like"bitch die already, that ain't happening"

I'm surprised bro.

I'm legit going to Kenya!

I'm serious!

TayserMahri:
You should know what attracts modern day bitchez. Its usually lies and short term nothings...Thats why they will find Nigerian men attractive for a short period of time but in the long run they cry. Nigerian men are like the Spanish Alejandros... cant grow their economy but have time to serenade women with utopia. Kenyan men are more akin to the British men. We know how to get the important shit done but no time for bitchs.

Bro your line of argument doesn't hold water at all bro.

How can you say "Kenyan men are serious..... No time play....kenyan men are serious with work.." blah blah ?

Your description of the Kenyan man is a vivid description of many men the world over.

There are different types of men and your description my friend is just one of the many classes of men in any given Society.

There's no smoke without fire bro... The fact that this is a discourse online and also the amazing fact that most of the ladies have a general answer to the Nigerian love question seals any doubt my friend.

Or have you seen Nigerian women gushing over Kenyan men?

Nigerian women don't even go crazy over South African men!

samorobo:
Hahaha my stray dog...I haven't even started with you and you are already stealing words...atleast allow your peasant brain try some creative it shouldn't be hard..demonic is what I use in describing your rodent looking creatures in Turkana empire..
That by the way...can you pls stop putting words into my mouth ..I never referred to kuma as anything..it is either you ran out of words or I have already started tampering with your psychological poise...you might need to check in at the hospital if that is the case..
Now back to ugliness.. Nigerians are some many thing but there is one thing we are not"UGLY".....
Your crazy devil created witches constantly bring back home the giant trophy of ugliness globally...just see my search on Google and see what popped out
Below are your coven of ugly witches from the pit of hell openly proclaiming their love to our legendary cuteness
You can also see my search on YouTube,to see what popped up ..it's too fvcking numerous...too many ugly wh*ore lusting after our royal cuteness...lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7Pof6ilWrc

this video is the funniest shiit I've seen in days!
this is beyond hilarious!

so Kenyan ladies do love Nigerian men?
I'm heading to Kenya soon and I promise to cart ALL the babes of all the sub Kenyan men on this thread!

kikuyu1:
You're both mentally colonised and cognitively challenged. Let someone else explain the obvious. You've inadvertently proved my case 120%!

Old Africa unencumbered by false teachings of guilt and morality was a much less neurotic place than today.

I understand your point of view now. bwe've both been talking different things. I share your sentiments on the way africans dressed originally...no African tribe anywhere ever wore clothes at the beginning of time..at least there isn't any evidence to prove otherwise.

but bro, I was disputing your claim that the Yoruba tribe just copied and clothes their design's from the marauding 'colonisers' . those design's and patterns were PECULIAR to the Yoruba's at that time! that's all.

there were certainly not many african tribes with clothes 200 years ago....the Yoruba's were among those select few who had.

Africans didn't see any immortality in baring it all till the Europeans came and imposed it on us and now it's our reality.

kikuyu1:
I only recently verified this anecdote of an early Kikuyu custom the name of which totally escapes me practiced maybe once or twice a year dating back thousands of years to the Egyptian days. It was a fertility ritual which means thinly disguised mating ritual.
Unlike many others Kikuyu women were free to chose their own husbands. At dances they'd pick out their intended. There was another aspect of the tradition I first heard back in 91 from a 90+ yr old Ggrand uncle who died some 7 yrs ago when he'd have been at least 116.
Apparently a couple would be chosen to perform which is to say eff in front of the gathering. Reason being what better way for brides to be to learn what goes where and how?
Everyone was free to join in- passers by,brides and their intended,village mates, even perfect strangers were ALL encouraged to fully 'enjoy' each other. I recently read an anthropological account confirming this story but IIRC if it was LSB Leakey, Fr Cagnolo, Stoneham, Johnson or Franklin Tate; I'll supply the source as soon as I confirm.
Point being? Don't project your foreign misconceptions onto Africans.

dude so you're saying they actually mated in front of all to feast their eyes on?

obviously in pre- colonial times this was acceptable. the kikuyu's wouldn't dare practice such today....or do they? I might just hop on the next Nairobi bound flight

but you can't generalize this for all African tribes because even some 300 years ago I know this would still have been labelled IMMORAL in my tribe (YORUBA) .... haven't read any ritual or rite even close to that perfomed by the Yoruba's.

by the way, Africans in general should give themselves a break. the things we're practicing today ( democracy, secularism, capitalism etc ) are still new to us no matter how old the country is. these whites basically forced their ways on us which have now become the worlds norm.

