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Celebrities › Re: Liz Anjorin: I'm Too Pretty To Be Poor by benedicts(m): 11:59pm On Oct 03, 2015

Pls guyz am begging for votes on behalf of my sis, don't just view. Link http://misscurvynigeria.com/contestants/ vote MC26. Just a click plssssss

Family › Re: What Will You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by benedicts(op): 11:44pm On Oct 03, 2015

tpiander:
I AM A SUB HE-GOAT

Family › Re: What Will You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by benedicts(op): 11:41pm On Oct 03, 2015

tpiander:
I AM ALSO A SUBGOAT.

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Family › Re: What Will You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by benedicts(op): 11:34pm On Oct 03, 2015

tpiander:
THAT IS WHAT MAKES. ME A MINI GOAT.

Family › Re: What Will You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by benedicts(op): 11:28pm On Oct 03, 2015

tpiander:
.A GOAT IS BETTER THAN I AM.

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Family › Re: What Will You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by benedicts(op): 11:19pm On Oct 03, 2015

tpiander:
I am. A stupid goat.

Literature › Re: The Day MTN taught me the Lesson of my Life ( Short Story) by benedicts(m): 11:13pm On Oct 03, 2015

[size=15pt] the guy 10mb don finish, make una wait make he recharge #100 naira nxt week to get anoda 10mb to complete d story [/size]

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Family › Re: What Will You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by benedicts(op): 11:03pm On Oct 03, 2015

tpiander:
I BE LIKE GOAT WEY DEY SPEAK GRAMMAR, NA BY FORCE TO QUOTE?

Family › Re: What Will You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by benedicts(op): 11:00pm On Oct 03, 2015

YOU BE LIKE GOAT WEY DEY SPEAK GRAMMAR, NA BY FORCE TO COMMENT?

tpiander:
I cannot relate with the situation and neither will I ever relate with any of you folks' demonic situations and stories in Jesus name.

so, since I am not a juju worshipper like you people, i cannot answer your question.

The scenario is a foreign one to me and will continue to be like that as far as I'm concerned.

if e pain you, open blog and pour out your painment there.

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Family › What Will You Do In This Kind Of Situation? by benedicts(op): 9:49pm On Oct 03, 2015

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ? A woman tells her husband that she is going to visit her sick mum in the village. She goes on Friday and returns on Sunday, with plenty of fruits and food stuff, saying they are from her mum to the husband and the children. The husband gently asks her about her mother's health and how she was doing, to which she replies that she took her to the hospital in the village and she is recovering and getting better. The wife adds that her mother insisted that she must re-visit the village in a few days, to spend at least a week with her. "I'm worried about Mama" the wife crooned, with tears swelling in her eyes. "She'll be fine, dear." Hubby lovingly replied. The husband then politely asks her to take the items to the kitchen. As she enters, she meets her mother preparing food in the kitchen. Apparently, her mum came visiting since the Friday that she left home. You can imagine the plight of this woman. stuck, shocked, dazed and dumbfounded at the kitchen door! whether to go in and drop the items' from mama', or return to her hubby in the living room! How would you handle this case? Your humble opinion is required.

Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bomb Blast In Abuja. by benedicts(m): 7:53am On Oct 03, 2015

Innocent nigerian lives wasting Vs political power.

Is the surrendering propanda of BH working. Now?

Are the militaries winning the war?

GOD come save nigeria plssss.

Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Bomb Blast In Abuja. by benedicts(m): 7:48am On Oct 03, 2015

I saw. The news few minutes after it happened, I was scared to post it, I felt its a fake,

GOD. Have. Mercy

Politics › Re: Return ‘Arabic Ajami’ To Naira Notes – Muslim Group(MURIC) Urges Buhari! by benedicts(m): 5:38pm On Oct 02, 2015

See mumu reasoning, how will that. Develop the country?

Is that d only thing that matters to their life?

Anyway, they are attention seekers and they have got it on nairaland. Aint gonna pass that level.

Celebrities › Re: Miss Curvy 2015 by benedicts(op): 3:48am On Oct 02, 2015

PLEASE GUYZ HELP ME VOTE MY FRIEND MC 26

Celebrities › Miss Curvy 2015 by benedicts(op): 9:55pm On Oct 01, 2015

PLEASE FELLOW NAIRALANDERS VOTE MC26 AS MISS CURVY 2015 ON THIS LINK http://misscurvynigeria.com/contestants/
thank you all.

Romance › Re: Lady Whose Husband Can't Sleep Unless He Sucks Pvssy Urgently Needs Your Advice by benedicts(m): 10:46am On Oct 01, 2015

Let me. Think ....

D guy na pussiliar!!!

Oneday your pussy go waka.

Politics › Re: Drop Your Best Wishes For Nigeria At 55 by benedicts(m): 10:26am On Oct 01, 2015

Though they call her zoo
I call nigeria paradise of human resources
They say Nigeria is cursed
I say Nigeria is blessed with numerous natural resources,
The say Nigeria cannot be. One
I say. The will of GOD for nigeria will. Come to pass

Nigeria, you will see the light again
And all evil doers. Will be. Exposed
Judgement of. GOD will bounce on. All distructing peace in this. Great Nigeria.

GOD bless nigeria.

