Politics › Re: Smiling Aisha Alhassan At FEC Meeting With Buhari Presiding (Photos) by Benekruku(m): 2:42pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Someone Buhari should have used for a rich human pepper-soup with lots of scented veggies. |
Romance › Re: Can One Be In Love With Two People At The Same Time? by Benekruku(m): 2:20pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Very possible!
Am presently I love with Tobacco and beer that have been confused for over a decade on which to quit first.
The love keeps waxing stronger. I even introduced cat fish to the combo.
Now am inlove with 3 people! |
Nairaland General › Re: Massive Python Swallows Big Goat (Photos) by Benekruku(m): 2:04pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Use the snake for pepper soup and the goat for barbecue!
2 in 1 |
Jokes Etc › Re: When You Finally Meet That Nairalander Whose Post Is Always On Point by Benekruku(m): 1:49pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Christiano Ronaldo all the Way! |
Celebrities › Re: Tboss And Bisola Reunite After 5 Months (Photos) by Benekruku(m): 1:47pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
I will end up spiritually impregnating Tboss at the end of the day!
Quote me in 9months time... |
Car Talk › Re: The Irresistible Mercedes S-class Coupe (photos) by Benekruku(m): 1:10pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
And someone will tell me that the person that died in an autocrash with a 1981 Volkswagen Beetle and someone that died in a crash inside this vehicle re going to face same judgement.
Considerations and adjustments will definitely be made!
You can`t die inside this kind of car and still go to hell
Its outrightly impossible! |
Science/Technology › Re: Huge Crocodile Killed In Uhonmora, Edo State (Photos) by Benekruku(m): 12:33pm On Sep 13, 2017*. Modified: 3:36pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Fear Benin people!
Somebody`s mother would have died in an unknown place now
They wont know they killed an Human being |
Politics › Re: Thousands Of IPOB Supporters Headed To Nnamdi Kanu’s Home As Army Lays Siege by Benekruku(m): 12:18pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Burutai should be queried!
How can we had lots of this pigs and his gallant soldiers couldn't take at least 800 of them down!
A ridicule to his office.
How do we test if the potency of our long existing stock piled bullets.
Shame on those battalions!
Free meat they should have used to rank top in dissemination. |
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Politics › Re: "My Experience With IPOB Boys In Aba Today" - Young Lady by Benekruku(m): 9:59am On Sep 13, 2017 |
Who is doing who? 
The should enhance the terrorism so the few foreign investors in that region can relocate to the West.
When Delta state started there own, it was a plus for Port-Harcourt, Calabar and Lagos.
They need to start bombing social infrastructures and even cut power lines off the grid
Mofo`s |
Politics › Re: Army To Begin ‘Exercise Egwu Eke’ II In Abia, Anambra, Enugu On Friday by Benekruku(m): 9:49am On Sep 13, 2017 |
God bless The Nigerian Army!
Please where is Biafran Secret Service? 
Nnamadi Cownu is so eager to send millions to there early grave!
I thought the said the UN, ICC and NATO will intervene for them 
They better go ask what UN, NATO and ICC re doing in Myanmar, Yemen and North Korea
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Politics › Re: Ben Bruce And Atiku Abubakar Spotted At The Airport (Photos) by Benekruku(m): 8:29am On Sep 12, 2017 |
ChangetheChange: 
Atiku 2019
Buhari is a Recession infected Vegetable What do you know about the word "Recession"
Outside Google helping you out, am definitely sure you dont know! |
Politics › Re: Ben Bruce And Atiku Abubakar Spotted At The Airport (Photos) by Benekruku(m): 8:22am On Sep 12, 2017 |
maisauki: May God never let this man become d president Amen! |
Autos › Re: Just Arrived!!!! Hot Irresistible Car Deals! by Benekruku(op): 6:29am On Sep 12, 2017 |
Buy, register and drive!
