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Moses-- green monster
Leon Balogun- Bus stop Oga
Ekong- Shit cleaner
Iheanacho-- fox in the box
Mikel-- shock absorber
Onazi ogenyi-- Toilet cleaner
Omeruo-- ?
Iwobi-- switch passer
Ahmed Musa- Game changerr
Daniel Akpeyi-- fear fear boy


Mahrez- Chained lion

Catastrophe1:
Afonja spotted.

Omaale Olori pelebe, owa mama bo kio wa je igbadun oloyi

Catastrophe1:
They should come ive some plots of land for sale in naija.

Meanwhile congratulations Donald chukwu Trump

Ode jatijati

Lilimax:
Abeg, these your music's were released yesterday so to say. They are no mate to the musics on the list

so your comparing "pon pon pon" by Dagrin to Olamide's "go down low" or Davido's "Dami Duro"?

Omo na your own be that, how can you mention ace songs like this without mentioning the late DAGRIN
Go back and add the following songs-

Pon pon pon By Dagrin , one of the best of all time

Why Me by Dbanj

Blissful

Help pls, i want customised polo shirts and fine roundnecks with Dagrin and C.Ronaldo pictures and quotes on it. Contact me on my phone number 07064632980

WackyJ1:
I didn't see this earlier. I wonder whether to have talked to her since then.

I understand that you want her to show you attention like it used to be before and validate you that she still wants you and wants a relationship with you.

But the truth is that girls are confused creatures. Capable of doing unbelievable things and confusing us with their erratic behaviors.
She still likes you and she still respects you. But that's no longer exclusive to you as before, in the sense that, she is also enjoying attention from other guys and enjoying the company of other guys.

Now this might be difficult to do, but next time when you Call her, just chat her up and be lively with her, make her laugh and basically enjoy the conversation with no thoughts at the back of your mind. A simple 7 mins call will do. Then don't call again.

It will be very difficult to do and you will feel pains doing it. But it is like withdrawal syndrome.

But you have to do it.

Jealousy is also a good technique so make female friends and use them as your dp on whatsapp. Let it seem like you're having fun with your life..

Copied , will get back to you asap. Thanks a mil bro

WackyJ1:
benjsniper33

Yes She is a pretty girl and she is most likely double dating.

She has lied to you and showed you that, that is the normal type of behavior among young pretty girls. They like to have fun, be with different guys who give them attention and make them laugh and make them feel good about themselves.

And this girl is getting comfortable with you and that is why she is returning to her old habits or should I say normal habits. Familiarity things.

What you should do.
Familiarizing yourself with other girls will do you good in helping you to get your mind off this girl but without doing the following things, you will find that your progress is slow.

1. Your mentality: Tell yourself she doesn't love you because she doesn't. Many young girls don't know what Love is, love for them is just infatuation. Love is not infatuation, love is commitment. This girl has shown that she is not willing to be commited. Fun is of a greater priority for her. Never believe her from now on when she says she loves you, no matter how much it appears to show on her face and no matter how much you want to believe it because of how good it makes you feel.
You will not die without her. Yes this is a truth that you must force yourself to accept. Your self worth is not tied to her and if she moves around with other guys, it does not mean that those guys are better than you. This leads to number 2.

2. Starve the feelings you have for her.
Feelings need to be fed and nurtured either through the other person's actions or through your own personal self delusion. Number 1 will end the self delusion while this particular point deals with her actions.
Decide not to call her or pick her calls for a day or two. This will be painful for you to do because of your feelings for her and because of the anxiety about her activities that will happen, but no pain no gain. The pain must correspond to the pleasure you felt or feel, whenever she kisses you or tries to please you. Like an addict going off his medication, you must Starve off the source of these feelings for you to be free.
Go without her company for a while, tell her you're busy, do some stuffs alone, don't see her for a while. You can even make it that you saw her only once in a week.

3. Self Esteem comes from within:
It's called Self-esteem not Other-esteem. Encourage yourself. Make sure your thoughts always have a positive view about you. Remind yourself of your abilities and what you have accomplished so far. From what you have said here, you're going to graduate with a very good result, don't let this stop you from that. Pick up a hobby or something that can fetch you money, learn it and success from it will boost your ego.
Never compare yourself to other people or other guys that she might be going out with. Never let yourself do that.

4. Other girls: Have female friends. But only after you have done numbers 1 - 3. They help distract you and give your someone to talk to.

I hope I have helped in whatever way I can.

.