America has been a democratic state for more than a 100 years...before they perfected things so many things happened..wars, strife and all.

it'll still take Africa some time to find it's feet IMO.

SkyOne11:
Naija are still happier than Kenyans

Source: Social Environments for World Happiness, report of UN, 2020

But seriously, how do these guys pull out stats like these?

Nah.. I'm shook.

mtisTheQubit:
sammy where are you...

Dude give yourself a little self worth.
You're more than this.

All you could'a done was a little bit of Google research.

kikuyu1:
All of us went tittays out! Your 'traditional' attire is like the Ugandan busuuti ( gomesi) based on the Victorian bustle! I've noticed you guys have this colonial missionary hangover when looking at your culture. You sneer and point fingers so strenuously at real Africa I'm tempted to show you how uninhibited the pre colonial continent really was.
Are you ready?

Edit:that Yoruba aso-oke you're catwalking in must be POST Islam.

What in the flying fúck is wrong with this dude?
You're hating and it's blinding your sense of judgement so much you're looking ridiculous already.

*Islam came to Yoruba land in the 14th century.
*Aso oke was created in the 15th century.
*Aso oke is peculiar to the Yoruba's.

So what point exactly are you buttressing?
How many african tribes made or wove actual clothes between 1401 - 1500?
The oldest tribe in Kenya which are the Masai's were still migrating and looking for where to settle when the yourba's were developing the aso oke in the 15th century. These are facts.

I don't need your reply though...I'm just setting your warped records straight!

And lastly Fam... you're an hater.

AskiaHarem:
It doesn't stop there not even close. Not only is Nigeria among M.I.N.T its also part of the Next Eleven and is considered a Core Emerging Market. Not to mention its considered a "BRICS" like economy. Kenya is simply not on Nigeria's level not even close.

Never heard of the 'Next Eleven' before.

That's pretty cool.

kikuyu1:
Firstly there are no way those are traditional clothing! Not in Africa. Secondly what exactly are wedding pix doing on this thread?
I know Naijjans like dress up but its not a good look for men to get caught up in this ishyt.
WTF, son, wedding pix-SRSLY!?

Don't know if this issue has been dealt with or not but not all Africans tied leafs around their royal behinds.

The yorubas have always been part of the African cultures with actual clothes.

Google the term 'àsò-oke' to enlighten yourself smart pants.

im no troll or anything related but I believe in the liberation of africans from bad leadership and segregation.

I believe most of the Kenyans here live in Nairobi so how have you been coping since yesterday??

did you even drink water after your dinner?

this injustice against Kenyans need to stop!



https://af.reuters.com/article/topNews/idAFKBN22Q2QC-OZATP

ejanla077:
Alaye brown roof signify poverty... If money dey all those shanties for don demolish. Who stays in leaking house without toilet for history

Get sense na bro

bobo control your emotions.

you don't demolish relic's....you preseve them.
why is London and Paris the way they are? they don't destroy their historical buildings. they are renovated and preserved.

you don't destroy history young man.
don't dwell in your backwater mentality.

AskiaHarem:
Naija Living

what vexes me is the nonsense real estate properties the handler of the Africa facts zone Twitter page posts about Nigeria.

he posts very dull properties and makes the rest of Africa think they're the hot cakes of the naija property market.

samorobo:
Stop it....why are you faster than me..
I had that report since last year and I have been looking for the perfect time to use it on them.
You don spool am now

I don't want to die of intense chuckles mate

the emboldened had me dead!

WeneDiali:
But it came early in brown roof muddy osogbo?

Alaye 'brown roofs' signify an important history.
it's means such buildings are old and most were built pre-independence.

the Yoruba's don't demolish historical relics... we preserve them. that's why abeokuta is a major tourist attraction.