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Thank you for the intercessory prayr for him.

freecocoa:
Nooo, are you mad? How dare you? Almighty God? Jesus! What an abomination, oh father lord please please I beg you, forgive this one for he knows not what he sayeth, I see your wrath descending but please lord give him one more chance to come to you.

You don't have fear o, lord have mercy.

What's your definition of blacks?

Whoever he. Chooses to travel with is his business. They are all nigerians and nigeria is still nigeria. GOD bless Nigeria !!!

My guy, u don talk am finish. Na so one sidon be side me for taxi kon begin roast me with sweet sexy words. D next thing na "pls can u pay my TP? I don't have moni on me" guy trust me, next action na to check my pocket to secure my change, my response; "driver she dey talk to you" she hissed and pay from her purse. Where d moni come from?

amazingjoe:
Mehn...tynz fall apart bro.I had same 2...I met a young chap one day in d bus and i had a gud intention for her oooo seriously..nd d next day she flashed me lyk no man biznes...wen I called her she requested I send her a recharge card...grhhhh....immediately I knew d kinda gal she is..(MATERIALISTIC GAL.) MONI FOR HAND BACK FOR GROUND..MTCHEEEWW..

Dem no go come out now until they see who to attack out of contest.

Hmmmmmm

lameda07:
I'm pretty certain that this is the EnD of Saraki.

He betrayed the Change objective of APC
He call Osinbajo, a professor of Law and SAN, a mere comissioner
He parlied with greatest enemies of change
He betrayed the party structure later reposed in him
He openly rejected the request made through the top Echelon of the Party.
He openly disobeyed the Commader-in-Chief of the Armed forces
Etc.

All these are unforgiven

What an irony of life.

sammyj:
Muslims were busy stoning the devil in Mecca while Nigerians were busy stoning Saraki in ilorin chai diaries god ooooo. Truly the rise and fall of Saraki ! !!

So u sabi. D guy chucks?

Haywhymido:
Mr chuks will soon be here to complete the sentence as "the rise n rise up of the bukky saraki

No be lie ooo, you neva see girl take stout b4?

Jollyjoy:
Only you? Op u can lie ooo,a gal ordered stout on first date?shuooooo

Na only stout you see there? Youself don order that kind thing be dat na

A. Friend send this atticle to me on whatsapp, after. Reading it I became confused and which to share with fellow Nairalanders for opinion sorting: I. Want to learn oooo
Saraki left the PDP for personal reasons......not
because he wanted CHANGE. This is evident in his behaviour since APC became victorious.

APC trusted Saraki, jilted Belgore just to please
Saraki. APC asked both Belgore and Lai Mohammed to relinquish the state leadership to Saraki. While Lai choicelessly agreed, Belgore left APC because 'I can never be in the same party with Saraki talkless of him leading me'.....Raji Fashola spoke and appealed to his bosom friend Belgore not to leave APC but the latter sought Fashola's understanding on the fact that Saraki is not a human being and that APC will regret having Saraki in its fold.

APC openly celebrated Saraki. Saraki nominated
every single political appointments in Kwara....he
took over the structure of the APC in Kwara.
APC narrowly won Kwara with just over 100k votes
above the PDP.

Race for Senate Leadership began. This slot would
have naturally gone to the SE had Ngige or other
experienced APC senatorial candidate won but APC
NASS conflict's foundation was laid by the rejection
of the party in the SE!

Therefore, 3 major lucky contenders were jostling for
the Senate President position- Lawan from NE,
Saraki and Akume from NS all wanted to fill the
vacuum created by the SE. Buhari and APC preferred
Lawan from the NE instead of Tinubu's friend Akume
and Atiku's choice Saraki.

Tinubu being a smart man quickly asked his friend
Akume to step down for the Party's and President's
choice Lawan. Akume, another reasonable politician agreed! Tinubu is not just a driver, he also know when to accelerate and when to march the brake!!
Atiku and Saraki kept on accelerating even when it
was obvious that the duo have approached the zebra
crossing!!!! A warrior that knows how to fight that
does not know how to run when necessary will
eventually perish in the battlefield!

Saraki and his pushers became arrogant and resolute to disgrace the APC and the President .... All appeals by leaders of their party did not hold water. Saraki said he wanted due process ......therefore, the party organized a primary election to please him... Saraki lost the election and instead of staying within his
team and agree with the APC Senators decision, he
betrayed the APC and teamed up with the PDP to
steal the hard earned victory of the APC through the back door. He wanted SP even if heavens will fall. He eventually stole it while 95% of his colleagues were
away, he joined the PDP to ridicule CHANGE. He did
not stop there, he made the PDP DSP!! Ha!
What wickedness? What a deadly traitor?

