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Crime / Re: Gunshots At Federal Polytechnic Nekede As Rival Cults Clash. by benshow33: 8:16pm On Oct 13, 2015 |
You can look up the police commissioner of the state via the internet and put a call to him...or security outfit. I wold have done that, but you missed out including the state you are located. 1 Like 1 Share |
Family / Sneaking Up On Your Husband/wife Might Be Dangerous! by benshow33: 2:42pm On Oct 12, 2015 |
Just for laughs! A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,awakened without pain, and as it was still early she decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She put on a Goldilocks costume (mask). joined the party and soon spotted her husband enjoying himself on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he cuddled and occasionally giving a little kiss here and there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive woman herself, his husband left his new partner devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After some more drinking he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had quick sex in the back seat. She slipped away before unmasking herself or her husband and went home and put her costume (mask) away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played darts all evening." "You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing darts all night!" She said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad who seemed to have had a jolly good time on the dance floor. I am told that he was seen by Frank taking a prostitute in a Goldilocks outfit out for a few minutes. Don't ask me what they did; you know your dad still wants to behave like a kid." Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your husband/wife pass it on to all ladies/Men you Know. Hahahahaaaaaaaa |
Celebrities / Re: Julius Agwu & Wife Meet British Royal Family, Usain Bolt, Angelina Jolie (Pics) by benshow33: 6:00am On Sep 04, 2015 |
Bros! Your mumu no get part two. DankemzI: |
Politics / Re: See What Ayo Fayose Was Spotted Doing Today At A Market In Ikere-ekiti.. Photos by benshow33: 10:43pm On Sep 01, 2015 |
The people of Ekiti are so dumb, while stainless is having a blast of his life, Ekiti state continues to grow rot and total disregard to peoples lives and property is noted everywhere you go. Stainless don catch una as mugu. |
Celebrities / Re: Femi Kuti Takes His Son To His Grandparent's Grave Side In Abeokuta by benshow33: 3:13pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
sonnie10: Get your head together! Stop smoking that shit. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Policeman Drags Suspect Along The Road In The Name Of Arrest (Photo) by benshow33: 8:41am On Aug 03, 2015 |
RickRichards: What if the guy is a confirmed armed robber? If you respect police man, he will reciprocate. Remember, they are not from heaven, they belong to the society, our society. They are the true reflection of what we have in our society! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Akon Meets Tinubu by benshow33: 8:46pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Its all about money! Uwt wondering why Akin had to meet with Tinubu and not Pman crew. |
Politics / Re: Arms, Money, Phones Found In Boko Haram's Hideout (graphic Photos) by benshow33: 4:59pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Mogidi: Senseless pig. Where your papa dey when PMB was busy moulding his life? You better pray not to turn out life your father. Moral lacking fool. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Backs Out From Bet With Davido(screenshot) by benshow33: 12:20pm On Jul 24, 2015 |
God thought. Its more pronounce to help than showing off 1 Like |
Education / Re: Ongoing Protest At Ait Road, Alagbado Lagos State by benshow33: 11:36am On Jul 23, 2015 |
I just wonder why people just comment what is not meaningful simply because you wanna make first to comment. Get a life! Reports are suppose to be read and opinion pointed out respectfully. This symposium is for us to be informed, it should not be a race to know who was the first to comment on a post.. 1 Like |
Food / Re: Season Of Aku. Do You Eat It by benshow33: 11:09am On Jul 23, 2015 |
What the Bleep |
Politics / Re: Caption This Emefiele's Posture As Buhari Passes (pic) by benshow33: 10:59am On Jul 23, 2015 |
Fear is embedded in the minds of the wicked. The man is afraid because his house is a warehouse of cancerworms 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Atiku Formed Dubious Coalition With Saraki And Obj Because Of 2019 - Omatseye by benshow33: 10:50am On Jul 23, 2015 |
How that one take affect the market value of gari |
Politics / Re: Atiku Formed Dubious Coalition With Saraki And Obj Because Of 2019 - Omatseye by benshow33: 10:49am On Jul 23, 2015 |
Ho that one take affect the market value of gari |
Autos / Re: MINT And CLEANEST 2008 Toyota Rav4 Pre-ordered By Kaykay27 Of NL From Fhemmmy by benshow33: 1:59pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Fhemmmy: I need a Pilot 2006. How much will it cost to take it down to my door step? |
Autos / Re: MINT And CLEANEST 2008 Toyota Rav4 Pre-ordered By Kaykay27 Of NL From Fhemmmy by benshow33: 7:05am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Please, i will like to know how much it will cost me if you are to help me get a Honda Pilot 2006? |
Autos / Re: 2013 Mercedes Benz Ml 63 Amg For Sale by benshow33: 6:55am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Autos / Re: SOLD! Skyblue Lexus RX330 2005 @2.550m by benshow33: 6:26am On Jul 08, 2015 |
2million nko? |
Autos / Re: Very Clean 2006 Model Honda Pilot Available Forsale-navigation Screen-reverse Ca by benshow33: 6:20am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Can 2Mil fly this ride? |
Autos / Re: Sold! Sold!! Sold!!! 2008 Toyota Camry SE! by benshow33: 5:54am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Nice ride, can we have the final asking price? |
Romance / Re: I Want To Have Sex On My 18th Birthday, Will I Get Pregnant? by benshow33: 12:26pm On Jul 02, 2015 |
You ho get belle, and the person wey give you go deny am. 5 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Workers Shut Down AIT, Raypower Over 17 Months Unpaid Salaries by benshow33: 7:30am On Jun 05, 2015 |
nerodenero:Kenny and D1 are still with Daar communications. In fact Kenny is the GM now. I stand corrected! |
Politics / Re: The Official Cars Of The Nigerian Service Chiefs by benshow33: 1:32pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
This people dey chop oo. Well, at least they are not like the politicians who just take out the cakes and eat them all. For the fact that they are wearing that uniform, they deserve Thea treats. 1 Like |
Autos / Re: Lexus GX470 2003 Model@ N1.950m by benshow33: 12:42pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Its a nice ride oo, what is the kast you are giving? |
Autos / Re: Lexus Rx 330 05 For Sale by benshow33: 12:36pm On Apr 03, 2015 |
Can we get the cost to the ride? |
Politics / Re: Nairaland Presidential Election by benshow33: 12:47pm On Jan 22, 2015 |
Change: Buhari-Oshibajo. 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Controversy Rages On Over Buhari’s Certificate by benshow33: 10:32am On Jan 05, 2015 |
Certificate news! 3 Likes
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Celebrities / Re: BBA Contestant, Tayo Hangs Out With Warri Billionaire Ayiri Emami.....photos by benshow33: 9:38am On Dec 17, 2014 |
goldfish80: That is an indoor swimming pool area. |
Autos / Re: Price Slash!! Registered Lexus GX470 by benshow33: 1:46pm On Dec 04, 2014 |
CAN I GET THE FINAL ASKING PRICE? |
Autos / Re: Fairly Used Accord 2001 V6, Good Engine, Standard Options. Clean Interior! 375k by benshow33: 8:08am On Oct 27, 2014 |
Available |
Autos / Re: Sparkling Clean 6months Used Honda Accord Evil Spirit V6 For Sale by benshow33: 8:05am On Oct 27, 2014 |
Price please |
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