Best deal at top notch condition you can get! |
Car Talk › Re: This Open-top Lamborghini Aventador S Roadster Is A Babe! by Benekruku(m): 8:10pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
I have they toy one of the car
Whats spectacular about it? |
Fashion › Re: Precious Omovong, Miss Delta, Withdraws From MBGN 2017 Pageant by Benekruku(m): 7:44pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
lafflaff123: Is it your eyes? I know a blind man when I see one At-least, we both know Cobahms Asuquo is blind? Sorry, I forgot you re blind too |
Christianity Etc › Re: Former Cultists, Prostitutes And Militants Undergo Water Baptism In Rivers. PICS by Benekruku(m): 7:19pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
gypsey: No difference! from one cult to Another (church) Cult  infact they should have stayed with the previous cult/prostitution because this new (church) cult pastor is more crooked.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Former Cultists, Prostitutes And Militants Undergo Water Baptism In Rivers. PICS by Benekruku(m): 7:19pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
Sango can never forgive them! |
Fashion › Re: Precious Omovong, Miss Delta, Withdraws From MBGN 2017 Pageant by Benekruku(m): 7:17pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
lafflaff123: You are the most beautiful woman i have seen on Nairaland and i am not praising you.
Jesus, your beauty is fresh like something i have never seen before.
Lets be friends okay? Hmmmmmm...... You re outrightly blind! |
Fashion › Re: Precious Omovong, Miss Delta, Withdraws From MBGN 2017 Pageant by Benekruku(m): 7:13pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
She cant Bleep, thats why.
We know how it goes...
No Bleep, No fame!
But at a time, how did she win Miss Delta? She still bleeped! |
Politics › Re: I Will Cross Your National Red Line, Lere Olayinka Dares Buhari by Benekruku(m): 4:25pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
Who is the idiot ranting! |
Romance › Re: Groom's Reaction After Opening Bride's Veil (Video) by Benekruku(m): 4:23pm On Sep 11, 2017 |
CR7 is still better than Messi! |
Politics › Re: Why We Fired Warning Shots In Umuahia – Nigerian Army by Benekruku(m): 8:13am On Sep 11, 2017 |
Doublecheck: All hail Biafra, I salute the courage of those fearless Biafrans.
Ipob/ Biafrans will shame Nigerian army in the face of the world
Mark these words. You online ranting while some of your lots re already dead. Can you please move to the forefront and join them? Stop using keypads to chest-beat! |
Celebrities › Re: Mo Abudu, Jide Kosoko, Rachel Oniga, Others Storm Toronto's Iconic Street [PICS] by Benekruku(m): 7:44pm On Sep 10, 2017 |
I will impregnate Mo Abudu spiritually |
Autos › Re: Just Arrived!!!! Hot Irresistible Car Deals! by Benekruku(op): 12:54pm On Sep 10, 2017 |
Clean rides available for inspection |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Devastating Aftermath Of Hurricane Irma In The Caribbean(Photos) by Benekruku(m): 12:41pm On Sep 10, 2017 |
Lekki comes to mind! |
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Bible Characters Of Great Faith by Benekruku(m): 12:40pm On Sep 10, 2017 |
sukkot: but what is faith ? When u believe a man in the Middle-East died for your sins in Africa |
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Bible Characters Of Great Faith by Benekruku(m): 12:37pm On Sep 10, 2017 |
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Crime › Re: A Nigerian In Germany Loses €85,000 Hidden In A Bag To Lagos Wharf Rats by Benekruku(m): 11:45am On Sep 10, 2017 |
Where is the remnant of the money?
Big Lie!
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Christianity Etc › Re: As A Christian, Is Court Wedding In Place Of Church Wedding Acceptable By God? by Benekruku(m): 11:44am On Sep 10, 2017 |
Rather be joined in a Sango shrine so our vows can be potent. |
Politics › Re: Adeshina Akinpelu Escapes Assassination In Ibadan, Gani Adams Accused (Photos) by Benekruku(m): 11:39am On Sep 10, 2017 |

Comedy!
OPC factions striking themselves...
They should eliminate themselves faster so we can have peace.
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Christianity Etc › Re: OPINION!! A Worker Is Not Suppose To Put Below 1,000 Naira In An Offering Box... by Benekruku(m): 11:15am On Sep 10, 2017 |
Saintsammurai: There is what we call sacrifice to GOD in the christian race,, you pray to GOD to bless you, fast every week, but you cant sacrifice your money to GOD.....Remember that the hand that giveth will receive. What does God use the money for? Doesnt he have enough money or command to make things work for himself? Why demand the sweat of humans when you have all... #StopBelievingInFiction |