When you marry a foreign lady and you can't even pronounce her name properly, that's when you know you are balling

autonomous22:
pictures of him banging d girl or....Ahdonbelivit

You sir are a very sick man please go and seek help

Bahddo:
Andela Ambassador to Nairaland

better go do your Devops lol

Alejoc:
Enough prison term to last his generations yet unborn

Which generations? where the woman wey go give birth in prison? abi na self fertilization, better prepare to get turned on by dry wall lol.

Abbeyme:
There is a sinister reason.

Why raising a panel when a memo would do.

Meanwhile Saraki is said to head the panel who is also the man at the centre of the storm


Click LIKE if you think it is proper for Saraki to head the panel

Click SHARE if you oppose that move.

Lol you no sey panel na extra money for them, That's the only thing they know how to do raise panel. I'm not understanding when ordinary Nigerians are threatened by police nobody bats an eyelid. When senators are just questioned, the whole country must collapse. Abi we should allow the senators be committing their crimes in peace.. With that 30 Million dem they collect each month all of them are thieves in my eyes.

Lekan1o1:
Jeeez!!..No blood spill ?

Rip to him

You think this is film with Jet Li.

RIP young man but really how can you not see train coming it is instant death now .

collinic:
Someone after 8months of trying Andela just got an invitation to Andela Bootcamp and now NYSC is by the corner, I was asked if it's possible to combine the both of them.

To me, I think I won't let go of the Andela dream but I can go to the 3weeks NYSC camp and continue my program with Andela. I will try n work the NYSC to Lagos so it could be easy in case there is any thing to sign. That was my advice to him.

Guys what do you think

hmmm I wouldn't try it just because if Andela finds out by any way that you are still doing NYSC you will be let go immediately and then you might never be let back to try again as it is a red flag from an integrity standpoint, as you have lied repeatedly. My advice would be to wait till the person is done with it. The way Andela is structured for the first 6 months you will be required to be on site every day due to the learning, so repeated Friday absences for CD signing will be noted and flagged.

See mother of 5 still looking fresh like tillapia fish. Some Naija women never even give birth to one and them go resemble pregnant buffalo para example https://www.nairaland.com/4506388/peace-agim-celebrates-birthday-underwear

enemyofprogress:
He committed the act in may and the pregnancy is already two months old in the month of may. Which kind pregnancy be dat?

I beg read the story properly now. The rape he is being charged for happened on those dates however it said
The prosecution further stated that the girl was currently carrying a two-months-old pregnancy for her father. meaning this was discovered later on. So the pregnancy happened before the reported rape, so in summary, he has been raping his daughter for a while but has just been caught recently.

Cutehector:
I swear some guys are so stupid. How can you invite a girl to sleep over when you staying with a guy in the same room? I have this friend of mine who stays with me some times, he just comes and goes. Well he has a babe, she comes over to see him, I am cool with that, in the day time I am mostly at work so he and the girl gets to have their time together. But not when I am back from work and I fvcking need time to shower and rest, you fvcking invite the girl over and you expect me to leave my house that I fvcking pay rent for you two to have a fvcking good time together...

Mehn.. I havnt seen a lousiest form of coordination more than this.

I don't think this is the case here, if you read he said he will not leave the room because he won't support evil not because he it is an inconvenience.

What has he gained by posting this?. He will now be known as the world's famous 'cockblocker' a title normally only reserved for women.

YoungDaNaval:
Nice one. Spare the rod and spoil the child. This single act has saved this girl from becoming a potential pick pocketer which might result to her being lynched and burnt to death in the nearest future.


All thanks to her host. She deserve an accolade!





Indeed God works in a mysterious way!.

Congratulations , you have just collected accolades for being the dumbest person on nairaland. Now go and join your gorrila cousins in the forest.

My question is can you catch babe with this car

seyiseyi11:





That is how all bridge shake. If is not shaking it wil collapse

Are you a structural engineer better go read your book, how will all bridge be shaking?

asawanathegreat:
Good move by FG

If you ever ride on that bridge when there is traffic especially in the mornings the bridge starts shaking for no reason (maybe the weight). If that bridge collapses the loss of life will be catastrophic and then I will see who people will blame. It might be much but seriously speaking to someone that uses it regularly it needs to be repaired or else.

stevenakp:


Just focus on Javascript (ES6 to be precise)

Focus on your bootcamp I see you

Ishilove:
Well, at least he looks like he is dying. He is now emaciated and all his favourite food is being rejecteted.

He has lost all his teeth and only eats soft food. He is even rejecting fish and ordinary soup. The poor thing is perpetually hungry but when we give him food, it is the lizards in the compound and neighbourhoods birds that it (you should see how fat those lizards are now).

Can anyone suggest what to feed a sixteen year old dog who seems to have lost his taste for food? Please, it hurts so much watching him waste away. Yesterday he was staggering around like a drunk because of hunger. We had to feed him left over meat pie and gala before he could get himself.

Please, suggest something.

*sob*




PS- My dog's name is Ruggedman, so no one should go and harass the rapper with 'get well soon' messages.

Maybe he has something blocking his tummy that makes it too painful for him to eat. My suggestion get him to a vet before he dies. Also, try liquids

If she goes on top during activity, hmmmm

lakesider:
And some state will blame buhari for not paying salary .
Can't governors be creative

My brother it is not entirely their fault, they chose to not make their state attractive for investments instead they are waiting for handout from Abuja. There is no company to overtax in their state so there is little they can do.