Wacky I have done all you've said, I disciplined myself and for like 3-4 days now I haven't spoken to her on phone or whatsapp, the last time we spoke was 4 days ago, I texted her around 9pm to asked how her day was and if she's fine , she replied "Yaaaa" then I asked her if she is live on whatsapp so we can chat, she said "No" (that was unlike her cos before she is always waiting for me online) . Then I got angry, controlled my anger and texted back, I said "Ryt , gudnyt, don't bother to text or call back forth" (that was a rather confusing message)

Then I tot she sensed fire in the mountain then she texted me on whatsapp and tried to chatup but my response was monosyllabic, I didn't even show any interest of wanting to talk to her anymore. She sensed this and then went ahead to call me , she tried to discuss but I was monosyllabic in response once again, then she said she wants to go to bed, I said "goodnight" And that was it, since then I didn't call neither did she.

Your brutal criticism and advice I need Wacky, hoping to hear from you asap. Thanks

RichYoungNigger:
There is nothing called rape

Have you fought a girl ?? Your body go pain you for 3 months

And to rape a girl, she will put up a great fight and a man's dick can never erect when he's under pressure or fighting.

Secondly, girls have the power to block that opening, i can remember the day i was having sex with my girlfriend and her phone rings, she picks up the phone and i was still fuccking her, i wanted the person on the other side of the phone to her her moan, my girlfriend told me to pull out, i pulled out and the closed the thing, it was like the hole was plastered with cement, i couldn't gain access, i gave up

My guy, is that saying that women (even virgins) can block that opening? Cos I have a girl that claims to be a virgin (she said she never has sex) I finger her deep but when I want to penetrate the whole thing seems like a hole was never there

officialEFCC:
[size=20pt] Op pity the shoe and jeans na since last year [/size]

Plus the belt and cap

RichYoungNigger:
Great Leader Of The Afonja People

Ogbeni, Afonja is Yoruba but notwas not from egbaland, Lisabi was.

Hmm...long long live Yoruba ,may Yorubas never ever be slaves

WackyJ1:
benjsniper33

Yes She is a pretty girl and she is most likely double dating.

She has lied to you and showed you that, that is the normal type of behavior among young pretty girls. They like to have fun, be with different guys who give them attention and make them laugh and make them feel good about themselves.

And this girl is getting comfortable with you and that is why she is returning to her old habits or should I say normal habits. Familiarity things.

What you should do.
Familiarizing yourself with other girls will do you good in helping you to get your mind off this girl but without doing the following things, you will find that your progress is slow.

1. Your mentality: Tell yourself she doesn't love you because she doesn't. Many young girls don't know what Love is, love for them is just infatuation. Love is not infatuation, love is commitment. This girl has shown that she is not willing to be commited. Fun is of a greater priority for her. Never believe her from now on when she says she loves you, no matter how much it appears to show on her face and no matter how much you want to believe it because of how good it makes you feel.
You will not die without her. Yes this is a truth that you must force yourself to accept. Your self worth is not tied to her and if she moves around with other guys, it does not mean that those guys are better than you. This leads to number 2.

2. Starve the feelings you have for her.
Feelings need to be fed and nurtured either through the other person's actions or through your own personal self delusion. Number 1 will end the self delusion while this particular point deals with her actions.
Decide not to call her or pick her calls for a day or two. This will be painful for you to do because of your feelings for her and because of the anxiety about her activities that will happen, but no pain no gain. The pain must correspond to the pleasure you felt or feel, whenever she kisses you or tries to please you. Like an addict going off his medication, you must Starve off the source of these feelings for you to be free.
Go without her company for a while, tell her you're busy, do some stuffs alone, don't see her for a while. You can even make it that you saw her only once in a week.

3. Self Esteem comes from within:
It's called Self-esteem not Other-esteem. Encourage yourself. Make sure your thoughts always have a positive view about you. Remind yourself of your abilities and what you have accomplished so far. From what you have said here, you're going to graduate with a very good result, don't let this stop you from that. Pick up a hobby or something that can fetch you money, learn it and success from it will boost your ego.
Never compare yourself to other people or other guys that she might be going out with. Never let yourself do that.

4. Other girls: Have female friends. But only after you have done numbers 1 - 3. They help distract you and give your someone to talk to.

I hope I have helped in whatever way I can.

May God bless you my Dear brother, I have taken note of all you've said and I have begun applying them. If I come across any confusion I will get back to you asap.
Thanks a lot brother, you've done well

HARDDON:
D bolded n one thing that is not expressly stated here, are d genesis of ur woes

B4 i say any thing, i have a question :

Who proposed d no sex move?
Obviously NOT U right?