The party was battling with the humble pie and
sought further reconciliation by asking Saraki to give other leadership positions left to its preferred choices, at least to calm nerves and save the party from national disgrace...but Saraki once again injured the party and announced his own preferred choices behaving like 'IGE ADUBI' who cares less whether or not his mother or father died on the day of his birth!

The intention of Saraki became very clear to
APC......he wants to APC to fail, disgraced and
destroyed......he has gone back to his former
husband...PDP. But the concern of Buhari is different from the APC's .......Buhari wants to eradicate corruption but how can Kwara Corruption King lead from the senate? Number one priority of Buhari administration has been ambushed by thieves from the NASS.....Buhari, a soldier and a war tested
veteran will not give up the fight to eradicate corruptn in Nigeria. His preference for Lawan has nothing to do with politics but with policies!
Saraki obviously has constituted himself to be a clog in the wheels of CHANGE. He has become the arrow head of Business as Usual in a government of
CHANGE! Therefore his book of remembrance was
opened. His judgement became expedient.....Since hewanted to be one of leaders in the government of Change, he must be thoroughly searched. Buhari the first leader has been searched.......Osinbajo the
second leader has been searched.....so why will
Saraki the 'third' leader avoid search You
cannot eat your cake and have it!!!!!

For those who said why saraki? Keep your mouth
shut. Saraki wants to be number three and therefore,
his cupboards must be opened, we must know his
condition and fitness......if he passed this current test,
then CHANGE will admit him but if he fails......CHAN
GE will purge him........

This is not a joke! CHANGE has come to Nigeria and
he who must come to equity must come with clean
hands! And that is what we mean by Common Sense
Revolution!
On Bukola Saraki: Be Careful Where Your Sympathy Lies.

Bukola Saraki may have started facing Karma. In July 2009, Saraki & his co-conspirators including the CBN Governor Sanusi Lamido hatched a plot to bring down Intercontinental Bank. Saraki was owing the bank heavily & Erastus Akingbola was bent on selling his assets pledged as collateral. Many of those assets were listed in the CCT document. The only way out for Saraki to save his assets was to plot the removal of Erastus as CEO of the bank, bring down the bank & Saraki's debt sin will be washed away. Sanusi had a different grudge against Erastus & found a worthy ally in Saraki.

Saraki used the press to publish a list of assets of Akingbola & Cecilia Ibru both real & imaginary. Expectedly, it generated & resulted in public hatred for both. Some of the assets were published at current value when they have been acquired at far lower values. The press was manipulated against Erastus by Saraki to give a dog a bad name.

Saraki played god. He terminated the careers of thousands of people just to save his assets from being sold by a bank. He caused CBN under Lamido not to accept recapitalisation proposals of the banks. He influenced CBN to make his boy Lai Alabi CEO of Intercontinental. Eventually Saraki's loans were written off. He got his assets back but many families have suffered. Saraki is evil. He is selfish. He will set a whole village on fire just to kill a rat. This is more obvious the way he has gone about his ambitions. Saraki cannot be trusted. He is a great manipulator.

Saraki is now confronted with a similar medicine he has applied on people to get to where he is. When this case starts Saraki will be confronted with facts that will shock him. If this is followed to logical conclusion he may lose his assets & even go to jail which is where he rightly belongs.

Think twice before you show any sympathy for Saraki, an evil of a man. If he escapes the judgment of man he cannot escape that of God.

There is this lady we just added ourselves on bbm. After the first greetings. Of aquaintance, the next thing was, "dear, pls send me 400 naira mtn card to renew my sub". Imagine o. Ladies be like ........... .? Fill in d gap abeg.

I met a girl on Facebook and we met face to face this
evening, i decided to take her to an nice place around where we can relax and talk better. i was with N500.
I paid for our bike N200, and was left with N300.
When we got there before i could order for a malt for
her she ordered for 3bottles of big stout for
N1500,and 2 plates of pepper soup that is
N1000,nkwobi N800 and asked me to go outside and
buy her recharge card of N1500.
Now I am outside. What do you think i should have done?

