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You can look up the police commissioner of the state via the internet and put a call to him...or security outfit. I wold have done that, but you missed out including the state you are located.

Just for laughs!

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party.

The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband,protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.


So he took his Batman costume (mask) and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,awakened without pain,
and as it was still early she decided to go to the party. In as much as
her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

She put on a Goldilocks costume (mask). joined the party and soon spotted her husband enjoying himself on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he cuddled and occasionally giving a little kiss here and there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive woman herself, his husband left his new partner devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After some more drinking he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had quick sex in the back seat.

She slipped away before unmasking herself or her husband and went home and put her costume (mask) away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked,"Did you dance much?" He replied, "I tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played darts all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that Batman costume playing darts all night!" She said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my Batman costume to your Dad who seemed to have had a jolly good time on the dance floor.
I am told that he was seen by Frank taking a prostitute in a Goldilocks outfit out
for a few minutes.

Don't ask me what they did; you know your dad still wants to behave like a kid."

Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your husband/wife pass it on to all ladies/Men you Know. Hahahahaaaaaaaa

Bros! Your mumu no get part two.

DankemzI:


Wow! I love this, if na Basket Mouthician person no for hear word

In 10years time I'll be inviting Obama's family and Buhari's family to come dine in my Mansions Balcony

Now that's potential & Dreams

The people of Ekiti are so dumb, while stainless is having a blast of his life, Ekiti state continues to grow rot and total disregard to peoples lives and property is noted everywhere you go. Stainless don catch una as mugu.

sonnie10:
I don't understand. I thought Femi is Fela's son, abi na Fela dey answer Israel? Wonders shall never end.

Get your head together! Stop smoking that shit.

RickRichards:
Isn't he innocent until proven guilty? Or is there ever an exception to the rule? This is inhuman. The policeman needs psychiatric evaluation to ascertain the state of his mental health.

What if the guy is a confirmed armed robber? If you respect police man, he will reciprocate. Remember, they are not from heaven, they belong to the society, our society. They are the true reflection of what we have in our society!

Its all about money! Uwt wondering why Akin had to meet with Tinubu and not Pman crew.

Mogidi:
Check the numbers on those phones, you're bound to see one Muhammadu Buhari.

Boko boys have his Aso Rock number self.

Senseless pig. Where your papa dey when PMB was busy moulding his life? You better pray not to turn out life your father. Moral lacking fool.

God thought. Its more pronounce to help than showing off

I just wonder why people just comment what is not meaningful simply because you wanna make first to comment. Get a life! Reports are suppose to be read and opinion pointed out respectfully. This symposium is for us to be informed, it should not be a race to know who was the first to comment on a post..

What the Bleep

Fear is embedded in the minds of the wicked. The man is afraid because his house is a warehouse of cancerworms

How that one take affect the market value of gari

Ho that one take affect the market value of gari

Fhemmmy:

Thanks for your time on our thread..... please give us more information so as to quote right.... looking forward to being your dealer too.

I need a Pilot 2006. How much will it cost to take it down to my door step?

Please, i will like to know how much it will cost me if you are to help me get a Honda Pilot 2006?

Hero10001:
This is a deal not a mofo placing ads for a 07 with 65k mileage.

Laugh wan kill me die!

2million nko?

Can 2Mil fly this ride?

Nice ride, can we have the final asking price?

You ho get belle, and the person wey give you go deny am.

nerodenero:
I remember when AIT newly started in Lagos at Alagbado and almost got shot down for financial recklessness and had to be bailed out by powerful people. In fact, for about a week then, they had to publicly show appreciation to those people.

The issue of Kenny Ogungbe and Dayo Adeleye a.k.a D1's reckless spending when there were still with Raypower FM is still fresh and this again

I won't be surprised if they are shot down permanently in future over financial issues, it seems it is their trademark. No wonder they haven't improve since inception, at a time we thought they would take broadcasting to the next level.

Kenny and D1 are still with Daar communications. In fact Kenny is the GM now. I stand corrected!

This people dey chop oo. Well, at least they are not like the politicians who just take out the cakes and eat them all. For the fact that they are wearing that uniform, they deserve Thea treats.

Its a nice ride oo,
what is the kast you are giving?

Can we get the cost to the ride?

Change: Buhari-Oshibajo.

Certificate news!

goldfish80:
What is a gp tank doing in the living room of a sane man?

That is an indoor swimming pool area.

CAN I GET THE FINAL ASKING PRICE?

Available

Price please