₦airaland Forum

[color=#000099][/color]call her and discuss the issue maturedly.

YOU TOO TRY JOOR

Narrative essay that starts or ends with the word "ABOKI".

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optimist D:
y u go end am with "Aboki?"

I PITY THE GUY NA, ABI NO BE ABOKI HE BE?

Mallam Musa bought a 20m Naira bullet proof Jeep,he was traveling from Abuja to Kano wen he was accosted by armed bandits,dey opened fire on his car n all d bullets bounced off. Musa Started raining abuses @ d bandits "Ubanka Shege, Dan boroba".D Armed Bandits shouted dat dey couldn’t hear him. Musa rolled his glass down so dey could hear him. He was buried yesterday accordn 2 Islamic rites!!! ABOKI.... Lolz,

DOES THE FIRST DAY U MEET A GUY OR LADY HAS IMPACT IN LOVING THE PERSON? IS IT POSSIBLE TO FALL IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?

HE IS A GRAET TEAM MAKER, I WISH HIM BEST OF LUCK.

I THINK HE DESERVES MAN OF THE MATCH AWAARD/

NONSENSE WONT STOP IN THIS COUNTRY, FIRST, IT WAS SUBSIDY ROVAL THAT ENDS UP IN THEIR POCKET, NOW PHCN BILLING INCREASE THAT WILL PUSH THEIR KIDS BANK ACCOUNT UP. THERE IS GOD IN HEAVEN OOOO, BONBOKLAT..................

Sources in several state governments as well as the Federal Ministry of Finance have disclosed to SaharaReporters that Nigeria’s cash flow woes appear to be worsening. For the second month in a row, the Nigerian government was unable to meet the schedule for disbursing monthly allocations from the federation account to states.

Our sources accused President Goodluck Jonathan’s administration of depleting the country’s foreign reserves and recklessly overspending budgeted funds.

One source revealed that the Federal Ministry of Finance has paid March monthly allocations only to some states. The allocations for April and May 2012 remain unpaid. As a result of what some of the sources described as a major cash flow crisis, many civil servants and National Youth Corps members have yet to receive their April salaries or allowances.

In addition, the meeting of the Federal Accounts Allocation Committee (FAAC) has been postponed indefinitely after the secretariat said the earlier meeting scheduled for today and tomorrow was no longer feasible. SaharaReporters obtained a text message announcing the cancellation of the meeting. Sent by Philip K. Angulu, the terse message apologized to recipients for any inconveniences caused by the postponement.

SaharaReporters learnt that the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) has not been able to make regular payments to the federation accounts as oil marketers and corporation are now deducting their share of profit in offshore accounts to avoid dealing with local bureaucratic bottlenecks.

A source within the Presidency described Mr. Jonathan as a confused pawn in the hands of members of his security team who manipulate him to approve huge “security votes” for the so-called fight against terrorism. “Many of the president’s security advisers just keep deceiving him into releasing more and more cash to them – and they have nothing to show for it,” said the source.

Another source in the Central Bank told SaharaReporters that fuel marketers continue to defraud Nigerians with undocumented and fraudulent claims. “As we speak, I can tell you that the government has virtually spent this year’s budget for fuel subsidies – and we are only in the middle of May,” said the source. He added, “Nigerians are calling on President Jonathan to prosecute those who committed fraud in collecting fuel subsidies in the past. They don’t know that the fraud has actually increased this year.”

One of our sources accused Christopher Kolade, the chairman of the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment (SURE) Committee, of deliberately misleading Nigerians when he claimed that N60 billion has been saved for the implementation of the phantom palliative program put in place by Mr. Jonathan’s government to pacify Nigerians who thronged the streets of Nigerian and foreign cities in January to protest the removal of fuel subsidy. “Dr. Kolade knows that no such fund exists,” said the source, a ranking official in the federal government.

NA WA FOR PEOPLE OOOOO

WHAT DO U THINK OF THIS STATEMENT FROM THE SAME PERSON WHO ECHOED THAT NIGERIA IS BROKE SOME WEEKS AGO ?

I SEE A NEW MENTALITY IN THIS ROOM,WHERE MOST LADIES WISH THEIR MAN DOING STUPID THINGS IN TEST FOR LOVE OR STUPIDITY. MY AGREEMENT GOES TO THE LADY WHO SUPPORT LIVING FOR LOVE AND ENJOY EVERY BIT LOVE HAS TO OFFER WETHER THICK OR THIN. @ FLOXYLUV, CINDYRELLA,I LOVE UR COMMENT.

Missy_B: I'd like to answer practically . . .Oya, come prostrate across this gutter in front of me.

I WAS EXPECTING U TO ASK FOR ONE OF MY LIVER IN ADDITION,

MAY GOD HELP US

JAY, U ARE DEFINITELY RIGHT, NO WOMAN WANTS TO RETURN D FAVOR DEY GET FROM THEIR MAN, THE ONLY LANGUAGE THEY SPEAAK IS "WOMEN ARE WEAKER VESSELS" AND YET WE GUYZ CANT TAKE OUR EYES OFF THEM. WHAT A LIFE !!!

I NEED A CHANGE OF STATUS, CAN ANY ONE LINK ME UP WITH A GOOD BUSINNESS OPPORTUNITY?

TRUE TALK JAY, EVERYONE HAS D SENSES TO SHEAR TEARS, BUT THERE IS NEED TO BE MATURED AND GROW UP FAST FROM EVERY DISAPPOINTMENT.

MISSY, CAN U ALLOW YOUR MAN DO THAT?

MRbrownJAY: that photo is PURE FOOLISHNESS, mixed with STOOPIDITY, and with a zest of INSANITY!!!!!!

dying for love means that you heart feels like stopping every time you so much as hear that persons name etc. it is a figure of speech and NO ONE has ever died of love, NOBODY. (although many have been driven to insanity due to love, and did foolish act that resulted in their death)

MR BROWNJAY, I BELIVE U, WHAT DO U XPECT A MAN TO SAY WHEN HE CRIED LIKE A BABY ALL COS HIS BABE WAS FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE?

WHAT DO U THINK?

IMAGINE THE GENERATION WHERE OLD MAN WANTS TO COMPETE WITH HIS SON.

CAN THIS BE LOVE?

WHAT DOES DYING FOR LOVE TRULLY MEANS?

MY MTN BBS WORKED FOR A WHILE LAST NITE NAD DISCONNECTED ITSELF, EVER SINCE NA YA WA OOOO. AM USING WHATSAPP NOW IN PLACE OF BBM.