Choi !!! U. Are under arrest for. Restructuring my name.

benedictnsi:
Shatap


The question is why did you steal my name

Wetin I do you wey my name get modification for your mouth so?

benedictnsi:
Is for Benedictnsi

I just dey save you ni Ooº°˚˚˚°º‎​. U know say. U be jjC na

Chidexter:
ehyaaa op, scammers really find your trouble well well

Thank GOD for your understanding.

joefredd006:
the 'ACcident ' scam has been played on me once, i just remained calm and rebuked all the evil talks on him and his kins.

A lot of people explore the various opportunities that are available in Lagos which usually cuts across getting a job or engaging in a business. Some people however have perfected the art of duping and scamming people in the city. The more people are trying to avoid getting caught in the web of scammers, the more intelligent they get. The scam, popularly called 419 which is a section of the Nigerian constitution that deals with fraud is very rampant in Lagos and you need to be smart not to fall for them.

Here are 10 Lagos 419 tricks you must be wary of.

Visa Lottery


The desire to travel out of Nigeria in search of greener pasture is a weakness which fraudsters prey on. Visa lottery is one of the opportunities available to travel to America and Europe. These fraudsters open fake websites or adverts for Visa openings asking people to apply and pay a token. The string of payment begins when they inform you that you are close to securing a visa to the country of your choice. If you are not careful, you might end up paying more money than you would have if you were following the due process to secure a visa. At the end, the 419ers don’t even have any visa to provide.

Money Doubling

This trick involves being asked to provide any amount of money with the promise that the money would be doubled. The elaborate drama involves the supposed money doubler ‘successfully’ doubling the money provided by random persons. The idea is to get you interested especially if you are the greedy type. If you put in a little money and you get double the amount, you are likely to try with a bigger sum which is when you will be scammed.

Prophet Of Doom


This scheme is meant to prey on the weakness of those who subscribe to religion. These fraudsters are aware that most people in Lagos believe what they are told by religious leaders and thus pretend to be one. The fake prophet approaches and tells you he can see through some imaginary means that you have a spiritual problem and randomly mentions one or two problems you might be going through. He is likely to tell you that your great grandmother is responsible for your woes and he alone has to key to unlocking the bondage. If you believe him, you are likely to spiral down a tunnel of lies.

Small Investment; Big Reward

Investments, especially in Lagos is expected to yield big financial rewards but you should be wary of the ones were little is known about the ‘business’ except that you are only asked to provide some money and wait for your money to grow. The scammer might give you list of names and people ready to testify that the business is the only way you can make it big in Lagos.. as soon as you are in, you are likely to be in the scheme until you have sold all your things and borrowed more before you are left alone. By then, it is already too late to do anything as the scammer will disappear to the underground.

Familiar Face

This form of scam is activated and completed in less than a minute so you need to be careful and smart. If someone suddenly grabs you in a friendly bear hug and says it has been a long time you last saw each other while you are struggling to see the person’s face, then you have been hooked. It is likely the person will release you from the grip, look at your face and apologise that you look very familiar and makes a comment that people are created in twos. As soon as the person goes, he is sure to have disappeared with your mobile phone, wallet and other valuables you have. How this is done remains a mystery but as soon as someone hold you in a deadlock, better push away and apologise later if the person is someone you actually know. It is better than being squeezed dry.

Bag Of Money


This trick is a very elaborate one meant to pull the victim in until there is no way out. The scammer who is a member of a larger group pretends to have stumbled upon a bad of foreign currency but the money is supposedly under the siege of a spiritual spell. The plan is to entice you with the large sum of money. You are expected to follow the group to a spell where the spell can be broken and the money will be safe for spending. As soon as you follow the group, you are definitely going to lose your money in a bid to pay for the spell to be broken.

Winning Number

With the different promotions being done by companies to reward their customers, scammers are keying into this scheme to defraud people in Lagos. Text messages are sent to random numbers that they are the lucky winners of large amounts of money in the on-going promo of a company. A phone number is provided for you to call in order to claim your money. That is where the scamming begins as you are asked to pay some amount of money for the money to be transferred to you.

Foreign Relative


This scam also involves mobile communication but unlike the Winning Number” which begins with a text message, this scam is initiated with a phone call from a person who claims to be a distant relative and is living in one foreign country. The scammer then milks you a story about his decision to send you some goods and that you need to send some money to an account before the goods can be cleared. As soon as you fail to detect the scam, you are definitely going to pay a lot for your mistake.

Job

With a lot of people looking for jobs in Lagos, this scam is not easy to detect. Lagosians lose their guards when there is the offer of a job and might not take the time to find out how credible the job is. This scam involve job seekers who were selected usually without applying for that job being asked to submit their Cv and some processing fee. The processing fee is not likely to end until the job seeker realises that he has been putting water into a basket.

