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Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Drinking Garri With Speed by benedictac(f): 4:02pm On Dec 07, 2009

olafolarin:
There is no problem drinking garri.None at all.
BUT the problem with this one is that he lacks table manners and seems to be in a hurry.We teach our kids to eat slowly so as not to get choked or get the throat stuffed.
So what is wrong with "Baba Iyabo" practising such too.
He looks left and right as if he is being chased by Abacha again ,

I beg make una lif am bo! havent u heard of the phrase, "Do as i say and not as i do"?

Jokes Etc › Re: The Dumb Mechanic by benedictac(f): 4:53pm On Dec 02, 2009

wen dem go say make una go school, una go say no, na Benedicatac nor be Benedictasia

Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by benedictac(f): 4:51pm On Dec 02, 2009

and God go save them bcoz light nor dey

Jokes Etc › Re: Alhaji Goat Get Lost by benedictac(f): 4:48pm On Dec 02, 2009

Weet i can see that your brain is not different from that of a Goat and u are probably related to a monkey. keep on the stupid work of insulting everyone, www.egbe@yahoo.com like u.

Jokes Etc › Re: The Dumb Mechanic by benedictac(f): 4:41pm On Dec 02, 2009

If wishes were horses even beggers will ride on them

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by benedictac(f): 4:39pm On Dec 02, 2009

u too try harder

Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by benedictac(f): 3:35pm On Dec 01, 2009

and u are his employer bah?

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by benedictac(f): 3:32pm On Dec 01, 2009

come is the opposite of go, so how u come? come be issue of spoil fikin?

Jokes Etc › Re: Alhaji Goat Get Lost by benedictac(f): 3:28pm On Dec 01, 2009

i can see that u are of a very low IQ, so since i am not as jobless as u are, i let u say all the gabbage u've got inside of u. lol

Jokes Etc › Re: Alhaji Goat Get Lost by benedictac(f): 3:21pm On Dec 01, 2009

weet abi na wetin dem dey call u self, if i start with u eh,

Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by benedictac(f): 3:17pm On Dec 01, 2009

folly69:
hmmmn (just passing thru)

and u decided to stop, amebo

Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by benedictac(f): 1:47pm On Dec 01, 2009

u guys should stop using insult now, una nor know say INSULT na Clemsy middle name

Jokes Etc › Re: Alhaji Goat Get Lost by benedictac(f): 1:45pm On Dec 01, 2009

did u check the moon?

Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Amusement Park 1 by benedictac(f): 1:37pm On Dec 01, 2009

u come?

Jokes Etc › Re: Alhaji Goat Get Lost by benedictac(f): 1:31pm On Dec 01, 2009

Knight1:
Mehn, i seriously wish flogging was possible on NL
Haba!!!
ISPs should start screening clients, seriously!!!!

u fit collect the job

studio43:
Though stale, but still better pass some copy and paste joke specialists for here.

dont try to console urself, which one u don ever crack or copy post

dani1luv:
CHeck dictionary

u are talking as if u've ever seen one

weet:
then crack urs if u think it is easy edifice like u!!

which one be ur own, u nor go hide ur face for this kind quack joke wey u give? u still dey get mouth

tolu001:
@poster must be out of his mind, na by force den dey crack joke?

nor blame am, even presidency seat for Naija now, na by force

Jokes Etc › Re: The Dumb Mechanic by benedictac(f): 1:14pm On Dec 01, 2009

what type of response were u expectng?

Family › Re: Matured by benedictac(f): 5:07pm On Nov 20, 2009

wonders will never end

Events › Re: Your Christmas Plans. by benedictac(f): 9:02am On Nov 16, 2009

Are u omo mummy?

Events › Re: What Would You Do If You Have Been Left At The Altar? by benedictac(f): 2:37pm On Nov 13, 2009

Infact, hah!!! i dont know

Events › Re: Ladies Only: Planning A Wedding by benedictac(f): 2:32pm On Nov 13, 2009

@ Poster, congrates, some of us went through it too, u dont need to be scared. just be urself. well my candide advice to u is this, what is ur budget, cause this will determine the planning. Where will it be comfortable for u that u wont get into debt thereafter, is it Zaria or Abuja?

Your sincere answers will help u, i dont believe in wasting money, my slogan has always been "I have the best but, not necessary the most expensive" be wise my dear or u might just get into debt, instead of enjoying ur honeymoon u might only be thinking of how to settle debts, and i tell u now man likes it, even if he is pretending.

if u need my sincere advice, then send me a private message.

Events › Re: Your Christmas Plans. by benedictac(f): 2:22pm On Nov 13, 2009

I just learnt how to cook party jollof rice and not the usual asepo, so i want to practicalize it this christmas. u are all inveted. So i am patiently waiting for that day to do catering pratical

Family › Re: Parental Guide: Bringing Up A Child by benedictac(f): 11:22am On Nov 03, 2009

@ Sissy,

could it be u are suggesting sex trial

Romance › Re: Dealing With A Partner Who Never Says Sorry by benedictac(f): 3:22pm On Oct 30, 2009

Mine was quick at saying "I'm sorry" when we were still courting but since after our wedding the case has changed, but what did i do, i just counted it as one of those things in him i can do without

Family › Re: If It Were U, What Will U Do? by benedictac(f): 3:50pm On Oct 28, 2009

@ poster, dont force the child on him, take care of ur child and God will help u thru. the future will tell and by that time u will have him at ur beck and call

Family › Re: Help! Her Marriage Is Failing by benedictac(f): 9:49am On Oct 28, 2009

@ poster, ur friend should know that islam allows polygamy. so she should had prepared herself for anything. I also come from a polygamous home with 4 wives and about 30 children and we lived happily. I know it depends on the man too.

But poster, why is ur friend not doing anything? i dont believe in women being full time house wives and not doing anything. Tell her to better wake up and face realities of life and get something to do. coz if she leaves or dies her four kids will become the slaves of that other woman. This need no advice.

TV/Movies › Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by benedictac(f): 9:22am On Oct 23, 2009

I watched dead man walking acted by Susan Sarandon and Sean Penn

Adverts › Re: Bulk Sms Alert For Birthday Invitation,weddings And Other Occassions by benedictac(f): 4:39pm On Oct 22, 2009

@ Kosoko what did u do that for? u had all the time in the world to had advertised urs and not use someone else's medium to do that

TV/Movies › Re: Your Worst Tv Advert by benedictac(f): 3:35pm On Oct 22, 2009

I totally agree with u on dat, b4 u finish watching the adverts on Nig. movies, NEPA done take light.

the one i hate most is LUNA MILK

TV/Movies › Re: Until My Last Breath (Telenovela On AIT) by benedictac(f): 12:22pm On Oct 20, 2009

If u want to see and anger of a hen, then touch her chic. Na wetin dey happen between Maria and Romina be dat. Maria Mrs Too Good, knowing the circumstance of Hector and Romina's seperation go dey carry her baby even in the present of the mom. If na me, i go roast alive

Family › Re: Genuine Advice Plssssss. by benedictac(f): 8:57am On Oct 20, 2009

It is u we both feel for because she has taken my advice and her home is now at peace. Are u sad about dat? Sorry there is nothing u can do cause she has invited Christ into her home and the situation has changed for the best. So, look elsewhere to destroy this home has already been bought by Christ.

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