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Do we called woman of God or born again Christian??

I was also invited, pls any contributions

This is not real,

this post worth commenting

in zamfara some hv received january stipent while odas hv'nt

wen i utter "l love you" to her she said "l will look into it"

HAPPY BIRTH SIR! You remain my role model for ever

wow! Dis is terrable, i was also posted 2 Edo an am basin in sokoto, i hv neva been in any southern states b4, i do even kno d bearing...,. Pls need ur help€

Happy 4 yhu Bro........ congrat

Lol!! dats Guru's work tank a lots

Her - Lose weight / Go on a diet / Drink more water
Him - One case beer per weekend (unless having guys over or Superbowl weekend)

Her - ONLY one chocolate bar per week
Him - ONLY three nights at topless bar per week

Her - Workout - Jog/Step Bench 5 times week
Him - Move furniture to find lost little black book and bedroom TV remote

Her - Subscribe to Shape/Fitness Magazine
Him - Call 1-800 number to get on Victoria's Secret catalog mailing list

Her - Go on romantic second date with Bob/Accounting
Him - Score on second date with Suzy/Marketing

Her - Get organized/clean house
Him - Give old Penthouse mags to Goodwill (or younger brother)

Her - Buy new Daily Planner
Him - Buy new little Black Book if no luck under furniture

Her - Find out name of tall good-looking guy in Finance
Him - Score with tall, long-legged Blond in Finance

Her - Read More / Less TV
Him - Buy Dish - More sports channels!!

Her - Watch quality TV with positive messages
Him - When surfing DO NOT stop on "Allie McBeal" -EVER

Her - Plan budget / Save more money
Him - Only three nights at topless bar per week

Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!

bin gbagbo:
dont worry, its the work of the devil!

U'r welcom. Apology accepted
Will u join me 2 ur group?

Hey i wnt join NJPC

bin gbagbo:
belmoda, good morning!!

morning how r u,
am nt hapy wz ur previous post Gaskiya

bin gbagbo:
JOKE GRADING: D






REMARKS: JOIN PROJAN TO IMPROVE







PUNISHMENT: 2 DAYS IN A ROOM WITH SUTOBOY

am nt after ur grade

sutoboy i wnt joint u

My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."

Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer:

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that out."

He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom's vows, the pastor looked the young man in the eye and said: "Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes," then leaned toward the pastor and hissed: "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put a $100 bill into the groom's hand and whispered: "She made me a better offer."

killz i miss u and ur post 2 dayz

PLS I REALLY IN NEED OF THIS VALUABLE MATERIALS (PTDF PASS QUESTION AND ANSWERS)
MY MAIL IS ahmadbello15@yahoo.com pls I need ur help. tanks 4 ur usual understanding

@MIKUZ who who r u in dis room
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Joke grade D

yuo're so Adulterous how cn make love wz som once wife? in fact u r selfish how would u feel if som1 dd d samtin wz u own wife, u beta go ask 4 d forgiveness 4rm ha husband,

Yea!! but to some xtend,

I beg ASUU let me graduate at my xpected year of graduation (2012)