₦airaland Forum

For a start, you'd need an accommodation!
So depending on the area you reside,and your qualifications,and your life projections....you can get starting by getting employed in one of the numerous

Factories,
Fast food outlets,
Computer village hustling,
Office/shop attendant,
Security jobs,
Office cleaning jobs,
Casual works (SSCE,OND),
Teaching,
Bus conductor,
Street Hawking,
Food vendors,...the opportunities are endless!

And you can start your own church...all na hustle!

Errrmm...

Why would you call yourself "poorboy"?

Kindly change the moniker to richboy...

And you're welcome to Lagos...stay alert o!

Mr.Seun Osewa...


Hmmmm...how do you plan to deal with"fake news" before they get you (Nairaland) into some big problem?

Please think, and think fast before Nairaland loses credibility!

Thank you!

demiladegold:
Okun

Okun oo

bigfrancis21:
That's cool. What languages do Odolu people speak?

Bigfrancis21...
Dis your question get as e be ooo
We're talking about a clan in kabba....not another town
Odolu na kabba now...so they speak Owe(Okun)!

Abajosax007:
lol... You just wan put me for trouble ba....

Trouble bawo?... We'll have a "His Royal Highness Abajo..the saxist 1...

Abajosax007:
yeah.. I think its because oba aka, broke the ilajo trail on the throne... But i believe the people are now more educated about there history and wont let that happen again

Good! Now you too can lay claim to the throne vy reason of your mom! ...oya na...

Abajosax007:
lol... I heard that too, my mum is happy about it since she's from odolu.. Would really love to come over to that place, probably when God wants to take my grandma home..

Your mom is from Odolu... That's good,i hope they'll have a peaceful selection from within...i don't wanna see a repeat of what happened after the time of Oba.D.O.Aka...

Abajosax007:
i heard it will be rotated among the lineages, since the former obaro is ilajo, will it still be among the kabba families or move to katu or odolu? Or is there any other mode there're planning?

Odolu this time!

It's best they rotate it....no more wahala

Abajosax007:
abeg no break am o... I'm only hoping that the selection will be peaceful...

Hahahaa...ok oo.

Seriously, the selection this time should be peaceful! Kabba can't afford the reenactment of past violent events!

Abajosax007:
lmao...interested ke....i'm nt even an orota, it should be senior men like you that should be vying for it o

I'm happy you have a good knowledge of your people!...

Be that as it may, you're equally and eminently qualified to become the Oba...we go break protocol for you!

Abajosax007:
wow! I wish my parents gave me the opportunity, i've only been to kabba once but i know alot about the place, i understand the language but responds in yoruba, all my life as been in kwara and kaduna states... I envy you o... Whats the latest since the death of obaro micheal olobayo

Are you interested in the Throne?...

Abajosax007:
okun o... Are you fluent in the language?, i'm from kabba town (oke meta)

Fluent?!...lol...born and bred in Kabba!

Owe(kabba)... Formerly in Kwara state....now in Kogi state...

Yes that's us

Okun oooo

Owe(kabba)... Formerly in Kwara state....now in kogi state...

Yes that's us Okun oooo

Just the plain(but bitter) truth!!!

ISpiksDaTroof:
Hes a joker!

In Federal Court, here in the United States (which Mr.Kanu wants his trial emulated after) recording devices are not allowed in the court room. No phones, no cameras, no tape recorders. Nothing! So, here, if Mr.Kanu started to rant--- even after the Judge told him to stop being unruly--- U.S Marshals would have jumped on his back and broken an arm before you can say "Jack Robinson". Have you ever seen the kind of big, burly white boys we use as Marshals out here? Mr,Kanu would not dare try that nonsense. A 6'5, 265lbs all-muscle red haired farm boy from some backwater county somewhere in Kentucky would've gladly tossed him around like a rag doll the moment he opened his mouth to utter his first words.

Furthermore,since he clearly appears to be unstable, his case would be postponed at least another 6-8 months so that a full and complete mental evaluation could be conducted on him to determine if he is fit to stand trial. . The Court would also most likely order that, for his safety, Mr.Kanu be kept in Solitary Confinement (23 hours/day) and away from General Population Inmates. He, however, would be allowed an hour a day--ALONE--- for recreation and exercise (under the supervision of prison officials). All this will be done because his utterances and actions have shown him to be a very dangerous person who is prone to violent and irrational outbursts , and who (from his past and present words) won't hesitate to carry out his vows if he felt he could get away with it.

