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A quiet man is a thinking man, a quiet woman is hatching a plan!

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Still learninG tho....check it out...

Hehehehhehe,dis is one hell of gobe!...
Lesson: No be by doing ur marriage for dubai nai e go take last oo

sharkhead:
[/quote][quote author=Baba419 post=30148346]The higher you rise the harder you fall

judedwriter:
Rather, d higher u rise, d more embarrassing ur fall is

Abbey2sam:
both of you are right

[quote author=sharkhead post=30152791][/quote]4 of u are right, abeg moh na do 20push up each for getting it right

Why not buy a camera instead No matter how high d mp of a fones camera is u can never compare it with camera sold for 300k......how are u sure d pic u showing us isn't taken with the Olympus OM-D E-M1 camera

Clinton594:
Allow us live in the moment nah..... We ain't gon see another election until 4yrs time.
Join the train sir!

I dnt need to join the train when I can fly on my private jet!

Clinton594:
BAE = BUHARI's AGENDA EVIL

I wonder what ur life will look like after d election...every thread na buhari,gej,apc,pdp una no dey tayaa shiooooor

Bae is not a slangatized word for baby like unibenstudent said, wonder wer he got dat 'slangatized' word from sef

Bae means before anyone else

Op u should have used google for this now why open a thread Meanwhile, respect ur parents. They pass school without using google website.

Op e clear say d native doctor for ur village don use ur pics do mat for him shrine! Na food be dat abi na snacks

Where is d pics of d said lake I believe only in what I see and not what I hear!

There Is oda 1 we did back then we call it telephone......u tie a rubber band from 1 tin tomato can to the oda 1, wen u talk from the oda tin we put d oda 1 in our ear......I miss dose days wen we used red sand as stew and white sand as rice, stone as meat, wood as fish
Noy forget dis game 'you may go' We used to sing it like dis
U may go go go
East and west
Anywhere u like
Find no gal like me
See me since I come here
I will show you, I will show you, I will show you my wickedness 1mo,2mo,3mo,4mo etc

U tot she was shiiting abi

Enegod:
God bless you too

guy! Use ur brain next time, even if u no get 1 atleast pretend 2 be smart........



Very lengthy, buh I read it all......after dem go say dem no see mr. Right marry

*Spreads sack on the ground waiting anxiously for the op* abeg come complete dis thing ooo abi u don alredi die before film finish

mirexxx:
ur topic is scary can't read it bye

I thought u a christain Why u afraid 2 die Abi u no wan go heaven

Op is her face filled with spikes before now

SkinnyDude:
lol. you dey vex o!
but i have heard you. i will do as you say. No assignment and quiz. stop being available to her. even, i wil ignore her call sometimes.

wristwatch:
Op do u love this lady? If YES, then why can't u tell her how u feel?

If it is friendship zone, then u need not to worry. Focus on ur studies, mingle with people so that she will know u CAN do without her

SkinnyDude:
lol. you dey vex o!
but i have heard you. i will do as you say. No assignment and quiz. stop being available to her. even, i wil ignore her call sometimes.

truth is even if he ask her out she will turn him down

What are u guys arguing bout here Nyanch

SkinnyDude:
i just like her dearly. cos' she was there for me when my friends were making fun of me. (we went to party, i got drunk and started misbehaving)

is dah enuf reason to turn urself to her slave U better wake up.....she has friendzoned ur azz......she will be phurking oda guys while u are dere doing her assignment for her.....mumuboi......sowie I had 2 insult you because I knw u wouldn't even change after reading all d advice here

Akosbaba:
I give it 3 months

its already 3month

Op were is the oil(sauce) to eat dis ordinary yam u gave us


I have learnt a lot from the Buhari certificate monomania. Since it happened i started looking for all my certificate. Infact I left home for class late today to make sure I have safely kept the receipt for my jamb form, post ume slip,lecture notes, textbook, photos infact my signing out white vest too. Who knows anybody may request for it. If someone who schooled before independence can be asked to present his certificate who am i?If you are lucky enough to still have your secondary school uniform and sandal please keep dem. Who knows, any clueless person can ask for it.

I have learnt a lot from the Buhari certificate monomania. Since it happened i started looking for all my certificate. Infact I left home for class late today to make sure I have safely kept the receipt for my jamb form, post ume slip,lecture notes, textbook, photos infact my signing out white vest too. Who knows anybody may request for it. If someone who schooled before independence can be asked to present his certificate who am i?If you are lucky enough to still have your secondary school uniform and sandal please keep dem. Who knows, any clueless person can ask for it.

All dis long epistle just to kiss a guy Ladies pls dnt mind d op ooo u dnt need all dis stress just accept to kiss urs and we will do d rest

blesie:
Please I go like marry you oo

he is a small boy, he doesn't know what he is sayinG!

slinkman:
who can buy your whole family, who can sleep with your mom right in front of your dad and he will clap and cheer.

guy u said all dis just for dose 3words which is not even an insult U are truly a stinkyman like ur moniker

Is dis guy lilwaynes broda

Airforce1:
G

G for goat

5BAN aye!