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deb6: am just 17 n half i cnt marry nw.

dont mind all thes agents of darkness


Wait till you are 18 then get a boyfriend





You got yourself into the mess by allowing your imagination get the better part of you.
Self service is disgusting....ewwww

@Wiegraf, you're crazy.

Seun: After reading manmustwac's so-called explanation,
I am now 100% sure that I made the right decision.

He's not a good fit for my e-team, at the very least, &
it seems that he's deliberately trying to start a civil war.

And here we were thinking he was actually investigating the matter, when his mind was already made-up.








THE DICTATOR.

ARareGem: Anoni, na trick question be this? Before nko. The only prob I hv wit it is that the acid content affects me. But it seems we're thinking alike this evening. You may not understand.

#Bella, I was told 1+1=1. Could this be true?

Hope you've had dinner?

You're born again? What does that even mean to you?

Who's Jesus?

Do you know that sometimes people just reply 'LOL' with a big grin when they think a joke is as dry as the 1980's Nigerian harmattan weather or they have no idea what was just said?

Have you done the above to anyone?

You watch football?#

Yes! Very true.
Yes. A miserable plate of indomie.

Bump....... Actuallly No.
I dont understand the question.


Yea... This is mostly the case.

I do dat all a the time. Lol.like now.

Yes sometimes.

Seun: I didn't remove him summarily. I took away his powers so they could not be abused. I could have given him back his powers if he contacted me afterwards and convinced me that he did not actually intend to harm the forum in any way, but he didn't do that, which is suspicious.

Heres another thing i learnt















THOSE IN POWER WANT THEIR A.S.SES LICKED!



You want MMM to grovel on his knees and beg?? Serious?
After abusing his rights and that of other nairalanders

Heres what i learnt today











[b]THE MASSES ARE ALWAYS AT THE RECIEVING END[/B]

An0nimus: Interesting...

#askBella
How will you react in the following situations?
1. Your bestfriend asks you to tell her an answer in the exam hall.
2. Someone insults your Mum in your presence.
3. You're sitting in your room and a bat flies in through the window.
4. You visit your friend and find his 8-year old cousin talking in foul language.
5. You're walking on the road and witness a ghastly traffic accident.
6. You catwalk into your friends place and meet his angry pitbull on the loose
7. The oil you're frying on the gas cooker suddenly goes up in flames.
8. The bus conductor insults you because of 10naira change.

...

9. 1 + 1 = ?
10. Whats the capital of South Africa?

e muss reash 10 qweshun by fire by force

1. As long as i wont be implicated i will tell... Bt thats impossible.
2. Nothing. If i react, i fit kee person.
3. Blood of Jesus!
4.As long as e no near my side no wahala.
5. I'll try to help as much as i can.
6. that has happened before. I practically froze.
7.turn off fire source and any posible fuel. then try to distingush the fire.
8. Maka gini kwa.
9. 1,2,11


10. Cape town?


You're funny.

An0nimus: Interesting...

#askBella
How will you react in the following situations?
1. Your bestfriend asks you to tell her an answer in the exam hall.
2. Someone insults your Mum in your presence.
3. You're sitting in your room and a bat flies in through the window.
4. You visit your friend and find his 8-year old cousin talking in foul language.
5. You're walking on the road and witness a ghastly traffic accident.
6. You catwalk into your friends place and meet his angry pitbull on the loose
7. The oil you're frying on the gas cooker suddenly goes up in flames.
8. The bus conductor insults you because of 10naira change.

...

9. 1 + 1 = ?
10. Whats the capital of South Africa?

e muss reash 10 qweshun by fire by force

1. As long as i wont be implicated i will tell... Bt thats impossible.
2. Nothing. If i react, i fit kee person.
3. Blood of Jesus!
4.As long as e no near my side no wahala.
5. I'll try to help as much as i can.
6. that has happened before. I practically froze.
7.turn off fire source and any posible fuel. then try to distingush the fire.
8. Maka gini kwa.
9. 1,2,11


10. Cape town?


You're funny.

Logicboy03: Queen Mukina, full of grace
Allah is with you
Blessed are you amongst female nairalander
And blessed is thy fruit of thy womb Seun



Please, save Manmustwacc from eternal damnation at the abyss of unemployment....


I am on a roll....alcohol is good.

I dont believe NL is MMM's only job.

Logicboy03:

I love you too, Bella.

I bind you!!!

Logicboy03: Sorry guys....just been drinking....happy sallah or eid.....watever....

Better!!!!!





