₦airaland Forum

Arva:
You can yawn forever and go and sleep forever. Shy guys are the best. If ur an extrovert, I'm sorry I might not date you because just have a look at the post where I said shy guys are willing to listen and don't disrupt conversation.. Ur actually doing the opposite. Extrovert guys like you will keep on yawning at every single converation I hold with them. Only shy guys will be willing to listen to a lady. Become a shy guy today and I might date you. Change ur status from extrovert to introvert.

Babe. Am shy. Date me!

Pervert1:
i hv never heard that the most successful marriage(s) are the ones where virgins where involved.

hmmmm, u might b older dan me. Bt u cant c it 4rm whr am coming from. (sorry 2 xay)

ussy09:
I pity virgin male because it wil b hard 4dem 2pick up as such d marriage becomes boring. Ma Opinion!

Forgettin d fact dat most VIRGINS are damn more romantic....
Leave ur lady wit me... Nd she will wish YOU were ME

#teamvirgin#

Hamatrony:
Such question isn't meant for ladies who had lost their virginities, you don't expect them to tell you how it reallly feels to lose it cos most of these ladies regret on their wedding night, giving a stupid excuse that "sex is overrated", should that give you a go-ahead to sleep around, even if we guys want sex from you, standing on your feet should be what it takes.....To me, I see virginity as trust and respect, there is no acquisation that can pull you down as long as your husband knows you aren't a wayward lady. Av choose to marry a virgin and so shall it be cos I still have this strong belv that virgins are out there waiting for guys lik me to com their way

wow wow wow!!! Dats d standard... I cant keep masef nd marry a LovePeddler...(Na only God knw many person d lady has slept with) if she isnt a virgin, i doubt if i wil b able to trust her... Ladies beware! Dnt listen to men dat says dey dont love Virgin ladies... Its all false...! Dey are just givin u worthless hope:...... Every man wants a virgin.













dats why divorce is common nd rampant

the trust is no longer there

because

the virginity is absent










I cry for d next generation!

makzeze:
I was virgin at 31 yrs until i got married.

i want to be lyk you sir.... Bt sir, did u marry a.... I just wanna wait til am married

Pervert1:
virginity is over-rated

it shud be.... It must be.. Caused we were created to stay dat way bfor marriage

yuzjet: What should I say?

But most of them dat uses pant has a curved D*ck like Banana

LMAO! Na true

lepasharon: tear my bra

sure... I will

Mintayo: You called this best? Cheating in an examination is the best?thing a friend did for you? Classic!
So if i refused to help a friendcheat with a friend in an examination,i am not a friend?
This kind friendship na wah!

read it again!

prettythicksme: chaii broke guys they can bleep heaven yet they don't have money to take care of the thing they bleep.I have friend that date them so annoying

y not make money nd stop blabin here? U ma sef u ah worst dan broke!!!

rozzay: Ayam not available thank u

tankin you tooo... *runs over to the nxt thread out of shame*

rozzay: Lol.

u've got al dat..... Nd am an army officer... How e go b?

rozzay: Like criously u bliv liability. Lol btw wat does it entail to date an army officer pls tell me

just big boobs nd butts!

Liability: i can swear it. This is not a lie.

It is not. Please

do u knw wat u just did?
U just lost ur Husband...
May God give u a 2nd chance...
Its nt hw far in marriage bt d love nd compatiability u share.... Na even zombie u won go marry....
May d good Lord hav mercy on us all!

rawpadgin: they are both correct.
if u re to include ur middle name, surname & last name u re to use 'are'
if its just one name u re to use 'is'

example- my name is okoronkwo
my names are okoronkwo m. Phillips

use it during an inteveiw nd tank me later!

mysticgal: Yea for a boy to desire the mother sexually is psychologically called the oedipus complex and a girl to desire the father sexually...electra complex

you ah good too

MzRaeRae: ...I study psychology ....and this child is not to blame its one of the stages of development.....happened in ancient Greek even when a child killed d father and married d woman...d name of this stage I can't rili rem but its also d name of a woman's vajajay ...its d stage when d child starts having sexual feelings for his mom...If this were to b d US of A...this boy wld b put in juvy .where he wld receive help from d best psychologists....

u ah gud... I also wanna study psychology!

icebebe: 22 MBGN age I guess who evr advice her to wear dis,is evul o.see her small bre*st lik ma sister own

i like your own

Lindajohn:

-[-[-[.... dat means all ma waiting was in vain?

Lindajohn: nop

haba .... Y? I have been waiting for it all day long

Lindajohn: thanks dearie

so can i get one?

Aniroly: Oga nah so konji hold you reach

check d lips out na... E no swit for kissing?

dstnd: respect each oda evn if u can c urselfs

mehn.... I never believed a beautiful damsel lyk u wil b on nairaland

Lindajohn: now dis is what i mean, and.... Hy am ur worst nightmare. Is like u want make dem ban u

dat guy na fool! U ah actually lukin eemmm... Kissable

Adrenaline123: jest kidin
ok lemme contribute

Ask (Pronunciation)
Aks or Ask

You don’t aks/axe for things. You ask for them. I’m not sure when the “s” and “k” got switched but it happens all the time when people talk.

I learnt sumtyn from your post!

N.D.A.... 1st
N.P.A .... 2nd! Shikena!
N.D.A.. Over 12,000 applied this year and they took jst 360... Can u beat that?
N.P.A.. Over 8,000 applied for the school this year and they are taking just 740.. Can you beat that also?...

Kasynpaulsyn1997: why the omission? I'm vexed! And if you no put UNN for no.1 now eeehhn! UNIVERSITY OF "NIGERIA" nah beans? U think say im easy? The only uni of naija others nah wash.

dnt let name decieve u..

Kasynpaulsyn1997: where is UNN in your list? The thunder wey go fire u still dey fire shekau! Mumu

u dont hav to insult mr Man

carefreewannabe: True Love
















Whatever it means.

it means wat u know

BraniacX: ma voh my broda, manage do wetin? Happy for wetin? If u b small pikin and dem dash u 1k, ur bross come opress u collect am come chuuk sweet for your mouth say make u lick, u go happy?

magarie..... Hahahahaha! Dis ur philosophy funny oo... Na true sha... Dat guy don eat pass weytin he don do for delta... Na only cheap transport b d only tin wey e do

glitest: Mind you, I do not know you personally; so therefore, i have to take your word for it .

b4 u crucify me, y dont u knw me 1st? I dont bite and i know u dont 2...