HARDDON , she told me on three to four occasions that if she is to have sex with anybody without having a feeling of guilt on her wedding day that person will be ME .

Then after some time (weeks) we got intimate , we were both naked, I have fingered,pressed and sucked every thing but when it was time for me to penetrate she held back, this scenario has happened more than once , the last time it happened (August 26), I asked her why, she said she is sorry and that she is emotional and that if I do it with me she will get loose and give other guys , like she won't be able to control herself, she claimed she is a virgin . But when I fingered her my middle finger all went into her womanhood. She afterwards offered to give me a Mouth Gig that night.

So indirectly she has cleverly proposed the no-sex move , allowing me to suck and finger her womanhood ,handle and squeeze her breasts but not wanting me to penetrate her Pvssy

As at now we are on a three month IT holiday and as of now we are 3 weeks apart we still have 2 months to go being apart before we resume for the next semester.

So HARDDON I need the raw advice and brutal solution

Hello my dear HARDON, I need your help more than EVER, I feel I am trapped, confused and cornered or even controlled, This is how I feel but I am not really sure . My self-esteem, respect and independence is at stake here. HARDON I need your help, candid advice and brutal solution to my predicament . This is my story.

When I was in 100 level, I was serious-minded, focused, determined and studious, all I did was come into the lecture room and leave immediately after lectures without having to stick and hang around. My colleagues made lotsa friends but not me, I made only a friend on my class , I am on good terms with people but I prefer my solitary self and my only friend. Although I am not topping my class but out of almost 150 students in my level I am in no 1-5. When a lecturer asks a question that is very complicated that no one in class can solve or answer I rise to the occasion and most of the times I am always providing answers although not all.
There is this girl that always crush and trip on my then, she is always wanting to be with me, sit with,e, talk to me, hear from me she tells me all about herself , her parents ,the position she is , her family and almost everything about herself etc in short she is always all over me BUT I didn't give her an ounce of attention , I treated her like she was just a piece of distraction, I didn't just give her any chance or attention , she wasn't on on my head that time, I was just focused But she was persistent till 200level first semester when i think she gave up, we do see in class but I don't just care bout her. She ceased talking to me her body language was like she is hating me, she hisses each time I pass by and she kinda gets irritated when I passes by but deep deep down I later got to know she was dying for me but hates the way I don't even notice her.
Then after 300level first semester exams a friend of mine who noticed the "chemistry" went to meet her and was like " Bae, why is it that you and benjsniper ain't cool like before, you guys don't really talk again, why? " at that moment I happened to pass by then he summoned me to come which I did. Then he started interrogating me and the Bae and he was trying to make us come together and yes it worked! And I responded well to her surprise, I told her I didn't intentionally want her to feel unwanted, that she shouldn't think that way blah blah blah blah.

Although I didn't envisage a relationship, I only wanted to make peace but the re-Union rekindled her feelings and she was once again all over me, the next day she came to me and requested for my phone number which I gave her, she told me she would like to see me after our last paper, she kept calling me on and on again and again. In short we met after exams and we clicked this time I responded well and gave her attention. We started getting intimate BUT we never had sex.
She loves and respect me, she loves being around me she tells me she cares a lot about me , when I call her to come over she comes without excuses , she sacrifices her plans just to show up in my apartment and I appreciate her and I am sometimes rigid but i am also gentle and I am getting to like her, love her , enjoy her company, I tell that I like her but I am kinda always shy to say I love her , she has told me she loves me like 5 times now, something which she hardly does to someone.
But HARDON I Nurse some measure of fear cos she is beautiful and she has guys on her, she puts her phone in flight mode when she's with me, she tells me the guys who are in her, sometimes she shows me their pictures, she has a lot of guy friends that I do not know, she talks to them flirts with them, visits them and sometimes they take her out. There was an occasion when I saw her enter an eatery with a guy she didn't see me then I called her to ask where she was she told me she is in an eatery, I asked "with who" she said she is alone. I kept quiet till now. She's very cool with me, but the way and manner in which she talks to me now reflect that the affection has kinda reduced , she still tells me she loves and miss me but I have a strong hunch that she is double dating if not triple dating. And funny, this is the time I am getting serious with her, I am having feelings for her and it's like my world will crumble if i don't hear from her. She respects me but these days she is becoming bold to subtly disregard me. Hardon I need your help here cos I don't wanna loose her, even if I do at last I want to have my confidence, manliness,respect and focus.

