₦airaland Forum

Onyiridike: No!!! And none of my daughters will date/marry a man simply because he is tall. Ask yourself the following questions:

1. Is Dangote or Mike Adenuga the tallest man in Nigeria?

2. Is Obama the tallest man in the world?

3. Is Lionel Messi the tallest player in the world?

4. What exactly does a lady benefits from a man's height which an average or even a short man can not offer?

5. Do we cook human being and eat them like yam or meat so that a tall man will full the pot?

kmcutez: Thank you for the award. E no easy. The struggle continues.

lirusehn: . Exactly what i xpected to read.



Ave neva worshiped at any of his Churches.

Am not against any Church as far as you talk about Jesus.


I only negate Islam, is'nt it high time we let unity rule? Is'nt it high time we showed the world 'Christianity is the way' ?? Is it gonna be done this way like seriously ?

kmcutez: Pastor Chris, do not mind all this useless Nigerians insulting you. Abeg carry go with your adultery jor!! Man cannot live by bread alone. Sample all you can. Nothing do you.

lirusehn: [b]


It' funny and Alarming how black-brained Nigerians have turned all of a blink!

Look at the poster above me ranting about m.asturbation when he didn't even hear the explanation the man of God gave.

The funniest thing is how foolishly y'all back up ur claims with verses from the bible. MY People perish cuz they are foolish. I think this is to show us the Devil knows the bible more than itself.



What do you want me to knw from this post of yours?

God gave you the right to judge others?
Not even like you are trying to correct him.
I can see ur life defines perfection if not you won't be out here sharing errors of others.

Peter denied God and yet it was neva written against him. That's y i tell people i serve God and not religion.

You eat up ur fellow man just to gain cheap popularity while you later on go to church to showcase ur make-up.


Smh for the future of planet earth.

The Lord is your strength Pastor Chris. [/b]

Default20: well,lemme c ur sixth sense before i reply u.............and by the way,i am not that kind of a person,just joking and u guys started to insult me,again lets respect eachoda.....

tosyne2much: are you minding d dumb girl ?

Default20: so far he is fully loaded,let d height go

Default20: If you have your money.... forget all those.

1. Standing out in a party if you have money people won't care how tall your might be,they will drag you to the dance flour or let you be.

2. Beds are too small.. i just have to laugh on this...really? get your money even if you want to sleep on river,have you ever seen jackson's bed it can occupy 10 people or more.

3. Block other other people's view. People don't give a damn,they wanna look at you in the first place..... they want to see the money in you.

4. Can't take pix woth other people... op,pls get money,people will queue to take pix with you,you might feel awkward though buh you will be happy.

Sitting in public transport what are you doing there in d first place.... av u eva seen dangote in public trans?






in summary,get money and forget all op's point....

adeoladrg: 7. There Are Actually More Percentage of Virgins
In America Than In Most Countries In Africa?




This is highly impossible!!! In fact, there's no virgin in this world! At most, the percentage will be struggling to hit 5%. Pervs everywhere.

brownlord: Police should stop arresting boys indiscriminately in the name of cultism, is there no freedom of association in the country? I just need little money and connection I will sue edo state govt, commissioner of police, director of SSS all the VC, Rector and provost of schools for the numbers of youth they've killed.

SuperSauce: ..you need spiritual googles na holy pikin i be

esther20: @elantracy am doubting bcus am confused. Dnt knw d mind to follow weda d mind dat says e luvs u or d oda dats says e is just pretending to b.

Zammydagreat: I don't miss anything cos am a real nigga, but she miss siiting in the front seat of my Range.....

SuperSauce: you know me??..i dy suspect you be wizard shey

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Dolemite: Have you read your bible lately? it's all bullshet! and I'm not in love with Satan jeez, how can I love something that doesn't exist?

SuperSauce: ..na hell sure pass.. just kidding biko

Dolemite: Satan my love.

masonkz: DAYUM!! Hitler is sexxxyyyyyyy!!!


If Hitler was like that, I'd need him in my bed right away




Obama, you know I'll always crush on you

finditng: You keep misinterpreting texts for fabrics? ....dry dry dry....like you a drying programme...lol.....better come here let's run a laundry mat. You'll just circulate the cloths with your "mumuness"...can bet they'll dry up sharply....@ zero cost to power....i'll feed you eba very well to keep you running the circles ....put you natural talent to use...lol! ...i'll help you channel it ...sha don't leave your aura on customers clothes...that's where I'll get mad at u...can't afford to have more of your type All ova the place...xcept ofcourse they all agree to work for me ....i'll add fish to the eba when y'all get to like a thousand. .....ode oshee

finditng: You quoted me just to post dry?....whose trying to entertain this one?....like I give a damn wht you think...#in Kevin Hart's voice...you Gonna learn today.....what it takes to have a brain........just express your core element of sh*t...i'll be glad to set you right.

3cycle: You can say that again.
He told me to try someone else, how can I when he killed the energy in me with his response

3cycle: As a lady, sometimes I come across great post by a guy and I fall in love immediately. Most times I try to ignore the poster but I do Remember The username so I summon the courage to follow him and see if I can strike an online conversation before I send a pm but I never succeed.

Just yesterday a young tall guy on Nairaland from Enugu state gave me an all time blow when it was obvious I was trying to woo him, he started with iyanga and walah he ignored me completelyonly for somebody to call me names for making my intention known.
To make matters worst his response was "I don hang boot since last year"
Who says that to a lady bikonu

Do we really have gentlemen on Nairaland?
Can a guy reply pm's of a girl with an open mind?
What are the chances of starting an e romance if a lady were to be the innitiator?
Seun is it possible for us to chat with a nairalander without a third party involved?

finditng: If only you were educated/ enlightened enough, time line on my responses would clarify all forms of questions about joblessness....next time pick your words carefully on a forum....I aint one of them push-overs....not to mention an attempt by a shallow daffy duck like you....a simple opinion...on a free-web platform and you wanna box me?...you must be nuts.. Get a life...and if you lacking that feel of value...try somethn else to help boost your ego/ hv a sense of self....ode oshee...lol. ...btw I hope you didnnt break a tooth while learning to pronounce a new word @idiosincracies.....lmao...see!...I helped your life...now you know 3 words.....don't dare think that'll get u a promotion...you stil a pri.2 cndidate...up north...lolz.

firstEVA: so why should i fall yakata?

Elkewwty: Smh

Themaingate: 1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don't provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.

22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying,"Please come and listen to me"

59. Guys don't really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never bsure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.

73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance,ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

Elkewwty: .
He claimed to be a born again , but am not sure if actually he is because he is not that good on bed, maybe the situation has gotten worse so he tries to cover it by claiming he is now a Born Again christian .

He said he wouldnt give it to me again until after wedlock has been established betwen me and him

I dont like a born again as a BF, they are just too holy