Na with this your behaviour you wan win poster of the year

Logicboy03: ^^^

Another self righteous xtian that cant handle bossoms

Thanks for ruining the thread!!!!!!!

Goshen360: Don't mind him. Maybe the one he sucked at birth na only the one in the bottle, nothing natural. Now, when he's suppose to be discussing matters arising, na that time he's thinking another man's property.

Anyways, how you dey Bella? I nefa forget you o.

III dey o. Good to know i am remembered.

Logicboy03: Is this your way of telling me that your bosoms are also suckable?



There is something called “comic relief” during a tragedy or serious situation......Dont worry, I know, you are not used to having smart boyfriends....#say no to old sugar daddies

The like you got is from me




JACK.AS.S

Logicboy03: I resemble small pikin abi? Enfant terrible? Bring your boobs make i suck na.........foolish girl

So serious discussion is going on and there you busy thinking of ishielove's bossoms eh?? Toxicboy?

II know of a pregnant woman in my neigbourhood, who was beat to death by her husband, but guess what??
The miserable family simply said ' Allah knows best'.

Women are mostly on the recieving end.

Ishilove: Bwaha!! Indeed. Seun can't defend himself before lowly mortals like y'all. Too unseemly

I thought as much.

vedaxcool: I noticed mmc name has been wiped off the religion section moderators, mmc wetin happen , did u resign, any way I wish u the best in your future endeavour. Happy holidays.

His name got removed because of you(macclatunji)

Y'll are making me dislike Seun and thats not fair.

Seun come and defend yourself.

HumbledbYGrace: Simple kinda ghurl

Back to kwetions.

14. What would you change if you were to be a one day leader?
15. Girls are looked down in our societies if they fall pregnant out of wedlock while boys walks the streets free poaching the next available girl. What's your take on this?
16. Is it okay for christians to educate their children about sex?
17. Would you love and raise a child that came through rape?
18. Would you take off your shoes in a cold winter day, and give them to someone who is walking barefoot on the street?
19. Streetkids are troublesome; they steal, smoke ganja and do unthinkable things. Would you take a child off the street and give him/her a new start?
20. Is pornography a sin?
21. What's your position in the church?
22. Word has it Christian youth are the rotten ones in the society, clean outside and dirty inside. They don't practice what they preach. From the way you see things around you, is this true?
23...Reserved.

Peoples mind set.
15. It has alot to do with mindset. Bt it is very very wrong. Women should be treated more than just 'domestic appendages'. Plus women should arise.
16. Yes nt just christians... All.
17. No, bt when saddled with such responsibility.
18. Yes. Gladly
19. Yes. Thats the right thing to do
20. Yes.
21. Undedicated church member.
22. Sadly, yes.

ARareGem: Hello, peeps. Been a while.
#1. Bella, fried beans, baked beans or beans and stew with fried plantain-which do you choose?
2. Cinderella type of wedding gown or smart-trim knee length kind of gown?
3. D'u like ice-cream? Vanilla/Chocolate?
4. You knw u're funny, ryt?
5. Rate how funny AY is to you. Scale of 1-10.
6. Could you marry a soldier in the army?
7. How wld you comfort a young girl who has just been molested?
8. D'u understand French?
9. Heels or plums?

1. I hate beans bt.... Beans and stew and plantain for me.
2. Erm... I hate the cinderella gown ish bt knee length? I'll PASS.
3. Yes! Who doesnt chocolate it is.
4. No! I laugh at my own jokes!
5. 4
6. Cant be so sure
7.erm....... I really dnt knw how.... I guess i would encourage her to aspire to be great nt minding her past. It actually depends on how young.
8. No bt i want to learn
9. Definately heels.

An0nimus: #askBella
1. how many times a day do you brush your teeth?
2. Assuming there's no toothpaste what alternatives do you use?
3. How often do you wash dirty laundry?
4. can you sleep on an unmade bed?
5. can you go a full day without a bath?
6. what of two full days without a bath?
7. Whats the longest time you've gone without a bath?
8. Do you use skin toners and all them fancy creams or vaseline is enough?
9. Whats your take on ladies and bleaching cream?
10. body spray,perfume or deodorant?
11. Can you go on low cut?
12. How long do you spend on an average making/dressing up jus before going out?