Help me HARDON HELP!!

Hello there people, I need help in arranging my documents for Danish visiting visa , my aunty who is to invite me has already sent me the invitation letter. I am a 300 level students in the university of Abuja, I just completed my semester and I am currently doing my IT which will run for 6 months, but I want to use this opportunity to visit Denmark for few months and come back to complete my studies.
I just need you people to pls advice me on how to arrange my visiting documents for submission in the Danish embassy. Thanks

chiefolotu:
Good Morning. Please i picked up my passport at VSF yesterday. I was refused a visa;

Reason; Justification of the purpose and conditions of the intended stay was not provided.

Told i should appeal, But the issue now is how do i do this? Do i send an email to portugal embassy in abuja or what do i do? Any information please. I will appreciate...

Hello, sorry about your refusal, I believe you can still work things out. As for me I am also about to apply for a shenghen visiting visa to Denmark , I have an aunt there who is a close relative, she has sent me the invitation letter via email , pls I need your advice as to how to arrange my documents , I am a student and I am currently on a six month internship programme so I want to use the opportunity to visit my aunt, I was also referred to VFS office in either Lagos or Abuja . Pls I need your advice as to the arrangements of documents, visa fee, service charges and any other info you can help me with.
Will be glad, thanks and God bless sir

Let us give them kudos for doing this, rather than saying trash. This exercise is conducted to enable our security forces learn how to rout terrorists in case they take control of our main airports in the country. Imagine terrorist holding up civilians in an international airport without the security forces not being able to save the situation, will that speak well of our great nation ? NO
So let's us join hands and mouth to make this nation great again. You need to see how Americans applaud their soldiers when conducting exercises like this.

This is Nigeria not America, if Donald trump send your asses back to where you Nigeria where else will you all go to?

Nigeria no matter what is a great country planned by God. You should all see outside the box and think deep

[quote author=damola311 post=49100157]Clay no dey Banana Island? [/

E kuku dey

Space booked

[quote author=Easyruns post=49087694]Nigeria is a SCAM! The biggest SCAM ever in the world. Nigeria doesn't exit the sooner you guy get this into your brains the better.
Niger Delta don't be afraid as long as Buhari chose to militarized his whole people he should be ready to be like Gaddafi and Saddam.......No weapon formed against them will ever Prosper.
Until all Muslim and buhari bow to the Lordship of Jesus Christ Nigeria will know no peace and prosperity.[/








Easyruns, take it easy whIle doing your "holy" runs

[quote author=Easyruns post=49087694]Nigeria is a SCAM! The biggest SCAM ever in the world. Nigeria doesn't exit the sooner you guy get this into your brains the better.
Niger Delta don't be afraid as long as Buhari chose to militarized his whole people he should be ready to be like Gaddafi and Saddam.......No weapon formed against them will ever Prosper.
Until all Muslim and buhari bow to the Lordship of Jesus Christ Nigeria will know no peace and prosperity.[/








Easyruns, take it easy whIle doing your "holy" runs

[quote author=Easyruns post=49087694]Nigeria is a SCAM! The biggest SCAM ever in the world. Nigeria doesn't exit the sooner you guy get this into your brains the better.
Niger Delta don't be afraid as long as Buhari chose to militarized his whole people he should be ready to be like Gaddafi and Saddam.......No weapon formed against them will ever Prosper.
Until all Muslim and buhari bow to the Lordship of Jesus Christ Nigeria will know no peace and prosperity.[/

Easyruns take it easy whIle doing your "holy" runs

When nollywood actresses expose themselves this way, which message do they want to pass on tv drama

klassykute:
61 priest?.. hw many bury Elijah,Moses even JESUS..?

I wonder o

Hello my peoples , I have a visa phone blackberry phone and I have a thousand Naira on it for monthly subscription but I cannot subscribe the normal way again due to change of ownership to mtn . But some folks are still using the visa phone number and still subscribing . ALL I NEED IS A LINK THROUGH WHICH I CAN SUBSCRIBE TO VISAPHONE MONTHLY BIS WITH THE 1000 Naira CREDIT ON MY VISAPHONE LINE. Anyone who can do that for me should please call my phone number ASAP 07064632980

Omo ale jatijati

Anyone in Abuja who wants to sell his or her visafone blackberry should pls contact me. Make sure the phone's subscription is either active or recently expired.
Call,text or whatsapp me on 07064632980 ASAP!!!