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Hello guys, happy New year

This is a funny but serious story about how my phone got spoilt on the 26th of December and I just collected it back few days ago aftergiving it to four different phone technicians

On the 26th, there was no light in our area so I decided to take my phone to the fashion designer's shop at the front of our house...I took it there and my phone was there for like 2hours thinking that my phone was charging after two hours I decided to go and remove it...I tried to on it but it was not switching on so I thought maybe they had shaked it when I was charging it at the designer's shop they brought the light....I plugged it but my phone was not switching on, it was only showing the white charging signal...haha is this playing I said to myself.

The following day I took it to a phone engineer, after checking it he said he's not sure about the problem I took it to another engineer he said it's not the screen, battery or charging port that has fault the third engineer said it's going to cost me 12k coz the phone needs to be transferred to ilorin...haha untop charging lasan I left his shop, I gave it to my dad that same night and he took it to another engineer the next morning and the engineer said it's going to cost us 4k (mumu me was happy)

whimmmmmmmm one week later he called my dad that the phone problem is beyond what they thought ooo and that it's going to cost us 10k coz the dashboard needs to be changed...haaa 10k keh my dad said ok.... 4days later my dad went to his shop, he fixed the dashboard and when testing he realized that the screen yaff spoilt and he said that's going to cost us 12k making it 22k my dad sha said ok....to cut the long story short, he did the phone and my dad came back with it yesterday night and trust me I doubted it was my phone coz you won't believe that this mfk engineer has formated my phone as in everything all gone I said haha is this my phone....So I decided to check the "about phone" in the setting and my own infinix hot9 phone gangan has 5000mah but now I'm seeing 4000mah...haha on hot9

So I decided to check the model and I'm seeing infinix S5 haha is this playyyying....on infinix hot9
Now my camera has been showing "error" this man has deleted all the content ideas I saved on my note.

Omor now I don give up I'm not doing this phone again....i need to change it nhi coz iffa take it back now he can say speaker too yaff spoil laidat.

Abeggggg shift 😂😂😂
Nah for that kind situation I go dey take pictures 😂😂😂my mom said I should keep my phone very well that dey fit hijack am from my hand😂😂😂

OloYeOfEgbE:
No pictures....

DEY PLAY YOU HEAR

Thank you....omo the experience no be for here ooo 🥺😂😂😂

waleyp:
You don’t even need to go to iwo road … from Ojo take cab to mokola roundabout From there take keke to ITF ….but it’s one of those things tho

Omo I don't know ooo😂😂😂
I con walk like person whey dey go wilderness 😂😂

dawnomike:
Lol! Welcome back safely... The problem, you barely asked pele for direction when it mattered most. I was once like you. Iwo road can frustrate a JJC

You needed not to have gone through all those long journey to get to ITF, Agodi. One cab and one keke ask for 300/400 max would have gotten you there


Not a bad experience

Hmm omo😂😂 so today's my first time of travelling to Ibadan alone by myself.

Actually the only state I've ever been to by myself was Osun state (iwo) and that was like four years ago....

And I do travel to kwara state because of course that's where I school ☺️

So I'm done with my four months siwes training and I had to go to the state I.T office to sign my IT letters and log book, I did my I.T in ogbomosho so of course I need to go to ibadan to send my papers.

Nah so my daddy carry me go garage ooo and all what I had on me was #4000 😯so I took bus from ogbomosho straight to ibadan #1,500....it was a very stressful journey because nah so the driver con pack us like Titus for inside vehicle

To cut the story short, we got to ibadan so I dropped at Ojo bus terminal and was parabulating because I don't even know where to board a cab to Iwo road....if I wan enter one cab like this, nah so Dem go tell me say make I go down street nah there I go see cab whey dey go Iwo road....after the 10minute parabulating I finally see the cab whey dey go Iwo road and the man talk say nah #200....

Pheeeeeeeew....we got to Iwo road (journey continues) I went to a bike man and told him I was going to Agodi gate...the cab man said #500😯 I was like wtf #500 keh....nah so the bike man tell me say make I go dooooooown the street, that I go see one bridge nah there I go see bus whey dey go Agodi gate

I trecked for like 10minute parabulating under the bridge 🥺so finally I saw a maruwa whey carry me reach Agodi gate for #100 and the man told me that I will have to board a bike that will take me to the ITF office

I boarded a bike and the man said nah #200 pheeeww without negotiating it I don climb bike coz my head sef don dey boil...omo today's sun no be my mate ooo

We got to the ITF office, I queued...I stamped my papers blablabla and finally I left the ITF office ☺️