Then, next time he was being brought to court, Mr.Kanu (if he continues being violent after the evaluation and prescribed medications) would be wheeled into court handcuffed to his chair with a mask-muffler over his mouth to dissuade him from further disrupting court proceedings. We don't waste time Judging you in absentia. We will make sure you witness your own trial and conviction so you don't come tomorrow on Appeal claiming you were denied your right to Justice.

Finally, as I understand it, the Nigerian Government is not pushing for a "secret trial" as falsely claimed by Mr.Kanu. They are requesting that the identities of the witnesses be shielded. While it is true Mr.Kanu has the right to cross examine his accusers, it is also true that he doesn't have the right to demand that their faces and identities be revealed to the public. This even so because Mr.Kanu has severally shown himself to be a very violent man with an almost fanatical following by a very enormous amount of people especially from his ethnic group. So, it would not be outlandish for the court to fear for the safety of the witnesses were Mr.Kanu to call for retribution against them; ESPECIALLY if the witness(es) is/are [a] member(s) of his own ethnic group.

For this reason, to safeguard Mr.Kanu's fundamental right to question and cross-examine his accusers the Court could accommodate his rights and "needs" , by :

A. Having an "in-camera" proceeding witnessed by both Defense and Prosecuting counsels (under the eyes of a very few select number of vetted security officers who will be there to protect all parties) where Mr.Kanu's team would be allowed to view Pictures and names or the witnesses to be called against the Defendant. The Defense would not be allowed to leave with any of this evidence . Also Mr.Kanu will not be allowed to attend this proceeding; that is what he has lawyers for.

B. If the above is out of the question, then the court can order that the courtroom be renovated in such a way that the witness boxl be shielded from the public, but viewable by the defense and prosecution. It would obviously take time to generate the needed funds for a new witness-box with screening away from the public to be constructed so for that reason it wouldnt be unreasonable for the case to be postponed another 8-10 months to accommodate Mr.Kanu's demands.

There are so many ways to skin a cat. This is a case which, out here, would not see the light of day for at least another 4-5years owing to its enormity and severity. Nnamdi Kanu should be thanking his God he's not getting the American treatment there in Nigeria. He's joking if he thinks he's going home sooner than a decade from now. And thats how its played all over the world. He's lucky he's pulling those antics in unruly Nigeria.

The girl's boobs....

One is quite bigger than the other!

bqlekan:
How could Tosyne forget egbeda? Man! That area na die

Egbeda? Which part exactly? Gowon estate? Akowonjo road?

sweetjude:
come back here for my girl to agree she no try, for my guy to do am, him no be my guy




cheating is you expressing your right to explore as a human, basic human rights.

Hahaha...sweetjude... you no go kill person oo


Dude i give up!

Op...hmmmm

Ehm...ok,how does it feel when you discover that you paddy-of-life is knacking you very own sweetie right under your nose?!...

I guess it doesn't hurt at all...

Anyway,i just dey waka my own..

My name is....

That's the correct way to introduce yourself! Don't ever mistake the many names as meaning "are"....here we are talking about you "one body" "one person"...

People should go back to Brighter Grammar English 1...

KingOvoramwenn1:
To cancel the auto-renewal of your Glo data plan, simply text "CANCEL" without the quotes to 127.

Thanks!

KingOvoramwenn1...

Abeg pls help me with the glo code to stop data automatic renewal...thanks

Wait a minute!


The same people that lynched a common thief? ..now organizing a protest in support of a person suspected of stealing our Commonwealth?!


This is shameful!

Get in touch with your guider!


And do not confirm anything until money is paid into your account..

Thereafter,you can follow the poster above advice!...

Surely you'll get your money!

Billyonaire:
You must be a very stupid person my friend. There is nothing to copy and paste, I can type fast. I pasted link from my other researches, so take your smelly ass and get off this thread little prick.

So much angry word from a man who has studied far and wide!

People don't like being busted! Pele

ayxmania:
Sir, are you are Nigerian? Did you study in Nigeria? Where did you study Archaeology and Mythology?

Lol...the op is surely guilty of copy and paste! I've read about almost everything the op has written about! Nothing new!

You just copy and paste his assertions on Google... you'll see the original works

9. The love of darkness or night is called ‘NYCTOPHILIA’. A nyctophilic finds relaxation and comfort in the darkness.


That's me for you ooo

Peace Corp abi...


Passed into law as what exactly?..

I just need an answer not insults!