Accident


This scam plays on Lagosians’ emotion which is usually uncontrollable when they get the news of an accident. In this case, the scammer calls to inform you that a member of your family is involved in an accident and is in critical condition. Your phone number was found on the victim’s phone and you are expected to send some money so the person can receive adequate treatment. It is reasonable to call the person’s number first or someone who might have more reliable information before proceeding. If not, you can realise too late that you have fallen for a 419 scheme

SOurcE:>>> http://madailygist.com/revealed-top10-lagos-419-tricks-you-should-never-fall-for-photos/

I see a cursed being in you. Must you comment if you don't know what to say? Be mindful of. What you say because you are getting overdose of it soon.
Where were u when she was advicing and confirming that stealing is not curruption?if you need education, start from d crech now before it is too late. A fool that you are will just shout at the sound. Of a clap. I dash you SENSE iJN

smuth:
The bitter truth is that you will never progress in life simple because you dont like to see people progress. Dont blame the devil for your failure in life you are the architect of your problems. Please permit me to speak some sense into your thick skull...Ask yourself this question, If she truely contributed in destroying this country would she be appointed in this prestigious organization? Or do you think they are as stu.pid and gullible as people like you to have appointed her? You are just one of the zombies our politicians use to cause confusion because they know just how stu.pid and gullible you are.

“Their ignorance of the law, that a man is presumed innocent until proven guilty by a court of competent jurisdiction, is also most profound.

Its better for her to join the LIZARDS, at least she too can become crocodile/aligator/cameleon etc
Axe. Go soon. Touch. Her. Damn thieve.

#wukillnaija

Thank. You

McCarlito:
#NotFunny

















Dumb Racist Joke

Hmmmmm, make I no lie.she don. Exchange ya brain with pof pof.
U be my broda and I no want make u die or. Make person kill u. If u continue this way na d girl go kill u, gbam !!!
She. Is just using you to count figure and she want you to break up the relationship yourself since she did d last time, that's d attitude she is giving u. Read d writting. Well, she doesn't love u anymore.
Love is calm and respectful
Love is sweet and peaceful
Love is kind and nice
Love is. Wise
Love gat two eyes opened. With microscopic lens on
Love is reciprocal.
My broda, get yourself anoda girl and watch what her next action. Will be. But never you think of marrying such a wicked and heartless chick.
Be warned !!!

A Nigerian man and a white American guy were
seated on a plane. The Nigerian man had a
bunch of banana, while d white American guy
had a monkey. The Nigerian man wanted to use
d toilet, he said to the White American guy;
please watch over my bananas, while am gone.
He went, cameback and found out that the
bananas were all gone. The white American guy
pointed at the monkey and said; your brother
here, ate all of them. The Nigerian man said
nothing. Minutes later, the White American guy
said; please hold my monkey while i go pee. He
went, came back and met the monkey, dead. He
asked the Nigerian man what happened and he
replied; this is a family matter, please stay out of
it.

Someone. Say make the guy go dey do olosho everyday, that. One go dey pull d johnboo out . Dem say na becos he starve oga Jonboo that's why he vex run inside

Shuuu!!!! Why u dey skabash na? E reach dat one?

Sabrwahaqqo:
lmfao ! As if I know u from Adam .... Gerarahere mehn shi

U sure say something still remain between. Your two legs? Ask. Wheesin for d pix abeg

deadZONE:
pictures of the before and now d!CK

I be dey pity u before, u want make I tell everyone here say na. You seek my help? No let me expose you Ooº°˚˚˚°º‎​

Sabrwahaqqo:
Its like you're not interested in getting ya shrinking dikc under control

You need deliverance from bad. Thinking. I guess you have the problem too, that is why u can think of your broda having the d prob. Na only you waka. Come, u hear?!!!
Find out who I am very well, it will shock you to know U ARE UNDER ARREST.

wheesin:
First of all...you are the man BETWEEN his 30s. You have an issue with your manhood and your slutty ex loves a huge dick. Just stop wanking and lieing too

No be lie, but u go need to send that money to me to buy for u.

Sabrwahaqqo:
Lol. Not that... Ileya is around the corner y'now

Me I no know weda he dey masturbate Ooº°˚˚˚°º‎​. But I know say he never chop watermelon. Since leaving his ex.

Slimzjoe:
This is the 6th Case am hearing in this week....Quit Masturbation First Let's know where the Rain is beating you From