₦airaland Forum

The context is not contesting 😆 😂 😂 😂

fuckJones:
What figure of speech is this?

God has always been faithful in my life.forever will I praise him

Yeah,so many don't know how much good America have been to the world at large but are crying foul this days ..don't worry let the trade of war begin and see who last longer .. Europe wey no sabi shishi

Kaliningrad:
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Am not sorry about this but isn't it funny how the military forces are so active in the east while other parts of the nation run free at banditry and kidnapping.. Nigeria a sorry case study

Thanks for the knowledge shared..more Grace and zeal to inquire more and share

Is Nigeria now turning into a hide out camp for criminals and bandits..lord heal our land. We really need to do more at our border lines

So many deals 🤝 and dirty stuffs going on in our commercial banking sector which alot of customers don't know.

Snoring is far way okay by me ..others abeg I run for my dear life ooooooooooooo

Oohh chest pain.. Nigeria my country has gone to the dogs

No good drainage system what do you expect from a sub standard road construction done by a short payed contractor engineer..most money looted ..so they do what your money worth simple

Omo eehh....see . memories down the lane , my primary school days 😂😂😁

Never give up is in the spirit of the eagles of naija ..the great Giant of Africa 🌍

Bad man 😊 😁 ..you just cracked my ribs with laughter this night

NameChecker:
I almost believed the viability of this project then I saw the face of two Yahoo boys
If you know you know

Funniest comments today at least I had my day already made with laughter from this post ...God bless us all

drehdinho:
A lady was introduced to me by a street sister after I mentioned that I was in search of a serious relationship. I gave a clear list of my requirements, among which were that she must be gainfully employed and of good character.

Two days ago, the sister finally shared the contact of the lady she found for me. I was hopeful, thinking she would at least meet 80% of my criteria.

When I initiated a conversation with the lady, I asked about her educational background. She told me she was a secondary school drop-out. I didn’t judge her immediately, I wanted to hear more and not jump to conclusions.

So, I asked what steps she had in mind to upgrade herself. She said she wanted to go into business and gave a rough estimate of ₦3.5 million as startup capital.

Still, I wasn’t discouraged. I told her that if I were to invest in the business, I would hold 60% of the company while she holds 40%. My reason was simple: I wanted her to be accountable and run the business with a sense of ownership.

To my surprise, she rejected the idea. She said she wanted 100% ownership because she is “trustworthy” and that I could observe her for one year to see if she wouldn’t mismanage the business.

I let that conversation slide.

Then, a few days later, during another conversation, I asked her what she was bringing to the table in the relationship. Her response? Just “prayer.” 😂

At this point, I started enjoying the conversation ,not because I was impressed, but because her responses were becoming increasingly ridiculous.

I asked her another question: How much do you think we would need per month to live as husband and wife?
Her answer: ₦1 million.

I asked her to break it down. She couldn’t. She just kept rambling and listing irrelevant things with no clarity or structure.

This morning, she called me via WhatsApp video. While we were talking, the call ended. I tried calling her back, but the video didn’t connect. I noticed she was typing, so I waited.

Next thing I saw was: “My data got exhausted.”

From the very beginning, I knew I was way above her standard , intellectually, financially, and in life exposure. But I decided to subject her brain to an intelligent conversation to prove a point: most of these broke ladies have absolutely nothing meaningful to offer.

To my fellow hustling men who have sacrificed and worked hard to become something in life , please don’t settle for women like this. Look out for women who have built themselves to a meaningful stage in life.

I have two degrees. I’m a lawyer. And here is a lady, a secondary school drop-out , who thinks, in her oblivion, that she can hook a man of my calibre.

I called the sister who introduced her and clearly told her never to bring such people my way again.

I know how this kind of story ends: you help them build a life, and the moment they start seeing a little change, you’ll see their true colours. Many of them think the only thing they need to offer in life is their body.

I’ve cut off communication with her already, and I’m planning to block her on WhatsApp.

Her unreasonable thought process completely turned me off. So many ridiculous ideas. It’s just mentally exhausting.

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Bro can you email me let's talk. Am a guy too ..
Mail me your WhatsApp number

I will gladly leave and hope not to come back anytime soon .maybe after 40years or more

Thanks for the update and infrastructure..can we have more of this within the state connecting the towns and neighboring cities together

Yes have come across some in Nigeria but not common in the market like the headline says

A very senseless act from the northern youth.. why not channel the same energy towards banditry and herdsmen rampaging in your own nation ... I smell mumu for their head

Ahoada ....my native home from mother side how I wish Naija can be better but that dream isn't real I can bet anyone.. been active dreamer since 1992...God over all.
Thanks

My marriage is in good hands and sure he got me.(GOD).. although I do mess up sometimes and my partner too but still we let peace reign,nobody is perfect we just have to blend each other to our satisfaction till death comes knocking.. got some bad attitude 😊 like taking alcohol,now stopped smoking..only praying someday I stop alcohol too and I hope soon .
No go dey form king Kong when wrong always be ready to apologize for your wrong dids,doing this you are both good to go that's if the love is genuine and true.

Happy birthday 🎂 age with grace son of afro legend

Day light robbery

Yahoo boy no laptop, always pinging and my money dey pile up... Badoo nah Baba

Laugh 😂 want tear my belle

Normally otti is doing a good job ..anyone doing such should be given a second chance

jmoore:
All these bloggers twisting people's words will never make heaven.

Where is the statement of him calling Ikpeazu a disaster?

Girl I know and her friends Dem no dey hear word .. she has a store at obantoko area..

SheikhMuniru:
https://punchng.com/lady-found-dead-in-ogun-with-mutilated-private-parts/

It’s better you get the job this is Nigeria and it’s politics

GorillaApp:
I don't think I want this Lere kind of job. Tomorrow he will not be there anymore and will have to face all these enemies he has insulted. I can't fight another man's enemy. God make I no get this kind job.

Rest on pop. Who else noticed Nigeria 🇳🇬 epistle 😂

Son of Doom

Welcomed idea