YorubaAssasin:


You must be okoro moro.n!

I am not understanding these nincompoops my brother, after seven men rape you dey wan make you give dem play by play. They already said they found blood on someone's trousers ah ah.

Janewrites:
I'm among the 10% female who won't stop till she knows how to code. I need all the help I can get guys. I struggled through the Homestudy in cycle 33. Already applied for cycle 34. I really need this. If you have any material that can help me understand better, I will appreciate.

Andela has about 28% of female developers so we welcome more as long as they are ready to work

tunary:

Age is just a number

Take a proper look at the quality of her structure

Go for deliverance quick infact deliverance fall your hand I beg Jesus come rescue this troubled soul. Don't compare yourself with another troubled soul no matter how reach they are their judgment is coming.

tunary:
She don ripe

13 year old I am not understanding. Paedos everywhere pray for the children

zanga420:


I mean are there other companies that train developers in the same pattern as andela?

I think there are, I'm not sure but that is to do with a good product when there is something that is great you have to have competition. This means the product becomes even better.

zanga420:
Please don't misunderstand this question, are there firms running similar this pattern of programme to andelas?
@benfluleck

I dunno what this question is about ^

Teletexter:


Oh, nice to hear.

Since we are on the issue of Laptops already here, a few (I promise) more Qs:


1. While at EPIC Tower on Thursday, I noticed, on the 3rd floor where (I guess) most fellows were situated, that some had external monitors. Monitors mounted in such a way that they could be rotated along the Y-axis (on an X-Y plane).

Can just about any fellow ask for that setup, or does it come as one progresses up the "ladder"?

2. Almost every fellow I caught a glimpse of was living the "dongle life" that accompanies the new MBP thanks to it's absurd lack of legacy ports. Andela provides that dongle, yes?

3. Finally, that locker that in front that houses biscuits, Minimie chin chin and Hollandia milk ... anyone (any fellow, that is) can go there and take, ba? Abi is there a limited daily quota?

Thanks.

1. You get a monitor when you are working with a partner

2. Dongles are provided for all

3. Refreshments are brought twice a day

Teletexter:
@benfluleck, Please the Macbook Pros given to new fellows, are they the ones with Apple's new problematic Butterfly keyboards? (see this article).

If yes, can one request for a different machine, you know like a Lenovo Thinkpad?

If no, do Andelans get replacements/support if something goes wrong with the MBP within the warranty period?

Thanks.

I dunno about this article, we all use Mac Book Pros as it just looks more professional I am yet to meet someone in the organisation that has had this problem (maybe this was a problem with the older versions). If your laptop develops a fault we have an IT department that can fix it and give you a replacement, if it is going to take longer. Your laptop is insured from the start so any damage is by Andela.

laudate:


Is there a law that says the health officials have the right to extort restaurant owners and hoteliers of their money, under the guise of Environmental and Health Levy? What is the levy even used for? Do these health officials use it to provide any sanitation services, or health benefits to the restaurant owners?

Ask them for me ooo. They come to inspect tell you stuff like you need a mosquito net in your kitchen or the dustbin LAWMA has not emptied is too full and impose their levy and will lock your establishment if you don't pay.

zanga420:


Hi bro, how much do andela pay new intakes in the leadership technical program.
Do they provide accommodation to people not residing in Lagos but coming over for the program. Thanks

I can't tell you this, unfortunately, however, they d provide accommodation for anyone that applies no matter where they live. Newly hired developers are given preference.

laudate:


Can you imagine??! Didn't I say that FIRS (including other govt agencies) employ cretins and imbeciles, as members of their staff? How can they say an establishment has "multiple cleaners earning about 5Million naira a month" ....does that even make sense? How much do cleaners earn? By the way, what da fvck is Environmental and Health Levy??

_{cc:lalasticlala, move to FP please.}

The state ministry of Health and Environment are allowed to inspect any business where food is prepared and sold so with that they bring their cronies and their levy.

I can relate with this post as I have an uncle who owns a hotel and is about to shut it down, unfortunately, a lot of you commenting do not own businesses that is why you are making assumptions.

You can pay your tax every month of the year, that doesn't stop FIRS or LIRS coming up with their own figures after their inspection (yes they come and inspect businesses). So people who are not in the know let me tell you who you have to contend with if you want to attempt to start a business in hospitality.

I can't give exact figures but this is some of the figurea we have to contend with

Local Government - 500,000 a year for an entertainment license, road, water
FIRS - 500,000 approx
LIRS - 500,000 approx
Environmental and Health - Levy - 550,000
Lawma - 220,000
Lassa - (I can't remember)
NEPA - 12M a year: The light is terrible but what can you do.
Disel - 8.6 M a year
Tourism - (can't remember this amount
Land Use - (definitely over a million)

All of these agencies will come uninvited for their inspection and all will threaten to close down your business. All of these agencies are justified in a reputable environment however they never use concrete figures but will use arbitrary figures based on assumptions of how well they think you should be doing.

An example:
They told my uncle he was owing about 4Million for Payee. However when we checked their calculations we found the figures we gave them for our payments had been doctored, In their figures, it showed we had multiple cleaners earning about 5Million naira a month (for a hotel in Nigeria how ). We are still contesting this figure.

Where is the profit going to come from look at the NEPA bill