13. Are the above questions too personal?

Ogaaaaaa... See kweshion ooo.
1. When at home once, when in sch twice.
2. Hydrogen perioxide??
3. Depends on where i am but mostly twice a week.
4. Yes when am tired.
5. Depends on the weather and situition.
6. Kai... Maybe if i live in moscow..lol
7. One and half days. We were travelling when our car spoil for road
8. It has always been me and my cocoa butte
9. Na them sabi o... Depends on your defination of bleaching cream.
10. Body sprays.
11. Yeesssss... I always wanted to bt fear no gree me...
12. The only tin dat takes my time is decieding what to wear.lol so lets say 15-30mins ;P


13. Not really...

HumbledbYGrace: Better late than Never

#AskBella

1. What imspired your moniker? The twilight bella or your a belle vele?
2. What is your realname?
3. Best nlr (Muskeeto, guitarlife or dagr8?)
4. Do u like me
5. Do you use makeup?
6. What do you prefer weaves or your natural hair?
7. What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done in Primary School?
8. How many siblings do you have?
9. What is 'Where the spirit of the Lord is, there is freedom.' In Igbo/Ibo?
10. Your fav gospel artist
11. Would you agree to spend 6months in a no electricity environment?
12. How old are you
13. What does a girls night out mean to you?
15...Reserved

1. I used to hate my real english name, wanted to change it so i fell in love with 'bella' bt....
2. Ok... Let me tell you my Igbo name... IFUNAYA
3. Answered.
4. Ofcourse bt sometimes you can be a pain in the a.ss lol
5. Sometimes
6. I wud prefer my natural hair if my hair was longer.lol. The females in my family have long hair, i no know where i get this short hair from o...
7. I wore pyjamas to sch.
8. 3- 2 brothers and a lil sis.
9. Honestly i dont know how to write in igbo.
10. Donnie mc-sometin
11. Yes as long as there is food, novels, and i am allowed to SLEEP!!
12. 18- 21
13. Time to do sometin different and out of the ordinary??

Chibuebem: unfortunately, the atheists found you first. Read the bible mate though if you don't have Gods spirit, it might confuse you further) Israel sinned, thats why they had famine. God promised Israel that they would lend to the nations if they obeyed him. For example, in the time of solomon and other good kings, Israel was like the centre of the world, people and kings flocked there to see the beauty of a place whose king had Gods wisdom, it didnt last long shaa.

lol

This is serious!!! But why??

An0nimus: what to ask what to ask...

...ok I dey come

I shall not fear... I dey wait...

musKeeto: Why una dey pity Bella na?

1. Beef or Chicken?
2. Tall guys or short guys?
3. Role model on NL? if any?
4. Most embarrassing moment?
5. Have you ever cleaned your ears with the end of a chicken feather?

1. Ermm.... I easily get sick of chicken so beef. Bt kai chicken sweet o.
2. Tall na ;Dbt its good to look beyond outward appearance (btw if you are below 5.9ft as a guy ayou are short lol)
3. You
4. Hmmm... There was this time our chemistry lecturer was peering husband and wife(those who failed to ans questions correctly). It was so funny to me(cos i was like in university? Plus i remembered a secondary sch teacher who did that and my peered husband.) so there i was laughing like tomorow no dey sitting in front( i no know who send me self cos normally i dont) the man was like you(me) stand up shey u can laugh. By now i had forgotten the question... Trust students them laugh me tire... NOT FUNNY O.
For two days no lectures for me... I was so EMBARRASED.
5.first saw it from my grandma... Dat tin dey sweet eh... After dat day i kept chicken feathers after every slaughter lol
Ofcourse when you finish you ear starts itching x10 :-/

ATMC: @askbella what's your statistics? 2. What's your relationship status? 3.what's your discipline? 4. What's your name? 5. What's your complexion? 6. What drives you? 7. What's your tribe?

1. I dont know both my hieght and weight. Bt am guessing am abt 5.6ft
2. Single
3. Lab tech Biochemistry technique
4. Cant really say bt i am also an Ada
5. Erm... Nt dark nt fair either
6. My family i guess
7. IGBO

dagr8: Sleeping is your hobby? ...no wonder
@Shopping..*hides my ATM*


All d same welcome on d hot seat...enjoy

loooool...

[quote author=uj_sizzle]#askBella
You are late, why??
Are you a belle?
What did you spend your day doing?
School or working?
Iya basira, you're a good cook ain't ya?
Fav colour?
Fav meal?
One direction or Justin Beiber?
Kirk Franklin or Don Moen?
letters or numbers?
Fav color?
hobbies?[/quote]1. Am sorry
2. No..
3. Sleeping.
4. Schooling.
5. One taste will convince you lol.
6. Black..
7. Rice in any form shape and size
8. One direction nt a fan of bieber
9. Both...
10. Black again lol
11. SLEEPING, watching movies, listening to music, shopping...

am here... Waiting for the questions...