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Pls how does "first to comment " work on nairaland? Please someone should enlighten me on it

OkpaAkuEriEri:
I hav do it

Ahhh awo lo o

OkpaAkuEriEri:
If this rich FP.I will shout allahakbar & hit my head on d tiles till it bust & al d water pour out

I hope you're dead now?

HappyPagan:
I'm atheist.

Ok

HappyPagan:
I'm human.

Answer the question

HappyPagan:
The Rapture

About 2000 years ago, a foreign spirit possessed a young Hebrew virgin, Mary. This Mary would go on to give birth to a brown baby boy she named Jesus. That was what God told her to name him, for God was the father of the son.

The boy Jesus grew and lived a very boring life till he was thirty. He spent the next three years trying to convince his village people that he was God's Son.

A few poor fishermen believed him. The Carpenter and his homies began a small cult named The Disciples. They followed Jesus where he went, Peter the hypeman, Judas the money guy, and John with the condoms.

After three years, the village people decided they were sick and tired of Jesus' ass. So they nailed him to a cross like a painting.


The Disciples held on to Jesus, despite his death. Like The Taliban, their unity went beyond mere words.. Their life was completely devoted to Jesus' cause.

Jesus promised he'd come back. Though he was dying, he believed he'd be back. It'd called stubborn faith, a rigid resistance to facts and figures, a complete denial of reality. Some might call it i-craze-myself, but who am I to judge?




So, Jesus promised he'd be gone for a long time.

'I'm not sure when I'll be back, you know. My Father, only he can allow me come back, it's all in his hands, not mine. But I promise it will be soon, don't you worry...'

And my Lord, have people waited... Dont test the patience of Christians, they will wait for Jesus even if takes a million years... I mean the guy has to come back right?



So, this coming back is what is called The Rapture. Apparently, the sky will open up all over the world. We will able to see the universe, stars, galaxies, basically all the things our telescopes have found.

The whole world will watch as JESUS steps off a throne in heaven, big huge golden throne.. There will be angels flying around with trumpets, huge ass trumpets, Dj Gabriel will be on the turntables..


Then, the most beautify part of the performance... All those who have kept faith will be rewarded. They will start floating towards heaven, all of them everywhere.
Up up they will go towards Jesus' smiling face.

There will be seats at the right hand of Jesus, where all who have believed will sit, singing praises to Him forever.. Like an ipod on steriods...


Oh, may that day come. Lord, come and take your retards.

Are u an atheist or not

qualityGod:
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MrPresident1:
The need for us to be sober and watchful unto the very end cannot be over emphasized.

Every day we are buffeted with the cares of life that tries to drown out the still small voice that constantly appeals to us to keep watch.

I am creating this thread to serve as a kind of rendezvous for all of us faithful watchers who are looking anxiously for the return of our BLESSED GOD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST.

Hebrews 10:25
Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.

1 Thessalonians 5:4
But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.

Hello this is 2019 hahahaha

Mr Seun even u?? I can't believe this..... Ya all should read Psalm 14:1 Study with ur heart..... God have mercy on u

Agift stop deceiving... It didn't take me up 2 3 months that Google blocked my account after gaining nothing So don't deceive us

Hmmm he jst destroyed his life January 2nd.... Anyways if he prays hard, I still think he can Make heaven... Women are scam

Why this stupid hair always?

Premiumwriter:
I didn't see that coming.

God bless you bro.

Amen

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