I trecked again for like 10minute till I reached the Express, I stopped a bike man that I was going to Agodi because I thought I would have to board a bike back to where the maruwa dropped me....the bike man laughed and said I'm already at Agodi, he asked me where I was going and he said before I could see a bus going to Iwo road I will have to walk down the street 🥺I walked for like 20minutes....I crossed alot of express roads full of vehicles and I was doing like tolotolo, I passed through markets blablabla so finally I boarded a bus back to Iwo road(#100)... pheeeww I got to iwo road....omor I think say my sufferness don end ooo🥺🥺🥺nah so I dey go from one bus stop to the other inside Iwo road looking for a bus going to Ojo🥺 I crossed and re crossed the Iwo road under bridge road for up to like four times anyways sha all what I used in Iwo road was nothing less than an hour just because I was looking for a bus or a cab going to Ojo.... finally I went to a woman selling fruits and she told me that I will have to go on top of the bridge before I could see a cab going to Iwo road...omo nah so I take they waka like homeless Mfk oooo

Finally I boarded a cab that took me to Ojo bus terminal (#200) he dropped me at the back of the garage and I trecked for like 5minute because I crossed an express way also😏 finally I got into the bus going to ogbomosho,nah so I take pay #1,500 again ooo and I was already shaking because I haven't taken anything since morning...not even water and it past 1pm already....so I bought a very chilled fanta plastic soft drink (#200) and pheeew the bus started.....

Few hours later we got to ogbomosho, I dropped at Takie and I called my mom that I had nothing on me again that I need money that I will give to the bike man that will carry me from Takie down to our house and she said I should be coming....I got home and my younger brother came downstairs to pay the bike man

I got inside the house and without greeting anybody nah so I take do yakata for ground ooo

Upon the money being spent sef you still no resemble am🤨🤨

And like this country I go take serve laidis ooo

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JAGABAN

We're ahead of them ASIWAJU

Xscape1993:
Have they arrested the founder of agberos in Nigeria, the drug landlord of Africa and the murderer of Funso Williams?

just pray say make this ur mouth no kpai u one day!

Almighty JAGABAN

Is it a crime for a child to know her mother's (helper)concubine catering for their needs,since the father is also cheating

Houseofglam7:
You sure pops doesn’t have another family out there??

we are also thinking about that

Houseofglam7:
You sure pops doesn’t have another family out there??

we are also thinking about that

I don't understand...

Woodaz:
Get a wooden Cain, touch it always, wotowoto 4 d evil.

My mom and my dad had been together for the past 19yrs ago with two kids that's me (19) and my younger brother (13)
My mom's father and my dad's father were friends so they forced my mom to marry my dad
My mom did not know that my dad had a daughter already not until she's pregnant (that is me)
So ever since then things has not been going well between my mom and my dad because my mom was like her parents did not allow her to marry her destined man
My dad is a very hashy person...I must not lie...I hate all his actions
My mom is the one paying my YB school fees, she's the one feeding us including my dad ooo... ordinary bathing soap my mom's the one buying it my dad's always cursing us he's always saying negative things to us....
Sebi families do joke in the house and couples do make plans....it not like our house ooo we only have peace only when my dad leaves the house...

Sometimes he will do somethings and I will be doubting if he's truly my dad small mistake like this nah curse and insults

So my mom says she will later divorce him since they're not legally married she said she did not even achieve anything not to talk of happiness and I personally supported her because this is getting out of hands my mom is really trying she's always sending me 5k every week. Last semester my dad only sent me 4k and he sent 5k a week to our holiday.

He's a salary earner ooo and my mom did not even know how much he's collecting he's always broke and he's always lying on loans he will be like "I did not collect any salary this month ooo they deducted the food stuff fees I collected" and the only time he do collect foodstuffs is during festive periods ooo

The most annoying part is that we are still living in the family house ooo all his YB has left us to their own houses so what's his essence, what is he using all his money to do
Guys please what should my mom do and what should I do I need your advise please

Guys please watch my video through the link below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2-zuiqrenk

Chisos

Godsongang:
I go buy garri 90million$, buy kulikuli 5million$, sugar 3million$ then 1million$ for shayo, cigarettes, loud and the remaining 1million$ for water. Thanks

Bro I also use flipaclip...can I have your WhatsApp contact please

Can I have your WhatsApp Contact pls

Watch on YouTube below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_mdzT28-J4

Hmm

Wiseandtrue:
Make I win am first

I will like to show you, not say it

Wow

illicit:
I will move far from humanity and enjoy till I go

I will have staff but I won't see strangers

Chisos

fman:
I go first carry big yansh like pweetylinda..
Use am calm my pressure down first before I go reason the way forward with the stash!

Let have some fun I wan read comments

Do you even worth to be ever called a father at all
Now if God did not give you any child you will be blaming your village people and you won't know it what you've said You will kill him can you imagine,tueh!!!!

Georgejeez:
Since all Nigerian Politicians , successful Yahoo guys and Policemen are de facto criminals , I will chose a criminal

But you see gay , the day I discover my son is a gay , na me go send am go meet him creator

Wait ooo are you actually vicwonders?

"nah who never fu*k hands in the air"

Wow that's nice

Emperordynasty:
I have a Facebook page o