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Gay Activists Protest, Ask Buhari To Repeal Nigeria's Antigay Law (Pics by benedicts(m): 9:20am On Oct 01, 2015

The. Stupid activist. Wants recognition and they should. Be termed as nigerian bastards.

Politics › Re: Saraki: CCB Member Says Chairman Breached Bureau’s Procedure by benedicts(m): 3:56pm On Sep 30, 2015

Can someone just tell these CCB people to put their house in order before disturbing saraki? Is. He d only. News in the country?

Romance › Re: Hot Babe Trend by benedicts(op): 8:42pm On Sep 28, 2015

Pass. Me d laita !!!!

yungrashee:
effects of WEED

Romance › Re: Hot Babe Trend by benedicts(op): 6:16pm On Sep 28, 2015

QatarPlayboy:
WHO HELP U ESCAPE FRM YABA LEFT?

na you na, we. Gather dey dia together na, na u be d captain there self

Romance › Hot Babe Trend by benedicts(op): 3:40pm On Sep 28, 2015

I have notice something. In all social media I belonged to,,,
Any hot babe in de house add me"
If you are hot, I am available"
Sexy and hot babe in the room, add up"
Etc
Must babe be. Hot before dey add you?
Why not cold babes?
Warm babe nko?
Guyz make una no boil all our babes. To make dem hot ooo.

Abeg na joke I dey before una start. To dey. Throw bomb.

Politics › Re: Saraki, Loyalists Lobby Emirs To Beg Buhari by benedicts(m): 2:57pm On Sep 28, 2015

Is saraki guilty? Make una let this matter rest until it has been totally tried. Biko nu oo

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Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor's Outfit To Beer Festival 'Oktoberfest' In Germany Is Eye-Popping by benedicts(m): 8:43am On Sep 28, 2015

Na because. Of booby advert dey alwayz make her wear her daughter top?
D sagging boobs needs vulganizer attention shapali!!

Iranu.....

Science/Technology › Re: Pictures Of The Lunar Eclipse. Did You Experience It??? by benedicts(m): 7:37am On Sep 28, 2015

What does the lunar eclipse mean to us? He dey bring money ni? Abi e dey turn monday to friday?

Nigerians ready for world recognition for seeing lunatic eclipse,
Sorry lunar eclipse grin

Crime › Re: NNPC:trial Of Treasury Looters To Begin Soon - Buhari by benedicts(m): 7:22am On Sep 28, 2015

Thank GOD for your life, at least you. Have received sense in abundant. GOD bless Nigeria

idari:
I was rushin to bash/insult him as usual wen I saw d headline but wen I read d content of d message I changed my mind,maybe dis man isn't bad as we assumed,for d past one week Nepa havnt taken light in my hood,and anoda instance is his calling akpabio despite him bein in d opposition,I tink am tired of wailing,sorry brodas,we hav to embrace d goodwill dat dis govt hav for us. I know my broda Ekene will be happy to hear dis he has been a masturbator even b4 d election though we are from d east,lol d guy even wan turn to muslim because of Buhari ,I wonder y some of our folks will be wishin nigeria bad just for sentimental/political/and ethnical reason,if dis govt fails we all we be affected

Family › Re: Her Husband Claimed She Was Not GOD' S Will by benedicts(op): 7:12am On Sep 28, 2015

That is another issue, he is no longer under ant. Church, he just got a small. Space where he wants to plant. His own church.

5minsmadness:
That "Pastor" is most likely schizophrenic.

If he is indeed a pastor then he has elders in the church that he listens to. Let those elders know what is going on and let them call him to order.

Politics › Re: Many Dead, 50 Houses Razed As Boko Haram Invades Adamawa Communities by benedicts(m): 9:35pm On Sep 27, 2015

Nna gi bu. Ezi, onye acuchu, ewu ki bu

walozanga:
ezi.. Nwa amuru na ashawo

Family › Re: Her Husband Claimed She Was Not GOD' S Will by benedicts(op): 9:32pm On Sep 27, 2015

Is that how you have been framing stories for your primary 1 students? cheesy

I don't pretend and I don't decieve people, this is best way I can get. Advise. For d cheated lady.

EfemenaXY:
I'm telling you.

This "true" story na story-story....STORY. Once upon a time, there lived an @OP who would dream up tales to get feedback for his JSS3 Literature assignment....

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Family › Re: Her Husband Claimed She Was Not GOD' S Will by benedicts(op): 9:26pm On Sep 27, 2015

Its complicated, I. Sat as a father for the pastor during the wedding ceremony. I hope u understand now?

EfemenaXY:
Why are you so involved in this? What's it got to do with you?

Or are you the "woman" in question masking as a man on here?

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Family › Re: Her Husband Claimed She Was Not GOD' S Will by benedicts(op): 6:27pm On Sep 27, 2015

I am kinda confuse sef, I have called the lady and inform her of her husband deeds. Now sheis cryingand seeking advise fromme.

yetseyi:
This one is a bit strong oo, God help them.

But God doesn't lie. So how come God told him to marry and also leave her.

I think the Lady should pray since it seems all efforts for him to take responsibility are in vain.

Politics › Re: Many Dead, 50 Houses Razed As Boko Haram Invades Adamawa Communities by benedicts(m): 2:36pm On Sep 27, 2015

Isi ewu, anu ohia like u

walozanga:
Oooh u sabi speak igbo. Ezi ofia. Ofeke like u

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